I'm nervous

I want to order 32 likes for myself, what did I think of, I thought of sex♂seduction!If anyone is seduced by me, it means that there is something wrong with this person!

I recruited the little eunuch, and found that the youngest son who was on leave yesterday hadn't come back yet, so I missed him so much.

So, full of expectations, I asked with concern: "Is the youngest son dead? If he dies, I will give him his inheritance!"

The little eunuch shook his body, and replied in a disheartened and honest manner: "Return to the emperor, he is still alive, but from..."

"Not far from death?" My eyes must have lit up.

"It's not far from recovery."

I deeply feel that the black head in front of me is too flat, it should be rounded!Just do it, I rolled up my sleeves and waved my hand: "Come on, wash his hair!"

As the saying goes, it expands with heat and contracts with cold. If you soak in hot water for a few more times, it will become round. Don't be too smart. (⊙V⊙)

While admiring the little eunuch's hair-washing posture, I asked, "Which one do you think is stronger, the regent, the prime minister, or the general?"

The little eunuch was really shrewd, he just knelt down and kowtowed, which made my heart ache so much for the floor.

"Back to the emperor, I don't know, please spare my life, please spare my life."

It sounds like I have a lot of breasts. Is it difficult to answer my question? Then ask a simple and rude question: "The regent, the prime minister and the general, which one has the strongest sex!"

I saw the little eunuch startled, knocked his head a few more times, stood up righteously, rushed to the pillar, and was killed...

Hey, the question is so difficult that he wants to kill himself, it's so useless.

I waved for someone to take the dead man down, and I didn't forget to say, "Remember to bring his inheritance to me." Then, another little eunuch appeared on the stage.

I asked him the same simple and rude question again, well, this little eunuch has a heart of diamonds, and he hasn't committed suicide yet, but walked directly in front of me, crying, making trouble and kowtowing, shouting that I let him go.

Is this question so difficult? Isn't it just to let them talk about the heart capacity of those three people, so that they can seduce themselves.Wait, could it be that "heart" sounds similar to "sex"... Oh, I don't distinguish front and back nasal sounds, what did they misunderstand!

I lost all face...

After the second little eunuch kowtowed to death, I became very worried, and I felt deeply that I must be unable to communicate because the auras of the time-travelers and the aborigines were not in harmony.Sure enough, at the critical moment, I still have to let me go out in person.

I called a little eunuch again, gave some instructions in a low voice, and let him go down.

But the little eunuch hadn't left yet, and tremblingly presented the two small boxes in front of Zhen.

When I saw it, I asked blankly, "What is this?"

The little eunuch seemed to be very afraid of me, shaking like a washing machine, with a look of fear on his face: "Return...return to the emperor, this is the relic of Xiao Xiezi and Xiaowazi."

Small shoes, small socks?Why is this name so funny.I took it and opened it to have a look!

I'm all bad.

What did I see, I saw two dicks!

How could I have forgotten that the most precious part of the little eunuch's legacy is Tintin!

I subconsciously glanced at my crotch｜, and was horrified to find that these two penises were even bigger than mine!It's terrible, how young I am, could it be that this is the legendary destiny! QAQ I'm hurt internally.

I decided to vent my anger on those three guys.

After careful consideration, I made a lot of preparations, recruited those three people into the palace, and ostentatiously asked the little eunuch to set up the tables and chairs, prepare the teacups, and prepare to test their kidney function!I deeply feel that it is necessary to seduce a husband, but what to do if the induced husband is not good, so I have to go through observation first and find a spare tire. ,Change!

These three goods arrived soon, and bowed to me respectfully.

I flatten my palm: "Sit!"

Immediately sat down without hesitation.

I rolled my eyes, waved my hand, and asked the little eunuch to pour them a big bowl of tea, yes, it was a big bowl!

"Your Majesty, what are you going to do?" Duanmuyu said, hum, I knew you couldn't hold back.

You thought I would tell you, but I didn't.

"Drink! Light! Light!"

Although I am a useless emperor, I still have the right to let them drink tea.

However, here comes the problem, a large bowl of tea seems not enough, and the time is too short to produce the urge to urinate, so how can I test their kidney function based on how much they hold back their urine? !

I am too careless.Touching my chin, I decided to do something big, rub it!

So, the little eunuch put us on a horse-sling, and I got a hold of this ancient mahjong. It was indeed of good quality and embedded with gold. I will take a few of them tomorrow and sell them when I sneak out of the palace.

A table for four, just enough to make up, let's start.I said "give it to me" cheekily, they shook their bodies, smiled, responded briefly, and threw themselves into the horse-sling.

I snorted, do you think I really want you to let me go, I want to test your loyalty!

...I didn't say I didn't have money to rub it. ╭(╯^╰)╮The round is over, and I really lost.Unhappily, I beckoned again and called the little eunuch to pour them a large bowl of tea. After seeing that they drank everything, I put on a satisfied smile and continued the next round of fighting.

Time flies too fast, and it will be the afternoon in a short while, and I have been observing their reactions.After I tirelessly forced them to drink tea, their faces finally turned red.But I will not let them go, continue to force them to drink and rub, I will see, which one can't help but ask to go to the toilet first.

The first one, the prime minister couldn't hold back anymore, his hips moved back and forth, and he muttered: "Your Majesty, I am inconvenient, can you temporarily retire?"

My eyes must have lit up, and I gave a wicked laugh: "Back!" After seeing him clamp his fart|fart and leave, I waved a little eunuch to go on top, and continued to rub.

The prime minister is already unreliable, and these two are left.

Of the two, the general is beautiful but too facially paralyzed, but he is invincible on the battlefield, so brave, he must be happy in bed!And the Regent Wang Shuai is handsome, but he is too dark-bellied, but I heard that he is so powerful in martial arts, he must be awesome in bed!It's not a good choice for these two people.

... I think it's better to be the prime minister, who is not outstanding in everything, but has the beauty of the mean.But prime minister, why did you never return? Do you still remember the man who was waiting for you in the imperial garden!

The prime minister's baby teeth have no ambitions, and they are definitely not Jianfu, so the remaining two...

If I had sex with General Mei, I would definitely be tempted to [beep——] this embarrassing person under my body, then I would definitely be beaten into the air by this general who is known for his violence, okay?

As for the regent...Ya Die, this guy is a black-bellied vixen. It's not enough to wink at me all day long, and he throws it at others. If I have sex with him, I will definitely be stared at by his little lover and jealous. Drowned, murdered by various men and women.

QAQ I still want the general.

But!General, you, you, you... why did you stand up and leave when I was optimistic about you, Erkang hand, don't go away ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh——

"Your Majesty, do you still want to call someone to come on top?" Duanmu's black-bellied voice came close to my ears, and I turned my head to look, chirp, and sent my face to his mouth.

Oh, I gave him my first kiss just like that!No, no, the point is, the results of the final kidney function test turned out to be Duanmu's black belly who won, which means that he will be my backup in the future!

I took a deep breath, shook my clothes, and stood up very calmly: "No need, you can also step back."

"Wei Chen retire."

Hey, sniff, why do I smell urine in the air?

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In the first test, Duanmu won with a black belly. I think it is extremely unsafe to use this guy as a spare tire.As soon as this guy has lovers all over the world, he will die if he loves you!Secondly, this guy is too black-bellied, he can calculate, the city is deep, he is dead!Three times, this guy is too arrogant, even seduce me, shameless, dead!

Therefore, I have to try again and find a compromise spare tire!

... However, it seems that I have gone from looking for a husband to looking for a spare tire forever. QQ