The daily life of the net red farmhouse

Lu Keyun tried his best to argue, no, explain: "Xianjun, think about it, Huhu is actually similar to Aunt Xue, right? Aunt Xue helps us grow vegetables, and Huhu raises chickens for us. It is purely on the road of common prosperity. buddy!"

"Almost?" Bai Hexian looked coolly at the direction in which the vixen was escaping: "Does Aunt Xue dare to steal the chicken or provoke me?"

Lu Keyun coughed a few times, and made gestures: "Well, about stealing chickens, how can the chickens I raise be called stealing, she just gets paid - well, Aunt Xue also eats carrots and vegetables from the field. "

He paused, and reminded Bai Hexian in a low voice: "Don't you also like her chicken the most... You can drink several pots of chicken soup every time."

Bai Hexian was very depressed: "I thought you raised the chicken!"

If he had known that those fat chickens with twice as delicious taste were raised by that nasty six-tailed fox demon, he would definitely!He must!

Drink a few more pots.

Well, who has trouble with delicious food, right?

There is a saying among human beings, "Eat people's mouths are short, and others' hands are soft." Obviously, this sentence does not work in the world of monsters. Although Bai Hexian still wants to eat fat chickens raised by Huhu, he still expresses his determination confidently. The six-tailed demon fox is not allowed to have any "improper dealings" with the human being at home, and he was caught and beaten.

... Lu Keyun sighed, really there is no improper relationship, okay, they really only love to discuss chicken raising technology when they ask themselves.

Wait, "catch and hit" means that Bai Hexian will turn a blind eye as long as he is not exposed?

Oh, it turns out that the subtext is this.

Textbook-level tsundere.

Lu Keyun suddenly smiled "hehe", and blinked at Bai Hexian: "Understood, Xianjun, do you want chicken soup tonight? I'll go grab two of the fattest chickens and stew them right away!"

By the way, I almost forgot the original purpose.

He tried to "make an inch of it", and tugged on Bai Hexian's sleeve: "Then I will hand over this Guanguan bird to Xianjun? It's not good to disturb the neighbors every day, right?"

Bai Hexian rolled her beautiful eyes and replied impatiently: "They won't hear it anymore!"

The world is so unfair, beauties are beautiful even if they roll their eyes.

In fact, when Lu Keyun came to complain just now, he had already set up a silence barrier outside the farm, ensuring that as long as he was outside the yard, no one would hear the artful cursing calls again.

As for the courtyard...

This dull human must not realize that he has never heard any noise when he sleeps at night, and he may think that his sleep quality is too good. Hey, they are so touching that they do good deeds without leaving a name.

Lu Keyun didn't know Bai Hexian's complicated and subtle psychological activities, after hearing what he said, he let go of one important matter and went back to do what he should do.

During the last live broadcast, everyone watched the barrage call for help from the gift-throwing maniac "Little Bird Said Early", and they were very concerned about the follow-up development. They were still waiting for Lu Keyun to live broadcast a one-day tour of the lucky viewer's farm for them.

It's a pity that Comrade "Wang Xiaoming" never set foot on the land of the farm. Instead, he was hit by the double iron fists of monsters and justice.

During the live broadcast that day, Lu Keyun briefly talked about Wang Xiaoming.

Of course, why did Bai Hexian find the demon grudge in the private message photo? That strange bird is actually the ancient spirit bird Guan Guan. It is absolutely forbidden to tell the information, so in the mouth of the Internet celebrity anchor, the story has become another look.

Lu Keyun said that the strange bird was just an ordinary turtledove, but he witnessed the scene where the ferocious poacher "Wang Xiaoming" hunted and killed its kind, and probably followed him to the city for the purpose of avenging his companions, and shit on his bed every day.

As for swearing in Mandarin, it was all the hallucinations of "Wang Xiaoming"'s guilty conscience. In fact, the bird just sang loudly every day to keep him from sleeping.

What happened next was even more bizarre.

Lu Keyun said that after he received "Wang Xiaoming" at the station, he wanted to take him back to the farm, but the bird followed him and pecked "Wang Xiaoming" with all his strength, which made Lu Keyun suddenly realize that this netizen looked a bit like before. When I saw the wanted criminal, I reported it, and the police took it to investigate, and it turned out to be a poacher and smuggler.

"So, in fact, I just reported it to the police. The main credit should go to the little bird who chased the criminal all the way to avenge his companion." Lu Keyun took a sip of tea and said calmly.

"The 66666666 anchor is too awesome. He actually remembers the photos of the wanted criminals. If I am blind, I will definitely not be able to see them face to face all afternoon."

"Oh my god! Poachers have guns! He even smuggled! It's too scary, we Xiaolu are not injured."

"Xiao Lu, don't take such risks next time, my mother is distressed."

"It's really risky to make friends on the Internet, so be cautious. Watching farming in the same live broadcast room, who would have thought that behind the sand sculpture netizen is a murderous and desperado, it's a shame!"

"Does anyone care about that bird? In order to avenge the death of his companion, he just followed the poachers from the deep mountains and old forests to the city. He defied all odds and shit on his head every day, and even followed the anchor to their town. What kind of perseverance! Hero bird!"

"Wooooow, I just feel sad. It hates him so much. Among the killed birds must be its parents and love birds. Now it is the only bird left, woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo where where it was "

"Yeah, I feel so distressed, such a spiritual bird. The poachers are so hateful!"

Looking at the barrage on the screen, Lu Keyun put down his teacup, feeling complicated.

These sentimental, thoughtful, delicate and talented fans have already begun to write for that bird a journey of vengeance that shakes heaven and earth, weeps ghosts and gods, is extremely sinister, love-hate, and love-hate. Swearing and treating people as their own kind.

... It can be seen that the truth is often not as beautiful as imagined.

However, in the end, Guan Guan really scolded "Wang Xiaoming" every day because he felt that he was not a good person. Even if the audience guessed half of it right, at least they don't need to puncture their good imagination.

At this time, someone asked: "Brother Lu, where did that bird go? Now that the poachers have been arrested, can it find its way home after taking revenge? Besides, it has no companions when it goes back... so poor."

so poor.

so poor.

Lu Keyun almost couldn't control his expression, thinking that there is no one who is not pitiful as long as it is pitiful, it eats and drinks every day, and is always standing in the yard cursing, and the scolding has alarmed the uncles and aunts from all over the world They came to persuade him not to quarrel with his cohabitants.

Obviously very happy.

However, Lu Keyun can't broadcast Guan Guanniao's swearing art live, otherwise he might say goodbye to the audience in this live broadcast room, so he had to say that the bird flew away by itself after he brought it back for a few days, and it should be looking for a new one. companion.

"Ah, may it get love and freedom, the anchor is a good person, let us pray for the hero bird!"

To pray for the birds is to pray for the birds, can you not send a good person card to the anchor first, Lu Keyun wonders what is the use of this card, whether it can be eaten or worn.

Fortunately, after these "distressed hero bird" bullet screens passed, the topic in the live broadcast room gradually returned to the theme of "Lu Keyun wisely captures the brutal poacher". "Early, early" might as well give them the quota to go to the farm.

At least they abide by the law and love nature, and they will never do anything shameless to go to the anchor's house for a day trip.

Lu Keyun felt that these people were still too naive, if they were ordinary audiences, Bai Hexian would not let them come at all - of course, it goes without saying, it would be good to let everyone keep some illusions.

Everyone, you have a barrage and I have a barrage discussion, and the discussion is harmonious. Although the words of the barbarian arrived late, they floated out faintly.

"You believe everything this black-hearted anchor said. He said it was a poacher or a poacher? He said he called the police? Maybe he has already murdered the audience who traveled all the way, and made up stories to lie to you!"

After this line passed by, the screen suddenly went blank for a few seconds, and there was almost no speech.

then.

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"Now the gangsters are getting more and more brainless. Do you think the anchor looks stupid? Murdering the other party when so many people know that 'Little Bird Said Early' went to him, I can't wait to go to jail La?"

"That is, does this person have a misunderstanding of the police's ability to solve cases, and can find clues to any weird unsolved cases, let alone this in broad daylight?"

"Whoever buys the navy doesn't know how to buy one with a better brain. It's immoral."

Lu Keyun also didn't know whether to laugh or cry. In fact, he thought the same way when he first saw the barrage, but before he could refute it himself, the wise netizens had already turned on the crazy mocking mode.

The main body of Gangjing is He Xiaoxiao, the anchor who reported Bai Hexian secretly raising national protected animals last time, and almost vomited blood again.