The daily life of the net red farmhouse

Cat food, cat litter, cat scratching board, cat grass and cat litter, cat climbing frame, canned snacks and fresh bags, all in one-click shopping cart.

Ever since he brought black briquettes home, Bai Hexian has been addicted to surfing the Internet.

Like all the shit-shoveling officers in the world, he kept buying all kinds of cat supplies, browsed all kinds of cat raising information, and went to Lu Keyun when he had nothing to do, and said, "Shocked! Did you know that XX brand is actually poisonous cat food! Human beings are so stupid!" Bad, cats are so cute, why poison cats.”

Or he hugged the little black cat and showed a strange smile, suddenly buried his head in the cat's fur and sucked it hard, his face was full of addictive happiness.

Lu Keyun: ...Okay, it turns out that milk cats are invincible.

Bai Hexian, who was so devoted to cats, almost didn't even go to farm. Luckily, Lu Keyun had a clever plan, and told He Yao earnestly: "If you don't farm, you will have no money. If you don't have money, what will we use to buy toys for cats!"

Hearing this, Bai Hexian immediately went to farm with the kitten on his shoulders, he is simply a standard parent who dotes on his children.

Although he sometimes felt that something was wrong and his original intention was not to play cats, but as long as the little black cat "meowed" to him a few times, he immediately forgot his doubts and continued to indulge in playing cats and couldn't extricate himself.

The two of them were still discussing the name of the kitten. They couldn't call "little black cat" and "little milk cat" all day long. Even a stupid dog like Erha has a name.

Although Lu Keyun thinks Erha would not like to be called "Mengping" if he is wise.

An ignorant dog is much happier.

"What is it called the abyss? I heard many people say that black cats are like an abyss, and they can easily merge with the night at night, and you can't find them hahahaha." Lu Keyun was popularized by his former colleagues before, and he thought it was quite vivid. of.

Bai Hexian was not happy: "Our cats are not so fierce."

Lu Keyun: "... Then coal balls, coal balls are cute." And they are indeed the same as coal balls, except for the big watery eyes.

Bai Hexian was still unhappy: "No, it doesn't sound noble!"

"Then, Xianjun, do you want one?" Lu Keyun realized that if he wanted to satisfy the picky Crane Demon, he had to do it himself.

"It's called 'Daddy Maomao'."

"What?!!"

No, "coal balls" are not noble, but is "dumb maomao" noble?

What a weird name, so...so Two-dimensional!

Lu Keyun had to suspect that after watching Qiong Yao's classic series, Bai Hexian extended his claws to overseas cartoons. One day he couldn't open his mouth and said to him, "Hey, if it's Lu Jiang, it will be fine", right?

No, no, the Two-dimensional concentration exceeds the standard, I'm afraid.

Seeing that Lu Keyun didn't answer, Bai Hexian immediately became suspicious: "Why, isn't that a good name?" Dumb Mao Mao is cute and fluffy, obviously very cute and image, perfect at all, okay?

What Lu Keyun could say, of course, he could only say "It's great", so He Mei contentedly hugged Dai Mao Mao to bask in the sun. One black, one white, one big and one small looked very harmonious from a distance. Fairy picture scroll.

If there is no affectionate call "Stay Maomao" one after another.

...If only that fairy-like crane beauty would keep her mouth shut.

When Yubaibai came to Cengfan to eat again, what he saw was such a strange picture.

To be honest, as a puffer spirit who has escaped from the crane's mouth many times, he has become accustomed to the ferocity of the crane monster, and has learned one hundred and one ways to escape from the crane monster, so he feels that there is nothing in the world that can hit him.

As it turns out, fish can't be too happy.

No matter how he was kicked by Bai Hexian as a ball, Yu Paibai, who had to eat well, saw the scene of the crane demon stroking the cat, and was so frightened that he fled back to the mountain stream without eating for the first time.

In an interview with an anonymous person afterwards, Yu Baibai said: It's too scary, how could Bai Bawang be like that, I must be the devil!

No, monsters are afraid of ghosts, is that reasonable?

Bai Hexian, who didn't know the inside story at all, sneered. Sure enough, that broken fish was ashamed of himself in front of the cute dumb Mao Mao, so he didn't dare to act cute in front of Lu Keyun anymore. His decision to raise a cat was indeed correct!

Anonymous Lu Keyun: Okay, as long as you are happy.

Jianghe Town in summer is, in a word, hot.

After all, it is a city in the south, not only hot but also humid, and there are more snakes, insects, rats and ants in the countryside and villages than there are people. Lu Keyun has even heard something about "ants carry sleeping people away in the middle of the night and appear thousands of miles away overnight." " and other folk tales.

But there are so many monsters living in his farm, no snakes, insects, mice, ants, mosquitoes and flies dare to approach him, unless he can't think about saying goodbye to the world forever.

It's just that although there are no mosquitoes to harass, the sun should still emit heat, and the hot summer is still hot.

One night when Lu Keyun was lying in the courtyard to spend the summer, he suddenly felt that something was missing at home.

When he said this to Bai Hexian, Bai Hexian glanced at him inexplicably, and replied meaningfully: "Got it."

Then the crane monster moved its reclining chair next to Lu Keyun's reclining chair, lay down beside him, and said helplessly and happily: "Next time you can speak directly, you don't have to be so euphemistic."

There is something missing in the house, isn't it clear that he wants to lie down with him, human beings are so reserved.

Lu Keyun:? ? ?He really didn't mean that.

However, explaining obviously won't work. The Crane Demon might think that the explanation is just a cover-up. Besides, it's very cool around the Crane Demon. He moved here as if he had his own air conditioner, and it's quite comfortable to lie down together.

Forget it, stop struggling.

The sparrow spirit stood on the flowerpot——the sycamore tree demon moved to the small mountain in the backyard, and there were no sycamore branches for her to stand on—twittering: "Xiao Lu and Xiao Lu worship the heaven and the earth! Xiao Lu and Xiao Lu pay respects to the high hall! Xiao Lu and Xiao Lu couple Bye! Xiao Lu Xiao Lu sent to the bridal chamber!"

"..."

Snake spirit disease, Lu Keyun laughed angrily.

Is this line used in this kind of scene? Qiong Yao's drama is really harmful.

Besides, he was too narcissistic to ask himself what kind of heaven and earth to enter what kind of bridal chamber, so at least he brought Bai Hexian... No, he was really dazed by the spirit of the sparrow, and forgot that he was straight.

Fortunately, the fact that the sparrow spirit was standing in the flower pot finally made him realize what was missing in the house. It was such a big place, how could there be no grape trellises and watermelon vines.

How did people in the countryside spend their summers in the past?

Go up the mountain to soak in the cold spring, go down to the water to pick water chestnut, hide in the shade of trees during the day, and lie on the grape trellis at night.

A villa without trellises is not a good villa.

Lu Keyun immediately got up and walked around the yard, planning where he should plant the grape trellis and watermelon vines.

Although it's a little late to plant now, ordinary people may enjoy it next year, but there is no white grass here, as long as the vines and watermelon seedlings are planted, they will definitely grow.

As an activist, Lu Keyun immediately went to buy grape seedlings and watermelon seedlings that were said to be super sweet and easy to survive, and brought Bai Hexian to chop bamboo and build a grape trellis.

The grape trellis is set up next to the small pond. When the time comes, the breeze will bring the coolness of the water waves and the fragrance of water lilies. When you look up, you will see the rich shade of grape vines and bunches of sweet grapes. Think about it, it is perfect.

...Of course, it is so perfect mainly because there are monsters and no mosquitoes.

Otherwise, both ponds and vines are the most attracting mosquitoes, and they can definitely bite ordinary people.

As a normal human being who hates mosquitoes, Lu Keyun asked Bai Hexian on a whim: "Last time you said that rice worms can become sperm, so can mosquitoes?" Can mosquitoes turn into monsters when they encounter that kind of emperor fluid?

Damn, the huge blood-sucking mosquito demon is completely like a nightmare villain.

Bai Hexian thought for a while: "If you encounter Emperor Liuzhi, you should be able to become a spirit, but there are almost no mosquito demons who have achieved success in cultivation."

"What?"

"Everyone hates mosquitoes and beats them whenever they see them."

Yes, mosquitoes not only suck human blood, but also animal blood.

Anyway, as long as the living things are stared at by them, they will bite them a few times. It really is the existence that everyone shouts to beat the monsters and kill them.

So even if a mosquito is lucky enough to become a spirit, it will be killed by other monsters immediately.

Uh, why do I feel a little sympathetic to mosquitoes all of a sudden, what a sad life.

It's just sympathy, if Lu Keyun sees a mosquito, he will still hit him, heh, that's how "the Buddha's mouth is snake-hearted, and his hands are ruthless"!