I'm nervous

I deeply feel that it is unscientific to test the kidney function optically. It is necessary to use a 24-hour extended night and a 720-degree method for inspection without side leakage or gaps... Hey, what am I talking about.

All in all, I am going to conduct a new round of inspections, and our goal is that there is nothing wrong with it!This product must be removed from the spare tire position, ╭(╯^╰)╮A new day has begun, and I am fully prepared to continue to choose the spare tire.

I feel that a spare tire should not only have good kidney function, but also have full endurance, and it should be strong when you move it!

The most important thing is, don't pant too loudly, if you suppress all my groans|groans, then what's the point of my suffering!

I came to the martial arts training ground early in the morning, and I saw that it was very good, and everyone was here.

Oh my god, the sun is so good, it doesn't need to be perfect when it shines on them.

The prime minister's handsome face was covered with sweat, what was that called, it was attractive.

There was sweat on the general's feminine face, what was it called, it had a charm.

Sweat was growing on the regent's black-bellied face. What was that called? Sweaty sweat.

I absolutely have to praise my knowledgeable language generalization ability!

I let these three people flatten their bodies, and seeing their attire today, they are all with big sleeves, and they must take off after work, after taking off, (﹃) I will definitely see a row of——

Meat!Fragrant meat, meat scorched by the sun!

It sounds delicious (⊙V⊙)

I held my head high and held my chest high, squeezing my tears to wash my eyes, and I must polish my eyes to see their flesh in a while!

"Your Majesty, I don't know what you are calling us for."

Duanmu has a black belly and spoke again. I don't know how to write politely. Can I ask such a question in front of the emperor? Who does he think he is? Isn't he my backup candidate!

How unreasonable!With my head held high, I decided to—

"I called you to inspect the goods."

... I despise this mouth that has been hooked by Duanmu's black belly!

"Inspection?" Duanmu's black-bellied brows raised, he smiled evilly, and when the sun shines, oh my god, he's so handsome!

I found that I fell into QAQ before I selected the goods.

No, I can't be defeated by him so quickly!I will arise, therefore I will--

"Hmph, I didn't say that I'm here to test your sexual function!"

What did I see? I actually saw the expressions on these people’s faces after hearing what I said. How good is their sexual function in the future.

"Ahem, I don't know how the emperor wants to test it." Why is it that Duanmu always comes out to speak, and the other two are Chixiang.

"Why don't you talk!"

I deliberately ignored Duanmu's black belly and asked those two.

The prime minister was very obedient, and he saluted me respectfully, well, I am very satisfied.

"The humble minister is guilty."

"What a sin."

"At the early court today, I had a book to play, but the emperor didn't listen to the loyal words. I thought about it again and again, thinking that the emperor didn't like what I said, so I didn't dare to speak nonsense anymore."

... Prime Minister, do you think we are talking about serious business now? Is it really good for you to raise state affairs like this.

Prime Minister, congratulations on your successful self-hacking.

"And you, why don't you talk."

The general put on a straight face, as if I owe him money.

...It seems that I really owed him money QAQ for rubbing Mazhen last time.

The general lowered his head slightly, but he still didn't say a word, but under my persecution, he finally opened his mouth.

"The minister doesn't like to talk."

The spare tire who doesn't like to talk, what do you want to do here, you don't even have any sweet words, drag it out.

...Wait, wait, one is afraid to speak, the other is not talkative, and I have killed both of them, wouldn't that be... Oh, no, no, no.

After careful consideration, I feel that it is better not to speak, which shows that I have the aura of domineering (eight) and can shock people.I don't like to talk, this is also good, I will never say the wrong thing, and make me sad.

In contrast, Duanmu has a black belly and dares to speak, and talks too much, this is the rhythm of preparing to offend me with his mouth!

"Your Majesty, it's a hot day, aren't you tired from standing, just sit down quickly."

Excited!That's great, Duanmu's black belly actually cares about me so much, my heart is drunk!I love you so much...

... Who was it that said that Duanmu's black belly would bring disaster out of his mouth? Who is it!

"Ahem, Prince Regent, I think you talk too much, take care of yourself!"

"Yes, I'll save it for you." Duanmu is still laughing with a dark belly, don't laugh anymore, I don't know if I can resist your smile!

I can't go on like this anymore, I have to get to the topic quickly, otherwise I will be crushed by Duanmu's dark-hearted policy of softness QAQ.

I went to the martial arts training ground, called a few young eunuchs to stay, and said to the three bastards, "Take off your clothes!"

Look at Nimeng, look at Nimeng, what kind of eyes are these, I told you to take off your clothes, did it for your own good!

As a result, the prime minister gathered his skirts and stared at me warily, the general narrowed his eyes and looked at me covetously, and the regent looked at me with a coquettish face.

What do they think of me, do they think that I am some kind of person who has no integrity and wants to be 4P!How can I put it, they are all new and new humans in the 21st century, with 4P milk teeth and heavy mouth, how can I accept it, what I like is——

More serious and unscrupulous SM group P! (⊙V⊙)

"Take off...my shirt!"

If you don’t want to take it off, you have to take it off, ╭(╯^╰)╮

So, they took off obediently.

Oh, my heart is rippling, how can I break it.

The prime minister is worthy of being a literati, he's not skinny, he doesn't have much meat, he's full of ribs, no, he's too thin, OUT!

Next one, I'll go, this muscle is as big as a grilled steak, eight-pack abs, biceps, not too much QAQ.Hammer it, oh my god, my hand hurts so much, my milk teeth are hard, if I want to bite him on the bed, wouldn't my teeth collapse, then this is the rhythm of regicide, no, OUT!

Hey, this one is better. It is neither thin nor strong. It has beautiful lines, a powerful body, strong and generous, and has a lot of muscles, but some of them can't be seen.Very beautiful, touch it, the place that should be hard is hard, the place that should be soft is soft, a selection of spare tires, it is decided, I will--

"Your Majesty, are you comfortable?"

I raised my head suddenly, mother, isn't this Duanmu with a dark belly, I lowered my head again, it turned out that it was him I touched!

I'm all bad.

However, I was horrified to find that I couldn't take my hands off. What should I do? It's so comfortable and addictive.

Duanmu's black belly held up my hands, ah, those hands are so masculine, generous and touching, I like them very much.

No, no, no, I can no longer fall.

I hit it with my paw, and it hit my chest with a slap.

"Um……"

Menheng is so ecstasy, how can I feel so bad QAQ!

I am shamefully hard...

"Your Majesty, it's red."

"What's red?"

I looked over and saw that the chest was red from my slap, and the red spot was exactly where the little bean was, under the sun and dripping with sweat, it was so ecstasy, can I take a bite.

Ow.

"Your majesty... I have no milk for you."

... I pushed him away, I was so blind. At this time, shouldn't I open my chest and let me suck the milk, and cooperate with me to make a sound of um, huh, huh, huh!Huh, something seems wrong.All in all, Duanmu's black belly also has to be OUT!

...Wait, I seem to have OUT them all (⊙A⊙)

How can this be swollen, I have to continue to test!

I'm going to start testing their sexual ability, yes, it's sex, anyway, I've lost all my face ╭(╯^╰)╮.

I want them to do push-ups!

Don't be too smart, do push-ups. This is an exercise that tests arm strength, endurance, and endurance. It is really a must-have for home travel and bed.

After they heard me finish this exercise, their jaws dropped. It doesn't matter, I will press it for you for free.

Click.

...I seem to hear the sound of bones breaking.

No matter, give it to me.

They got on.

Under the scorching sun, the teenagers exuding youthful charm, facing the red sun, started sweating sports, while I sat under the big umbrella and ate the fancy shaved ice I researched.

Ah, how cool.

When the bowl was full, I put down the bowl leisurely, hooked my hands and asked the little eunuch to come over: "Which one of them does more?"

Needless to say, this must belong to the general. Thinking about how brave he is, how brave and good at fighting, he must win.

"Returning to the emperor, the Regent has done the most."

Nani!I stood up and took a closer look. It's terrible. It's been more than ten minutes. Duanmu Weihei didn't catch a lot of breath, and he did it faster than the general.no! "General Dai, as a general, why are you slower than the regent, please do it faster and do more."

The general is really honest, he did it quickly, and my charm is really great!

Oh, the prime minister fainted, and rushed to the imperial physician.

So, one cannon fodder was lost, and there were two left. I squatted in front of them and stared at them. General, you must live up to your expectations. My hopes are in your hands!

After half an hour, the game was over.

I looked at the general with a lewd smile on my face, and I saw clearly just now that the general had been working for half an hour, and Duanmu only made one with a dark belly. The general must have won.

"Needless to say, I already know the outcome!" I waved my robe sleeves, blocking back what the little eunuch wanted to say.

"It turns out that the emperor has already known that the humble minister has won, and the emperor is really astute."

"Well, not bad!" Hey, wait, who is talking here.Oh, I didn't wash my eyes wrongly, but the person who spoke was actually Duanmu with a black belly, did he win?

I was not happy, I grabbed the young eunuch by the collar, and asked: "What's the matter, isn't the regent doing less than the general?"

The little eunuch was trembling, and replied tremblingly: "After the emperor saw them, the Lord Regent did less than the general, but before that, the Lord Regent did a lot more than the general..."

My ass hurts, I should have forced the general ahead of time, why do I always meet such unbelievable people...o(>_<)o...

"Your Majesty, you still have to continue the competition." Duanmu laughed so hard that his face wasn't flushed and he couldn't breathe, he even leaned over and stuck to Zhen's face.

Regent, is it really okay for you to tease me in public like this? Believe it or not, I will ask someone to throw you out... go... Eh, where are people? !

"Oh," Duanmu Weihei blew on my face, and even put his hands on my waist, "They have been in the sun for so long, I am afraid that they will get sick, and there will be nothing in the future. People take care of the emperor, so I called them down."

You are blatantly overstepping your authority, do you think I will forgive you!

"What about the general?"

"He, he's unconscious."

I followed his fingers to look over, and was horrified to find that the general had been carried back, and I was in a bad state.

In the end, it turned out that Duanmu was victorious again. How could this be possible? I can't have him.

"Your majesty, if you look at them, you will be very sad if you don't look at the humble minister."

"You are sad, it has nothing to do with me." Zhen pushed the person away again, but when he pushed away, a faint fragrance came to his nostrils.Sniff, it smells so good, I climbed up the whole body, and was horrified to find that the sweat on this guy's body is actually fragrant, how much cologne did I use!No, no, I actually want to ask, where can I buy this perfume, I want it too!

"Your Majesty." Duanmu dragged my buttocks with both hands, and hugged me. Now I am hanging in front of him like a koala, but I don't want to go down, this masculinity is too ecstasy| .

"emperor."

"What are you doing?"

"Your Majesty, do you like the smell of humble ministers?"

Crazy nod.

"Weichen has the smell of incense for ninety-nine and eighty-one days. This is all to please the emperor, won't the emperor give you some rewards?"

"What reward." It smells so good, it's almost like a ecstasy incense, which hooks my soul.

"Why don't you give me a kiss."

Isn't it just a kiss, without losing a piece of meat, boo!Mother, is this face made of tofu? Why is it so slippery? It tastes so good, woo!

"... Your Majesty, is this humble minister's face delicious?"

"delicious!"

"Then eat Weichen's mouth, this one is more delicious."

Mouth tastes better? !No problem, here I come!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

yummy yummy yummy!

……

Wait, what are you doing? I'm taking the initiative to have sex with Duanmu Buhei. Is this the rhythm of preparing to have sex with Duanmu Buhei! QAQ I'm not feeling well.