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Zheng Zhi looked at the beautiful boy sitting next to him who was lying on the bus window admiring the scenery outside the bus, and couldn't help but help his forehead again.I didn't expect to bring him out in the end. In fact, it is impossible for a new youth who is at the forefront of fashion in the 21st century to go out without a mobile phone. Besides, the boy told himself a reminder from his sister before going out. There are interview texts, showing that even a doll can still fulfill his mission as a mobile phone very well.

"You seem very happy?" Zheng Zhi looked at the smiling young man and asked.

The boy continued to look at the car window and replied: "Of course, when I went out with you before, every time you put it in your trouser pocket. Either the closest to your ass, or the closest to your ass. Your dick is the closest, and you can't see any scenery."

"But I see that you also know how to insert coins when you take the bus. It doesn't look like a mobile phone that keeps your eyes closed and listening." Zheng Zhi paused before speaking of the boy's attributes.

The young man glanced at Zheng Zhi and said, "How can I look like that kind of bumpkin from a cottage? I came from the superpower America, and I haven't seen anything in the market."

Zheng Zhi laughed and said, "Yes, yes, I know that you came out of the evil capitalist empire. Also, what should I call you in the future? I'm sure I won't be able to call you Crazy 4s."

The boy blushed quickly, and then said: "Okay, I approve you to call me PHONEPHONE like my family."

Crazy?The phone's face turned red again, probably thinking that he had confessed to him again.Also, he actually has a family member, could it be... Zheng Zhi asked madly, "Your father's surname is Qiao, right?"

Crazy looked at Zheng Zhi like an idiot and said, "How is it possible, can you human men have children!"

Zheng Zhi was ashamed, well, he was too naive, how could a mobile phone think like a human!

The bus soon arrived at the company that Zheng Zhi wanted to interview.Looking at the surrounding office buildings, Zheng Zhi couldn't help sighing—the future office location is comparable to his own family business! ——Let us despise this evil rich second generation together.

However, not long after entering the building, Zheng Zhi had a tragedy—he got lost.In order to show the world their unique design thinking, today's architects like to design office buildings like a maze. Where is the elevator?

Crazy stood there looking at Zheng Zhi who was running around and said: "You are really stupid, didn't you ask the receptionist just now, why don't you know where it is, you really can't go back and ask again."

Zheng Zhi looked at Madness dejectedly and said, "I forgot the way I came here just now."

"Stupid! Stupid!" Maniac looked at Zheng Zhi and said coldly, then saw a foreigner passing by, and walked over.

Zheng Zhi looked at Madman and had a brief conversation with the foreigner, the foreigner suddenly held Madman's hand, and then excitedly gesticulated and chatted, and then Maniac came back again .

"Let's go."

Zheng Zhi asked blankly, "Where are you going?"

"Of course I'm going to your interview place, what an idiot!" After talking madly, he walked forward on his own.

Zheng Zhi quickly chased after him and asked, "Have you gone to ask for directions?"

"Nonsense!" Maniac stopped at a fork in the road, muttered a few words, then pointed to the left and said, "This way."

"What were you talking about alone?"

Crazy looked at Zheng Zhi, and said something completely out of his own tone of voice.

Zheng Zhi looked at Crazy and pondered for a while, then said seriously: "I didn't understand a single word, and is this your voice?"

Crazy and proud, he hugged his chest and said: "Of course you don't understand, this is French, how could you understand it. The conversation just now was recorded when I was talking with him. That person is French | When I talked to him in French, he thought he met a fellow countryman, so he was very enthusiastic."

"Oh..." Zheng Zhi said, that Frenchman was cheated, but it was actually a proud American mobile phone. "

Soon, Crazy took Zheng Zhi to find the elevator, and arrived at the interview place smoothly.Then, under Zheng Zhi's repeated requests, Crazy Crazy reluctantly agreed to wait outside.

We won't go into details about the interview process.

When Zheng Zhi came out of the interview, he found that the crazy man who had promised to wait for him outside had disappeared.At that time, Zheng Zhi's only thought was: Your sister, it's fine if you can lose your phone, but such a big living person can still lose it!

But Zheng Zhi quickly found him inside the company. He was standing outside the door looking at the people working inside.

Zheng Zhi walked over quickly: "I said, can you not run around? You and I don't have a mobile phone. If you lose it, where can I find you?"

Crazy didn't even look at Zheng Zhi and said, "Call me and I'll get it."

Well, I forgot that you are the phone, "I'm done with the interview, let's go." Zheng Zhi pulled up his crazy clothes and said.

"Wait, what do you see doing there?" Crazy broke free from Zheng Zhi, pointed to one side and said.

Looking along Crazy's hand, on a desk, several people are groping up and down in front of a computer with a black screen.

"It seems that the computer is broken, it can't be turned on."

After hearing the words, Madness pulled Zheng Zhi and walked towards the bathroom, entered a cubicle and began to undress.

Zheng Zhi looked in horror at Crazy, who had already started to take off his underwear, and said, "You, what are you going to do?" Could it be that a computer with a black screen is an aphrodisiac for a mobile phone, and when you see it, you will be in love, don't!My little brother has never had close contact with anyone or any mobile phone except his left hand. Even if he did, it was not in such a narrow toilet. After all, it should be a five-star honeymoon sprinkled with rose petals in the suite.Well, let it be at ease when it comes, I don’t know which one is better to lubricate, saliva or rice green liquid...

Before Zheng Zhi could finish thinking about it, Crazy had already held Zheng Zhi's hand with excitement, and then... changed back to the phone.

Zheng Zhi stared blankly at the sudden change, where did this come from?

At this time, Ai Crazy rang, and Zheng Zhi answered the phone reflexively.

I only heard a crazy voice coming from over there: "Let's go, go to that broken computer."

"What are you doing there?" Zheng Zhi hadn't recovered from the gap.

"I'll fix it for them. I saw a lot of people using iPhones there. Someone should have a data cable. You connect me to that computer. I think I need to talk to him."

Talk to the computer?It seems unreasonable, but for mobile phones, it is actually very reasonable.

Zheng Zhi held Ai Crazy, and returned to the computer with a black screen, and said to the three people: "Hello, is the computer broken? May I try it?"

One of the younger people looked at Zheng Zhi, and said contemptuously, "Can you do it? We have been repairing this computer for a day, and it still can't be turned on."

Zheng Zhi raised his love madness, and said bravely: "I don't have any hobbies at ordinary times, but I like to study computers. I researched a software specially designed to deal with computers not turning on, and put it in this mobile phone. As long as there is a data cable, I can Connect the phone to the computer and I can fix it."

The young man wanted to say something, but was stopped by another mature man and said: "Let him try. Xiaomei, I remember you are using an iPhone, do you have a data cable?"

The only female among the three people, she answered and found a data cable, and helped Zheng Zhi connect Ai Crazy with the computer, and then the three of them looked at Zheng Zhi together, indicating that Zheng Zhi could proceed to the next step .

Zheng Zhi greeted the baptism of the eyes of the three people and said: "Just wait like this, it will be fine in a while." It should be fine...

The young man began to sneer: "Some people just don't know the heights of the sky and the earth, and think that they are great after doing a little bit of programming. They really think they are Gates..."

Before he finished speaking, there was a "thud", the sound of power on, and then the computer screen lit up, and the Windows startup music played after a while.

Xiaomei exclaimed excitedly: "Ah, the computer is finally turned on."

Zheng Zhi secretly wiped a cold sweat from behind, and then took a proud look at the young man. You can question my ability, but you must never question the ability of Jobs, the father of Apple, although his son does not admit that he is his father .

The author has something to say: I wrote that somewhat complicated word at random to prevent shielding, so don’t pay too much attention to it