Handsome old man Jian Xiu re-employment

"Brother! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

Bai Fushui was scolding someone nervously.

At first glance, this person is extremely unhappy in life.Forty sentences, thirty sentences are said to be ugly in Bai Fushui's new play.

If it is about his acting skills, Bai Fushui can still accept it, but when it comes to Bai Fushui's face is not good-looking, Bai Fushui thinks it is purely looking for trouble.Not only is there nothing to do, but it is also a great regret in life.

Bai Fushui could not help but log on to his Weibo account to interact passionately with that sunspot.

"Bai Fushui has grown old these past few years, and still plays youth school dramas? Who is in high school at the age of 45? Can't the hero and heroine go back to school for 30 years in order to fit Bai Fushui's personality? This is enough time to be a grandparent."

"Repeating for 30 years just happens to be your father, silly." He typed a small line, "I am 25 years old this year, and you hate me so much that you can't even remember my age. Are you acting?"

"You must be my fan secretly, and you really like me, that's why you use such clumsy tricks to get my attention."

"Shut up your little thoughts. This actor is very self-aware, I know I'm a handsome guy."

The other side sent out a series of sweaty soybeans: "Old white head, if you are sick, go and treat it, don't go crazy."

"The oily content in your few words seems to have sent me to Karamay without doing anything."

"Oh my God, oil is liquid gold. I know I'm charming, but that was just a casual remark, you don't need to take it as a golden word." Bai Fushui continued typing, "You still care so much about my physical and mental state, so you can Think normally."

"I saw you typing just now, and thought you hadn't received compulsory education." Bai Fushui said, "It doesn't look like an actor, you should have read a book."

The little Heizi on the opposite side was speechless after being sprayed by him.

"Brother!!!!" Chen Chaosheng was still calling him downstairs.

"I'm going offline first, you can contact my assistant if you have anything to do." Bai Fushui finally typed a line, "Don't be too excited to sleep because I replied to your message, I guess you haven't finished your summer homework yet, Remember to do your homework, otherwise you won’t be able to pass the college entrance examination, and your mother will spank your ass. Elementary school chicken.”

He slowly folded the bed, turned off the air conditioner, and went downstairs.

"Junior brother, what's the matter?" Bai Fushui stood on the stairs, only to see Chen Chaosheng holding a chair in his hand, his body trembling slightly, staring at something under his feet, as if facing an enemy.

"Big bug..." Chen Chaosheng gasped, "It's so big."

Bai Fushui took off his slippers, and stepped on the ground with bare feet: "That's it?"

Chen Chaosheng had been carrying the chair for a while.

He thought he was not to blame for this matter, this bug looks so disgusting and its size is so big, normal people should be afraid of it.

He hung the chair in the air, never daring to drop it, and also afraid that if he took a step back, what would the bug do if he took advantage of the victory and chased him?

"Brother...help me..." Chen Chaosheng was about to say something when Bai Fushui slapped your slippers on the ground, and the little black dots moved.

He dropped his chair and stepped back,

Bai Fushui patted the ground with his waist hooked, and when he was done, he took a piece of toilet paper from the table and cleaned up the corpse.

"Brother, is he dead?" Chen Chaosheng stood on the edge of the door, wishing to let his feet off the ground, "Is he dead?"

"Not dead." Bai Fushui smiled at him, holding the tissue and walked slowly towards Chen Chaosheng, "Don't you want to show the younger brother?"

The pale light shone on Bai Fushui's face, and with that dark smile, it sent chills down Chen Chaosheng's spine.

"Don't come here!" Chen Chaosheng stared at the ball of toilet paper in his hand, his voice cracked slightly.

"His grandma's Jade Emperor, why did he create such a thing...Bai Fushui...Don't bully your junior brother, I want to tell the master..."

"Oh, it seems to be moving." Bai Fushui's smile became brighter and his fox eyes narrowed, "If senior brother accidentally let go of his hand, it will fly up."

"Senior brother... Good senior brother..." Chen Chaosheng shrank back a little tremblingly, with half of his foot on the door, "Can I let you be the number one handsome guy in Jianzong?"

"You're afraid of that man in Tsing Yi, the younger brother will go to the underworld to find a relationship and let him reincarnate tomorrow..."

"Chen Chaosheng, you are really useless." Bai Fushui withdrew his hand, his face was rather disdainful, "I feel ashamed to say it. This bug is not as big as a palm. You are 1.8 meters tall. It's a small thing to step on."

"But it can move..." Chen Chaosheng was still terrified, "How can I be as powerful as my brother?"

"That's right." Bai Fushui looked at Chen Chaosheng's pale complexion with satisfaction, threw the paper ball into the trash can, took another piece of paper and wiped his hands clean.

Only then did Chen Chaosheng heave a sigh of relief.

"If the master knows, he can laugh at you for a while." Bai Fushui pulled the chair away, and the wooden stool legs scratched the ground, making a harsh sound, "Chen Chaosheng, have you lived for nothing all these years?"

"Then laugh." Chen Chaosheng took a closer look, and after seeing that the bug was gone, he dared to sit down, "Smile, he's more scared than me."

"Sister Xu went up the mountain with him and saw a snake. Didn't Master jump right at Sister Xu?" Chen Chaosheng said, "Sister Xu joked about it for a while when she was making snake soup."

"What's more, if the thing is just to look at it, you will have nightmares at night." Chen Chaosheng was also afraid when he sat down, "If the master comes back, he will always scream louder than me."

"Come on. Master just pretended to be like this in front of Sister Xu. Men who fall in love are like this, sticky and disgusting." Bai Fushui sneered, "Sister Xu is not here, he slapped a snake to death, slapped it When it’s over, I wipe my hands with the tip of my tail.”

"Brother, can I sleep in your room at night?" Chen Chaosheng said cautiously, "The floor is also fine."

"You can play with your mobile phone however you want. Whichever eyeball you want to use to emit green light, you can use which eyeball to emit green light. There is no problem with both of them."

"Senior Brother, Junior Brother is very scared. I'm so scared to death." Chen Chaosheng said sincerely, "Have pity on me."

Bai Fushui smiled: "Brother is not an unreasonable person."

"How about it, junior brother. When you see a bug, you call senior brother, and senior brother slaps him to death with a slipper." Bai Fushui said, "If that man in Tsing Yi comes over, you help me slap him to death."

"Senior brother, today you are extraordinarily handsome and handsome, especially the heroic figure you just patted the floor with your slippers, I'm afraid my brother will never forget it in this lifetime." Chen Chaosheng said.

"The same is true for my brother. After all, we are all disciples of Master." Bai Fushui said with a smile, "No... Brother has recently converted to Buddhism. Master Chi said that as long as brother sincerely recites for 99 days, this relationship will be resolved. ..."

The author says:

Master: Damn it, I didn’t know that my disciple believed in Buddhism