The daily life of the net red farmhouse
Chapter 89
He Xiaoxiao didn't expect that the slap in the face would come so quickly.
He didn't believe in the story that Lu Keyun made up about the bird tracking poachers all the way to the big city and then to him in order to avenge a companion, and he didn't think that Lu Keyun really had a photographic memory to recognize someone as a wanted criminal.
He felt that Lu Keyun was just bragging, and that "Little Bird Said Early" was his hype partner.
They definitely want to create a self-directed and self-acted hot search to attract traffic.
So He Xiaoxiao thought that he had caught Lu Keyun's black spot and could beat him to death. After all, this kind of hype could not have real evidence.
Who would have thought that it would be so unlucky, he had just played the rhythm in the live broadcast room for a short time, and the police actually came to deliver the pennant in person?
At this time, the idiots in the live broadcast room had already started to crazily laugh at the gangster.
"Hahahaha slaps in the face come too fast like a tornado, Gang Jing thought that everyone likes to make up stories like him, did you see, 'hard work and bravery lead the whole town to get rid of poverty and become rich, justice is fearless and witty fights to escape poaching gangsters. Promising youth'!"
"Wow, little brother Lu is really amazing. I must have been too scared to walk when I saw the gangster."
"It also helps the villagers get rid of poverty and become rich, which is great."
"Come out and match the line! If you have anything else to make up, quickly make it up for the Lord to have fun."
"That's right."
Lu Keyun was still ashamed of such a big gong and drum battle, and waved his hands blushing: "Forget it, I was actually a coincidence at the time. Who would have thought that a strange fan would be a fugitive? It's all luck. If this story changes If I come to listen to it, I certainly won’t believe it.”
Everyone changed the subject and began to praise Lu Keyun for his kindness.
A female fan even used an emoji to say emotionally: "The anchor is really kind-hearted, you are a pure and kind little angel!"
...Lu Keyun trembled, don't be like this, I'm just a normal straight man, really.
Others asked him to talk about the specific details of "wisdom against gangsters".
Here, where did the specific details come from? The details are that Bai Hexian took out a sack and beat him up and carried him to the police station, but this can be said directly, obviously not.
Lu Keyun could only pretend to be modest and make up a few random sentences, trying to highlight the gangster's stupidity and his own luck, coincidence, it's all coincidence.
He Xiaoxiao became more and more angry as he listened, and suddenly jumped out to speak: "Don't think that you can use it as evidence if you hire a few people to put on uniforms and send a pennant. Anyone can buy this kind of clothes and pennants online. Besides, what There are serious police officers sending silk banners and bringing a group of country bumpkins to beat gongs and drums, your acting is too fake!"
As a result, as soon as he typed out this string of characters, it was quickly overwritten by several other barrages.
"Go and see, the official account of the Huacheng Police has issued a police report. The content of the report is about Brother Lu's case of fighting poachers and smugglers. He also uploaded a photo of sending a pennant. Our anchor looks good in the photo too! It's the one behind The Gong and Drum Team is a little happy hahahaha."
When everyone heard the news and looked at it, it was indeed a notice issued by the police official account. The white characters on the blue background were very eye-catching, and there was a photo of sending a pennant on the back.
All the viewers were immediately proud. As followers of the anchor, an excellent anchor means that they also have excellent taste, okay? Even watching the live broadcast is full of positive, healthy and uplifting content!
Awesome.
As for He Xiaoxiao who was slapped in the face again?No one cares about this rhythm master anymore. Every time he utters a word, he is immediately slapped in the face. Life is tragic enough.
Even feel a little sympathetic.
It's not good to fight against anyone. You have to fight against Lu Keyun. Just look at the appearance of this anchor and the appearance of the cohabitant, you will know him, not easy to mess with!
He Xiaoxiao was sitting in front of the computer in a daze at this time, and the police report on the case was on the screen in front of him. His face was full of bewilderment and he kept talking to himself.
"Impossible, how could it be true, how could it not be hype, impossible, this is absolutely impossible."
"Does it mean that to be an Internet celebrity anchor, you must have the strength to fight gangsters bravely? No, I don't believe it."
"By the way! This official account must be fake too! Otherwise, he would have been bribed by that guy long ago, and he would join in the hype! I must expose him!" So he cheered up again, widened his eyes and started looking for clues that didn't exist.
It can be seen that there are reasons for the stickman's obsession.
They only believe in what they believe in, and they don't believe that they are not popular because the content is not good enough. They just think that someone must have played tricks, there is a shady scene, and it is unfair.
The "Wang Xiaoming" incident passed quickly.
There was an official report on the case and a pennant sent by the leader himself. Although there were still some discordant voices saying that Lu Keyun was hyping up, most people didn't believe it, and let them make trouble like clowns. Gradually, these people There was no sound.
And although Lu Keyun has become a promising young man recognized by everyone as an environmental protection fighter, his life has not changed much. He is still farming, selling vegetables, and doing live broadcasts to amuse the small animals and little monsters in the yard.
Since Bai Hexian had Daimaomao, now he has to hug the cat when taking a nap by the small pond, one black, one white, one fairy-like, and the other cute. From a distance, it looks very harmonious like a Tai Chi picture.
Even the freshest shrimp in the pond is willing to be peeled and eaten by Dai Maomao. If this cat is wise, he will definitely feel that he has reached the pinnacle of feline life.
Bai Dabai Er and Bai San were envious, they "cuckoo" and "cuckoo" all day long, probably complaining that their ancestors had never been so gentle to them, and their lives were not as good as cats.
However, Lu Keyun felt that this was completely due to Bai Hexian's different expectations for them.
Judging from the fact that this crane beauty drives the three cranes to practice every day, he absolutely hopes that these "nephews of grandnephews and grandnephews of unknown generations" can become successful in cultivation and transform into human form as soon as possible, but he absolutely does not think about it. Train Dai Mao Mao into a cat demon.
...I probably didn't think about it.
Lu Keyun remembered the last time the field mouse spirit cried and told him not to touch him or else Bai Hexian wouldn't teach him how to practice, and suddenly became uncertain.
Maybe Bai Hexian has this hobby of being a teacher everywhere.
Forget it, it's useless for him to think about it, besides, there are already all kinds of monsters in this yard, so what if there is one more cat monster.One sheep is driven, but two sheep are herded.
And the problem now is not about cat monsters or not, but this weird weather.
That's right, it's already July, but it still hasn't rained in Jianghe Town.
Not only was there not a drop of rain in the countryside, but there was no sign of cumulonimbus clouds in Jianghe Town or even the entire Huacheng. trace.
Gradually, weather reports, news, and hot searches on the Internet all began to report on the severe drought that hit the world.
That's right, it's not just Huacheng. The whole world hasn't had much rain since the beginning of summer this year. Even if there are a few drops occasionally, it can't alleviate the drought at all, and it has turned into a silent catastrophe.
People are panicking, and everyone is discussing when the drought will end and where the first heavy rain will fall.
The farmers looked at the crops in the field with heartache, but there was nothing they could do.
They have exhausted all means to divert and carry water to irrigate the fields, but the crops are still gradually wilting under the strong sunlight, looking listless as if they will wither tomorrow.
If this continues, the drought will be followed by a poor harvest.
Food is the most important thing for the people. Without food, people's hearts will be in turmoil.
Let's just say that now, there have been many violent incidents in various places, life is difficult, everyone is angry, and it is inevitable to be impulsive.
This drought even affected Lu Keyun's farm.
When it didn't rain at first, Lu Keyun didn't have a particularly deep understanding of drought because there were Bai Hexian farming at home and a bunch of monsters living in the yard.
However, as the severe drought continued, not to mention humans, even little monsters with weak cultivation began to lose their spirits.
The springs and mountain streams in the mountains have all dried up. Fortunately, the fish have become fine and can live without water, but the ordinary small fish, shrimps and crabs in the stream are not so lucky, and they have nowhere to escape. Drought, can only lie on the bottom of the increasingly hot river waiting to die.
The pufferfish has lived here for a while, and he has some feelings for the little life in this stream. Besides, he also wants to eat, what will he eat if he is dead.
So he secretly took those fish and shrimps and threw them into the pond of Lu Keyun's house.
This time, Bai Hexian also found Yu Baibai, but maybe he didn't bully him because the broken fish came to give him a "tribute", and gave him a look of "you are interested".
Yu Baibai: ...I'm not, I don't, those are actually what I want to eat.
However, the water level of Lu Keyun's small pond has gradually dropped, and the town has also begun to restrict the use of natural water, and the water is often cut off when there is nothing to do. Generally speaking, it is very bad.
He didn't believe in the story that Lu Keyun made up about the bird tracking poachers all the way to the big city and then to him in order to avenge a companion, and he didn't think that Lu Keyun really had a photographic memory to recognize someone as a wanted criminal.
He felt that Lu Keyun was just bragging, and that "Little Bird Said Early" was his hype partner.
They definitely want to create a self-directed and self-acted hot search to attract traffic.
So He Xiaoxiao thought that he had caught Lu Keyun's black spot and could beat him to death. After all, this kind of hype could not have real evidence.
Who would have thought that it would be so unlucky, he had just played the rhythm in the live broadcast room for a short time, and the police actually came to deliver the pennant in person?
At this time, the idiots in the live broadcast room had already started to crazily laugh at the gangster.
"Hahahaha slaps in the face come too fast like a tornado, Gang Jing thought that everyone likes to make up stories like him, did you see, 'hard work and bravery lead the whole town to get rid of poverty and become rich, justice is fearless and witty fights to escape poaching gangsters. Promising youth'!"
"Wow, little brother Lu is really amazing. I must have been too scared to walk when I saw the gangster."
"It also helps the villagers get rid of poverty and become rich, which is great."
"Come out and match the line! If you have anything else to make up, quickly make it up for the Lord to have fun."
"That's right."
Lu Keyun was still ashamed of such a big gong and drum battle, and waved his hands blushing: "Forget it, I was actually a coincidence at the time. Who would have thought that a strange fan would be a fugitive? It's all luck. If this story changes If I come to listen to it, I certainly won’t believe it.”
Everyone changed the subject and began to praise Lu Keyun for his kindness.
A female fan even used an emoji to say emotionally: "The anchor is really kind-hearted, you are a pure and kind little angel!"
...Lu Keyun trembled, don't be like this, I'm just a normal straight man, really.
Others asked him to talk about the specific details of "wisdom against gangsters".
Here, where did the specific details come from? The details are that Bai Hexian took out a sack and beat him up and carried him to the police station, but this can be said directly, obviously not.
Lu Keyun could only pretend to be modest and make up a few random sentences, trying to highlight the gangster's stupidity and his own luck, coincidence, it's all coincidence.
He Xiaoxiao became more and more angry as he listened, and suddenly jumped out to speak: "Don't think that you can use it as evidence if you hire a few people to put on uniforms and send a pennant. Anyone can buy this kind of clothes and pennants online. Besides, what There are serious police officers sending silk banners and bringing a group of country bumpkins to beat gongs and drums, your acting is too fake!"
As a result, as soon as he typed out this string of characters, it was quickly overwritten by several other barrages.
"Go and see, the official account of the Huacheng Police has issued a police report. The content of the report is about Brother Lu's case of fighting poachers and smugglers. He also uploaded a photo of sending a pennant. Our anchor looks good in the photo too! It's the one behind The Gong and Drum Team is a little happy hahahaha."
When everyone heard the news and looked at it, it was indeed a notice issued by the police official account. The white characters on the blue background were very eye-catching, and there was a photo of sending a pennant on the back.
All the viewers were immediately proud. As followers of the anchor, an excellent anchor means that they also have excellent taste, okay? Even watching the live broadcast is full of positive, healthy and uplifting content!
Awesome.
As for He Xiaoxiao who was slapped in the face again?No one cares about this rhythm master anymore. Every time he utters a word, he is immediately slapped in the face. Life is tragic enough.
Even feel a little sympathetic.
It's not good to fight against anyone. You have to fight against Lu Keyun. Just look at the appearance of this anchor and the appearance of the cohabitant, you will know him, not easy to mess with!
He Xiaoxiao was sitting in front of the computer in a daze at this time, and the police report on the case was on the screen in front of him. His face was full of bewilderment and he kept talking to himself.
"Impossible, how could it be true, how could it not be hype, impossible, this is absolutely impossible."
"Does it mean that to be an Internet celebrity anchor, you must have the strength to fight gangsters bravely? No, I don't believe it."
"By the way! This official account must be fake too! Otherwise, he would have been bribed by that guy long ago, and he would join in the hype! I must expose him!" So he cheered up again, widened his eyes and started looking for clues that didn't exist.
It can be seen that there are reasons for the stickman's obsession.
They only believe in what they believe in, and they don't believe that they are not popular because the content is not good enough. They just think that someone must have played tricks, there is a shady scene, and it is unfair.
The "Wang Xiaoming" incident passed quickly.
There was an official report on the case and a pennant sent by the leader himself. Although there were still some discordant voices saying that Lu Keyun was hyping up, most people didn't believe it, and let them make trouble like clowns. Gradually, these people There was no sound.
And although Lu Keyun has become a promising young man recognized by everyone as an environmental protection fighter, his life has not changed much. He is still farming, selling vegetables, and doing live broadcasts to amuse the small animals and little monsters in the yard.
Since Bai Hexian had Daimaomao, now he has to hug the cat when taking a nap by the small pond, one black, one white, one fairy-like, and the other cute. From a distance, it looks very harmonious like a Tai Chi picture.
Even the freshest shrimp in the pond is willing to be peeled and eaten by Dai Maomao. If this cat is wise, he will definitely feel that he has reached the pinnacle of feline life.
Bai Dabai Er and Bai San were envious, they "cuckoo" and "cuckoo" all day long, probably complaining that their ancestors had never been so gentle to them, and their lives were not as good as cats.
However, Lu Keyun felt that this was completely due to Bai Hexian's different expectations for them.
Judging from the fact that this crane beauty drives the three cranes to practice every day, he absolutely hopes that these "nephews of grandnephews and grandnephews of unknown generations" can become successful in cultivation and transform into human form as soon as possible, but he absolutely does not think about it. Train Dai Mao Mao into a cat demon.
...I probably didn't think about it.
Lu Keyun remembered the last time the field mouse spirit cried and told him not to touch him or else Bai Hexian wouldn't teach him how to practice, and suddenly became uncertain.
Maybe Bai Hexian has this hobby of being a teacher everywhere.
Forget it, it's useless for him to think about it, besides, there are already all kinds of monsters in this yard, so what if there is one more cat monster.One sheep is driven, but two sheep are herded.
And the problem now is not about cat monsters or not, but this weird weather.
That's right, it's already July, but it still hasn't rained in Jianghe Town.
Not only was there not a drop of rain in the countryside, but there was no sign of cumulonimbus clouds in Jianghe Town or even the entire Huacheng. trace.
Gradually, weather reports, news, and hot searches on the Internet all began to report on the severe drought that hit the world.
That's right, it's not just Huacheng. The whole world hasn't had much rain since the beginning of summer this year. Even if there are a few drops occasionally, it can't alleviate the drought at all, and it has turned into a silent catastrophe.
People are panicking, and everyone is discussing when the drought will end and where the first heavy rain will fall.
The farmers looked at the crops in the field with heartache, but there was nothing they could do.
They have exhausted all means to divert and carry water to irrigate the fields, but the crops are still gradually wilting under the strong sunlight, looking listless as if they will wither tomorrow.
If this continues, the drought will be followed by a poor harvest.
Food is the most important thing for the people. Without food, people's hearts will be in turmoil.
Let's just say that now, there have been many violent incidents in various places, life is difficult, everyone is angry, and it is inevitable to be impulsive.
This drought even affected Lu Keyun's farm.
When it didn't rain at first, Lu Keyun didn't have a particularly deep understanding of drought because there were Bai Hexian farming at home and a bunch of monsters living in the yard.
However, as the severe drought continued, not to mention humans, even little monsters with weak cultivation began to lose their spirits.
The springs and mountain streams in the mountains have all dried up. Fortunately, the fish have become fine and can live without water, but the ordinary small fish, shrimps and crabs in the stream are not so lucky, and they have nowhere to escape. Drought, can only lie on the bottom of the increasingly hot river waiting to die.
The pufferfish has lived here for a while, and he has some feelings for the little life in this stream. Besides, he also wants to eat, what will he eat if he is dead.
So he secretly took those fish and shrimps and threw them into the pond of Lu Keyun's house.
This time, Bai Hexian also found Yu Baibai, but maybe he didn't bully him because the broken fish came to give him a "tribute", and gave him a look of "you are interested".
Yu Baibai: ...I'm not, I don't, those are actually what I want to eat.
However, the water level of Lu Keyun's small pond has gradually dropped, and the town has also begun to restrict the use of natural water, and the water is often cut off when there is nothing to do. Generally speaking, it is very bad.
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