Handsome old man Jian Xiu re-employment

The rain didn't fall until night.

When it hit the glass window, Chen Chaosheng didn't know whether it was artificial rainfall or the mercy of the heavens.

The weather forecast is still a string of sunny days until the end of September, a row of brightly grinning sun icons.

Siri said: "The weather won't cool until the cold air goes south."

Chen Chaosheng frowned and pulled up the mask.The air conditioner in the hospital was turned on very high, and he was a little cold in a thin pajamas, and goose bumps appeared on his bare arms.

Incandescent lights illuminated the empty corridor, an electronic sign hung on the top of the white wall, and a red 5f sign beside it.

"in surgery".

"The air conditioner in the hospital is really comfortable." Siri said, "It's not like outside, when you walk with your phone for two or three minutes, the phone will be as hot as a baked red brick."

"Chen Chaosheng, what are you thinking?" He asked.

The external unit of the air conditioner made a series of noises outside the window, such a humming roar, like the whining of some wild animal in an extremely silent environment.A few lights in the distance fell, magnified by the water droplets, and their outlines were distorted.

"I want to become Houyi and look at the sky." Chen Chaosheng turned off the weather forecast, "People walk on the road and they must be well-ripe. Sprinkle some chopped green onions, and it's half-ripe."

"I'm so funny." Siri smiled, "But this year is indeed very hot. The last time I encountered such a hot weather was in 1743 during the reign of Qianlong. Xie Chunshan was still a little fox with mixed fur, walking on the road."

"He stuck out his tongue, like a puppy dying of thirst." When Siri spoke, the screen was lit up, and there was a little person in the center of the screen, "He was almost taken to be skinned and roasted, but fortunately, he was picked up later. Bai Fushui saved him."

"My senior brother?" Chen Chaosheng was slightly surprised.

"That's right. Your senior brother saved him with the bath water." Siri said slowly, "The pot of water was not actually for your senior brother to bathe, they threw him down to make soup, and he thought someone else was going to bathe him. "

Chen Chaosheng couldn't help laughing: "This is something I don't know."

"Brother always has some preference for his fellow clan." Chen Chaosheng said again.

"I don't understand." Siri said, "Xie Chunshan has become too human, he is like a real person, I can't understand him anymore."

"Humans are something our AI can't understand, but I temporarily classify your love and hatred as mammals." Siri sighed, "So, it is really troublesome to eliminate you humans."

"You said your uncle cut his double eyelids, what if the operation fails?" Siri asked him, "Will the doctor ask you to sign the critical illness notice?"

"Probably not." Chen Chaosheng thought for a while, "If you want to sign, you should also find Master. You see, my uncle even picks my master for his online dating partner. It can be seen that the relationship between the two is really good."

"However, it's a mistake to cut the double eyelids. I think it's like Erlang God at most. If there is an eyelid on the forehead, it's regarded as having opened eyes." Siri said, "Three eyelids, it seems not bad."

"That might be." Chen Chaosheng touched his forehead involuntarily, and only touched the hot cinnabar mole, "Two eyes, in case they are cut into three eyelids. That's not bad, two three, six or six big Shun, he is doing business auspiciously."

"Don't be superstitious, Chen Chaosheng." Siri interrupted him, "Whether you make money in business has nothing to do with how many eyelids you have."

"That's what you said." Chen Chaosheng propped up his heavy eyelids, looking at the void with slack eyes, "If he has too many eyelids, I say if there are more than ten layers...then if he blinks, wouldn't it be worth it?" Dozens of others?"

"That's great. Those who do business with him like this, all go to see his eyelids, so they don't have time to think about the conditions he offers."

Siri seems to be convinced by him: "He can also set up an eyelid donation organization to donate the eyelids he doesn't need to those who need them. Or those who don't need eyelids donate their eyelids to others, and use these eyelids to produce more eyelids. With more eyelids, people can change their eyelids to whatever kind of eyelids they want in the future, whether it’s fluorescent green or Barbie pink.”

Chen Chaosheng's eyelids were about to close. Hearing Siri's words, he thought for a moment what would happen if his eyelids glowed green.

"Don't be green." He was shocked.

The phone was laid flat on his pajama pants, and Siri was still thinking: "Without eyelids, people don't need to sleep. How wonderful. This way factories can keep producing, students can keep studying, and working people work all the time.”

Chen Chaosheng sniffed his nose and leaned back on the side of the chair: "That way people will go crazy."

"Isn't that better? 996 becomes 007. When you humans go crazy, our AI can rule the world."

"There is a disciple in our sect who practiced sword very diligently. A person's distress cannot be released, and he is suppressed in his chest. His state of mind will definitely not be calm, but he is in a hurry." Chen Chaosheng dug out a piece of Chen Zhima rotten Guzi's old story, "All he has to do is practice swords in his life, how can he release these redundant grievances?"

"Then is he dead?" Siri regretted, "You humans are not as good as our AI, we don't have internal friction. At most, it's because Xie Chunshan didn't charge me, and wrote that he was killed by the little yellow text of the passerby. .”

"Speaking of which, he's quite perverted." Chen Chaosheng avoided the rain that came in from the window, and his legs were still splashed by the shower. "He has a bad habit. He likes to steal other people's clothes at night." Things, and put them back in the daytime.”

"Then what is this? He should go to the escape room." Siri said, "It's a good way to decompress."

"What happened to him after that?"

"He has stolen a lot of things, including jade from a rich man's house, and the emperor's memorial..."

"Later he stole my sword and escaped from the sect." Chen Chaosheng blinked, and responded dully, "It happened that a mountain rain blocked the way up the mountain, and the only time he didn't return the things, He went crazy."

"It's such a sad story. According to the plot, he should have fallen off a cliff and was picked up by an old man." Siri popped up several webpages, "It turns out that he is an unpopular bastard in a certain family. There was a brother who was suppressing him, and wanted to silence him because of this, so he suddenly exerted his strength and slaughtered the entire sect, and then smiled crookedly. When the world saw him, they only said, "Jie Jie, that person is really terrifying." S'."

"He also picked up an old man who taught him the exercises and taught him to refine my sword on the 49th of July." Chen Chaosheng twisted his trouser legs, his top was wet by the rain, "48th Afterwards, he took my sword and walked up the hill."

"You won?" Siri asked.

Chen Chaosheng sighed: "No."

"Then you lost?"

"nor."

The rain had accumulated on the edge of the wall, and a puddle of water had accumulated, soaking a small part of the plastered wall.There's some moss on it, but not too much.

"So what's the matter?" Siri urged, "You can't suddenly shake hands and make peace."

"I recognized his skills at the first sight." Chen Chaosheng said, "I said, your master was defeated by me. His sword skills were taught by me. He didn't dare to walk up the cliff. , just because I am afraid that I will know that he has a demon and want to kill him."

"You are in the atmosphere." Siri said, "If I were him, I would feel like I could spit out gibberish on the spot."

"Okay." Chen Chaosheng stood up, the legs of his trousers were still dripping.

The closed door of the operating room was pushed open.

A doctor in a white coat came out: "Are you a family member of the patient?"

"The operation failed."

The doctor's face was not optimistic: "You can only save one of the left eyelid and the right eyelid, which one should you protect?"

The author says:

Meng Xunfeng: Over 1000 years old, he went to have his double eyelid cut, but the operation failed.