The daily life of the net red farmhouse

"Little Lu, are you going to farm?"

"It's been a long time since you went to the field. Where's your little brother Bai?"

"Nephew, everything in your house looks better than other houses, what's the secret?"

"Brother Lu, I have brought photos of the niece of Aunt Yang's brother's cousin that I told you about last time. Would you like to take a look? She is beautiful and cultured, and she also went to the city to study and went to university. "

Walking on the country road, enthusiastic villagers greeted Lu Keyun one after another.

They already liked this young man who not only didn't despise the country people, but also brought them together to sell vegetables and raise chickens to make money. Now that he has saved little Xingxing, they like this little brother from the city even more.

Lu Keyun was overwhelmed by the flattery, and hurriedly said that Bai Hexian had traveled far away, and said that the good crops in the field were mainly due to the well-selected seeds, and promised to distribute high-quality seeds to everyone in the coming year.

As for the introduction object or something, he really doesn't need it.

What kind of young lady can see a whole yard of monsters without changing their expressions? What should I do if I get sick after being frightened later?

When he arrived in the field, Lu Keyun looked around a few times, no matter whether the rice or vegetables and fruits were growing well, there was absolutely no place for him to do it.The diversion canals have been repaired long ago. As for fertilization... there is no better fertilizer than rich aura. It is pure natural, pollution-free, and has no pungent smell.

The only thing Lu Keyun can do is to pick some fresh fruits and vegetables to eat when he goes back.

Is this the legendary "With Baihe Fairy, the joy of farming is boundless"?

Hahahahaha hiccup.

Anyway, this jingle must not let the crane know.

Before returning home, Lu Keyun followed the subtle "click click" sound to find the vole spirit.He was fatter than he thought, and became rounder and cuter.

The movements are exactly the same as before, holding a pumpkin leaf with two short legs and trying to eat it.

It felt as if this field mouse spirit hadn't stopped talking since the last time we parted... The monster shouldn't hold himself to death, it should.

Lu Keyun was a little worried and wanted to reach out his hand to touch the other's small round ears. The husky at home could be masturbated, but it was too crazy and he didn't want to masturbate at all, unlike the obedient and small field mouse.

As for Aunt Xue who is neither crazy nor fluffy?

Let him go, let him be autistic, the society is so pitiful.

However, the field mouse raised his eyes and saw Lu Keyun, but finally he squeaked in horror, and jumped back like a spring on all fours, not even caring about the pumpkin leaves falling off: "Don't, don't come here!"

Lu Keyun:? ? ?Does he look very vicious?And the rumor of eating little monsters has clearly been clarified.

"What's the matter? I haven't bullied you, have I?"

The field mouse was trembling: "No, no, absolutely not."

Lu Keyun raised his forehead, since he said "no", can he stop shaking like autumn leaves and put on a look of fear and nowhere to escape, which will hurt the former IT elite very much.

"Then I invite you to eat sweet potato leaves?" He reached out and picked a sweet potato leaf. This one without burrs is much tastier than pumpkin leaves, at least he thinks it is.

As a result, the field mouse shook his head frantically, and even shook his ears: "Don't, don't come here!"

"...What's the matter?" Didn't the vole spirit say that he must be full before dying, but now he can't even buy food?

Not scientific!

"Well, Lord Xianjun said, tell me to keep a distance of at least three meters from you." Vole Jing touched his paw nervously: "He said that as long as I persist, he will teach me how to further practice. So—" Little Vole Filled with tears, she wailed and refused: "You must not come here!!!"

Lu Keyun was extremely shocked. What kind of strange thoughts did Bai Hexian instill in the vole spirit when he was farming?

In short, the vole spirit is gone, and it will definitely not be done before he has a good talk with Bai Hexian. Lu Keyun can only look at the mouse and sigh, and finally put down the sweet potato leaves and went back home full of regret.

As soon as I entered the yard, I saw the sparrow standing proudly on top of Erha, excitedly directing it to play with him.

"Hurry up, Mengping, left! Right! Jump up!"

Well, it's amazing to ride a dog while others ride a horse.

This idiot husky is the same, he can't understand what people say, but he obeys this bird. The appearance of the two troublemakers together makes people feel inexplicably eating a mouthful of dog food?This cross-species friendship really makes people... want to drive the two spirits out.

Ok?wait.

It would be a good thing if the sparrow spirit could keep Mengping from tearing down the house?

This is really: fate, wonderful.

Bai Hexian didn't come back that night, and Lu Keyun inadvertently overcooked dinner, and couldn't keep it up. Thinking about the shame of wasting food, he put it in the refrigerator and planned that if the fish came around tomorrow, it would be just for him to eat.

Yubaiba lived up to expectations, and the next day, he ran down the mountain with his fins, which were not used for half a dime except for being cute, and ran down the mountain happily.

Lu Keyun warmed up the leftovers for him to eat, and saw puffer fish sticking into the bowl like a ball, mouthful after mouthful.

Even people who are not hungry will suddenly get hungry when they see this appearance.

Looking at it, Lu Keyun suddenly felt that if he set up a live broadcast room for Yubai, his popularity might not be worse than those famous eaters with many fans. After all, human Internet celebrities are everywhere. , have you seen it?Who has seen it?

When the time comes, Yubaibau will eat the first brother in the broadcasting world, no, a fish.

Of course, the ideal is beautiful, but the reality is cruel. As long as you think about it carefully, you will know that this is not feasible at all.

If you really want pufferfish to eat live, the audience will only scold Lu Keyun for cruelty to animals, saying that he "trains poor pufferfish to eat human food indiscriminately in order to make money" and "use simple fish to make money for himself ", "The police uncle is this person".

Thinking of this scene, good guy, Lu Keyun said "good guy" on the spot.

What can he do, tell everyone that the fish is not an ordinary fish, but a fish essence, and he will not eat him badly, and he came to eat on his own initiative, not that he caught it as a live broadcast tool?Even this ball, ah bah, this fish is not afraid to be kicked by other monsters just to get food?

In the end, it wasn't "the police uncle is this person", but "the doctor's sister is this person". Lu Keyun didn't want to go to the mental hospital for a day at all.

Hey, fish, it seems that you can't be an Internet celebrity anchor.

Thinking of this, Lu Keyun reached out with a "loving" smile and touched Yu's round head.

It's not just the head, it may be the body. Anyway, the fish's head is indistinguishable from the body.

Coincidentally, Bai Hexian came home at this time, and before he had time to make a sound, he saw the scene where a human being caressed the fish spirit, and almost blew up on the spot.You must know that it is not easy for their poultry to blow up their fur, unlike cats, cats and dogs who just blow up their hair when they have nothing to do.

Cranes, please be elegant.

"Cuckoo!" Bai Hexian yelled angrily, turned into a prototype and rushed into the house like a cannonball. The fish that was still rolling in the food just now rolled off the table in fright, and bounced away like a balloon. .

It was so dangerous, so dangerous, and almost died in Hekou again. Since arriving in this Jianghe town, this pufferfish's fine skills have not improved, and his escape skills have been honed to be extremely pure.

Fleeing back to the mountain stream to hide, he patted his frightened little chest and sighed, why did Bai Bawang come back so soon, it was so scary.He was wrong, he was really wrong, he shouldn't have...