dangerous road

When I woke up, I found myself lying on an operating table.

The white light above my head pierced my eyes like a dagger.I reflexively wanted to raise my hand to cover it, but suddenly realized that my hand was tied to the edge of the bed.Surrounded by a circle of doctors and nurses, they were holding hands in latex gloves and looking at me expressionlessly.

I yelled, "Fuck | what are you trying to do?"

A man who looked like the chief surgeon glanced at me: "I will deliver you."

I opened my mouth to see my stomach growing like a small hill, then I closed my eyes suddenly and struggled violently.

"Fuck|Are you making a mistake! I'm a man! I'm a man when I see a dick|no dick!"

The surgeon in charge suddenly laughed miserably, took a pair of pliers from the nurse next to him, and waved at me.

"Who told you that only women can have children?"

I was held down by a group of nurses, yelling.

"I don't want it! Don't! How can a man give birth to a child? Don't be so joking and get out!"

The doctor looked at me like a seasoned butcher looks at a pig waiting to be slaughtered.

"I have given birth to countless men, and you are the loudest one."

Before he finished speaking, he leaned over, lifted my dick, and inserted the pincers into a hole that came out of nowhere.The moment the forceps entered, I almost passed out from the pain.

——Why didn’t I know that besides the cock|cock, I have a pussy? !

"Fuck! If someone is killed, take that thing out! Is it okay if I don't give birth?!"

The doctor straightened up and said to me, "No. When I was doing the B-ultrasound, I suggested that you remove the abnormal fetal development, but you don't want it. Now I have to give birth."

I was in so much pain that I didn't have any momentum, but I still glared at him angrily.

He pushed the forceps in a few more steps, and commanded calmly while I howled like a pig: "Come on, inhale and push down harder. The baby is coming out soon, and I saw his little hand making a V towards me." .”

...Compared to a V.Whose family is killing Matt? Damn it!

I took a deep breath, imagining the feeling of pushing down hard, and there was a pop from below.

All the doctors and nurses looked at me blankly.I said in a cold sweat, "I'm sorry I used the wrong force."

The chief surgeon glanced down very calmly: "The baby twitched a few times and stopped moving. It seems that your fart has stunned your son."

I asked awkwardly, "Is it all right?"

The doctor said: "No. Your son's vitality is very tenacious, and he still holds the scissors hands even after passing out."

I thought, why don't we just cooperate first, it's not okay to hold back like this, it's a life anyway.So he gritted his teeth and pushed down again.

The doctor's forceps stirred a few times in my stomach, clamped something, and then pulled it out slowly.In excruciating pain, I felt my stomach loosen, and saw something bloody like a freshly extracted tooth clamped in the forceps.The clump of alien creatures was picked up by the nurse, with its thin arms hanging down, still swinging the scissors persistently.

The surgeon in charge glanced at me.

"What name are you going to name the child?"

I replied weakly, "I don't know."

He asked again, "What's your last name?"

I said, "My surname is Liu."

He thought for a while: "Since your surname is Liu, and this child can wield scissors before he is born, why not call him—"

I thought feebly: Fuck|Don’t tell me that it’s called Liu Scissors.

"—Then why not call him Lu Ergou?"

I was sore and tired, out of breath, rolled my eyes and passed out.

--fall!Does Lu Ergou have a dick relationship with what you said earlier? !What logic!

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When I opened my eyes again, I found myself leaning against a big cold cabinet.

The wind is blowing all around, and the cold air enters the body.I couldn't accept such a god, so I had to close my eyes and calm my emotions first.

I told myself, don't think about it, don't think about it, maybe this is just a dream.Such nonsense as a man giving birth to a child, even if you think about it, it will destroy your outlook on life, or not—

"...Hey, why did he close his eyes again? Is he awake?"

"Shhh, keep your voice down! Don't fucking talk nonsense with me! Get ready!"

I closed my eyes, drenched in sweat, and tears flowed from the corners of my eyes—what is it this time?Fuck don't scare people! I can't help being scared!

All I could hear were chattering voices from all around me.

"Brother Tieniu, is it going to work? My arms are sore. Hey..."

"That's right, why has this bastard been in a coma for so long, he doesn't play like this."

"Pfft...ahhaha, look at Xiaofang's cowardly look. Hahaha, her hair is twisted into a mess hahaha, it's so miserable..."

"Li Shunzi! How dare you speak ill of my old lady? Don't think that my old lady didn't hear! You wash it up, put your ass up and wait for my old lady!"

I was infected by the auspicious atmosphere of spring breeze and rain, thinking that anyway, I can be regarded as a person who has given birth, and there is nothing more painful than this, so I moved and bravely opened my eyes.

When I opened my eyes, I saw a group of people in the gloomy room staring at me with ashen faces.They stood there upright, with their hands raised, their faces pale.Several women had black hair that hid their faces in a mess.

For a moment, the two groups of people stared at each other for three seconds.Three seconds later, they jumped towards me with their necks tilted, their tongues sticking out, their legs stiff, and I let out a scream with a trembling throat:

"Damn zombies ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"

My legs were limp and paralyzed there, I closed my eyes instinctively, many images flashed in my mind like a lantern, and the last one was fixed on the bear child I just gave birth not long ago.

——Liu Scissors (I don’t have time to name it, so I can’t really call it Lu Ergou)!Sure enough, Dad still misses you!Although Dad was forced to give birth to you without knowing what happened, Dad will never forget you!Woohoo scissors...

I hadn't finished crying in my heart when I heard a mess not far away, buzzing and buzzing.

"Fuck Li Shunzi, get your dog legs off of me! A zombie can't dance well, and you're saying you're a fart!"

"Brother, you tripped me—"

"Hey, what's going on in the front? Are you still jumping forward? What are you doing lying on the ground? That kid hasn't been scared to cry by us yet!"

I opened my eyes again in the midst of this unnatural noise, and then I was dumbfounded.

A group of zombies lay here and there on the ground, their legs stumbling together was horrible; behind them stood a group of zombies, mocking and mocking their fellows who had fallen to the ground in front.

I trembled for a long time before I could squeeze out a sentence: "What do you want to do?"

In the group that fell to the ground, a man propped up his upper body and gave me a look with awe-inspiring aura.

"What do you think we want? You don't have eyes? Didn't you see us playing zombies? You can't cry according to the plot? My legs are cramping!"

I didn't relax my vigilance because of this arrogant answer, and asked again: "Then what are you... what are you?"

He gave me another stern look, even though his leg had twisted into a twist with someone else's.

"What do you think we are? You don't have eyes? Didn't you realize that we are all dead? You can't be afraid according to this setting? It's easy for me to die!"

I jumped up suddenly and stuck to the cabinet next to me.

"Fuck | How can you move when you're all dead?"

"Who the hell told you the dead can't move?"

I am silent.

Suddenly there was a pop in the silence, like the sound of something cracking slightly.Then a weak male voice drifted past.

"That... I'm sorry... My stomach broke and my intestines fell out again TAT."

In an instant, the dead people in front of them were in a mess.

"How can I have a teammate like a pig like you! Tell you to play dissection! You don't think you have done enough dissections?"

"Lie down, why are you standing there stupidly? Oh, hey, stuff your intestines back, don't it leak everywhere—the thread?"

"The thread is here, the thread is here - oops, I'm so ravished with this belly. Come and get yourself a couple of makeshift stitches."

I continued silently.I don't think there's anything that can stop this crumbling world.

After a while of chicken flying and dog dancing, everyone sat down happily and began to exchange feelings.

The man called Brother Tieniu sat across from me, with a kind expression and calm eyes, and said to me with blood on his face: "I'm sorry, brother, Shuanzi was a professor of medicine before his death—"

I reminded with a blank face: "Come on, brother, wipe your face first."

Tie Niu boldly wiped his face, and continued with blood on his face: "Shuanzi was a professor of medicine before he was alive. He led students to dissect every day. His biggest dream is to dissect himself after he dies. We're all used to things like guts and stomachs. Ahaha I'm sorry, just now the zombie jumped and broke his stomach hahaha I made you laugh hahaha—"

I watched him laughing out of breath, and Shuanzi stood behind him, covering his belly with shame.

I asked again: "Why do you want to play zombies?"

He blinked and looked at me with a puzzled look on his face: "Why isn't this idle and boring?"

I don't think so, I can't put my IQ on thinking about such illogical answers, so I picked up more important questions.

I asked, "Where is this place?"

Tieniu replied, "The morgue."

I took a deep breath and asked again, "Why am I here?"

Tieniu replied: "Oh, when Dachun brought you in, he told us that you just gave birth and passed out, and the hospital will throw you here when the beds are full."

I was stunned by the practice of this black-hearted hospital, and my IQ instantly dropped to a negative value, so that I asked an irrelevant question in a daze.

I asked: "... who is Dachun?"

Tieniu replied: "Oh, Dachun is our head nurse, who is in charge of the mortuary. He has a strong body and a brave style. His appearance, his temperament, tsk tsk, looks like Tarzan of the ape... Brother, don't you think she is interested in her?" Right? Oh, listen to my words: love is precious, life is more expensive, people have to cherish their lives, you know? You see that my brother died, and my words are all from the bottom of my heart. I heard it and kept it..."

I interrupted him: "Brother, you think too much and I'm not interested in her."

Tie Niu said awkwardly: "No? Oh, that's good, that's good."

I straightened up, looked around, and found that the life in the mortuary was still very harmonious.In the corner, a group of people gathered to play mahjong, another group played poker, and a group of old men gathered to play chess.

"Hahaha I'm crazy! Sixi Pengpeng and the big hanging bar open, quadruple, hahaha win big!"

"... I'm dead... I lost all the paper money my son burned for me..."

"You're already dead, okay, let's face the reality."

I pointed to the mahjong table in the distance and asked, "You guys still have mahjong?"

Tieniu rolled his eyes: "A leper, that's it. If someone burns it for him, why doesn't he beat him?"

I was speechless, and just as I was lamenting the colorful entertainment life in the mortuary, a dark-skinned and long-faced aunt and nurse rushed in hurriedly.

I heard Tieniu cursing in a low voice: "Fuck, Li Juhua, the black-faced hell king, is here."

As soon as Li Juhua entered the door, she looked around for a week. After her eyes fell on me, she froze for two seconds, and then flew towards me in a black whirlwind.

"Who are you? You are new here? Why isn't it registered on the list?"

Before I could open my mouth, Tieniu explained for me.

"Oh, Chrysanthemum, don't be angry, don't be angry, he is alive and not dead. Didn't he just give birth and have no bed, he was brought in by Dachun."

Li Juhua's face darkened again in an instant, and she really deserved her demeanor of a black-faced Hades.

"Why are you angry? Which eye of yours saw me angry? You have to correct your attitude and don't play with me!" She scolded Tienu angrily, and then turned her head to me.

My heart skipped a beat, and I sat down obediently in the child's sitting position unconsciously.

"Who, you! You don't know how to come out and report for being thrown here? Are you happy in the pile of dead people? If you get mixed up with them and stuffed into the incinerator, is it your responsibility or the responsibility of the hospital? Ah? Ah?! Aren’t you just looking for trouble!”

I was shocked when I heard it.Fuck and such an irresponsible hospital that can't tell the difference between the dead and the living.

So I gritted my teeth and flew into a rage: "...Yes. You taught me that."

Li Juhua rolled her eyes, rudely pushed me aside, and fired violently at the group of people behind who didn't know when they were silent.

"Why is the mahjong table set up again in the back pile? How many times have I said that gambling is prohibited in the morgue, and you all ignore it, right? Chen Goudan, how many times have you been caught by me? Hurry up Hand it in!"

The No. [-] God of Gamblers in the mortuary, Chen Goudan, cried to Li Juhua miserably with a downcast face: "Sister Juhua, you have accepted this for three times, so please forgive me, and if you accept my son again, you will not hesitate to give it to me." I burned..."

Li Juhua sternly challenged Bao Gong, and snapped: "Who are you calling girl Juhua? Is there anyone like you who clings to relatives? After breaking the rules, this mortuary eats, drinks, prostitutes and gambles, so it's okay? Let our dean know." , Then you’re not the first to put me in the incinerator? Hurry up! And the playing cards next to it, don’t hold them, old K Zhang fell on the ground, you think I’m blind?”

A group of dead people wept farewell to all kinds of gambling equipment. I watched from the side in a trance, like a dream.

With a resolute expression and piercing eyes, Li Juhua put away a pair of mahjong and a few cards, then took out a form and a pen, and started the next activity.She was dark and thin, with a face like a bird of prey, and she looked like a vulture pouncing on a dead body.

"Routine investigation, be more serious with me! Which of you wants to donate the body to the autopsy experiment? Raise your hand if you want to donate!"

A group of people beat down the hand of the dissecting embolus first.Shuanzi was very excited, and the high pride of wanting to sacrifice his life for the country swelled on his face like fermented flour.

"Shuanzi, don't move around! Look at your belly, it split open before you even got a knife. Don't make trouble for others!"

"That's right! You can dissect it yourself and just have fun, so don't donate it, your body is of great help to scientific experiments!"

Li Juhua interrupted the sudden commotion impatiently.

"What are you yelling about? I think my own has nothing to do with others! Why are you all surrounding...why are you surrounding Wang Dashuan? Wang Dashuan! What's the matter with you? You—oh, why did you cut yourself open again? How many times have I told you that you are not allowed to use a knife on yourself? Why didn’t you listen? Where is your crime tool? Bring it!”

Wang Dashuan held his face and shook his head resolutely: "I, I, I don't have any tools to commit crimes."

"Fart!" Li Juhua stepped forward in three steps and pressed the embolism to the side table. Two big black and thin hands like bird's claws touched him from top to bottom, and finally found two pieces in his waistband. Bring the utility knife used by elementary school students.

Looking at this crude tool, I felt a surge of respect for Wang Dashuan's bravery and tenacity in my heart.

"Look, you still say no! What are these?" Li Juhua shook two small carving knives, with a fierce expression on her face: "I will cancel your donation qualification! Just stay on the sidelines!"

Shuanzi's trousers were dangling on his buttocks, his eyes and nose were squeezed into a ball due to grievance.

Li Juhua nimbly put two small knives into his pockets, quickly half-turned around and glanced at the crowd: "Who else wants to donate besides him? It's best if you didn't have any surgery before your death. Heart, liver, spleen and lungs The kidneys are all there, so that we don’t think it’s complete if we send them to others.”

No one spoke, and no one raised their hands. They all bowed their heads obediently, not daring to make a sound.

I poked Tie Niu with my elbow: "Hey, what's going on? Why didn't anyone say anything?"

Tie Niu curled his lips: "Are you willing to be cut by others?"

I thought, this is true.

Li Juhua got impatient with waiting, waved her big hand, and shouted sharply: "It's all right, don't be shy and be a bastard, it makes me upset. The old rules, guessing fists, two pairs. Hurry up, I can't make it today Qi Shiren, don't even think about being safe!"

There was howling in the morgue.I stood with Shuan Zi, who had already been eliminated by Li Juhua, and watched a group of people form a team to guess punches in great pain.

Tieniu and a female team.That woman has big arms and a round waist, with a thick back and a strong waist. She is more than seven feet long, and she is fierce and brave.At this moment, she was staring covetously at the Iron Bull who was shorter than her.

Tieniu wrinkled his face in pain: "Sister... you...you are considered to have contributed to the motherland, big sister... now women can hold up half the sky... your body shape... your hands and claws... all of this I can cover the sky with one hand..."

Without saying a word, the brave elder sister rolled up her sleeves and gave Tie Niu a slap, which made Tie Niu's knees soften and he knelt down on the ground.

"Little bastard, what are you so crazy about? Is it a man who is moaning and chirping! Hurry up and listen to your aunt Chrysanthemum and start guessing! What a fool!"

I looked at Aunt Chrysanthemum seriously.Li Juhua stood in the middle of the field with her hips akimbo, with a ruthless supervisor's face.

Tieniu looked for hope from despair and raised his butt, Yun shouted loudly, and pressed his hope on the scissors.

The stone from the heroic elder sister.

Tieniu once again knelt down on the ground with his knees softened, his hope was shattered.

Elder Sister Xiaoyong thoughtfully stroked the top of his dejected head: "Good luck, young man, maybe he can make it into the top ten hahaha."

Tieniu covered his face in pain amidst a series of bold hahaha: "...Thank you big sister."

What happened next seemed to be fast-forwarded. The serious me and the envious Shuanzi watched the whole process from the sidelines.All in all, Tie Niu, who is like a god possessed, passed five levels and entered the top ten amidst the sound of guessing fists.

I couldn't bear to walk over and pat him on the shoulder: "Luck... It's not easy to do this well."

Tieniu glanced at me sadly, and the strong man wiped his face like breaking his wrist: "It's considered a contribution to the motherland."

I nodded deeply, the complicated feelings in my heart were beyond words.

It won't be long before Li Juhua has finished registering her name.She scanned the dead people majestically for a week, and finally fixed her eyes on me.

I braced myself to meet her gaze, shaking silently.

"You—yes, that's you, the one who can still get angry," she raised her chin and poked in my direction, "come with me!"

I exchanged a sad expression with Tie Niu.Tie Niu's eyes were full of tears, and his two dark eyes stared at me sparklingly.

I was so infected that I couldn't help sniffling, took a step forward, and recited affectionately: "My dear brother, although we only met once, you are so reluctant to part with me, I really—"

Tieniu also sniffed: "I'm sad because I'm about to sacrifice my life for the country."

I was silent for two seconds, then turned around and sincerely said to Li Juhua, the black-faced Hades king, "Aunt Juhua, I'll go with you."

....................................

Li Juhua led me through countless long corridors, with a gloomy whiteness like the face of a dead person.

After seven rounds and eight rounds, a small door appeared in front of him.Li Juhua stopped at the door, turned her head to look at me, snorted through her nose, quite disdainful.

I carefully apologized and smiled: "Aunt Chrysanthemum, where are we going?"

Li Juhua's nostrils fluttered: "Where else can I go, of course I threw you out of the hospital. Now that the beds are so tight, who has the American time to care about you?"

I was shocked.This is too fucking straightforward.

I hurriedly fought for my own rights: "Aunt Chrysanthemum, you can't do this. I just... gave birth to a baby, and my body... is so weak. It's fine if you throw me in the morgue. Now just throw me out of the hospital. Where am I going?" Huh? And, my son?"

Li Juhua spread her hands, "Then you pay the hospitalization fee first."

I was stunned: "Live the hospitalization fee?!"

"Hmph. If you want to occupy a bed without the hospitalization fee, it's cheap for you to lose it in the morgue. Just use your son to pay for it."

I was stunned again: "What is it?!"

Li Juhua smiled wildly, showing the upper and lower rows of teeth, and said with horror: "It happens that our hospital is researching a project, and there is a shortage of volunteers. You can't afford to support your son anyway, so you might as well leave him to contribute to the country, killing two birds with one stone. "

I burst into tears.Tieniu, now I can finally understand your pain.

I recalled the appearance of my son Liu Scissors, and his tenacious and unyielding little hands waving the letter V from beginning to end, and instantly understood my son's good intentions.Scissors, you really deserve to be my son. Even in the face of such a fucking society, you can still smile at the wind and rain. Dad didn't give birth to you in vain.

Thinking of this, I wiped my face boldly, and looked at Li Juhua with concern: "Well... your project is not dangerous, right?"

Li Juhua curled her lips impatiently: "What danger can there be? Unless your son is too weak!"

I nodded, and continued to ask: "Um...can you let me see my son? After I'm done, I'll—"

Li Juhua opened the small door and pushed me out before she could say the word "walk". With a sentence of "Why are you talking so much nonsense, get out of here", with a bang, I was shut out of the door.

As soon as I turned my head, the earth shook and yellow sand filled the sky. I was blinded by the dust that hit my face.

...Fuck.Ultraman finally came to save mankind.

I rubbed my eyes and trudged through the yellow air.After walking for about a quarter of an hour, I could vaguely see the outlines of other buildings.

When I got closer, I found that it was a canteen next to the main road.A shadowy figure stood there, indistinguishable from ghosts.

I turned my head and saw that there was no one around. The living creatures within a 100-meter radius were me and this one was not far away, so I had to stand up and greet them.

As soon as the man turned around, he saw me stunned for a moment, and then flirtatiously winked at me from the air, with a graceful posture and a shy expression.I stroked my frightened chest, stepped forward in two or three steps, and smiled obsequiously.

"Miss, you—"

"I hate it~ Who's the big sister, shame~~" A deep and magnetic voice came.I raised my head stiffly, and saw a person in front of me who bent himself into an S shape was holding a small handful of melon seeds.As my lips fluttered, a few melon seed shells fell on my face with the wind.

"The Lun family is a man~~ Yohohohoho~ Oh, I'm so sorry to say that."

The soles of my feet were rooted, my eyes were sad, I gritted my teeth and greeted again: "... this... big brother."

He glared at me coquettishly, flashed his sticky and crooked false eyelashes with a smile, and the freshly spit out melon seed shells dangled on his cheongsam with red peony on the green background.

"Oh, I said you hate it~~ What's your name, big brother~ The Lun family obviously has a name~~"

I covered my heart and looked at him weakly: "Dare to ask big brother Fang's name."

He let out a series of coquettish laughter, and touched my chest with his thick hands.

"The name of Lun's family is Fire Rose~~"

... I think my expression must be wonderful.

I coughed lightly to hide the turmoil in my body—I must not have seen enough to blame the society.

"Brother, I'm asking about your real name."

"Oh, how can you be so unartistic~~" The man in a cheongsam brushed his hair sadly: "Whatever the Lun family calls you depends on your mood every day~ Today I will call you Liming Rose~ you No other Lun family would agree~~"

I suddenly became interested and wanted to find some excitement in this evil world, so I asked: "Dare to ask what your name was yesterday?"

The eldest brother replied quietly: "The chrysanthemum is so tight today."

"...The day before yesterday."

The eldest brother replied quietly: "The moon doesn't understand my heart."

"...The day before yesterday."

The eldest brother replied quietly: "Hey, hey, hey, go to school."

"...Then the day before yesterday."

The eldest brother replied quietly: "Brother, let's swing together."

I sighed: "It's really kinky and wet."

The eldest brother smiled shyly, and the melon seed shell stuck to his front teeth.

I thought of his flaming rose, and then sighed again with grief: "You see, you fought so neatly a few days ago, why did you want to destroy the formation today?"

The eldest brother smiled mysteriously, rolled his tongue, and scraped the melon seed shell stuck to his front teeth into his mouth, and swallowed it with a movement of his Adam's apple.

"Yohohoho~~ Art doesn't pay attention to formation~ Don't be so vulgar, I hate~~"

I suddenly realized, and conducted a deep self-examination to him: "I'm sorry, brother, I was wrong."

He pinched my dick down with his hand, "What are you screaming~ I said that the Lun family is called Lie Yan Rose today~ You can also call me Meimei~ I will kiss you if you call the Lun family again~~"

I took a step back and covered my lower body, raised my head and said seriously: "Meimei, don't make trouble."

The eldest brother gave a jolt, and seemed to feel much more comfortable, and responded delicately: "Hey~~~Okay, the Lun family is not making trouble~~~"

I breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that I had finally subdued the goblin, I relaxed all over.

I asked, "Meimei, what is this place?"

The eldest brother changed his posture with his waist softened, his buttocks twisted into a strange angle: "The back door of the hospital~~"

I was powerless and asked again: "...I mean what is the name of this place."

The eldest brother flicked his hair, his eyes blurred: "On the field of hope."

I clenched my fists secretly, followed him to shake my head covered with sand, tried to figure out his train of thought, and then continued: "Okay, Meimei, let's change the question—why is the sky so yellow today? Sandstorm?"

The elder brother threw the last bit of melon seeds into his mouth, and clapped his hands unsatisfied: "Because you are Feng'erlun's family is Sha~~~"

"..."

I finally couldn't bear it any longer, I took two steps forward and grabbed his collar: "...Don't force me to beat you."

The eldest brother suddenly became excited, trembling all over and humming: "Oh, it's annoying, come if you want to come, and be polite to the Lun family~~ Hurry up and pinch the Lun family's neck~~Ah, ah, the Lun family wants it, use your strength~~"

I was silent for two seconds, let go of his collar, and looked at him with tears in my eyes: "Meimei, I beg you to go back to Pansi Cave."

The elder brother turned his face arrogantly: "I don't want it."

Just when I was hesitating whether to beat this guy back to Pansi Cave or just admit defeat and give up, there were waves of heart-pounding footsteps from a distance.The sound rang continuously from far to near, dong dong dong, with a clear rhythm, and the sound shook the whole field.

When I heard the sound of well-trained footsteps, I felt bad, and tried to open my eyes to see who was coming, but the yellow sand in the sky captivated my eyes looking for the truth.So I had to take a step back, ready to slip away at any time.

The elder brother was very excited.He wished he could twist himself into a snake and entangle himself in the doorway of the canteen, and he could still make his eyes blurred and moist in such a harsh environment with strong winds, strong winds and dusty sky, which made me amazed.

The eldest brother stretched out his boneless but actually powerful arm to hold me firmly, and led me to look at the yellow distance together: "Missing Shaoyao, take a look~~ It's a training troop~~"

My face was distorted by him, my posture was hideous, and a series of questions flashed through my head like a lantern, such as who the hell is the training unit, why the training unit comes out to practice in this weather, and whether it will have any impact on ordinary residents.As a result, there were too many questions and my mouth was blocked, and I could only pick up the most impressive question in a daze.

"...What is the Fascinating Peony?"

The eldest brother stared at me with misty eyes, and smiled very artistically: "It's you~~"

I was suddenly awakened by this name, refreshed, and asked again with vigor: "I, I, I, I, I have never said that my name is—"

"Oh~~" The elder brother gave me a reproachful look: "Why are you so unartistic~~ This is something that the Lun family just came up with~~ It just matches the name of the Lun family today~~"

I'm so sad that I can't contain myself.Who the hell is going to pair you up.

The sound of footsteps in the yellow sand all over the sky was getting closer, but I was completely blind.Visibility is too low to see farts.

In the short time I waited for the drill unit to approach, I reflected on my life since waking up here.It is a common problem that people are prone to desertion when faced with major events.I stared blankly at the scene of the yellow storm in front of me, thinking that I have not been here for half a day, I have already given birth to a son and mixed into the pile of dead people, and I have encountered such a flower of Gaoling blooming alone, it is really...

A tough life needs no explanation.

I sighed heavily, and sighed for the umpteenth time: This fucking world.

As time passed, the outlines of the training troops gradually emerged from the yellow sand in the sky.I would have thought I was watching a movie if I didn't have this wonderful flower around me reminding me that I was in the real world.Or go to war.

Meimei was so excited that she was almost on the verge of immortality, obviously this huge wave of male hormones had aroused the unknown side of him.He was coiled on the door, looking affectionately at the lumps of muscle lumps that were gradually approaching, and whispered: "The Lun family really wants to practice~~"

I looked at the training troop, and at his strong abdominal muscles under the taut cheongsam, and comforted him: "It's okay, with your strong body... quality, one day, you will definitely be recruited."

At this point, a round of dialogue was over, and the drill troops were infinitely approaching.Every man in this human camp was neat and tidy, with a solemn expression, they followed the command and walked forward in unison, kicking their feet and kicking up sand and dust all over the sky.Standing in front of them, I shuddered at the overwhelming sense of oppression.

I shrank behind Meimei like a dog and pulled at his tangled wig: "Meimei, it's so scary, what are they trying to do?"

Meimei leaned her body out of the door to infinity, it was asfaras possible.His wig was still held in my hand, forming an elegant curve in the yellow wind.Meimei couldn't even move her eyes an inch.I saw him rushing forward without turning his head and shouting to comfort me: "Shao Shao, don't be afraid, they won't beat you! They are just going to the central square, the center square, to practice."

I was embarrassed and yelled at the back of his head: "Meimei, since when do we need to use two languages ​​for communication?"

Meimei still answered me with the back of her head: "Because the Lun family suddenly wanted to use it! Iwant, you understand, this is the international style of the Lun family."

At this time, another round of more inexplicable dialogue passed, and the drill team just passed by our eyes.

I looked at the rows of moving human sculptures in shock, my heart was full of wind and waves, and an unprecedented sense of suffocation made me take two steps back, and I raised my free hand and couldn't help covering my chest.

I looked weakly in front of me and asked for help: "Meimei, this is so spectacular, my eyes are full of flesh and blood—"

Meimei struggled forward recklessly, her wig stretched smoothly into a straight line, like a catfish unfortunately caught in a net.Meimei said: "Shao Shao, let's go to the central square too! Go and watch their practice."

I was shocked: "Fuck! You dare to do this! Are you not afraid of being crushed to pieces!?"

Meimei was finally willing to look back at me.I saw him smiling charmingly, his big teeth shining in the yellow sand.

"Who will crush the Lun family? The Lun family is so weak~~"

I suddenly realized, and finally gave him a thumbs up: "Strong man!"

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central square.

This is a large site with only one giant sculpture left besides the open space, surrounded by a symbolic circle of dwarf shrubs, which are not much shriveled, as if they are struggling to take their last two breaths and die immediately.The big sculpture in the middle is also extremely abstract. It looks like a pair of wings, but there is a sharp thorn inserted in the middle of the wings, and the thorn point goes straight into the sky.

At this time, Meimei was squatting behind the bushes, and I was squatting behind Meimei.The bushes can't cover Meimei, but Meimei can cover the two of me.I thought about the sculpture for a long time, but I still couldn't understand the deep meaning behind it, so I poked Meimei: "Hey,