The daily life of the net red farmhouse

"You shouldn't have chosen him from the very beginning!" Bai Hexian sat in Lu Keyun's arms, fuming with anger.

The reason why he appeared in this human's arms is because he is still in the shape of a crane.

Just now, when the big white crane rushed to the dining table angrily, Lu Keyun quickly came to fish for the moon in the sea, grabbed the white crane into his arms, and hugged him tightly to comfort him: "Xianjun, calm down, it's just Some leftovers!"

Bai Hexian's whole crane was held in the human's hands, and he was stunned for a moment, so that the broken fish slipped away.

This, this, what does this human being mean!How dare you hug him in such a disrespectful gesture, it's simply, simply audacious!

But it seems quite comfortable... Lu Keyun's chest is warm, even though it's summer, it's not too hot.Bai Hexian subconsciously rubbed Lu Keyun with the crane's head, and Lu Keyun responded with a secret technique of "scratching his chin".

In the past, there were many stray cats downstairs in the company of his bald boss, and Lu Keyun often stroked a few cats when he passed by, and he was very skillful.

Cough, comfortable.

Although Bai Hexian really wanted to maintain his domineering aura, he couldn't help but squinted his eyes comfortably, but even if this human being flattered him, he would never forget that scene just now!

Lu Keyun had no choice but to hold him and look at the dining table: "It's really just leftovers. I was afraid that you would be hungry if you came back last night, so I made more food. I thought it would be bad to waste food, so I let the fish sit around and eat it." chant."

The big white crane reluctantly stretched its neck to take a look. The dishes on the table were all reheated. The color was not bright and the taste was not as good as the freshly made ones. They were indeed not fresh.

The most important thing is that what Lu Keyun said just now, "I'm afraid you'll make extra dinner because you're hungry" pleased him, and his mood suddenly fluctuated slightly, so his tone rose unconsciously: "Then why are you touching him?"

Still smiling like that—huh, don't think he didn't notice.

Lu Keyun was helpless, the round ball, anyone would feel itchy when looking at it, but he had an intuition that if he saw the fish posing cutely and touched it for fun, the crane would definitely make a fuss again, so he hurriedly said to him: "It's not about touching him, I'm afraid he'll eat too much, so pinch to see if he's full. By the way, what did you do when you went out this time?"

Thinking of the purpose of his trip this time, Bai Hexian reluctantly jumped out of Lu Keyun's arms, turned around and turned back into a human form, and said stiffly: "Don't you like raising fish, I caught some fish for you to raise."

Puffer fish is fine, eat for dinner, secretly show cuteness to Lu Keyun, Bai Hexian sneered, could it be that this fat ball fish is the only one in the world!He might as well get some more fish for Lu Keyun to raise, and see which one he chooses.

And Lu Keyun was surprised when he heard that, catch fish?He Meiren went out mysteriously to catch fish for him?

Although he really wanted to clarify that it was really an accident that Yu Baibai had no hobby of raising fish, but Bai Hexian had brought the fish all the way, so he couldn't live up to his kindness, let's see the fish first.

"where is it?"

He went out to look, probably in the fish pond.

Everything in the yard is as usual, the sparrow spirit is playing with Mengping, the hedgehog spirit is basking in the sun with the sycamore tree demon, the yellow butterfly is sucking nectar, the fat chickens by the chicken coop are watching the husky in the distance vigilantly, and Aunt Xue is planting his Carrots, a few cows flicking their tails quietly, Bai Dabai Erbai San peeping at their ancestors by the door, the fish ponds are still the same fish, shrimps, snails, eels, and there seems to be no more fish spirits.

Just as Lu Keyun wanted to say that he didn't find any newly caught fish, he suddenly felt that there was something wrong with the picture he saw just now.

Sparrow, Erha, Hedgehog, Plane Tree, Butterfly, Fat Chicken, Aunt Xue, Cow, Bai Da Bai Er Bai San, Fish and Shrimp.

……ox? ? ?

Where did the cattle come from? He didn't raise cattle at all.

The former IT elite whose world outlook, outlook on life, and values ​​have been destroyed many times pointed at the cows in disbelief and asked Bai Hexian, "These are the fish you mentioned, right?"

Bai Hexian spoke uprightly: "Then why not?"

Well, well, you are justified and you are proud. In ancient times, Zhao Gao called a deer a horse, but now there are crane monsters who call an ox a fish.

Lu Keyun approached these "fish" dumbfounded, looked at their strong four legs, looked at their swaying snake-like tails, looked at their bull eyes, nose, ears, and mouth, trying to hypnotize himself "this is a fish" , it's really a fish".

At least not a cow anyway.

Because Lu Keyun saw that these "cows" actually had wings on their backs.

He turned to Bai Hexian with a smirk, "Uh, these 'fish' are too big, we can't seem to keep them in our pond."

"You don't need to keep them in ponds. If they don't like water, they have to be kept on the mountain."

……OK.

So how does this thing look like a fish? ! !

Noticing that Lu Keyun didn't seem to be happy and couldn't put it down, Bai Hexian asked a little strangely: "You don't like this fish?"

"That's not true." Lu Keyun suspected that Bai Hexian had been deceived. Although he said all the time that he was a thousand-year-old monster, high mana power does not mean omniscience and omnipotence, right? There must be some cunning monster who deceived him If he said it was a fish, would he believe it?

Thinking about his usual way of coaxing Bai Hexian, Lu Keyun deeply felt that this was very possible. Don't look at this crane's temper, it is very easy to coax by touching its hair.

But he didn't dare to ask Bai Hexian directly if he had been cheated, big monster, he had to save some face, so he said that he was ignorant and had never seen the world, and asked Bai Hexian what kind of fish it was.

As a result, the crane demon really spoke clearly.

It turns out that these cows are not, these fish are really fish, but they are not ordinary fish species, but fish from ancient times, called "scorpions".

The "Shan Hai Jing" has a record of "threws", saying that they are a kind of fish that lived on Mount Zhi when the ancient monsters and humans lived together. They will die in winter and live in summer.

This kind of fish is delicious, easy to breed, and has the effect of curing swelling.

... Lu Keyun figured it out, everything recorded in the "Shan Hai Jing" is edible, delicious, how to eat, and whether it has medicinal effects. The ancestors are really very pragmatic and lovely.

And the birds, beasts, fish and insects living in famous mountains and rivers are not easy for everyone. If you want to survive, you must first become less delicious?

Having said that, since Bai Hexian was not deceived, the four-legged winged cows in front of him were really fish, and the next headache was how to raise them.

The belts have been brought back, and they can never be sent back.

However, the crane demon said that this kind of bullhead fish must be raised on the mountain, but he only has fields and no mountains.

If you just let it go to any of the northern and southern mountains, it will be worry-free. I am afraid that it will be taken home by others as a buffalo in a short time, and there will be many anecdotes about monsters in the mountains.

What to do, is he going to buy a mountain for fish farming?

This is simply the behavior of the boss, but it is a pity that he is just a social animal and does not have the life of the boss.

Although it is true that Aunt Xue’s vegetables and Huhu’s Fat Chicken are now live broadcasting, it is still a bit difficult to buy a mountain. Bai Hexian can’t use magic to move a hill and put it in the backyard.

"There's nothing wrong with that." Bai Hexian gave him a surprised look, and asked directly, "Where do you want to put it in the backyard?"

——Lu Keyun found out again that maybe his knowledge of monsters is still too shallow, especially the thousand-year-old monster. If you really want to move mountains, you can move mountains. Although it is actually just a small dirt bag, his backyard is so big. I can't let go even if I move a big mountain.

The shocked human looked at the suddenly protruding hill in his backyard, and murmured: "If others see this, what should I say?"

Or if he changed his name to Yugong from today on, and said later that he was a mountain-moving master, and that he moved this small mountain by himself with one shovel after another, others would believe it... a ghost.

Just when Lu Keyun wanted to ask Bai Hexian if there was any spell similar to Harry Potter's spell to expel Muggles, a huge shadow suddenly enveloped his head, and when he turned his head, he saw the sycamore tree demon who pulled out the roots and trotted in from the courtyard , Said to him angrily: "Just leave it to me!"

Now, it is said that the plant monsters can't often lick the roots, and it will damage the cultivation base?

At this moment, the sycamore tree demon didn't mention this at all. The old god said on the ground that as long as he moved to a small mountain, he could help hide the traces of the small mountain, and said affectionately that it would be better for a tree to live on the mountain.

Okay, what can Lu Keyun say, he can only hand over the great business of raising "fish" to the tree demon of Wutong.