I'm nervous

According to my original goal in life, I should work hard to become the general manager, become the CEO, marry Bai Fumei, and reach the pinnacle of life from then on.However, ever since transmigrating here, I discovered to my horror that Bai Fumeimu has it!All the court ladies were seduced by Duanmu's black belly and left!All that is left to me is a group of tall, rich and handsome people who will crush me, and a group of short, poor QAQs without penises.

With Bai Fumeimu, I can only masturbate myself.But it doesn't matter, I still have the status of the CEO of the emperor, I can still go to the pinnacle of life, give full play to my arrogance, dominate the country, and save the world!

But, who will tell me what is wrong with these people who dozed off when I was in court!I finally took advantage of Duanmu's black belly to ask for leave, and went to the court to deal with the business in person. These people are so ignorant of me, it is unreasonable. I slapped the dragon chair and stood up, and shouted: "Come on!"

Yes, those people immediately raised their heads and chests out, looking at me with fiery enthusiasm.

"Drag them down..."

"Your Majesty, spare your life, Your Majesty, spare your life!"

"It's a good time to sleep, the whole family crematorium!" I said mercilessly.

"Drag it down and give them a bed to sleep in!"

I was not surprised to see the black lines on their faces.

╭(╯＾╰)╮I am a good emperor, so I will not kill people casually. You should be glad that Duanmu is not here today, otherwise you would be click...cha...cha...

"Duanmu has a dark belly, why are you here!"

Oh, I shouted something in a hurry, I quickly covered my mouth, and widened my eyes to see the person who suddenly appeared outside the palace.

Duanmu stepped into the hall with a black belly, saluted me respectfully, then turned his face and shot fiercely at those people who were about to be dragged out by me: "Your Majesty, these people don't know what they have committed. .”

Oh my god, this sound is as cold as an ice cellar, it's terrible.

I was so frightened that I shivered a few times: "He...they didn't have enough sleep, I told them to... go home and sleep."

"Lack of sleep? Go home and sleep?" Duanmu took a deep breath again, and walked towards those officials who lowered their heads and dared not speak, "Where did you go last night! You actually fell asleep when the emperor was in court, What should I do!"

drink!Such a powerful domineering aura, I was so frightened that I fell back on the dragon chair, let alone those few people who were particularly afraid of Duanmu's black belly.Not to mention, although Duanmu is usually smiling, he really has the aura of a regent when he gets angry.

The few officials didn't dare to speak anymore, they hurriedly knelt down and kowtowed, shouting "My lord regent forgives my sin, my lord regent forgives my sin."

Oh, hello, the floor was knocking so loudly, and my heart was beating with them, I couldn't bear it anymore: "What, when people are sleepy, let it go... let it go them."

"No!" Duanmu sternly roared, almost falling to the ground in fright.Why is this black belly so angry?

"As a subject, it is disrespectful to the emperor to take a nap when you are in the court! Now you come to beg for mercy with me, but you don't want to accuse the emperor. This is not paying attention to the emperor! , such a disrespectful person, how should he be punished!"

How to punish?This is really asking me, how do I know how to punish!However, since Duanmu has a black belly and opened his mouth, as an emperor, I must show the emperor's bastard spirit!So, after thinking about it, I decided: "Punish them to go back to sleep! Sleep for five days and five nights without eating, drinking or drinking, and send someone to watch them. If they dare to wake up, they will be punished for one more day!"

Seeing the rejoicing looks of those ministers, I smiled proudly at Duanmu's black belly, how about it, isn't my decision very wise?

But what Duanmu Weihei gave back to me was a dark face, but since I gave the order, Duanmu Weihei could not disobey, so Duanmu Weihei yelled at those people aggressively Then let them go down.

A court meeting ended in a chaotic atmosphere.

I yawned a lot, announced my retirement, and was about to leave, but Duanmu suddenly raised his tone and shouted: "Your Majesty, I have something to discuss with you."

"What's the matter!" I want to go back to catch up on sleep. Do you think that since you stole my first kiss, I will be rosy and different to you? Hmph, think too much, okay?If it weren't for the sake of your leave today, I would have to continue to pull the three of you out for inspection today.

Duanmu's black belly actually laughed, and spit out: "I want to discuss with the emperor about my illness."

I can't stop yawning.

Duanmu Weihei asked for leave today because he lost his temper, er no, he had a fever.And the reason is... I hung on the shirtless Duanmu the day before yesterday, and I didn't let go of it for a whole day, and dragged him to see the stars, the moon, the rockery, and the lake, so I was sweating all over. No, the bare-chested person just like that, unexpectedly had a fever in his baby teeth!

Well, in the final analysis, it was all caused by me dragging him to the ice cellar in order to relieve the heat, but his immune system was poor, so I decided to kill him from the spare tire position.

...If you kill him, you have to accept his private communication, otherwise I will be crushed in front of him by his personal guards/(ㄒoㄒ)/...

I held my head high and held my chest high, and shook my hands: "Bring that whoever to my bedroom... ah oh... the study." You can't go to the bedroom, that's a high-risk place for losing your virginity QAQ.

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Not long after, Duanmu Weihei followed into Zhen's study and waved his hand: "Go down."

The little eunuchs who served obediently left.

But what's with the ambiguous eyes of these little eunuchs!Who will tell me, no, no, no, there are no people in this room for hundreds of miles, this is the rhythm of lonely men and widows sharing a room, preparing to close the small dark room, and having sex!

I tightened my clothes, and when Duanmu Fuhei came over, I backed up step by step until I reached the desk.I bent my waist again, pressed my back against the table, and looked at Duanmu's increasingly fiery eyes, and I decided to go all out——

Opening his chest, he shouted, "Come on, don't come here carelessly, even those who drop wax and small leather whips!"

I waited for a long time, but there was no hair. When I opened my eyes, I saw Duanmu with a dark face, staring straight at me.

"What...what are you doing? Do I owe you money?"

"You like being abused?"

Mother, this voice is like coming from hell, it scares me to pee.

I was speechless, I saw his hot hand put on my little bean, and squeezed——

"Hmm..." Oh, it's so cool.

I saw his face darken again.

Well, he put both hands together this time, is this going to fry me...

...that's weird.

He put on my clothes, pulled me up, and hugged me in his arms.

"kiss Me."

If you call me dear, will I kiss you?What is my relationship with you...

Kiss, kiss, I will kiss, I'm afraid of you, don't stare at me QAQ.

bar.

"Not on the face, but on the mouth."

I don't kiss!

No no no, my dear, my dear...don't stare at QAQbo... Hey hey hey, my mouth is not tasty, don't chew it, ah hey, my aunt's blood is coming out, it hurts ah ah ah ah !

……

Huhuhu, finally let go of Zhen, my waist was almost broken by his arms.

What's the matter with this guy, he suddenly became estrous and regarded me as his little lover?

"Who do you think I regard as a little lover?" Duanmu's black-bellied face darkened again. Is this person the reincarnation of Bao Gong? If you say black, you will be black.

"Take me as your little lover!" I held my head high, without fear.

This guy actually laughed? !Is he a face-changing master?

"Tch," Duanmu's dark hands moved on my back, "little lover, I really want to treat you as a little lover."

Mother, this guy is so stupid, he is so gentle.

Are you stupid!I put my hand on Duanmu's black forehead with great concern, touched it a few times, it's terrible, it's really burning stupid, it's so hot that my hands can cook eggs!

"You really... just talk about business!" He carried me to the stool, put his hands on my shoulders, his eyes sparkled, "An Shuhe, I have something to tell you."

My heart skipped a beat, his baby teeth are serious, is this going to have sex with me! (づ﹏ど)