My little one is fine

Jiang Yi’s lunch today is still bread and AD calcium milk. Jian Yiqin looked at it, opened the Baidu page and searched for “the harm of eating only bread for a long time”, and then read to him slowly: “Breakfast can now say It is the best-selling breakfast, but bread is not a completely healthy food, and bread is often used instead of dinner, which will have the following adverse effects.”

Jiang Yi chewed the bread, and dragged the mouse to pour a glass of water for the villain in the game to show that he was listening.

Jian Yiqin continued: "First, it will lead to malnutrition. The human body needs a variety of nutrients, and the nutrients contained in bread are only carbohydrates and a small amount of other nutrients, which cannot meet individual nutritional needs. It leads to malnutrition and poses a great threat to health..."

QQ issued a notification sound of being Aite, and Jiang Yi clicked on the icon while listening.Aite's news came from a group with the same name as the game, and there were only five people in the group including him, all of whom he knew in the game and had a good relationship with him.

A pot of tea: Brother Dong Yue, tell me, when did you hook up with my male god? [email protected]Mo Xiangdongliu@维花秋月

A pot of tea: [Screenshot][Screenshot]

Jiang Yi clicked on it and saw two screenshots, one is a screenshot of the world channel, which is the system announcement they passed through the dungeon; the other is a screenshot of the game forum, which is an article called The two or three things that Pao Dashen and the other three people in the team have to say."

In the post, the story of the four of them was told with a lot of voice and emotion, and the angle was so strange and tricky, it was almost sad to see the tears.

Simply put, it's a, he likes him - he likes her - she likes him story.That is to say, Mo Xiangdongliu has a crush on Yijiang Chunshui, Yijiang Chunshui likes Fengxueyiren, Fengxueyiren and Cuihua Qiuyue like Mo Xiangdongliu at the same time.

Jiang Yi almost spit out the AD calcium milk in his mouth, and he replied with a dark face: "Who is this script written by a god? If it wasn't because I was the person involved, I almost believed it, okay?" ?!"

A pot of clear tea: I think people's analysis is quite correct. Look at this article, people say that you deliberately changed your ID to the couple ID of a great god because you had a crush on him. [screenshot]

Jiang Yi: "..."

Can he say that these two IDs are taken by him?Can?

No.

Mo Xiangdongliu: My ID has not been changed since I used it five years ago.To talk about couple ID, they should go to Yuexiadie, her previous ID was Xiang Dongliu... [expression/sweating]

When he changed his ID before, he planned to use Xiangdongliu ID, but it showed that it was already taken, so he changed it to Mo Xiangdongliu. He also added Xiangdongliu's friend at that time.However, after Yijiang Chunshui became famous in the game, he changed his ID, and became a loli ghost full-time from the handsome sword fairy...

A pot of tea: Are the male god and Yue Xiadie really a couple? [expression/curiosity]

Mo Xiangdongliu: ...No.

A pot of tea: no good!Let's get back to business!

A pot of tea: Brother Dong!Master Dong!Is your team still short of treatment? Level 93 comes with god-level equipment and god-level elixir, the kind that also comes with a T that can resist monsters!I can!

A jug of old wine: No, you can't!

Qing Zhizi: Same question, do I still need DPS?Level 95 comes with god-level equipment and god-level elixirs that are not slowing down, I can do it!

Cuihua Qiuyue: Don't you all have to go to work? ? ?

A pot of clear tea: Why can you play a dungeon with my male god? My real name is envious and jealous. Come, [email protected] Mo Xiangdongliu@维花秋月

Cuihua Qiuyue: If you don't come, who wants to pk with a violent girl like you?

A pot of clear tea: You pervert, how do you talk?

Cuihua Qiuyue: Violent woman!

A pot of clear tea: Husband, you pervert bully me @一锅老酒

A pot of old wine: perverted, come to [email protected] Cuihua Qiuyue

Jiang Yi laughed.

Over there, Jian Yiqin has already read from the first article to the fifth article, "Fifth, the bread contains a lot of ingredients, which have already far exceeded the ingredients contained in the steamed buns. Besides, the vegetable butter contained in the bread not only increases In addition to calories, there are also hidden trans fatty acids that are not good for cardiovascular and cerebrovascular..."

Jiang Yi immediately interrupted him: "Cub, have you heard a word?"

Jian Yiqin: "What are you talking about?"

Jiang Yi: "Zhihu makes a will, Baidu buys coffins."

Jian Yiqin, who had never heard of it, asked shamelessly, "What do you mean?"

Jiang Yi: "This sentence is to warn us not to search the Internet when we are sick, otherwise you will feel that you should make a will after reading Zhihu Answers, and it is even worse if you read Baidu, you will feel that you should make a will. I bought a coffin and a cemetery. Cub, don’t you think that what you are doing now is of the same nature as checking the Internet when you are sick?”

Seems like a bit?

Jian Yiqin wavered a bit, but still insisted on his point of view: "Even if you don't check it online, you know that your behavior of substituting bread and milk for dinner is unhealthy."

This is indeed the reason, but... Jiang Yi tried to change the subject: "Cub, how about we build a team? Don't worry, the team members this time are absolutely reliable and worry-free!"

Jian Yiqin stopped talking, and several angry expressions were updated in the dialog box in real time.

Jiang Yi sighed and compromised: "After that, I will trouble you to supervise me for three meals a day."

No way, who told this to be his cub?

I can only pet it!