The daily life of the net red farmhouse

Lu Keyun didn't quite understand why Bai Hexian brought back Guanguanniao. After all, he never took the initiative to bring other small animals and monsters home—except for Dai Maomao. All the big monsters are sprouted by it.

If it were said that this scolding and sneaky strange bird was as cute as a briquette milk cat, and that Bai Hexian fell in love at first sight, Lu Keyun would not believe it even if he was beaten to death.

Because Guan Guan has been "swearing" on the tree in the yard all day since he came, even the always noisy sparrow spirit was frightened by its noisy level, but talked a lot less.

If that crane demon really thought it was so cute, he would doubt his life.

Although Lu Keyun has "doubted his life" many times since he resigned from the big city and came to Jianghe Town, he should continue to doubt. Arranged clearly!

Fortunately, Bai Hexian gave the reason soon: "Recently, the world is a bit strange, I have some things to confirm with it, first let it live here for a few days, and then make arrangements according to the situation."

Although even human cubs already know common sense such as "the earth is round", "the universe is outside the atmosphere", and "we are in the Milky Way", these monsters are still used to talking about "the world" .

Ahem, I am getting older, and my thinking is relatively backward, so there is no need to worry about being behind for thousands of years.

So Lu Keyun still cared more about another meaning in the other party's words: "What does strange mean?"

Except that the weather is getting hotter and it doesn't rain, he doesn't find anything unusual in life.

Moreover, climate anomalies are not a strange thing. Who doesn’t know the greenhouse effect—since the industrial revolution brought the development of human society into a new stage, the amount of heat-absorbing greenhouse gases like carbon dioxide emitted into the atmosphere by everyone in production and life has been increasing year by year. For many years, the earth under the protection of the atmosphere is like a glass greenhouse. When the heat absorbed is greater than the heat dissipated, the temperature will naturally increase year by year.

Very reasonable and perfectly logical.

Bai Hexian pondered for a moment, shook his head, and did not immediately explain to Lu Keyun: "We can't confirm the specific situation yet, we have to look again. Anyway, be careful yourself, call me if you want to go out, and don't act alone."

what!

Lu Keyun felt that the beautiful crane in front of him was really different from before. He thought that when they first lived together, the crane was on strike and refused to farm, leaving him to walk alone on the country road in the middle of the night.

It was during those few days that he met Aunt Xue. At that time, the weak and helpless terrified humans thought they were going to be eaten by monsters, so they were almost scared stupid.

And that time when he went up the mountain to look for the little star, Bai Hexian was also obsessed with live broadcasting and refused to go out. Fortunately, he finally met Hu Hu and went up the mountain together to find the child at Yubaiba... Why Bai Hexian's face is getting uglier and uglier ?

Forget about the past and don't mention it, so Lu Keyun obediently agreed to Bai Hexian's advice, and the other party's face changed from cloudy to sunny.

Speaking of which, I haven't seen Hu Hu for a few days, and I don't know what the six-tailed fox demon is doing, so he is reluctant to come and "steal" the fat chicken she is thinking of?

Lu Keyun hadn't finished turning this thought in his head, when he immediately heard a loud "cracking" sound from the backyard, and Bai Hexian's furious shout: "Yaohu, where are you going! Put the chicken down!"

——Say the fox demon, the fox demon arrives.

When Lu Keyun rushed to the backyard, he saw only a group of fiery red afterimages passing by, and there were several pitiful chicken crows in the afterimage.

After Hu Hu said, "Xiao Lu, I didn't take much of my share these days, I took it away" and left in a hurry, neither one person nor the fox could meet each other in a hurry.

On the other hand, Bai Hexian, who was furious, had written all over his face that he was going to rush up to catch the fox demon and beat him up, but was stopped by Lu Keyun: "Big brother, forget it, big brother, calm down, big brother, because she accompanied me up the mountain in the middle of the night last time." , let's not care about this, okay?"

Bai Hexian became even more depressed, and even asked him a little aggrieved: "You still care about me not accompanying you to find someone that day, aren't you? You are stingy!"

...The power of association is too rich, who is stingy after all?

The sparrows, who were eating melons and watching operas, stood on Mengping's head and flapped their wings in fear of chaos, cheering: "Arguing, arguing, watch Xiaolu die!"

Lu Keyun suddenly felt that he really hoped that Guan Guanniao would come and scold Sparrow Jing and Mengping, really.

Come on and fill the bird, I am willing to be your strongest backup!

Chickens and dogs jump.

Ever since the crazy Erha, who was especially capable of tearing down houses, was physically sanctioned by Bai Hexian, Lu Keyun hadn't experienced such a headache scene for a long time, but the culprit who caused this chaotic scene, the six-tailed fox, had already disappeared without a trace no trace.

Although he had a premonition that Bai Hexian would find out about their secret cooperation in raising chickens sooner or later, but he didn't expect that the cooperation in raising chickens had not happened yet, and they had already made a fuss because of Hu Hu's blatant "stealing chickens".

Lu Keyun pressed his forehead, and just about to say something, Guan Guanniao really came to join in the fun.

Of course, its way to join in the fun is...flying over and scolding all the people and demons in front of it with great enthusiasm. A big show.

——Lu Keyun wants to cry but has no tears.

If others hear it and think their house is in chaos, I am no longer your strong backing, Guan Guan, please shut up.

If Guan Guan knew what Lu Keyun was thinking before and now, he would definitely lament that human beings can turn their faces faster than turning a book, but it is a pity that it does not have such magical powers, so it continues to perform the newly learned jokes recently.

"What do you mean that half of your heart is filled with the world and half with me and half with her. Is your heart a hot pot Jiugongge so you can pretend?! Hot pot can also cook vegetables, but you will only emit oil!"

Ok?

Why does it feel that the painting style of this bird's cursing is not quite right, Bai Hexian must have watched some thunder dramas that he shouldn't have watched!

Lu Keyun was once again convinced that Lei Ju was really killing birds.

But in this way, Lu Keyun can at least divert Bai Hexian's attention, so that he won't worry about anything petty or stingy: "Xianjun, can you make him stop being so enthusiastic?"

This enthusiasm is hard to bear.

In the end, before Bai Hexian could react, someone knocked on the door outside, and there were shouts from enthusiastic folks, elders, aunts and aunts.

"Xiao Lu, Xiao Bai, why are you arguing at home on such a sunny day? Stop quarreling, young people fight at the head of the bed and at the end of the bed, ah bah, no, fighting outside the house and fighting at the house, there is nothing wrong with it. !"

"That's right, young people shouldn't be so angry, they are all good boys, they live in a place where you can't look up and look down, there's nothing you can't get over!"

"Don't scold so badly when you quarrel, it's not good!"

"That's right, peace is the most important thing, you know, peace is the most important thing."

Lu Keyun went to open the door, dumbfounded, and he couldn't say that there was a spirit bird that called out swearing at home. He could only admit that he and Bai Hexian had a little quarrel, and obediently expressed that he would be obedient and peace was the most important thing, and he would make peace with Bai Hexian when he turned around. good.

The folks and neighbors just left.

However, in the next few days, Guan Guanniao was still happily swearing at people every day, with more and more vocabulary, and the uncles and aunts came several times, helpless Lu Keyun could only ask Bai Hexian if there was any way to make Guan Guan quiet.

After all, it's not a problem in the long run.

Bai Hexian stared at him with inexplicable resentment: "If you picked up a vixen back then, wouldn't you be happier?"

"How is that possible!" Lu Keyun immediately denied: "If it was a vixen, I would definitely send it to the veterinary hospital immediately. She even stole my chicken, and messed around with Mengping. She is completely incomparable with Xianjun."

This straight man who has never been good at coaxing people even made a strange mistake: "Comparing you is an insult to Xianjun, Xianjun is unique!"

"Really?"

"Absolutely true!"

"Then there is no shady affair between you and that vixen, is there any secret meeting?"

"..." A private meeting is a private meeting, but the private meeting is entirely for business, and there is no strange intention at all, okay?

However, Lu Keyun suddenly realized that this might be a good opportunity to explain to Bai Hexian the matter of cooperating with Huhu in raising chickens, so he hurriedly said this and that, and swore sincerely that he and Huhu were really just partners in raising chickens. Other than that there is nothing to do.

Bai Hexian: I really believed in your evil.