The real master is also fake

Speaking of the Pingyuan Hou's Mansion, it's a mess of people who haven't done anything good in this life, only Huai Zhiya and a good one came out, and maybe it's because they are not a family at all.

Only now did I know that in the last life they still wanted to marry his sister into the family of a petty official whose ex-wife's cause of death was unknown.

Luzhu's premonition was really accurate, the Pingyuanhou's mansion was getting cold.

After all, with Pan Keshu's words, they now know clearly the evil deeds that Ping Yuanhou was tried in the previous life.There is no need to do anything else, as long as it is exposed, there is no need for Xiao Qi to use the new rights that his emperor gave him.

Bai Shisan wanted to twitch his lips every time he thought about it. It was supposed to be a very imposing sentence, but because the emperor didn't give him an official name because of selfishness, every time he mentioned it, he said, "The emperor gave him a new one." 'or' said in the previous edict'.

Can't mention it, mentioning it means being an emperor and not doing human affairs.

But thinking about what happened in the previous life, he entered Beijing, and he was able to accomplish such a big event as soon as he arrived, which is enough to show that although he did not set off early to obtain the inner alchemy of the awakened person, his game system should be the same started.

In other words, at least Fairy and Demon Romance has been opened, otherwise he must still be stupid now.

Maybe it was the spring breeze sent by the chicken awakener.

Just because there was no matter that the Pingyuanhou Mansion sent someone to pick him up, they would not meet them on the mountain and think about swallowing them before running away.Maybe he would just run away, ran to their village by mistake and ate him... Later he was rescued by Xiao Qi who rushed over.

It's exciting to think about it this way, but Pan Keshu, the only one who has memories of her previous life, doesn't know how they met.

So Bai Shisan could only think about it by himself.

Then think about how to expose Pan Keshu's life experience, and then send her to Pingyuan Houfu's family in exile, wouldn't it just be possible to take her to Ninggu Pagoda together?

But before that, they have to go to the dungeon first, to continue the game.

This matter was brought up by Xiao Qi, Bai Shisan thought for a moment that he meant to try his mother and concubine's bedroom in the palace.After all, they speculated in the last dungeon that Bai Shisan might be required to meet the conditions for entering the dungeon.

But Xiao Qi never mentioned it after he came out, and Bai Shisan didn't ask either.

At this time, when the other party mentioned it, he spontaneously thought it was from the palace, but the next second he remembered that it was already night, and it was impossible to enter the palace at this time.

So I want to use Miss Zheng's invitation letter.

Still holding a dagger in his hand, Xiao Qi pointed to a box on the ground and said: "Just to try, can I bring it in."

Bai Shisan nodded, he also had the same meaning.

Immediately went to the small farmyard to sweep around, this time he directly hung five storage bags.After hanging up, he took out the invitation letter, and then chose to enter the game.

In the next second, Bai Shisan saw a series of dungeon names flashing in front of him, and before he could take a closer look, they disappeared one by one.

It looked like it was full of people.

Looking again, there was only one left. To prevent this one from disappearing, he reached out and clicked on it, remembering that it was a copy of an amusement park.

After entering, take a look:

[Welcome to Xiao Ming's favorite amusement park in the S-level dungeon. I wish you a happy game and a successful life extension. 】

[This copy needs to go through a whole day smoothly. 】

[Current available points: 5379]

[Props currently available: Xiaomei's flower head rope, Miss Wang's hairpin, Miss Zheng's invitation letter, work together, Xiaoxiao, a writing brush, Dali wine, and a pair of scissors. 】

[Edible food available: Miss Zheng's 3 ice creams, Miss Zheng's Liangpi 2 bowls, Miss Zheng's ice powder 4 bowls, Miss Zheng's burnt jelly 4 servings, Miss Zheng's...]

Ignoring the food that couldn't fit in the big page and had to be turned over, Bai Shisan paid more attention to the dungeon level and name.

"S-class?"

Bai Shisan couldn't help but asked, "Is there a bug in the game?"

Miss Zheng's dungeons are typically low-level dungeons, most of them are E-level, D-level, and C-level, and it's hard to find even a B-level one. Why do you go over two levels to S in one go?

But having said that, the aura in the S-level dungeon is really sufficient, far stronger than the low-level dungeon.

But how could it be S rank?

It's rare that Xiao Qi is not around, Bai Shisan hurriedly opened the door and went out.Just as the door of the next room was pushed open, it was Xiao Qi.

The house they are in now is a large flat floor with a large area and a lot of rooms.

Bai Shisan was in the cloakroom before, and it was a lady's cloakroom.

He glanced at the place where Xiao Qi came out, it was full of suits.At this moment, a seven or eight-year-old boy came out, "Dad, Mom, we are leaving, why haven't you changed your clothes yet?"

Bai Shisan looked back at those skirts, and turned his gaze back without thinking.

"If you don't change your clothes, let's go."

The name of the dungeon is "Xiao Ming's Favorite Amusement Park", so this little boy must be Xiao Ming.And the two of them don't know why, a father and a mother.

Couldn't it be two fathers raising children? You can really open your eyes and tell nonsense, they are obviously two men.

And this dungeon has no advantage for them.

He is fine, Xiao Qi has only seen modern facilities in the campus copy.But how can the school compare with this kind of big flat, some things have never been seen before, and it is impossible to tell whether it is a clue of abnormality, or it is just like that.

However, out of respect for the S-level dungeon, they still took a look around.

Bai Shisan has already thought about it in his heart, if the clues produced by this dungeon are related to modern facilities, for example, someone mentioned on the forum that there is a dungeon to confirm whether the owner of the toilet is a man or a woman through the lid of the bathroom toilet. If not, he will simply pass through the customs with violence.

But just in case, he still brought out a surrogate doll for Xiao Qixian to bring.

"No need." Xiao Qi changed one himself, "You can take it with you, I have it."

Bai Shisan looked at it, in fact he could wear it or not.

After all, he has the blood-locking ability of the source of life, no matter what the situation is, he can't die immediately.And even if something happened in the dungeon, it would be impossible for him to do it a second time if he couldn't kill him at once.

But since the replacement has been replaced, bring it with you!

Xiao Ming got impatient with waiting, "Isn't it alright, mom and dad, hurry up and change your clothes, you have to go out, you promised me to go to the amusement park today."

"Kids, don't make noise." Bai Shisan grabbed Xiao Xiao and threw it to Xiao Ming: "Come, play with the bird for a while."

Xiao Ming: "..."

Xiao Ming: "Mom was wrong, it was the bird who played with me."

"They're all the same." Bai Shisan finished fooling around before realizing that the kid called his mother.I didn't think it was when my parents shouted together before, but this alone is equivalent to putting the word "mother" on his forehead.

He wanted to educate men not to call mom, but thinking it was not time to tease children, he simply searched the house again.

At least based on his cognition, he didn't see any problems.

The memo in the notebook on the table did indeed say that today I would go out to the game park with my son, and also listed a schedule.

Very detailed, including the time to get up and go.

Bai Shisan glanced at the perpetual calendar on the wall again, and there were only 2 minutes left before the departure time.It just so happens that the search is over, so let's just go downstairs!

They took the car keys and wallets they found, and were about to push the door, but they didn't push it...

Xiao Ming: "Mom is going to change clothes."

"..." Bai Shisan: "..."

Xiao Xiaozui said, "Your mother doesn't want to change into this dress."

"You can't go out without changing your clothes." Xiao Ming's face began to become less vivid, a little rigid, more like an NPC, or a weird ghost.

But when Bai Shisan saw that Xiao Xiao was crouching on his shoulder and smiling, he immediately knew there was nothing wrong.

This kid just looks like a bluff.

A paper tiger.

He didn't care about the children at all, don't think he likes to raise a younger sister, she is an adult, with independent thinking ability... In short, all he needs is some beautiful clothes and jewelry, and go to the 'fashion show'.

It's not the kind that needs to be coaxed, from childhood to adulthood, no matter what life it is, Bai Shisan is the one who is coaxed.

Letting him coax people is really embarrassing for His Royal Highness Xianwang.

On the contrary, Xiao Qi went to the door and tried it, but found that he couldn't push it open, so he said: "Otherwise, change it, you wear men's clothing, wear it outside the equipment, and let's talk about it when you go out."

Does that mean he's going to wear women's clothes?

Bai Shisan's eyes widened in shock.

Xiao Qi was actually a little uncomfortable, but Bai Shisan's rejection of women's clothing was very clear to him, he would not hesitate to go back in time when he was seen before, but now there are only the two of them, so he can only wear it.

but……

Bai Shisan quickly shook his head, "Don't do it, I don't want to see your face in the future, what I think of is your appearance in women's clothing."

It's not domineering at all, okay?

"You can't go out without changing clothes, and you can't go out without changing clothes..." Xiao Ming muttered.

Xiao Xiao also followed: "You can't go out without changing clothes, and you can't go out without changing clothes..."

Bai Shisan ignored the two repeaters, raised his leg and kicked it neatly.No matter how firmly locked the door was, he had to kick it open, and if he couldn't, he would tear down the room.

Anyway, don't make him wear women's clothes.

He always doesn't want women's clothing.

Fortunately, he didn't need to show off his supernatural power, the power of the S-level dungeon against Bai Shisan after all, Bai Shisan had the upper hand, kicked it away, and then looked at Xiao Ming: "Can we go?"

Xiao Ming: "..."

Xiao Ming: "..."

Xiao Ming was dumbfounded: "...Oh."

At first, I thought it was over, and any flowers would have to wait until I went to the amusement park to bloom.As a result, they encountered another problem as soon as they went downstairs, and they needed to drive there.

They have the car and the car keys, and they also brought it down.

The key is who drives.

Bai Shisan and Xiao Qi face each other, you look at me, I look at you.Bai Shisan said that he had never opened it before, and Xiao Qi said that he had never seen it.

The two ancients who could only ride horses and, against the sky, knew how to drive a carriage, didn't even understand how to open the door of a high-end car.

Bai Shisan recalled the plan for today that he had seen earlier. They had two hours to go there before the amusement park opened at nine o'clock.

He asked Xiao Ming, "Is the amusement park close to home?"

"Not close." Xiao Ming said, "It takes two hours to drive."

He was quite talkative at this time, so Bai Shisan immediately asked again: "Then have you been there before, and do you know how to get there?"

Xiao Ming looked at him like a fool, Bai Shisan: "..."

Xiao Qi answered quickly and asked: "Then how do you usually go there?"

"drive."

Oh, your parents know the way.

They fell silent here, and the other players just finished changing their clothes, hurried downstairs to find the car, and then navigated to search for the location of the target amusement park.

Of course, Bai Shisan didn't know.

He didn't even know, and Xiao Qi didn't even know what navigation was.

But they have long mouths, don't know what to do with the road, ask!

Bai Shisan and Xiao Qi took Xiao Ming and a little bird out of the underground garage, found a passerby outside and asked him how to get to Yueyue All Day Amusement Park.

"That's far away!" The passer-by thought for a while, "I can't tell, why don't you check the navigation?"

After finishing speaking, he turned around and left, muttering as he walked: "I asked for directions before I got to the neighborhood, what are you thinking about?"

Bai Shisan: "..."

Xiao Qi: "..."

The two people who didn't have a mobile phone and had never used navigation just listened to the voice from the passerby's mobile phone: "I have navigated to your destination."

Then the passer-by looked up and entered a mobile phone store.

Bai Shisan's eyes lit up, a mobile phone, he had wanted to get one for a long time, but he never had the chance.Now it just happened to happen, "Come on, let's go buy a mobile phone alone."

Then I took out the wallet I found in the house and saw that there were only three tickets and 100 yuan in it, and I knew I couldn't buy a mobile phone.

"It's probably used in an amusement park, so I have to consider how to spend the hundred."

Xiao Qi said.

Bai Shisan nodded, and he looked at the valuables on his body, which were all equipment.Looking at Xiao Qi's body, the only ones that can be sold are jade pendants and jade hairpins. The hairpins must have fixed hair, and the jade pendants were given by him, let alone pawned for money.

If you can open the mini-mining game, or if you don’t pretend to be an expert, you can take out valuable things in it.

At this moment, he felt a blur in front of his eyes, as if he vaguely saw the panel of the cross-dresser.

Quickly reaching out to fish it out, he pulled out a gold hairpin for women.

"I'm rich." Bai Shisan said.

No matter where it goes, gold is hard currency.

He didn't expect that he could vaguely perceive the cross-dresser, perhaps because of his improved strength. After all, he had just obtained a large wave of attribute points the day before entering the dungeon.

Of course, it is also possible that because his control over the space is getting stronger and stronger, he has faintly reached the level of taking things across space.

He suddenly remembered, "Did you bring the dagger?"

Xiao nodded.

But the big knife in the box prepared at the same time was missing, maybe it was because it was too much... But Bai Shisan wanted to try to bring it in by himself next time to see if he could succeed.

But this is all for the next dungeon. He looked at the pure gold hairpin in his hand, took it and entered the gold shop next to the mobile phone shop.

Soon, he came out with a thick wad of money, turned around and entered the mobile phone shop.

Then I bought a mobile phone, got a phone card, and after a set of operations, I figured out how to use the navigation, and then I was ready to leave for the amusement park.

Xiao Ming looked sullen, and complained to Xiao Xiao on his shoulder: "It must be too late to go there before the opening of the park."

Xiao Xiao is quite sure: "It's in time."

In the next second, Bai Shisan picked up Xiao Ming, and took off with Xiao Qi... As a monster, how could he not be able to fly.

Although he is a monster in the water, he cannot fly like birds, but he can fly!

Xiao Ming: "..."

Xiao Ming: "Ah!!! So tall!"

Not scared, but excited, eyes lit up.

the other side,

The first 'couple' drove an identical Xiao Ming to the entrance of the amusement park. It was only 15 minutes before nine o'clock.

There was a stall selling balloons at the door, but they didn't go there.After all, I only have 100 yuan on me, who knows what will happen in the future, so I still have to save some money.

After a while, another 'couple' also arrived, and they also came by car.It's just that the car obviously hit it, and when it got off, its face was very ugly.But when I turned my head and looked at the car carrying Xiao Ming's first 'couple', I suddenly felt that I was not alone in my misfortune.

Yes, something happened along the way.

Those who can reach the S-level dungeon are basically at the boss level, so the four of them exchanged information neatly, each telling what happened on the way.

It was found that the routine was still the same, except that they were rear-end chased by someone.

"There's not much time. Besides, in the game, who cares about the future of the car, whether it needs to be repaired or not, as long as it can be driven over, there is no negotiation with the car behind. Who knows how long this negotiation will take."

About 10 minutes later, another car also arrived: "I didn't have time to leave. I said I don't want to pursue the traffic police. I checked the vehicle information, and I wasted a little time."

The group that arrived first said, "It's probably because of your attitude, I'm afraid you stole the car!"

The next group arrived later, getting out of a taxi.

Seeing everyone looking over, he explained directly: "Neither of us can drive, so we can only think of other ways. A taxi will cost 250 yuan, at least 200 yuan. There is not enough money, so we still have to find a way."

Xiao Ming, who was brought by them, immediately broke it down and said: "He stole someone else's."

This other person might refer to the player.

The gazes of the others became more subtle. After all, NPCs are very difficult to grab in the dungeon.

The next group came on a shared electric car, and said: "I didn't plan the route at the beginning, and I got stuck in traffic, so I had to find another way."

In short, the Eight Immortals cross the sea, each showing their magical powers.

Five groups of people look at me, I look at you, seeing that it is almost nine o'clock, "There should be no one else!" Even if there is, it is probably too late.

"It should be!" A bald man in women's clothing said: "The S-level dungeon is really full of pitfalls. I thought the focus was in the amusement park, but it turned out to be like this on the way here. It was traffic jams and rear-end collisions. I'm afraid I didn't want to Let's fly over."

"Fly, fly." Xiao Ming suddenly said.

Then the remaining four Xiao Ming also started, "Fly, fly, fly over."

This NPC is the key point at first glance. Players dare not mess with it, but they think that flying a ghost, even if you give us a helicopter, we will not be able to fly, let alone not yet.

Children are trouble.

One of them found that the five Xiaoming were all looking up to the sky, and immediately looked over, and was shocked, "Fly, fly, it really came here."

"what?"

The five 'couples' and the ten players were stunned and looked up to the sky.

Seeing Bai Shisan and Xiao Qi leading Xiao Ming, he fell down with a whimper.You can even hear the familiar voice of mobile phone navigation: "The destination has been reached, and the navigation is over."

Players: "..."

Bai Shisan checked the time with his newly bought mobile phone, oh, it's just right.

Xiao Ming, who was feeling flustered, said: "Look, you won't be late if you tell me!"

"You, you..." Although Yinhu has confirmed that there are two big bosses with outstanding strength since the last dungeon came out, no one has ever said that they can fly!

Bah, there are flying props.

And it's just a hurry, do you need such a luxury, why can't you come!

Bai Shisan thought they were asking why it was so late, so he replied: "Originally, there should be more than enough time, but because the flight was too fast, I had to adjust the direction and search again, so I was late."

Everyone: "..."

That's not what we want to know.

"Boss, where's your car?" the bald man asked.

Bai Shisan looked over and found that he was an acquaintance, that is, the bald man in the son-in-law copy.He replied: "It won't open, do I still have to carry it here?"

Bald man: "..."

other people:"……"

"Can't drive?" The boss can't drive?

However, before they were surprised by the outrageous news, someone asked again, "Your clothes..." All the players had women's clothes before, and it was just strange that there was a woman disguised as a man over there. How come people can go out without changing clothes.

Is there anything else they haven't noticed?

Bai Shisan let out an 'oh', felt extremely sympathetic to them, and kindly told the answer: "The door is kicked open, so you don't have to change clothes."

The corner of the bald man's mouth twitched. He was unlucky enough to be disguised as a woman, but he was still strong, so he couldn't bear to look like that.

At first I also thought about not wearing it, and I must have kicked the door, completely motionless.

Before they could communicate any more, it was already nine o'clock, and the gate of the amusement park opened.

The tourists waiting outside the door all ruled out going in, and the players were also preparing to line up, but because of Bai Shisan and Xiao Qi's reputation, they took a special look at them.

It turned out that the two people were not in a hurry to enter the park, but went to the balloon seller at the door.

It was Bai Shisan's first time buying balloons, so he bought four because he thought it was interesting.He and Xiao Qi are alone, leaving Xiao Ming and Xiao Fen.

Xiao Ming was very happy and took it, Xiao Xiao said: "...Look at my claws, can they hold the thread?"

"Oh, what a pity!"

He looked as if he was about to return the balloon, so Xiao Ming hurriedly said, "I'll hold it for you."

So he held up two fat duck balloons, one in each hand, and followed Bai Shisan and Xiao Qi who were holding fat tiger balloons into the amusement park.

The other Xiao Ming are very envious.

Immediately not leaving, I want a balloon...

But players obviously don't spend money easily, after all, there is only 100 yuan, and a balloon costs 10 yuan.After all, they don't know what's going on in the amusement park, so they don't want to spend any extra money.

However, Xiao Ming is a child, so he doesn't like this at all.

Don't say that you don't understand, and no one will explain the causal relationship to them in detail.So as soon as this side refused, there was an immediate trouble over there:

"I want balloons, I want to fly, if you can't fly, don't sell balloons, I want balloons, I want balloons!"

Players: "..."

Bai Shisan: "..."

Good guy, this has already caused a 'big mess' before entering the door.