The daily life of the net red farmhouse

But after the last setback, He Xiaoxiao has seriously reflected on her mistakes.

He felt that there was no problem with his reporting. This Lu Keyun must also have nationally protected animals hidden in his home, but the time of his last reporting was not good enough.

After all, when Lu Keyun had an accident during the live broadcast at that time, he must have known it well, so he hid all the "evidence" directly, so that the staff couldn't find anything.

But this time, He Xiaoxiao has made more adequate preparations to ensure that this guy's "crime" has nowhere to hide!

Well, even if you can't "have nothing to hide", at least you have to use all kinds of slang to make him speechless.

So He Xiaoxiao stroked his chest and told himself to calm down, the ridicule in front of him couldn't hit him, just treat them as air, and it's more important to carry out his own rhythmic business.

Taking a deep breath, he put his hands on the keyboard again, typing lines fluently while feeling full of strength again.

With the keyboard in hand, I have the world!

"Okay, even if the anchor didn't murder that lucky viewer, what evidence does the anchor have for saying that he helped catch the suspect? If he can really open his mouth, what level is the suspect who is wanted by the authorities? He is a desperado who kills without blinking an eye. Can you catch those with thin arms and legs?"

"Everyone, don't believe everything he says. Why don't you write online novels if you can make up stories like this? If you want to use this method to attract fans, be careful of the collapse of the character design!"

These few sentences are much more logical than the previous sentence. It is true that the heroic bird revenge and "the little bird said early and early" are all from Lu Keyun's mouth, and no one has seen the truth.

In this day and age, no matter whether it is an idol star or a traffic internet celebrity, they are setting up a persona. It is understandable that Lu Keyun wants to set up a persona who "bravely catches wanted criminals".

However, there is a question here.

Where did that "Little Bird Said Zao Zao Zao", the "Mr. Wang Xiaoming" in Lu Keyun's mouth, go?

If he hadn't been arrested, he wasn't some kind of poacher and smuggler, why didn't he stand up and clarify for himself?

Or, in fact, he and Lu Keyun are in the same group, and the two joined forces to hype?

The probability of this is actually very high.

Nine out of ten of the most popular cases on the Internet are self-directed and self-acted, just like the street performers in the past always hid a few nurses who yelled for money among the onlookers.

normal operation.

But the point is, where is the significance of such hype?

Lu Keyun himself is quite popular, and he has never advocated that the audience give him gifts, and he does not use the gift money to eat at all. As for the popularity of the online store... as long as you have eaten his vegetables, fruits and poultry, there is nothing bad about it. The supply has always been in short supply, and there is no need for sales.

No need, really no need.

But if it wasn't for the joint hype... the audience in front of the screen couldn't help shivering, could it be that "Wang Xiaoming" was really killed by Lu Keyun, right?

After all, because it looked so stupid, everyone thought he wouldn't do it with the knowledge of tens of millions of viewers, so he just did it.The audience is on the first floor, Gang Jing is on the fifth floor, and the host is on the 1st and [-]st floor.

The atmosphere suddenly became terrifying.

"This." Lu Keyun scratched his head, he really had no proof.

After all, whoever did this was looking for evidence. If the audience hadn't been asking about that person after the broadcast, he wouldn't have wanted to mention it.

Well now, the stories made up on the barrage are getting more and more bizarre. It seems that the master of rhythm has been watching Lei Wen a lot.

"I know, 'Little Bird Flying Early' came to the host's farm excitedly that day. He thought he could breathe fresh air, drink sweet spring water, eat fresh vegetables, and enjoy a leisurely rural life. Who I know that misfortune is beckoning to him, and the shadow has enveloped him!"

"He just wanted to walk around in the yard and visit the authentic rural farm, but he didn't expect to see the nationally protected animals hidden in the anchor's home. It turns out that the anchor is a real poacher and a real desperado !"

"Poor 'Little Bird Said Early Early', terrified and wanted to leave, but it was too late for him to say that he hadn’t seen anything at this time, the anchor found that he had seen his secret, so he took out a knife from the kitchen, Step by step towards him..."

He Xiaoxiao described it vividly, as if he was a participant and saw everything while lying under the bed at Lu Keyun's house that day.

It has to be said that he is quite talented as a writer, the atmosphere is very horrifying, and the barrage even started to urge updates: "Later, later, update quickly!"

"Later, there was a newly dug hole in the yard of the anchor's house, and there were traces of filling it!"

During the live broadcast, Lu Keyun nervously took a sip from his teacup, and couldn't help asking, "What happened later?"

He Xiaoxiao, who was determined to portray the host as more ferocious: ... something is wrong with you, shouldn't you be crazily denying your efforts to restore your image?What's the matter with the look of being fascinated by listening to the story and wanting to catch up with it?

Be promising! Hey!

The rest of the audience was obviously amused by this scene, and the atmosphere became lively again.

"It's as if it's true. If it weren't for the host's stupid face, I would have almost believed it."

"That's right, brother Lu's dark black design is also very interesting, what should I do, I can't help but want to write about the same person of dark brother Lu and white lotus brother Bai!"

"Pfft." Lu Keyun almost sputtered when he saw this.

What the hell is Bailianhua Baihexian? He is white from top to bottom except his clothes are white and his feathers are white.

He Xiaoxiao's chest was heaving violently, and he felt unable to breathe. Why did the situation not develop as he expected? Now these people shouldn't blindly follow him to rush towards Lu Keyun, right?

He typed a line bitterly: "The evil things you did will be discovered later, and you will pay the price! You know it in your heart, otherwise, why wouldn't you be able to produce evidence that 'Wang Xiaoming' is a suspect and you called the police?" ?”

This... the grass on the wall, the audience began to think that this seemed to make sense.

Just when Lu Keyun was trying to think about how to explain it, and He Xiaoxiaozhi continued to play rhythmically, the gate of the courtyard outside the villa was knocked again, and there was an inexplicable sound of beating gongs and drums outside, which was quite festive.

Who gets married?

Haven't heard of it.

Lu Keyun hurriedly explained to the audience, ran to open the door, and just as the door opened, he heard a loud "bang", and a lot of colored paper and colored stripes swirled down from the sky and landed on his head and face.

"..."

Outside the door were several forest police comrades whom he had seen when he went to report the case to arrest "Wang Xiaoming".

Gift: Comrades Lu Keyun and Bai Hexian

"Diligence and bravery lead the whole town to get rid of poverty and become rich, and justice is fearless and wise to fight and escape poaching gangsters."

There are also four characters in the horizontal batch: "promising youth".

Signed by the Jianghe Town Forest Police and all the townspeople, on a certain day of a certain month

Behind the comrades of the Public Security Bureau were beating gongs, beating drums and beaming grandpas, uncles, elder sisters and aunts. Everyone’s faces were filled with joy, and they shouted enthusiastically to Lu Keyun: "Xiao Lu, you have a good time, and you can catch fugitives! Are you The pride of our Jianghe Town!"

???

So it's not that a girl or a boy gets married, and the gongs and drums are played for him?

A little, a little shame.

Why is there still someone carrying a camera? Could it be that he will still be reported on the local news?

When the leader saw him, he burst into laughter, and kindly chatted with the young man, "Little Lu, what are you doing? Why haven't you seen Comrade Xiaobai?"

"Oh, good leader, good leader, good brothers, good folks, I'm broadcasting live now. Bai Hexian has gone to farm."

"Live broadcast, just right, let's go, let your fans see how good you are."

So everyone rushed into Lu Keyun's house without saying a word, and Lu Keyun could only secretly rejoice that Bai Dabai Er Baisan was not here today, otherwise it would be embarrassing for everyone to stare at him.

When a group of people came to the camera lively, the audience in the live broadcast room had already heard the sound of gongs and drums. They were wondering what the anchor was doing, but they saw a few police officers in uniform and a group of people, all very festive , and that pennant that cannot be ignored at all.

"This is the live broadcast." The leader glanced at the live broadcast room, and said with a smile: "You young people are very quick-witted, Jianghe Town really didn't have any vitality before, and since you came, everyone's life is getting better and better. Now you have caught the fugitive poacher, what a good comrade."

He still didn't forget to say to the screen: "You, Comrade Fan Xiaolu, are very correct—you are called 'Fan', right? I'm not outdated, haha."

Then, in front of a group of people and the audience in the live broadcast room, he solemnly handed the pennant to Lu Keyun amidst the sound of gongs and drums, and patted him on the shoulder: "Keep going, work hard! You are the pride of Jianghe Town!"

As for Lu Keyun not from Jianghe Town at all?

It doesn't matter, people live here now.

After finally seeing off several police comrades and fellow villagers who were so happy that they wanted to set up a floating table, Lu Keyun wanted to laugh but was moved and returned to the camera. After thinking for a long time, he said: "Farming is really good, really."

The audience has already exploded, and they don't care about farming at this time: "Wow, the pennant, the pennant was sent by the police in person!"

Everyone was clamoring for Lu Keyun to show them the pennant again, but Lu Keyun could only take it over and shake it away, and immediately a uniform bullet screen floated across the screen.

"Diligent and brave to lead the whole town out of poverty and become rich, righteous and fearless to fight and escape poaching gangsters. Promising young people!"

——"So, the anchor didn't lie to us at all, that who is really a gangster, he really caught the gangster!"