The daily life of the net red farmhouse
Chapter 78
When the investigators saw that Lu Keyun didn't follow, as if they were really willing to let them "visit" by themselves, they felt even more disturbed.
I was afraid that a group of strong men and armed groups would rush out of the villa in a short while, making them unable to come in and out.
Although this kind of situation rarely happens nowadays, after all, they are illegal people who dare to take risks and secretly sell nationally protected animals. If there is anything they dare not do, God knows what is hidden in the villa.
But having said that, the air here seems to be really good, and the environment is also very beautiful.
Although they could feel that the environmental pollution in this village was not serious in the past, but only after entering Lu Keyun's farm, could they realize what it means to be in the embrace of nature.
Every pore on everyone's body is stretched, greedily enjoying everything here, comfortable and relaxed.
A younger staff member couldn't help saying, "Actually, it's not impossible for wild cranes to come here to forage." Even he wants to stay here for a while now.
Immediately, an old senior told him: "Don't be distracted, check carefully." But he couldn't help but take a deep breath and squinted his eyes silently.
In fact, there is nothing to search in the front yard. It is clear at a glance when you walk in, ponds, water lilies, flower pots, grass, and grape trellises.
The sparrows were chirping on the trees, the butterflies were flying among the flowers, and the overweight chickens were walking around slowly, very peaceful and peaceful.
"what is that?"
Someone with sharp eyes saw a dark brown lump in the grass, and cautiously went up to see that it was just a hedgehog.
Nowadays, many young people in cities like to keep hedgehogs as pets. This hedgehog is plump and chubby, and it is not a rare species. Several investigators quickly diverted their attention.
Hedgehog: ... Humans are so scary.
Sparrow Spirit: Hush!
No problems were found for the time being, but the investigation team became even more nervous. After all, everyone knew that criminals could not do bad things openly. If there was a real problem with this villa, the problem would definitely be in the backyard. Now is the dangerous moment.
Everyone had done some psychological preparation and was about to walk back when Lu Keyun, who had finished flirting with Bai Hexian, also ran over and led the way very attentively.
So I got a lot of scrutiny on the spot.
Nothing to show gallantry, either rape or steal.
Lu Keyun, who didn't know why, looked left and right, why did he do something wrong, even if he enthusiastically guided the investigators to visit?
A group of people with different thoughts came to the backyard just like this, and the first thing that caught their eyes was a large field of vegetables—produced by Aunt Xue, all of which were high-quality goods.
Of course, in the eyes of the owner of the farm, Lu Keyun, there is still a small mountain surrounded by clouds and fog. Fortunately, the sycamore tree demon has fulfilled his promise, and this abrupt mountain does not exist at all in the eyes of others.
Aunt Xue, who was eating radishes happily in the field, suddenly found so many strange humans coming to the house, she had a panic attack on the spot, and fled back to the nest shivering with a few "beeps and beeps".
Fortunately, everyone saw clearly that it was a rabbit, so they were not interested in investigating him.
"Wow Brother Lu, your farm is really good." The young man just now couldn't help but praise again. For some reason, he always felt that this Internet celebrity anchor is not a bad person, and he felt so even more after staying in the farm for a while .
Lu Keyun honestly said that he was overwhelmed and overwhelmed, but it was actually the credit of other people (demons) in the family, and he mainly just provided a place for him.
"Look, everybody, over there are my chicken coops, duck sheds, and goose farms. They are really just the most common poultry. There are absolutely no protected animals."
Investigators gathered around and saw fat chickens and ducks near the chicken coop, but there were nothing in the goose farm, which made people feel puzzled.
"Where's your goose?"
"Let's go out and find something to eat, I'll call them." Lu Keyun pretended to call out to the "geese": "Google--Xiaohe Xiaoxiao Erxiaosan--Google!"
After a while, I saw a majestic and elegant big white goose leading the way, walking past the investigators with three naive geese. peck people.
Lu Keyun rushed over to hug it, smiled awkwardly and said to the investigators: "I'm sorry, sorry, this goose doesn't like strangers and has a bad temper."
Then he kept licking the goose's head, coaxing all kinds of things in his mouth: "Xiao He is good, Xiao He is good, I will give you something delicious tonight."
A group of people saw that "Xiao He" was held in his arms and couldn't move. He opened his mouth and yelled loudly, which caused the other three geese to rush to bite. attack.
"I'll go, how could this be a white crane, it's too scary."
Afterwards, the investigators who had suffered from the "big goose" but still had doubts about Lu Keyun proposed to look inside and outside the villa. Lu Keyun, who felt quite guilty, agreed very generously, and finally let "Xiao He" go down. Play in the pond for them to see.
"Xiaohe does look a bit like a white crane when playing with water, haha, thank you for your hard work."
By this time, the investigators were also very embarrassed.
They had checked it thoroughly and found no evidence of any crime. There were no armed violent groups in the villa, nor were they secretly selling wild animals. Lu Keyun was not vicious at all, and he was clearly a good young man.
So before they left, they shook Lu Keyun's hand and said, "I'm really sorry. After all, someone reported it. Our duty is to investigate it. Now that we have found out the truth, we will handle it fairly."
Lu Keyun shook their hands vigorously, with tears in his eyes: "You're welcome, don't be polite, it's great to clear up the misunderstanding, everyone, go slowly, be careful on the road!"
Can I not have tears in my eyes, I finally concealed a bunch of monsters at home, fortunately, all you monster comrades are drama masters!
The investigators also couldn't laugh or cry. Who would have thought that they would come here with sufficient preparations, and this is the result in the end.
"Nowadays there are some young people who really don't work hard and don't know the grains. They can't even tell the difference between the white crane and the white goose. Brother Lu, to tell you the truth, 80.00% of the calls we receive in a year are made by mistake. A lot of oolongs."
Lu Keyun: "Actually, when I was working in a big city, I couldn't tell the difference between many things, and I even missed wheat and rice, haha."
Watching the staff go away, Lu Keyun finally relaxed completely, patted his chest and panted.
It's so dangerous, so dangerous, I didn't expect to encounter such a crisis when farming a field.
——Wait, you can meet monsters even if you plant a field, this kind of crisis is obviously trivial, okay?
But what he didn't know was that these people even posted this "adventure" as a social animal joke on the Internet after they returned.
The storyteller was quite talented, and he described the incident of "received a report that someone stole a white crane and went to see it turned out to be a big white goose" in an extremely absurd and funny way, and it was quickly reposted on the hot search.
Now, countless netizens know this joke, and some people made up a jingle to mock the whistleblower who "doesn't distinguish between cranes and geese" and "stupid and stupid".
And the behind-the-scenes whistleblower, He Xiaoxiao, has been paying attention to Lu Keyun's situation day and night since he called the Forestry Bureau. good news.
It's a pity that he waited and waited and looked forward to the scene that didn't come, but he waited for the scene of ridicule by the whole people. He was so angry that his eyes went dark on the spot, and he almost fainted directly.
This, how is it possible?
He is not blind, not stupid, and his brain is not sick. His naked eye vision is 5.0, so how could he not be able to tell the difference between a white crane and a white goose!With a conscience, he can swear by his hair that what he saw that day was definitely a nationally protected animal. Well, it's definitely not some stupid domesticated big white goose!
However, no one will listen to his defense, and no one will even know that he is the whistleblower.
The cold leaves scattered all over his face, and the white goose turned into a white goose broke his heart...
He Xiaoxiao could only smash the table a few times in vain, silently waiting for Lu Keyun's next live broadcast, he could only go to the live broadcast room to stir up the audience, after all, he was not the only one who saw Bai He that day , he will definitely find supporters!
Here He Xiaoxiao is angry and sad, while Lu Keyun is trying to appease his thousand-year-old crane demon.
It can be seen that the joys and sorrows of people are not connected, and the real big white goose only thinks that they are noisy.
Bai Hexian sat on the sofa with a half-smile, and had transformed from a big white goose back into a human form, staring at the human opposite him, "Call me Xiaohe, huh? A cruel white goose, huh? And let me go to the pond to play with water?" Those stupid humans see, huh?"
Lu Keyun cleared his throat, and sat down beside Bai Hexian with a smile to coax him: "Your Majesty has worked hard, please eat some delicious food. How can you be so powerful! Every time you save us from fire and water! My Majesty is for this family We have paid too much, and our bright future is all thanks to Xianjun!"
After getting along for so long, Lu Keyun has already seen through that Bai Hexian has a hard mouth and a soft heart, as long as he keeps wearing a high hat and flattering him, it's completely OK.
...Actually, Bai Hexian doesn't like listening to flattery that much, after all, he is so noble and excellent, who wouldn't say that after seeing him, but listening to Lu Keyun talking about "our family" and "our future", I feel a little uncomfortable Same, um, weird beauty.
Count him acquainted.
He is so magnanimous, so it is difficult to forgive this human being, let alone.
Hey, why does it seem like you said it was not an example last time?
I was afraid that a group of strong men and armed groups would rush out of the villa in a short while, making them unable to come in and out.
Although this kind of situation rarely happens nowadays, after all, they are illegal people who dare to take risks and secretly sell nationally protected animals. If there is anything they dare not do, God knows what is hidden in the villa.
But having said that, the air here seems to be really good, and the environment is also very beautiful.
Although they could feel that the environmental pollution in this village was not serious in the past, but only after entering Lu Keyun's farm, could they realize what it means to be in the embrace of nature.
Every pore on everyone's body is stretched, greedily enjoying everything here, comfortable and relaxed.
A younger staff member couldn't help saying, "Actually, it's not impossible for wild cranes to come here to forage." Even he wants to stay here for a while now.
Immediately, an old senior told him: "Don't be distracted, check carefully." But he couldn't help but take a deep breath and squinted his eyes silently.
In fact, there is nothing to search in the front yard. It is clear at a glance when you walk in, ponds, water lilies, flower pots, grass, and grape trellises.
The sparrows were chirping on the trees, the butterflies were flying among the flowers, and the overweight chickens were walking around slowly, very peaceful and peaceful.
"what is that?"
Someone with sharp eyes saw a dark brown lump in the grass, and cautiously went up to see that it was just a hedgehog.
Nowadays, many young people in cities like to keep hedgehogs as pets. This hedgehog is plump and chubby, and it is not a rare species. Several investigators quickly diverted their attention.
Hedgehog: ... Humans are so scary.
Sparrow Spirit: Hush!
No problems were found for the time being, but the investigation team became even more nervous. After all, everyone knew that criminals could not do bad things openly. If there was a real problem with this villa, the problem would definitely be in the backyard. Now is the dangerous moment.
Everyone had done some psychological preparation and was about to walk back when Lu Keyun, who had finished flirting with Bai Hexian, also ran over and led the way very attentively.
So I got a lot of scrutiny on the spot.
Nothing to show gallantry, either rape or steal.
Lu Keyun, who didn't know why, looked left and right, why did he do something wrong, even if he enthusiastically guided the investigators to visit?
A group of people with different thoughts came to the backyard just like this, and the first thing that caught their eyes was a large field of vegetables—produced by Aunt Xue, all of which were high-quality goods.
Of course, in the eyes of the owner of the farm, Lu Keyun, there is still a small mountain surrounded by clouds and fog. Fortunately, the sycamore tree demon has fulfilled his promise, and this abrupt mountain does not exist at all in the eyes of others.
Aunt Xue, who was eating radishes happily in the field, suddenly found so many strange humans coming to the house, she had a panic attack on the spot, and fled back to the nest shivering with a few "beeps and beeps".
Fortunately, everyone saw clearly that it was a rabbit, so they were not interested in investigating him.
"Wow Brother Lu, your farm is really good." The young man just now couldn't help but praise again. For some reason, he always felt that this Internet celebrity anchor is not a bad person, and he felt so even more after staying in the farm for a while .
Lu Keyun honestly said that he was overwhelmed and overwhelmed, but it was actually the credit of other people (demons) in the family, and he mainly just provided a place for him.
"Look, everybody, over there are my chicken coops, duck sheds, and goose farms. They are really just the most common poultry. There are absolutely no protected animals."
Investigators gathered around and saw fat chickens and ducks near the chicken coop, but there were nothing in the goose farm, which made people feel puzzled.
"Where's your goose?"
"Let's go out and find something to eat, I'll call them." Lu Keyun pretended to call out to the "geese": "Google--Xiaohe Xiaoxiao Erxiaosan--Google!"
After a while, I saw a majestic and elegant big white goose leading the way, walking past the investigators with three naive geese. peck people.
Lu Keyun rushed over to hug it, smiled awkwardly and said to the investigators: "I'm sorry, sorry, this goose doesn't like strangers and has a bad temper."
Then he kept licking the goose's head, coaxing all kinds of things in his mouth: "Xiao He is good, Xiao He is good, I will give you something delicious tonight."
A group of people saw that "Xiao He" was held in his arms and couldn't move. He opened his mouth and yelled loudly, which caused the other three geese to rush to bite. attack.
"I'll go, how could this be a white crane, it's too scary."
Afterwards, the investigators who had suffered from the "big goose" but still had doubts about Lu Keyun proposed to look inside and outside the villa. Lu Keyun, who felt quite guilty, agreed very generously, and finally let "Xiao He" go down. Play in the pond for them to see.
"Xiaohe does look a bit like a white crane when playing with water, haha, thank you for your hard work."
By this time, the investigators were also very embarrassed.
They had checked it thoroughly and found no evidence of any crime. There were no armed violent groups in the villa, nor were they secretly selling wild animals. Lu Keyun was not vicious at all, and he was clearly a good young man.
So before they left, they shook Lu Keyun's hand and said, "I'm really sorry. After all, someone reported it. Our duty is to investigate it. Now that we have found out the truth, we will handle it fairly."
Lu Keyun shook their hands vigorously, with tears in his eyes: "You're welcome, don't be polite, it's great to clear up the misunderstanding, everyone, go slowly, be careful on the road!"
Can I not have tears in my eyes, I finally concealed a bunch of monsters at home, fortunately, all you monster comrades are drama masters!
The investigators also couldn't laugh or cry. Who would have thought that they would come here with sufficient preparations, and this is the result in the end.
"Nowadays there are some young people who really don't work hard and don't know the grains. They can't even tell the difference between the white crane and the white goose. Brother Lu, to tell you the truth, 80.00% of the calls we receive in a year are made by mistake. A lot of oolongs."
Lu Keyun: "Actually, when I was working in a big city, I couldn't tell the difference between many things, and I even missed wheat and rice, haha."
Watching the staff go away, Lu Keyun finally relaxed completely, patted his chest and panted.
It's so dangerous, so dangerous, I didn't expect to encounter such a crisis when farming a field.
——Wait, you can meet monsters even if you plant a field, this kind of crisis is obviously trivial, okay?
But what he didn't know was that these people even posted this "adventure" as a social animal joke on the Internet after they returned.
The storyteller was quite talented, and he described the incident of "received a report that someone stole a white crane and went to see it turned out to be a big white goose" in an extremely absurd and funny way, and it was quickly reposted on the hot search.
Now, countless netizens know this joke, and some people made up a jingle to mock the whistleblower who "doesn't distinguish between cranes and geese" and "stupid and stupid".
And the behind-the-scenes whistleblower, He Xiaoxiao, has been paying attention to Lu Keyun's situation day and night since he called the Forestry Bureau. good news.
It's a pity that he waited and waited and looked forward to the scene that didn't come, but he waited for the scene of ridicule by the whole people. He was so angry that his eyes went dark on the spot, and he almost fainted directly.
This, how is it possible?
He is not blind, not stupid, and his brain is not sick. His naked eye vision is 5.0, so how could he not be able to tell the difference between a white crane and a white goose!With a conscience, he can swear by his hair that what he saw that day was definitely a nationally protected animal. Well, it's definitely not some stupid domesticated big white goose!
However, no one will listen to his defense, and no one will even know that he is the whistleblower.
The cold leaves scattered all over his face, and the white goose turned into a white goose broke his heart...
He Xiaoxiao could only smash the table a few times in vain, silently waiting for Lu Keyun's next live broadcast, he could only go to the live broadcast room to stir up the audience, after all, he was not the only one who saw Bai He that day , he will definitely find supporters!
Here He Xiaoxiao is angry and sad, while Lu Keyun is trying to appease his thousand-year-old crane demon.
It can be seen that the joys and sorrows of people are not connected, and the real big white goose only thinks that they are noisy.
Bai Hexian sat on the sofa with a half-smile, and had transformed from a big white goose back into a human form, staring at the human opposite him, "Call me Xiaohe, huh? A cruel white goose, huh? And let me go to the pond to play with water?" Those stupid humans see, huh?"
Lu Keyun cleared his throat, and sat down beside Bai Hexian with a smile to coax him: "Your Majesty has worked hard, please eat some delicious food. How can you be so powerful! Every time you save us from fire and water! My Majesty is for this family We have paid too much, and our bright future is all thanks to Xianjun!"
After getting along for so long, Lu Keyun has already seen through that Bai Hexian has a hard mouth and a soft heart, as long as he keeps wearing a high hat and flattering him, it's completely OK.
...Actually, Bai Hexian doesn't like listening to flattery that much, after all, he is so noble and excellent, who wouldn't say that after seeing him, but listening to Lu Keyun talking about "our family" and "our future", I feel a little uncomfortable Same, um, weird beauty.
Count him acquainted.
He is so magnanimous, so it is difficult to forgive this human being, let alone.
Hey, why does it seem like you said it was not an example last time?
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