The real master is also fake

The lethality of the brats is infinite, here it is the brats x [-] directly.Even a real child would have a headache, not to mention that this is an NPC who can't be beaten or scolded.

Players are going crazy.

One of them asked calmly, "Boss, did you buy the balloon because you saw something?"

Let them know that this thing is actually useful.

But this was just an expectation. When Bai Shisan bought the balloon just now, they had already thought about this problem, and looked at it more carefully. The ten of them were stunned and didn't find the use of the balloon.

So without hesitation, he could only ask.

"No." Bai Shisan said, "It's purely for fun, I haven't played it before."

Players: "..."

Just kidding!

Only the bald man had experienced a dungeon together after all, and he vaguely understood Bai Shisan's behavior style, and if there was something real, it wasn't a competitive relationship, and the other party would not fail to mention it.

So this balloon is really useless after buying it?

"It's not necessarily useless." Bai Shisan said: "No one knows what's going on inside now, maybe it's some key item."

As for what it is, Bai Shisan, who has only seen the playground in the small farmyard, doesn't know.

The players suddenly broke into a cold sweat. They found that almost all the people who came to the amusement park bought balloons for their children.So without further ado, one of them bought one for ten yuan and handed it to Xiao Ming.

The cries of the five little Mings were fifty times as loud in an instant, and the group of people was finally able to line up quietly.

Of course no one forgot such an important thing as tickets, the players entered the amusement park smoothly.The six Xiao Ming seemed to never see any children who looked exactly like themselves, and they talked about the places they wanted to play.

Xiao Ming beside Bai Shisan was also muttering: "Roller coaster, roller coaster is fun."

"What's so fun, can I take you to fly?" Bai Shisan refused him without hesitation, and suggested, "How about we go to the Ferris wheel, it is said that couples must go there."

Xiao Ming: "..."

Xiao Xiao: "...I have a stomachache, I don't know if I should vomit or not."

However, although it was a suggestion, it was obvious that Bai Shisan didn't really intend to ask Xiao Ming. He had already walked towards the Ferris wheel, and he said plausibly as he walked, "What do children know? Of course, you still have to listen to adults about this kind of thing." .”

Of course, the point is to listen to him.

But Xiao Qi obviously won't argue with him about this, in his opinion, he can play anything.

There was no line at the Ferris wheel, not even a couple of players.It is estimated that this thing is high in the sky, and there is a lower chance of escaping if something goes wrong.

When Bai Shisan and Xiao Qi passed by, they were naturally seen by other players, and they couldn't help saying: "Don't look, they can fly, even if that thing disintegrates on the spot, they can still survive."

They should choose something that is safer, the one on the ground is the best.

Of course, it would be better if you can not play.

Bai Shisan got on the Ferris wheel. He used Miss Zheng's invitation letter to enter the dungeon. Since he was able to get him into this dungeon, it meant that Miss Zheng herself might be there.

I don't know where there is a store in this amusement park.

When he came in, he wanted to pass the map of the amusement park, and he also looked at it from the third perspective. He knew where Miss Zheng was, and he was not in a hurry to go there. He was going to have a good time before talking.

Although there are these equipments in the small farmyard, but he is the only one, far less lively than it is now.

At a glance, there are people outside, and there are also people in the small hanging baskets around them. There are three people and a bird sitting on their side. Somehow...

Bai Shisan suddenly felt that Xiao Ming was a bit of an eyesore, and so was Xiao Xiao.

Xiao Xiao who suddenly exploded: "..."

Xiao Ming who didn't know why: "..."

Stared at by two pairs of innocent eyes, one big and one small, Bai Shisan withdrew his eyes regretfully, and continued to look down.

Not far away are other players, they seem to have the same goal, staring at the bumper car on the land.The car played by children is not in the air, and there is no problem with bumping into people, so it feels relatively safe.

The main reason is that compared with roller coasters, big pendulums and jumping machines, it is simply too safe.

Relatively speaking, Bai Shisan has a problem here.

When the thing turned them to the highest point, suddenly he stopped moving.And seeing that the door, which is obviously good, is about to break, "Tsk, I won't stay for a while and even the bottom will fall off!"

Xiao Qi looked around, "No way, there is still a child, the game will not give unfinished tasks."

And apart from the two of them, there must be only a handful of other players who have flying props. If it's really like this, it's a competition to see who is more resistant to falling.

Bai Shisan also knew about this problem, so he wasn't worried at all.

Or even if he fell, he didn't worry about it.

I even had time to hold my chin to think about what was going on, and then recalled step by step, "The ones with children are all blue hanging blue, and ours is red."

So something is going to happen.

But looking at the broken green hanging basket that fell down, well, the one they picked is actually not a dead end.

Xiao Ming was terrified: "Mom and Dad, are we going to fall?"

"...No." Bai Shisan twitched the corner of his mouth and said, "But if you call my mother again, I can throw you down right now."

Xiao Ming: "..."

"Why, Mom!"

Damn it, Bai Shisan's face has turned black, the poor kid is not threatened.

But this is not a big deal, Bai Shisan originally planned to jump directly.But when you think about it, it's all up, and then you go down after turning around.

So he started the ferris wheel again with aura, and it just turned again.

And as soon as they got down, the Ferris wheel over there instantly returned to normal.

Make it clear that the target is the target.

It's not like an S-level copy.

After all, it is said that in a dungeon of this level, the danger is silent.But Bai Shisan looked at Xiao Ming who was obediently following behind, and felt that it was not difficult to understand.

Little devil, how can you expect them to be smart and scheming?

Xiao Xiao is not afraid of Xiao Ming at all, she is still rubbing his cheek happily, looking very happy with each other.

Bai Shisan and Xiao Qi got off the Ferris wheel and walked all the way to the other side.When passing by the bumper cars where the players were, I found that they hadn't come out yet, and even had a conflict with the NPC.

It's not Xiao Ming, but another NPC in the game.

It is said that it was because of the anger caused by bumper cars bumping around. Bai Shisan saw that one of the parents was too excited, and the players also looked impatient.

Think about it, in their eyes, these are all NPCs, even if they have a good attitude on the surface, they actually disdain them in their hearts.

If the NPC messes around a bit more...

Oh, the knife is on.

Bai Shisan didn't say anything, just raised his hand and tied him there.Then he walked over slowly and grabbed the knife, "What is this for?"

He patted his face with the back of the knife, and asked, "Why am I looking at you and still aiming at the child?"

Crazy!

Bai Shisan thought, isn't that group of players who have been tossing with you till now?Moreover, in order not to offend NPCs, it's a good thing they laughed along with them.

I don't know if there is such a 'sincere' smile on the face of the boss at work, do you still dislike it?

Of course, Bai Shisan is not afraid even if he fights with players, because he feels that these ordinary NPCs may not be able to handle players.

But it's over for the kids!

Is this the 'underworld' bald man who is expected to be no match for a tall man, or is he the one who sees the opponent's crowd and is ready to pick the soft one?

Either way, the answer is pretty bad.

Bai Shisan patted his face with the back of the knife, "Although this brat is really annoying and an eyesore, you can't stab him with a knife, can you?"

Xiao Ming behind him said quietly: "Little ghost?"

"Ah?" Bai Shisan reacted for a second, then changed his words silently, "Then, big ghost?"

Xiao Ming: "..."

Other players: "..."

The bald man: "Boss, is this the point?"

Others also found that this boss is very powerful, but he acted, uh, uh, there were so many unreasonable cards.

The man on the opposite side said angrily: "Don't scare me with a knife. Grandpa, you didn't know where you peed your pants when I was playing with the knife. Let me tell you, if you dare to touch my finger, I will make you lose your pants." All together."

"Cut." Bai Shisan said disdainfully, "I thought I could say something cruel."

The bald man whispered: "We are not afraid, but who knows what will happen in the dungeon, and I don't know if there will be problems if there are fewer items to play today. I really don't have time to talk to him here."

Bai Shisan glanced at him, "I look like someone talking nonsense."

Not like.

Look at the way you hold a knife, like a villain.

In a blink of an eye, the 'villain' elder brother Bai Shisan took out his newly bought mobile phone and dialed the number unskillfully.The bald man didn't even need to look, he just guessed from the position he pressed, and there was already a number in his mind.

110.

Call the police?

This broken game can also call the police, is the police useful?

Facts have proved that there are, of course, if you call the police and say that you have entered the game inexplicably and let the police rescue you, it will be useless.

After the call was connected, Bai Shisan said briefly: "We are at the bumper car in the amusement park, a man took a knife and slashed at the children."

When the opposite party heard it, they immediately became anxious, and when they were about to say something, Bai Shisan immediately said: "But I have already subdued him, but this man is now clamoring to make me look good, um, don't worry, I'm fine, we're here now One, two, three, a total of twelve adults and six children are watching him."

After clarifying the situation and hanging up the phone, Bai Shisan looked at the stunned man, "What are you thinking, in a society ruled by law, how could I hit someone casually?"

I still want to touch him, it's beautiful.

The police arrived quickly and arrested the man with the knife.

But let them make a record together, the bald man reacted, and immediately stepped forward and said: "Now we take the child out to play, and the child will not be happy if we can't play halfway. It's hard to have a free day, why don't you leave a phone call first?" , we will go to make up the statement tomorrow.”

His reaction was quick, and the others were not slow either. They immediately stepped forward and followed closely, angrily explaining why he couldn't go for the time being.

And I promised again and again that I will make up the recording tomorrow.

After all, they are not criminals. One is the family members of the victims, and the other is the brave people. After all, the police don't have to force them to take them back today to record this transcript.

Anyway, the matter is very clear, there is still surveillance over there, it is indeed the man who suddenly pulled out the knife while talking.

When the police left, several players breathed a sigh of relief.

It can be regarded as fooling around first, as for tomorrow?They will release dungeons tomorrow, and these NPCs will probably repeat this day, so that is no longer a problem.

In short, the troublemaker was taken away for education, Bai Shisan and the others can continue to play games.

Now that he's here, Bai Shisan is ready to play with the bumper cars.

He has never played this thing.

It was fun to watch them play.

So he pulled Xiao Qi, got into a small car by himself, turned around twice and collided with each other for a long time before he remembered, "Who is that, Xiao Ming, don't you play?"

Xiao Ming: "..."

Xiao Ming was stunned and asked Xiao Xiao: "Is this how they take care of children?"

"..." Xiao Xiao sighed, "He treats me pretty well, maybe it's because I'm good-looking and cute!" Bai Shisan has a high tolerance even if he sneers occasionally.

As soon as these words came out, Xiao Ming exploded immediately, "You might as well say that he hates children, do you mean that I am not good-looking, and I am not cute?"

Xiaoxiao: "..."

That's not what I said, but you've already been called a kid, so what are you still struggling with?

However, they quarreled like this because of the communication between the NPC and the props.It depends on the sympathy with the same kind who were the BOSS, but after all, Xiaoxiao is now a prop, and he is going to help Bai Shisan pass the level.So even if Xiao Ming could talk to him and bicker, he wouldn't reveal any information related to customs clearance.

Over there, Bai Shisan greeted everyone, and then he started playing again.

The bald man and other players watched this scene with mixed emotions.

They were cautious and cautious, and they didn't dare to play around. As a result, they played vigorously, as if they were in reality.Regardless of whether they like it or not, at least they have to be gentle and kind to their little ancestor Xiao Ming, but the boss is fine, you like to play or not, anyway, I will play.

so fun! ! !

Several players couldn't help looking at the bald man, "This big guy's behavior..."

"Just get used to it." In fact, the bald man only spent one dungeon with Bai Shisan, but the last dungeon... "The last dungeon was ruined, so what is this now?"

All the players thought about it, "It's a mess? Can you still come out alive?"

The bald man suddenly felt complicated, nothing else, just wanted to cry.

"It's because of the bad performance that it came out alive!"

There is no regret medicine in the world.

If there is any, he will also smash that dungeon, it is cool and safe, and it will give you a lot of points.

It's not the first time for a new player to pass the dungeon for the second time. Upon hearing this, several old players knew that the dungeon is probably not suitable for too much action, and the bald man probably did something clever, lead to loss outweighs the gain.

They didn't take it to heart, it's too common in survival games.It's good that this person has recovered a life, and some of them will never come back after making a mistake.

Over there, Xiao Xiao has already played with Xiao Ming.

The same goes for the other Xiao Ming, who drove the car around and hit Bai Shisan, who crashed back without admitting defeat, an adult playing with a group of children, and seemed to be having a good time.

A player asked: "Is the man next to him his partner? Why do you follow him like this?"

"It seems so. They were together in the last dungeon. They were basically inseparable from food and lodging to sleeping." The bald man said.

Most of the partners in this game are like this, and sometimes they even have to go to the bathroom together. After all, some dungeons are high-risk areas.

But for some reason, it was said by the bald man, which made them feel that something was wrong.

Look here, look there.

It's confirmed, it's those two people who have a problem, are normal men so boring?

It's not that they stick together, it's just that they feel that way even if they are playing now.There are single dogs among the players, and of course there is the old Sea King. It can be seen at a glance, "There is definitely something tricky. The guy in black keeps looking at the guy in blue, and he never takes his eyes off."

Although it can be said that it is to ensure the life safety of the partner, but that look is not what a normal partner should have.

Xiao Xiao squatted on Xiao Ming's shoulder, cheering him up, "Quick, quick, this way."

"This this this..."

They played very happily, and soon matched Bai Shisan.After Xiao Xiao commanded this Xiao Ming, it didn't count, and he went to lobby other Xiao Ming to target Bai Shisan.

This Xiao Qi definitely can't let go, he quickly stepped forward to help, rushing away from their immature encirclement.

"Look, he can't even make him suffer when playing." The Neptune player said: "What is this, it's love!"

Another player twitched his mouth: "So they teamed up to bully children?"

and many more,

The bald man suddenly said: "Are we here to analyze this, S-level dungeon, please don't live like an E-level dungeon!"

Of course everyone knew it well, and they didn't forget to observe while chatting.

Not to mention that they really have nothing to do right now, so they can't compete with a group of kids like Bai Shisan!

But this big guy really seems to be playing.

"Does this dungeon have to be passed in this way?" the bald man asked in bewilderment.

But it's not right, he also wanted to understand what happened to the son-in-law later, if he didn't want to live with that daughter for the rest of his life, it was the best way to do it badly.

But with this book, is it really possible to go to an amusement park with a child for a day?

No, he can't be led astray, and accidents happened on the way here, and accidents happened when he came.Not to mention anything else, they saw what happened with the Ferris wheel just now, and someone rushed over here with a knife.

It's dangerous at first glance, how can you be so casual.

After a while, Bai Shisan had played enough, Xiao Ming was a little tired, and Xiao Xiao was also tired of screaming, so everyone got up and prepared to eat.

It just so happens that this place is not far from Miss Zheng.

I saw a cotton candy seller on the road, Bai Shisan had never eaten such a big and white ball of candy, so I bought one without even thinking about it.

Xiao Ming watched eagerly, and he just said, "Children can't eat candy."

So Xiao Ming went to see Xiao Qi again, "Father."

Xiao Qi patted his head, his expression softened a little, but what he said was: "Don't fight with him, if he can't eat it, he will eat the child later."

Xiao Ming is about to cry as soon as his mouth is deflated, and the players want to cry too. What do you think you are teasing children for? You can't be coaxed by crying?

And it's not that you don't have money, buy another one and hurry up!

If you don't leave, we will also buy these few around us.

There are already players who are ready to pay, and taking the initiative to pay may gain the NPC's favorability.

Bai Shisan said: "I advise you to buy it and don't feed it to your children."

It may be a habit brought out by the first dungeon, every time Bai Shisan enters a dungeon, he will first think about what is the core of the dungeon.

Generally, it will be more obvious. For example, the core of Longevity Village is the victim of those evil things done for longevity. Good friends are related to backstabs for a lifetime, let alone interstellar monsters. Just find the only one that is not a monster. .

Generally speaking, the dungeon name largely reflects many things, and this dungeon name is Xiao Ming's favorite amusement park.

Combined with the copy requirements, it can be simplified to Xiaoming's day.

Of course, the focus of this day is the amusement park.

The problem has been constant since I went out. It is obvious that changing clothes does not have to be a real change, otherwise even if the door is kicked open, there may be a wall outside.

Mainly to get you used to your new identity.

On this day, they are responsible for taking care of the children and raising them, and they are parents.

They need to be energetic and omnipotent, and solve all the troubles, such as on the way out... Waiting for a series of things, but I also know that it will definitely not come all the way).

After entering the dungeon, there are still various dangers waiting, the ferris wheel will fall, and the bumper cars will also break up. Just now, Bai Shisan suppressed it with spiritual energy, so it didn't really fall apart.

Thinking about it later, I know there must be other problems.

Can kids eat this cotton candy?

Although Bai Shisan doesn't know much about some food safety issues in this world, he has also seen a young master with wealth in Beijing who has a big stomach and has problems after eating two bites of street food.

According to the urine nature of this game, this kid might not be able to eat foreign food.

In case of eating and vomiting, there is no need to stay in the amusement park.Their next step is to go directly to the hospital. If the game is a bit abnormal, it is not impossible to directly clean up the crematorium.

The stall owner was dissatisfied when he heard him say this, "What's wrong with my food, why can't it be eaten by children. How can you spread rumors? You, I told you that you need evidence..."

"Talk about the evidence, and then send you in with the evidence?" Bai Shisan asked calmly.

The stall owner fell silent for a moment as if his throat had been choked, and stared blankly at Bai Shisan.

What, what do you mean send it in?

Who else did you send in? ? ?

Bai Shisan persuaded the owner of the stall with one word, and tasted it again, but finally felt a bit greasy, not as delicious as expected.

He handed it to Xiao Qi casually, "Let's go!"

And decided to let Miss Zheng try it later, if you want a recipe, let those imperial chefs try to make it, and see if they can make it delicious.

I don't know if this kind of marshmallow itself is not delicious, or if the vendor can't make it well.

Xiao Qi took the marshmallow, nodded calmly, and called Xiao Ming and Xiao Xiao to follow.

Three people and one bird continued to move forward.

The bald man looked at this scene and couldn't help muttering: "This scene..."

The Neptune player answered: "This scene, isn't it just a legend, the parents are the true love, and the children are bought one get one free."

But this is a dungeon, is your painting style suitable?