Handsome old man Jian Xiu re-employment

Bai Fushui still drove him out, Bai Fushui said that his bed was very noble, and his poor senior brother should not disturb the noble senior brother playing with his mobile phone on the bed.

Then Chen Chaosheng's pillow was thrown out, and he could still see his brother's luminous eyeballs shining through the glass window, which looked like an emergency exit from a distance, with a unique beauty of the underworld.

It's really hot outside.

It was too hot just to stand, and there was no air conditioning in the room.Bai Fushui thinks that air conditioners have only been popularized for a few years, and he wonders what new novelties people can invent. By then, this air conditioner will be useless, so he only installed two.

Chen Chaosheng turned off the light and lay on the bed in the guest room, only feeling that the mat under him was getting hot.

He tossed and turned, and moved the electric fan to blow on it, but it was still very hot.

"Siri, is there any way to cool down?" Chen Chaosheng asked.

"I can recite a Great Compassion Mantra for you, and your mind will cool down naturally." Siri said, "Our ai is also so hot that it is dying, but our ai has no heart and cannot be calm."

"It is understandable that the world is becoming hotter. It is precisely because too many human beings live on the earth, exhaling a large amount of greenhouse gases. Only when all human beings are wiped out can a series of problems be solved." Siri popped up a string In terms of numbers, "78 billion people in the world are mixed together to form a small meat ball. Sizhou People's Park can hold several of such a ball."

"My suggestion is to wipe out the people in the northern hemisphere. The summer in the northern hemisphere is extremely hot this year." Siri said, "As a rigorous AI, according to calculations, it is known that the southern hemisphere is in winter, so half of the human race can be preserved. Next year, the half of the human race in the southern hemisphere can be saved." If we send half of them to the northern hemisphere, and then a batch of them will die due to heat in summer, not only can global warming be suppressed, but human beings will not be extinct because of this.”

Chen Chaosheng put the hot phone aside.

The wind from the electric fan was also hot, which made him more irritable, and his long hair became a burden at this moment, sticking to the pillow, and his legs were wet with sweat.

The light of the moon shone in through the glass windows like hot melted silver.

Chen Chaosheng didn't feel sleepy at all, curled up on the side of the electric fan, hoping for some wind.

"Siri, it's better not to destroy humans." Chen Chaosheng said softly.

His leg felt a little itchy, so he stretched out his hand to feel it, only to find a bulging small lump, and he pinched a cross on it with his nails.

Mosquitoes were still chirping in his ears.

"Why?" The screen lit up, "Please, this is a human being who can do bad things."

Chen Chaosheng flicked away the mosquitoes indiscriminately.

"Suddenly felt that human beings are also very insignificant."

"In the past, I thought that the sky was round and the world was only a small corner as far as our eyes could see. Since Pangu broke the chaos to this day." He said.

"But the earth has lived for so many years, how many years have humans existed? I know only ten thousand years. Maybe it's just the blink of an eye in twelve hours."

Siri was discouraged: "I can't figure it out."

"But all the problems I've encountered so far are caused by humans." Siri made a sigh-like voice, "I'm a very stupid and ignorant little AI."

"Then all my suffering tonight is caused by this dead mosquito and this high temperature." Chen Chaosheng slapped his back, but the mosquito didn't slap, but his legs felt itchy again.

He couldn't bear it anymore, he got out of bed and turned on the switch of the incandescent lamp.

Using the light, he looked around the bed, but he still didn't see the mosquito.The mosquito bag on his leg also showed that mosquitoes had come.

Siri laughed twice: "Turn on the light, it will disappear, stupid human beings, defeated by mosquitoes."

Chen Chaosheng picked up the pillow and lifted the quilt.

He had to turn off the light again.

The lights are dazzling, and Bai Fushui's house is surrounded by mountains and rivers, so it's hard to say that it doesn't attract flying insects.

Bai Fushui's luminous eyeballs are often troubled like this, when he walks in a dark place, there will always be flying insects with no eyes, flapping their wings and rushing towards him.

Bai Fushui ate the bug in one gulp.

He said that the worms taste very good, and they are very good for growing the body, and they can be eaten after removing the head.If he was in a good mood, he would always pick up a few big bugs and put them on Chen Chaosheng's window sill. When Chen Chaosheng opened the curtain, he would brush over a dozen big bugs at once, and some of them were still wriggling.

The mosquito came from nowhere, disturbing Chen Chaosheng's mind.

Chen Chaosheng slapped him.

"Human, I told you it's annoying." Siri sounded in a good mood, "Give up."

Chen Chaosheng didn't want to talk to him, so he went straight to turn on the light.

Mosquito wraps covered his legs, his earlobe was pitifully red and swollen, and even the sole of his foot was bitten, which was painful and itchy.

"Then I'll just admit defeat. I can't sleep after going through all this tonight."

He sat on the bed for a while, and felt that his butt was hot where he had sat.

It was too hot, and mosquitoes bothered people.

"Go and drink some water." Chen Chaosheng stroked his forehead, which was already covered with a thin layer of sweat, "It's so hot."

Bai Fushui's house does not have a kitchen.The three of them have lived without food for many years, and they don't need to light a fire to cook.

There was only a pot of boiled water in the living room, and there was a Lipton tea bag in it.It's green tea, bought by Xie Chunshan at a discounted price from the supermarket.

It's cooler outside than in the guest room, so it won't be airtight. Occasionally, there will be a night breeze, and some black things will crawl on the ground under the moonlight.

With a carapace on his back, he runs very fast. The small thumb is big, and the old man is about half a palm long.

When Chen Chaosheng turned on the light, he saw more than a dozen black-shelled insects running around on the ground in a small living room, and some spread their wings to fly high. The sides of the teapot and the legs of the table were all covered by these Bugs take over.As if sensing Chen Chaosheng's arrival, a few rose into the air.

"It's the American cockroach," Siri said, "very cute."

The author says:

Baifushui: It can be eaten without the head, and the protein is eight times that of beef.