The daily life of the net red farmhouse

"This is not a good stubble." Bai Hexian stomped on the sack with his toes in disgust: "He has a lot of blood on his hands, and he still has a weak demon grudge. He killed a demon before."

When he said these words, the thousand-year-old monster was obviously in a very anxious mood.

Lu Keyun was shocked.

He thought about many reasons, but he never thought that this "Wang Xiaoming" could actually kill demons.

Common sense formed by people watching various TV series, movies, anime and novels is that monks and priests can subdue demons, and they are generally positive characters. Masters are all for justice, and monsters are evil and want to kill and eat people. To destroy the world, even if there is a villain who uses monsters, at least he has a convincing identity.

Like Wang Xiaoming... no matter how you look at it, he is an ordinary worker who works [-] to [-] in the city.

Although it is said that people are not face-to-face, but for the sake of being fooled and beaten by Bai Hexian, he does not look like a master at all - he even calls Lu Keyun "Master" one by one.

Bai Hexian seemed to know what Lu Keyun was thinking, and reminded him: "Don't think too much about monsters, some weak monsters are far from being human opponents, think about Aunt Xue, and that vole spirit in the field."

Lu Keyun suddenly realized, yes, Aunt Xue trembled when she saw everything, and vole spirits would never do anything else except eat, even if they were caught by ordinary people and caught cooking hot pot, it would not be unimaginable.

"Then the 'ghost resentment' you mentioned is evidence that he killed a monster?"

Bai Hexian nodded: "If a weak monster is killed innocently, it will leave a resentment on the monster killer. Other monsters will feel the resentment, and they will know that this person has evil intentions. The weak monster can avoid it in advance, and the strong—— —As long as it is convenient, I will help revenge."

And this man named "Wang Xiaoming", I don't know whether he is lucky or unlucky, just bumped into Bai Hexian.

It turned out to be the case.

In this way, one problem is solved, but there are more problems coming up.

Lu Keyun pointed to the strange bird: "Is this also a monster? Does he want to avenge his companion? But since Wang Xiaoming dared to kill the monster, why couldn't he kill it directly."

After all, this bird demon seems to just shit on Wang Xiaoming and curse at others, it can't do anything more, Wang Xiaoming is so cruel, but he will be scolded and run away, even asking for help from the Internet celebrity anchor who doesn't know the details, think carefully It's strange to think.

Bai Hexian glanced at the bird, but his expression became a little strange, and he said in a subtle tone, "It's not a monster...it's not cursing, it just, um, treats this thing as its own kind."

???

So the love of this kind of bird for the same kind is to scold each other crazily, but it really has an attitude.

After Bai Hexian's careful explanation, Lu Keyun finally figured out who Wang Xiaoming is and the reason why Bai Hexian meddled in this time.

I really didn't expect it. I didn't expect that not long ago, investigators came to his house and suspected that he hunted and raised national protected animals. Only two days later, they bumped into a real desperado who hunted national protected animals.

That's right, this ordinary urban wage earner who calls himself "Wang Xiaoming" but whose real name is unknown is secretly an outlaw who engages in poaching and smuggling. He specializes in hunting all kinds of rare birds for sale and makes money. It's all the blood of Bai Hexian's fellows.

After all, his prototype is a white crane, and a white crane is a kind of bird. All the birds in the world can naturally be regarded as his kind.

Not to mention that this guy also killed the demon and got the demon's resentment.

After being intimidated by Bai Hexian's eyes and fists, and Lu Keyun interjecting to make up for it, Wang Xiaoming, who had been beaten so hard that he couldn't jump around, admitted his illegal deeds of secretly hunting and poaching rare birds, but he did not show any respect for his killing of monsters. Very dazed.

What, there are monsters in this world?He has no idea.

Lu Keyun and Bai Hexian finally found out that Wang Xiaoming might just be a "simple" poacher, who really didn't know that he had killed monsters.

"Maybe, it's just a little monster with some monster power. Not long after birth or not too long ago, this person doesn't know it's a monster at all. He just hunted and killed it as an ordinary bird." In the end, Bai Hexian could only come up with this in conclusion.

It's no wonder that the monster's grievance is also weak and almost non-existent. If he hadn't cared so much about the monster's monster's grievance, he might not have even discovered it that day.

"What should I do now?" Knowing that Wang Xiaoming is not a good person at all, Lu Keyun didn't think there was any problem with Bai Hexian beating him up in a sack, but what to do after the beating, should he just wipe out this villain?

But this will attract the attention of the police.

It would be great if Bai Hexian could agree to hand over this guy to the police, Lu Keyun was thinking so, when he heard Bai Hexian answer with some surprise: "What else can I do, send it to the police station of your human beings—let the human beings take a good look at it." This guy's ugly face!"

Well, although the thought process is different, at least the ending is the same.

On that day, the scene of Lu Keyun and Bai Hexian walking into the Forest Public Security Bureau with sacks was impressive.

How should I put it, the main reason is that Bai Hexian's murderous expression made people think that some criminal came directly in front of the police, which made several police officers on duty nervous for a while, quietly holding the gun in the palm of their hand inside.

Fortunately, Lu Keyun immediately explained the reason for his visit, and everyone's expressions eased, and they had time to see the horrible "Wang Xiaoming" in the sack.

After investigation, the Forest Public Security Bureau quickly grasped all the illegal situations of the poacher and smuggler with the pseudonym "Wang Xiaoming" and real name "Wang XX", and confirmed that Lu Keyun and Bai Hexian did not report false cases.

Of course, since it is a heroic fight against criminals, the beating of Wang XX cannot be called beating, but should be called bravery, not only not punished, but also rewarded.

Speaking of which, although Lu Keyun already knew that "Wang Xiaoming" was covered with the blood of rare birds, but after the case was announced, he realized that he had still underestimated the extent of Wang Xiaoming's crimes. This is simply...

It is simply a meat grinder for cherishing birds, full of evil.

He even attempted to kill, because some villagers found him poaching and planned to murder those villagers.

Fortunately, before the plan was implemented, he was entangled by the strange bird first, and then fell into a crazy life that could not get rid of the strange bird. Before he had time to do more evil things, he was scolded by the strange bird and bumped into Lu Keyun and Bai Hexian.

From then on, the sinful life will come to an end.

Lu Keyun, who was leisurely watching the news in the villa, sighed, and said to Bai Hexian: "He must have thought that the bird was here to take revenge on him, but he certainly didn't expect that the other party followed him because he thought he was the same kind and wanted to get close to him." scold him."

After sending "Wang Xiaoming" to the Public Security Bureau that day, Bai Hexian took the strange bird back to the farm and let it live temporarily.

Lu Keyun also took this opportunity to find out the situation of the scolding thief and the strange bird.

It turns out that this bird is not a harpy who has become a spirit from an ordinary bird with success in cultivation, but it is not an ordinary bird either, but an ancient spirit bird with spirituality. The group is called "Guan Guan". The voice is naturally like swearing.

In other words, it didn't intend to exhale fragrance, but it was just tweeting?

Listening to all kinds of scolding voices coming from the yard, Lu Keyun always felt a little suspicious: "How can there be such a colorful bird's chirping sound? Spiritual bird, but the ancient bird would not know what is called 'Two-dimensional', it even cursed 'Two-dimensional concentration exceeds the standard'."

Bai Hexian frowned, and gave Lu Keyun a complicated look: "This should be the 'blessing' of that poacher."

???

What TOEFL, this can be TOEFL, then he also IELTS.

It turns out that in the past, although the Guanguan clan's call sounded like a curse, the content was indeed relatively simple. After listening to it for a long time, you could hear that it was indeed a bird call.

But this one...

When it woke up in the mountains, it happened to hear that "Wang Xiaoming" was secretly hunting and killing rare birds in the woods, swearing all kinds of things in his mouth, so he regarded the other party as the same kind and wanted to communicate with him.

So he followed "Wang Xiaoming" all the way to the human city.

The next thing is clear at a glance. Obviously, this ancient spirit bird has been impacted by the modern high-tech new life Internet trend in the big human city-its vocabulary has become richer, and its curses have become more pleasant!

Of course, at this time, it finally realized that "Wang Xiaoming" was not of the same kind, and on the contrary, he was not a good person.

After all, it is a spirit bird. Although it cannot transform into a human form like a monster, it still has a brain, so it began to pester Wang Xiaoming to take revenge on him.

So later when it scolded "Wang Xiaoming", it was really scolding the other party, and the bird feces were also used to "entertain" the poacher. In the end, it really harassed the poacher so much that he had nowhere to escape. After ending the sinful poaching career, I will sing "Tears behind bars" for the rest of my life.

What a big victory for the scolding bird.

"Then it can't scold Wang Xiaoming now, is it scolding us?" Lu Keyun looked complicated.

Bai Hexian's expression became more complicated: "No, it is greeting us."

…After all, no matter how rich the vocabulary is and how much the lexicon evolves, the final voice is still only the smoothest swearing sentences.

It's hard to say.