The daily life of the net red farmhouse

He Xiaoxiao has been jealous of Lu Keyun for a long time.

He can be regarded as a new live broadcaster who debuted at about the same time as Lu Keyun. His selling point is to transform his balcony to grow vegetables.

In fact, there is no particular conflict with Lu Keyun's live broadcast content.

After all, one is real farming, and the other is family ingenuity and technology flow.

However, the bad thing is that Lu Keyun suddenly became popular not long after and became a popular anchor of the live broadcast station, while He Xiaoxiao is still wandering around as a fourth-rate or fifth-rate anchor.

He also has tens of thousands of fans, but it is far inferior to Lu Keyun who is about to have a million fans; he also has some traffic, but he is not at the same level as Lu Keyun.

This is very depressing.

If he wasn't popular at all, he might just let go of this line of work, but his grades are not good, and his income is barely enough to make ends meet. He is unwilling to change careers, and he can't find a way to become popular.

So naturally, she became jealous of Lu Keyun.

In He Xiaoxiao's view, Lu Keyun's rise to fame is simply a joke.

Why?

Watching his live broadcast, there is no rhythm, the content is not interesting, and the taste is not good. Every day, he either farms or picks wild vegetables, kills fish and feeds chickens.

These audiences knew how to look at their faces. After all, didn't Lu Keyun just look a little better, and he even put on a gimmick of the big city elite retreating to the countryside.

Bah, it's all marketing, it's Liren Design!

He Xiaoxiao thinks about it day and night, and the more he thinks about it, the more enraged he becomes, and the more he thinks about it, the more envious he becomes. He doesn't care about his live broadcast, and often goes to Lu Keyun's live broadcast room to find opportunities to pour cold water on the other party.

It may be that Huangtian pays off, and today he really ran into him. This anchor, who pretends to be a kind and gentle little handsome guy, secretly raises national protected animals!

Wow, it really is a scheming one.

This Lu Keyun also opened an online store, selling vegetables, fruits and chicken and duck meat grown by himself, so who knows what kind of meat he sells?

Think about it, what else can you do with breeding white cranes at home, it must be for sale, this hateful criminal!

With a sense of justice, He Xiaoxiao immediately called the staff of the Forestry Protection Bureau and reported this lawless anchor who sold crane meat secretly by repairing plank roads. When he heard that the other party said that he would investigate Lu Keyun immediately, he felt immediately Couldn't be happier.

Hmph, if something like this happens, let's see how you live broadcast and how popular you are.

On the other hand, Lu Keyun didn't know that he had been reported in such a short period of time, and managed to hide the truth from all the audience that they had misunderstood just now, that the three were not white cranes but white geese, and then hurriedly ended the event live streaming.

Very risky.

The three views of hundreds of thousands of viewers were almost reshaped, and he didn't want to be arrested for promoting monsters.

Not long after, Bai Hexian came back—this time in human form.

He Meiren lay down gracefully on the sofa, and signaled Lu Keyun with her eyes to hurry up and cook delicious food, and she must not go back on what she promised just now.

Lu Keyun went to pick up some food and came back, casually asked the crane demon: "Xianjun, what were you doing just now, playing with water?"

Bai Hexian glared at him with a pair of beautiful eyes on the spot, and muttered in his mouth: "What do you know about the crane fairy? You can't call the crane fairy going to the pond to play with water. The crane comes to the world, auspicious blessings, understand?"

Lu Keyun immediately "yes yes yes", suspecting that the crane was shy because of playing in the water, thinking it's best not to expose him, after all, he has a thin skin.

Waterfowl play in the water, instinctively, understand.

Just as he was about to enter the kitchen, someone knocked on the door outside the yard.

In fact, there are not many people who usually come to knock on the door of his courtyard. After all, the neighbors are far away, and they will not travel so much if there is anything to borrow. As for the harassing tourists, they have long been rejected, and what about the monsters , the monster does not need to knock on the door.

At this time, who will come?

Lu Keyun ran to open the door suspiciously, and saw four or five staff members in uniform standing outside with serious expressions. Seeing him, he immediately showed his ID card: "Isn't it Lu Keyun, someone reported that you breed nationally protected animals at home, we are here to investigating."

Did you hear me right, what did this group of people just say?Someone reported him for raising national protected animals?

Lu Keyun stood blankly on the spot, flustered by the wind.

So, the live broadcast just now caught the attention of someone with a heart, and he was reported on the spot.

And the most terrible thing is that he, he is a little guilty, after all, there are really cranes in this courtyard, and there are a bunch of monsters that cannot be described in words.

I'm really afraid that as soon as these investigators come in, the sparrow spirit will happily fly over to greet them and say, "Oh, good afternoon!"

... The picture is so beautiful that he dare not look at it.

However, when Lu Keyun was so dazed, the investigators at the door looked at him with even more suspicion, looked him up and down and asked in a deep voice, "Why, can't we be let in?"

"Ah, oh, no, please hurry up please."

The Internet celebrity anchor feels bitter.

What can he do? Could it be that he replied frankly, "It's really not convenient to let you in, you hurry up and go, there's hell in front of you", then he will have to be invited to drink tea in the next second.

Fortunately, Bai Hexian, who had just let this group of people in, also came out of the house when he heard the noise.

I saw him staring at a group of strangers unhappily, and said in a very dissatisfied tone: "What's the matter, you want to sell vegetables to others?" He hasn't forgotten that Lu Keyun sold food to tourists and even wanted to open a farmhouse past.

As a crane with excessive desire for monopoly, he must resolutely prevent such things from happening again.

The speaker is not interested in the listener, and the investigators are meticulous. When they heard this, they thought a little too much, and immediately asked insincerely, "Oh? Mr. Lu also sells food here? Does it have a business license? What kind of food do they sell?"

Is it true that they are selling braised white cranes in braised sauce, steamed white cranes in thick soup, fried white cranes with white cranes, then they are definitely dangerous people.

To be caught on the spot.

Lu Keyun felt the unkind eyes cast on him, and he helped his forehead helplessly: "It's nothing. In the past, there were tourists who insisted that my food was too delicious and insisted on paying for it. I gave it to them a few times. Later I rejected the harassment a long time ago, and I thought about opening a farmhouse restaurant, ahem, it’s fine if I’m too busy farming. Did you see the sign at the door of my house? It’s used to prevent tourists from forcibly coming. "

These staff members did see the sign outside the fence, but the Q-version portrait looked like a child's graffiti, and they didn't take it seriously at all. They just thought that normal villagers would not build the fence so high, and they became more and more suspicious of Lu Keyun.

What is indisputable, that's it, no matter how Lu Keyun said that the high wall was built to prevent tourists from climbing the wall, the investigators in front of him would not believe it.

How good is the cooking skill of a young Internet celebrity anchor, how can tourists follow like zombies, even if the Buddha jumps over the wall, it is just a legend.

Definitely to cover up illegal activity in the yard!

So they said with a smile of "you continue to make up" on their faces: "Do you mind if we visit this place?"

"……do not mind."

Anyway, even if he minded, they still want to visit.

But Bai Hexian minds!

This thousand-year-old monster immediately exuded a terrifying aura of "I'm very dangerous, please don't approach me": "You'd better not think about getting something to eat from him, otherwise, I won't guarantee what will happen."

Throw a few more people into the deep mountains and circle around easily.

As a result, when the investigators heard this, they knew better—the anchor’s family really had problems, not only engaged in illegal breeding, but also raised violent gangs. Look, how open and unscrupulous he is when he threatens people.

Lu Keyun didn't like it, so he quickly hugged Bai Hexian's arm to comfort him: "Calm down, calm down, they're not here for dinner, they're just afraid that we'll secretly raise a nationally protected animal, white crane, or something, so they're here to investigate."

While comforting him, he winked at Bai Hexian vigorously.

Bai Hexian raised his eyebrows, just about to say that there is no secret breeding and they do not need protection at all, but Lu Keyun hastened to hint him: "Hahaha, actually, how can we law-abiding citizens raise white cranes? I only raise some chickens, ducks and geese. , Oh, by the way, those big white geese do look a bit like white cranes from a distance, don't you think so?"

Bai Hexian:? ? ?What do you mean, you call me pretending to be a goose?

Lu Keyun winked, and worked hard to make a mouth shape: Please, Xianjun, I will wrong you a little bit, okay, for us to live a peaceful and happy life in the future!

Bai Hexian: ...