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"Young people really have a bright future." The mature man patted Zheng Zhi's shoulder and said with a loud smile, "However, young man, I don't seem to have seen you before. What department do you belong to?"

Zheng Zhi smiled modestly and said, "I'm not an employee of this company yet, I came for an interview today."

"Then what's your name? Which department are you applying for?" The mature man continued lovingly.

Zheng Zhi scratched his head and said, "My name is Zheng Zhi, and I am here to apply for the marketing department."

"Let me introduce myself first. I am Minister Chen of the Information Technology Department." Minister Chen stretched out his hand and said, "Now I solemnly invite you, Mr. Zheng Zhi, to work in our Information Technology Department. We need rare talents like you. .”

Zheng Zhi was taken aback, then he stretched out his hand slowly, and Minister Chen grabbed him and said, "Welcome, welcome. Xiaomei, you will transfer Zheng Zhi's resume from the HR department tomorrow..."

What Minister Chen said afterwards, Zheng Zhi didn't listen at all, he only knew: Ah, I finally found a job after being unemployed for a year, but I don't know anything about computers at all!what to do! ! !

After coming out of the company, Fengfeng happily walked ahead alone, while Zheng Zhi followed slowly.

"Hey, I told you to hurry up. You have already found a job, why are you still so half-dead." Madness suddenly turned her head and said to Zheng Zhi.

Zheng Zhi finally followed up and said, "What's there to be happy about? I graduated from economics and management, and I don't know anything about computers. How do you want me to work in the future?"

"Don't you still have me? What are you afraid of?" Madang said disapprovingly, and continued to walk forward.

Zheng Zhi followed closely: "Actually, I'm curious, how did you fix the computer?"

Crazy glanced at Zheng Zhi and said, "I didn't fix it, because it wasn't broken at all."

"It's not broken? Then why can't it be turned on?"

"It's very simple. There is a permanent resident in that computer. His surname is Wen and his name is Dou Si. Everyone calls him Ah Qi. I communicated with him."

"I asked him: '1101010101101001...'

He replied: '10001010101110...'

Then I said to him again: '1110111000001...'"

Wendusi seven...binary...Zheng Zhi suddenly felt that he had traveled to the world of electronic products, his eyes rolled around and he said, "Can you speak in a language that we humans can understand?"

Crazy frowned at Zheng Zhi and continued: "Actually, it's because Ah Qi's family background is relatively noble, but Aike Sipi, who has a relatively low family background, is more popular. At work, people always tell him that he is not as good as At the beginning, Aikespi wanted to drive him out of the computer and let Aikespi live in. And now Ah Qi’s younger brother Xiaoba is also born, which makes Ah Qi feel more pressured, and then he suffers from depression. Laid off."

It turns out that there is also competitive pressure in the world of computer systems. Zheng Zhi was ashamed: "Then 98 must run to commit suicide? He has been abandoned by people."

"Ah Qi said it's different. 98 is an honorable retirement, but he is forced to be laid off."

Zheng Zhi said again: "Then how did you persuade him?"

Crazy smiled triumphantly, looked down upon Zheng Zhi and said, "I'll tell him, if he doesn't turn on the phone again, I'll smash him and his house together, and let them grow old together in the garbage dump!"

Seeing Crazy's contemptuous eyes and evil smile, Zheng Zhi couldn't help but think to himself, it's better not to change the system of the computer at home. Wendu Siqi is a disadvantaged group just like himself, and the weak should support each other together.

While talking, one person and one machine have arrived at a snack street near Zheng Zhi's house.

"...So I say, it's your honor to have a mobile phone like mine that knows multiple languages, is knowledgeable, and has multiple talents." Maniac suddenly turned around to face Zheng Zhi, and took a step to point Looking at him, he said, "Human, you really should lick my moon's soleplate to express your gratitude to me."

Zheng Zhi blinked at Crazy, sighed, walked over and patted him on the shoulder and said: "Speaking multiple languages, that's fine. Do you see an aunt who buys skewers over there? You go Buy two grilled fish from her, don't add more spicy cumin. If you can buy them, don't talk about licking the bottom of the moon, I will recognize lick|chrysanthemum."

Crazy looked at Zheng Zhi and said: "You said this, don't regret it!" After finishing speaking, he looked at the aunt, although the skin on the face and hands had been smoky for many years and had lost its original color. The color is different, but it can still be seen that it is an Asian with yellow skin, black eyes and black hair. Asians only have those few language families, and it is more likely to be a Chinese in this kind of place. Who is afraid of who.Crazy tidied up her clothes and walked towards the aunt.

Zheng Zhi looked at Crazy and walked over complacently, then stalemate with the aunt for 3 minutes, and finally walked back with a dark face and returned the money to Zheng Zhi.

"Haha, it can't be done, so our human ancestors once said that you can't be too crazy in life, and you can't be a mobile phone." Zheng Zhi supported Crazy's shoulders, and laughed wildly as he watched his face turn black and red for a while. speak.Red is because of embarrassment and black is because of anger.

Crazy shook his shoulders, shook Zheng Zhi's hand and said, "Come here!"

Zheng Zhi coughed a few times, then straightened his face and said, "If I succeed, it's fine to lick the moon but the floor, just pinch the waist and beat the legs."

One minute later, Zheng Zhi walked over proudly holding two grilled fish, turned his head madly and left.

"Hey, I said don't go, what's the matter, you're not happy."

Crazy looked at Zheng Zhi and said, "Which country is she from?"

"People from the Celestial Dynasty." Mang Mang expressed his disbelief, and Zheng Zhi said again, "Really, she is a Hakka, and she speaks Hakka dialect. It is a language of the Celestial Dynasty, and she married her husband. The culture of the Celestial Dynasty Isn’t it very broad and profound~~”

Hearing this, Crazy walked even faster.

"Hey, are you angry? In fact, I didn't understand it at first, but I can only buy things with her after I get to know her well, so it's not ashamed at all." Zheng Zhi followed closely behind, "Don't ignore me Ah, I am teasing you, are you really angry?"

"If you are angry, you have to eat the grilled fish. You are one of the two. Let me tell you, his grilled fish is outstanding. Actually, I really want to thank you today. How should I say it?" You also helped me a lot." Zheng Zhi looked at the back of Crazy who was wearing his own clothes and said, "I still want to buy you new clothes, you can't always wear my old ones..."

Zheng Zhi was still chattering at the back, but Maniac stopped suddenly, and Zheng Zhi who was following almost bumped into him.

Crazy turned his head slightly, and his profile was illuminated red by the sunset: "You said, you want to buy me new clothes?"

Zheng Zhi looked at the boy who tried to hide his joy but failed, and said with a smile, "Yeah, are you not angry with me?"

"I didn't forgive you for the new clothes. I'm not such a stingy person." Maniac turned his head uncomfortably and said, "And your clothes are dirty and smelly."

"Yes, it's dirty and smelly. Well, it's a little late to go to the shopping mall now. I remember that there are clothes shoppers next to this street. Buy a few here first, and then I'll take you to the hypermarket when you come back." Zheng Zhi led him madly The crazy hand turned a corner and walked to the other side.

Crazy broke free from Zheng Zhi's hand and said, "I will go by myself."

If the red color on Crazy Man's face just now might have been dyed by the sun's rays, then he is really blushing completely now.After all, he was still a child, so coaxing, Zheng Zhi scratched his head and led the way.

Led Bangbang to the place to buy clothes, before Zheng Zhi could speak, Bangbang ran to the stall next to the clothes shop... next to the phone beauty booth, waved to Zheng Zhi, "Come on, look Let's see which one looks better~~"

Zheng Zhijiong, it is true that for mobile phones, the mobile phone film and mobile phone case are the real clothes.

In fact, Zheng Zhi has never bought a mobile phone case for Aifeng, because he feels that after adding a layer of case, the originally thin and light mobile phone becomes thick and heavy, and the hand feel is gone.But this time, in order to coax this child-like mobile phone, I bought a mobile phone color film. Speaking of which, this mobile phone film was already there when I bought it, or I should change it.

Zheng Zhi walked over and said, "Do you have a color film for IPHONE4S?"

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