The daily life of the net red farmhouse
Chapter 76 Crow's Mouth
The grape trellis was erected quickly, and the newly planted vines also grew rapidly under the nourishment of the spirit of Bai Hexian, but there was still a long time before they would bear sweet fruits.
Much slower than Lu Keyun expected.
As a former IT elite based on facts and speaking on the basis of science, the confused Lu Keyun even made a small program to find the reason for the slow growth of grapevines.
Then he finally realized that it didn't seem to rain much this summer.
It is said that the face of the child in June, when it says thunder, it will rain, and if it rains, it will rain.
However, it has been more than a month since the beginning of summer in Jianghe Town, but Lu Keyun realized belatedly that it hasn't rained at all recently.
Not to mention recently, it hasn't happened before. The last few rains seem to be traced back to Qingming.
This is extremely anomalous.
You must know that in the south, there is also the rainy season before summer. The ancients said in a poem that "every family rains during the yellow plum season". In this rainy season, it will rain continuously for more than ten days or even more than a month. Do not prepare more than a dozen towels at home. It doesn't work at all, and it doesn't dry at all after washing.
And this year's rainy season, has it rained?
Lu Keyun was afraid that his memory might be biased. After all, he wasn't the kind of person who cared much about the weather, so he asked Aunt Xue specifically.
She fears that the little rabbit demon farms in the backyard every day. Even if he grows radishes and cabbage with spiritual energy, he must also care about the rain, and he definitely knows more than himself.
Aunt Xue gnawed a carrot, and she said in a soft voice: "No, there is no rain. In fact, I have been secretly using the water from the pond. I didn't do it on purpose."
Lu Keyun quickly comforted him: "It's okay, you can use it as you like, just don't drain it. So it's really not raining?"
"Hmm. You don't know, my lord. In fact, these radishes can be bigger and more delicious. This year, there is little rain, so they are a little wilted."
To be honest, Lu Keyun really didn't see where the moist and attractive vegetables and radishes were wilting, but Aunt Xue said that it must be, even the fruits and vegetables in his yard that were nourished by spiritual energy were affected, and other places must be more serious.
He went to ask Bai Hexian again.
It doesn't matter to Bai Hexian, anyway, when he goes to farm, he directly transfers the spiritual spring to irrigate, and whether it rains or not, it will not affect a thousand-year-old demon.
Lu Keyun had no choice but to hurry to visit the plant monster Wutong tree demon who needed rain very much, and Yu Baibai who was hiding in the mountain stream all day long and wanted to have a good meal. Sure enough, the plane tree demon confirmed that the weather was abnormal this year, and Yu Baibai also said that the water in the mountain stream was Gradually dry up.
I just don't know if it is only in Jianghe Town that there is little rain, or if this happens everywhere.
When Lu Keyun started the live broadcast again, he couldn't help but ask the audience from all over the world, who knew that it attracted a lot of complaints.
It turns out that not only Jianghe Town, but all over the country has very little rain this summer. Everyone says that it is extremely hot, and soon after the beginning of summer, it is hotter than in previous years. Some people are worried that if this continues, there will be a drought.
Fortunately, in modern society, people are not as afraid of drought as they used to be, and the bullet screen expressed very easily, "What are you afraid of? If it doesn't work, artificial rainfall can be done, it must be fine", which got a lot of approval.
Lu Keyun still felt a little worried, but such a thing as not raining was not something that a small anchor like him could solve, so he had to put it aside and concentrate on live broadcasting.
It's really hot today.
Lu Keyun didn't go out, and he felt like he was living in a steamer when he was live broadcasting in the yard. The air conditioner and fans didn't work very well, and he even missed the coolness of Bai Hexian's body.
At this moment, a white crane descended from the sky, plunged into the small pond in the courtyard and began to thump wildly, playing in the water was a joy.
Lu Keyun knew that it was definitely Bai Hexian just by looking at it.
There are only four cranes in this courtyard, Bai Dabai, Erbai and San don't have those haughty little eyes, only Bai Hexian, even if turned into a prototype, has a domineering temperament of "I am unattainable", he will not admit it wrong in his dreams.
The question is, shouldn't he be farming in the field while petting the cat now? How could he somehow turn into a prototype and come to play with the water?
Lu Keyun glanced at it several times in succession, Bai Hexian didn't intend to change back to his original shape, and was still swimming comfortably in the pond.
He suddenly thought, wouldn't it be too hot for Bai Hexian to play with water?
But a big monster with profound mana can still be hot?
Forget it, the crane monster has a needle in the bottom of the sea, it is impossible to guess correctly, he can play as much as he likes, anyway, it is not a strange thing for a white crane to play in the water, but it is a beautiful scenery... what?
Wait, he seems to be broadcasting live? !
Lu Keyun hurriedly turned his head to look at the screen. As expected, the scene of the white crane playing in the water had already been seen by the audience. Some bullet screens were saying that this goose was majestic and very beautiful.
A female fan who did not want to be named said: "My God, the geese raised by good-looking people are so beautiful, it hit my heart!"
"Ahem, thank you for your compliment." Luckily, Lu Keyun wasn't drinking water, otherwise he might spit it out.
The geese raised by "Brother Beauty Bai", the one who doesn't want to flop around in the pond is your "Brother Beauty Bai", no, how is this monster?
And where is it like a goose?
In the end, he was thankful that the people in these big cities could not tell the difference between white cranes and white geese, so a sharp-eyed viewer suddenly jumped out and said, "Hey, that one in the anchor's pond is not a goose, how can there be such a goose? It's Baihe."
The onlookers immediately became lively.
"Yeah, look carefully, it really doesn't look like a goose, is it really a crane?"
"Baihe, isn't that protecting animals?"
Seeing this, Lu Keyun hurriedly wanted to turn the camera to other directions, guiding everyone to look at sparrows and hedgehogs, but sparrows and hedgehogs were not as good-looking as white cranes, and everyone immediately protested dissatisfied.
Lu Keyun, who was unable to get off the tiger, could only wink at Bai Hexian quickly, telling him to go back and forth, so as not to cause trouble.
Bai Hexian held his head high and ignored him.
Lu Keyun suddenly begged for mercy silently, and made gestures to express that he would definitely prepare delicious food for the evening, sir, just flap your beautiful wings and fly quickly, please, this is really important to me.
Seeing that the human being was in a hurry, a certain crane demon stopped it when he saw it was good. Sure enough, when the camera turned back, all the audience saw that the white crane had had enough water and flapped its wings to fly high.
After relaxing, Lu Keyun did not forget to smooth things over: "Maybe it's the crane that lives nearby. It's too hot, so I came to take a bath, haha."
"Wow, Brother Lu's farm is so eco-friendly. There must be no pollution at all, so all the protected animals come here to play. I'm so envious."
"That's right, without looking at anyone's farm, can Master Lu act like an ordinary person? The place where the master lives in seclusion must be a fairy mountain!"
"Anchor, do you accept tourists there? I really want to breathe the air that animals like to protect."
"Please open to tourists +1"
"Please open to tourists +110"
"??? What's the matter with the +110 guy upstairs, the real estate manager quickly forked him out."
Seeing that everyone basically had no doubts about his words, Lu Keyun nodded with a smile, and thought to himself that the atmosphere is really good, and the point is that there are still a group of monsters living there, so you will be shocked when you say it.
However, someone expressed a different opinion at this time: "Is that really a wild crane? Anchor, you are not secretly hunting national protected animals!"
Just kidding, that's against the law, how could I do such a thing.
Lu Keyun immediately explained: "How is it possible, everyone has seen that the crane comes and goes freely, absolutely no hunting."
But the other party was relentless: "You didn't hunt, so maybe you are breeding protected animals? The crane just now is clearly familiar with your family, not like a wild crane!"
? ? ?Breeding is okay, Lu Keyun thought to himself that he would not dare to breed monsters even if he had the heart of a bear and the guts of a leopard. These ignorant humans who don't understand anything can really talk nonsense. He is just cooking for Bai Hexian to eat and providing a bed for Bai Hexian to sleep in. , Let him make some contributions to the family by the way...
It's over, it really seems to be farming.
But it is impossible to admit it, and it is impossible to admit it in this life.
Lu Keyun cleared his throat, and "gentlely" retorted: "Haha, even if I want to raise it, it's not that easy, and if I really want to raise it, I can't raise just one, at least I have to raise a group of them to be worthwhile."
Unexpectedly, the house leak happened to be raining all night, and before he finished speaking, in the picture, Bai Dabai, Bai Dabai, Bai Dabai, Bai Dabai and Bai San passed behind him in a neat line. They looked exactly like the guy playing in the pond just now. ANIMAL CROSSING.
Lu Keyun: ...
The audience in the live broadcast room: ...
Much slower than Lu Keyun expected.
As a former IT elite based on facts and speaking on the basis of science, the confused Lu Keyun even made a small program to find the reason for the slow growth of grapevines.
Then he finally realized that it didn't seem to rain much this summer.
It is said that the face of the child in June, when it says thunder, it will rain, and if it rains, it will rain.
However, it has been more than a month since the beginning of summer in Jianghe Town, but Lu Keyun realized belatedly that it hasn't rained at all recently.
Not to mention recently, it hasn't happened before. The last few rains seem to be traced back to Qingming.
This is extremely anomalous.
You must know that in the south, there is also the rainy season before summer. The ancients said in a poem that "every family rains during the yellow plum season". In this rainy season, it will rain continuously for more than ten days or even more than a month. Do not prepare more than a dozen towels at home. It doesn't work at all, and it doesn't dry at all after washing.
And this year's rainy season, has it rained?
Lu Keyun was afraid that his memory might be biased. After all, he wasn't the kind of person who cared much about the weather, so he asked Aunt Xue specifically.
She fears that the little rabbit demon farms in the backyard every day. Even if he grows radishes and cabbage with spiritual energy, he must also care about the rain, and he definitely knows more than himself.
Aunt Xue gnawed a carrot, and she said in a soft voice: "No, there is no rain. In fact, I have been secretly using the water from the pond. I didn't do it on purpose."
Lu Keyun quickly comforted him: "It's okay, you can use it as you like, just don't drain it. So it's really not raining?"
"Hmm. You don't know, my lord. In fact, these radishes can be bigger and more delicious. This year, there is little rain, so they are a little wilted."
To be honest, Lu Keyun really didn't see where the moist and attractive vegetables and radishes were wilting, but Aunt Xue said that it must be, even the fruits and vegetables in his yard that were nourished by spiritual energy were affected, and other places must be more serious.
He went to ask Bai Hexian again.
It doesn't matter to Bai Hexian, anyway, when he goes to farm, he directly transfers the spiritual spring to irrigate, and whether it rains or not, it will not affect a thousand-year-old demon.
Lu Keyun had no choice but to hurry to visit the plant monster Wutong tree demon who needed rain very much, and Yu Baibai who was hiding in the mountain stream all day long and wanted to have a good meal. Sure enough, the plane tree demon confirmed that the weather was abnormal this year, and Yu Baibai also said that the water in the mountain stream was Gradually dry up.
I just don't know if it is only in Jianghe Town that there is little rain, or if this happens everywhere.
When Lu Keyun started the live broadcast again, he couldn't help but ask the audience from all over the world, who knew that it attracted a lot of complaints.
It turns out that not only Jianghe Town, but all over the country has very little rain this summer. Everyone says that it is extremely hot, and soon after the beginning of summer, it is hotter than in previous years. Some people are worried that if this continues, there will be a drought.
Fortunately, in modern society, people are not as afraid of drought as they used to be, and the bullet screen expressed very easily, "What are you afraid of? If it doesn't work, artificial rainfall can be done, it must be fine", which got a lot of approval.
Lu Keyun still felt a little worried, but such a thing as not raining was not something that a small anchor like him could solve, so he had to put it aside and concentrate on live broadcasting.
It's really hot today.
Lu Keyun didn't go out, and he felt like he was living in a steamer when he was live broadcasting in the yard. The air conditioner and fans didn't work very well, and he even missed the coolness of Bai Hexian's body.
At this moment, a white crane descended from the sky, plunged into the small pond in the courtyard and began to thump wildly, playing in the water was a joy.
Lu Keyun knew that it was definitely Bai Hexian just by looking at it.
There are only four cranes in this courtyard, Bai Dabai, Erbai and San don't have those haughty little eyes, only Bai Hexian, even if turned into a prototype, has a domineering temperament of "I am unattainable", he will not admit it wrong in his dreams.
The question is, shouldn't he be farming in the field while petting the cat now? How could he somehow turn into a prototype and come to play with the water?
Lu Keyun glanced at it several times in succession, Bai Hexian didn't intend to change back to his original shape, and was still swimming comfortably in the pond.
He suddenly thought, wouldn't it be too hot for Bai Hexian to play with water?
But a big monster with profound mana can still be hot?
Forget it, the crane monster has a needle in the bottom of the sea, it is impossible to guess correctly, he can play as much as he likes, anyway, it is not a strange thing for a white crane to play in the water, but it is a beautiful scenery... what?
Wait, he seems to be broadcasting live? !
Lu Keyun hurriedly turned his head to look at the screen. As expected, the scene of the white crane playing in the water had already been seen by the audience. Some bullet screens were saying that this goose was majestic and very beautiful.
A female fan who did not want to be named said: "My God, the geese raised by good-looking people are so beautiful, it hit my heart!"
"Ahem, thank you for your compliment." Luckily, Lu Keyun wasn't drinking water, otherwise he might spit it out.
The geese raised by "Brother Beauty Bai", the one who doesn't want to flop around in the pond is your "Brother Beauty Bai", no, how is this monster?
And where is it like a goose?
In the end, he was thankful that the people in these big cities could not tell the difference between white cranes and white geese, so a sharp-eyed viewer suddenly jumped out and said, "Hey, that one in the anchor's pond is not a goose, how can there be such a goose? It's Baihe."
The onlookers immediately became lively.
"Yeah, look carefully, it really doesn't look like a goose, is it really a crane?"
"Baihe, isn't that protecting animals?"
Seeing this, Lu Keyun hurriedly wanted to turn the camera to other directions, guiding everyone to look at sparrows and hedgehogs, but sparrows and hedgehogs were not as good-looking as white cranes, and everyone immediately protested dissatisfied.
Lu Keyun, who was unable to get off the tiger, could only wink at Bai Hexian quickly, telling him to go back and forth, so as not to cause trouble.
Bai Hexian held his head high and ignored him.
Lu Keyun suddenly begged for mercy silently, and made gestures to express that he would definitely prepare delicious food for the evening, sir, just flap your beautiful wings and fly quickly, please, this is really important to me.
Seeing that the human being was in a hurry, a certain crane demon stopped it when he saw it was good. Sure enough, when the camera turned back, all the audience saw that the white crane had had enough water and flapped its wings to fly high.
After relaxing, Lu Keyun did not forget to smooth things over: "Maybe it's the crane that lives nearby. It's too hot, so I came to take a bath, haha."
"Wow, Brother Lu's farm is so eco-friendly. There must be no pollution at all, so all the protected animals come here to play. I'm so envious."
"That's right, without looking at anyone's farm, can Master Lu act like an ordinary person? The place where the master lives in seclusion must be a fairy mountain!"
"Anchor, do you accept tourists there? I really want to breathe the air that animals like to protect."
"Please open to tourists +1"
"Please open to tourists +110"
"??? What's the matter with the +110 guy upstairs, the real estate manager quickly forked him out."
Seeing that everyone basically had no doubts about his words, Lu Keyun nodded with a smile, and thought to himself that the atmosphere is really good, and the point is that there are still a group of monsters living there, so you will be shocked when you say it.
However, someone expressed a different opinion at this time: "Is that really a wild crane? Anchor, you are not secretly hunting national protected animals!"
Just kidding, that's against the law, how could I do such a thing.
Lu Keyun immediately explained: "How is it possible, everyone has seen that the crane comes and goes freely, absolutely no hunting."
But the other party was relentless: "You didn't hunt, so maybe you are breeding protected animals? The crane just now is clearly familiar with your family, not like a wild crane!"
? ? ?Breeding is okay, Lu Keyun thought to himself that he would not dare to breed monsters even if he had the heart of a bear and the guts of a leopard. These ignorant humans who don't understand anything can really talk nonsense. He is just cooking for Bai Hexian to eat and providing a bed for Bai Hexian to sleep in. , Let him make some contributions to the family by the way...
It's over, it really seems to be farming.
But it is impossible to admit it, and it is impossible to admit it in this life.
Lu Keyun cleared his throat, and "gentlely" retorted: "Haha, even if I want to raise it, it's not that easy, and if I really want to raise it, I can't raise just one, at least I have to raise a group of them to be worthwhile."
Unexpectedly, the house leak happened to be raining all night, and before he finished speaking, in the picture, Bai Dabai, Bai Dabai, Bai Dabai, Bai Dabai and Bai San passed behind him in a neat line. They looked exactly like the guy playing in the pond just now. ANIMAL CROSSING.
Lu Keyun: ...
The audience in the live broadcast room: ...
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