The real master is also fake

In the dangerous S-level dungeon, everyone should have passed the dungeon with a nervous face, but... some people abruptly made it feel like a love dungeon.

Are you two here on a date at an amusement park?

Fortunately, the two of them didn't do anything out of the ordinary, and they didn't call each other 'kiss baby'.The old Neptune among the players even sighed with emotion: "Tsk, he looks like a pure boy at first glance, he doesn't know how to play at all."

Pooh!

Everyone glared at him immediately, and you still want them to play.

Bai Shisan and Xiao Qi, who 'can't play', found Ms. Zheng's shop. As soon as they entered, he saw Ms. Zheng leaning against the counter, chatting with two female players.

When Bai Shisan entered, they were chatting about how to apply their makeup so that it would look natural when they were put on.

Seeing Bai Shisan, Miss Zheng came over to say hello.

Bai Shisan threw five storage bags over neatly, Miss Zheng immediately ignored him, "I'll go to the back kitchen to store the ingredients, I'll talk about the rest later."

After a while, Miss Zheng came to deliver the storage bag.

"It's still convenient now, and it's easy to carry a lot of things." Thinking about the first time I carried it with a bag, and then a few big boxes, the painting style of these two times is considered normal.

Bai Shisanxin said, I'm afraid it will be easier in the future.

When his strength is higher, maybe he can directly connect between games.At that time, there is no need to prepare in advance, just take whatever you want.

It's not very stable yet, so it can only rely on the storage bag.

After saying a few more words, Miss Zheng brought over food, and then went to chat with the two girls again.

Thanks to Bai Shisan, I don't know who reported that the player had a pleasant chat with Miss Zheng.As a result, some players tried to communicate with Ms. Zheng, and now Ms. Zheng has a lot of chatting friends.

Players who come to eat will greet each other with a smile, and those who are interested can chat together.

She has a gentle and calm personality, and she can cook well, and she can make up and make clothes, so she is really very popular.Players will know that this NPC is really not scary at all.

But also because it was an NPC, no one dared to say anything excessive, and they were all very polite.

Ms. Zheng's dream of opening a small shop, with a few customers, chatting with everyone, and looking at the sunset and sunset days, may have almost been perfectly realized.

After chatting over there, the two female players also left after eating, and Miss Zheng returned to Bai Shisan's side.

Mainly ask him if he has any dishes he wants to take away.

The last time Bai Shisan came alone, he almost cooked all the dishes related to beef.Miss Zheng has only learned a new one recently and plans to add it to him.

Now I'm just asking if there is anything else I want to eat. Recently, her roast duck has been quite good.

Of course Bai Shisan wanted it, and proposed cotton candy.

"It's simple." Miss Zheng said.

The bald man waits for the player: "..."

Good guy, you even order food, take food, don't you always order what you want in the store?

Boss, you are really playing a life-extending game, instead of pulling the person next to you to come on vacation together, oh, and experience the fun of raising children in advance.

Although looking at you two men, it is estimated that there will be no children in the future.

Miss Zheng really knew how to make marshmallows, and she took one for Bai Shisan when she left.He tasted the taste and was satisfied, so he tore off a small piece and fed it to Xiao Qi.

"Try it, it's completely different from the previous one."

He almost misunderstood that marshmallows were not tasty.

But this time, he remembered to ask Miss Zheng to give Xiao Ming one too.

Ms. Zheng is a kind-hearted person. She took a look at the six Xiaomings at the scene. After returning to the back kitchen, she took out six identical cotton candy in a short while.

It was also specially made in the shape of a small animal.

Xiao Ming was finally satisfied.

Happily holding beautiful and delicious marshmallows and following the adults out of Ms. Zheng's shop, they are already old players and understand: "I'm afraid not all of the food here, at least 80.00% or nine Ten can't eat."

Otherwise, Miss Zheng's copy would not appear.

While speaking, the player also glanced at Bai Shisan.

The latter thought what to look at, I was so good at dispelling it, I dared to put poison in my mouth, let alone a small piece of cotton candy.

Nothing can stop me from trying new foods.

Along the way, Bai Shisan roasted intestines, stinky tofu, small potatoes, fried skewers and popcorn with milk tea. At the end of the purchase, Xiao Qi almost couldn't carry it in his hands.

It's okay that Bai Shisan hasn't eaten grilled sausage before, like fried skewers with milk tea and popcorn. He has eaten it at Miss Zheng's before, but he really doesn't like the taste of the outside.

Only Bai Shisan, the popcorn, was eaten by Xiao Ming.

Other players followed suit and bought popcorn too.

They can only watch but not eat. This group of people feel that if they don't feed them, the NPC will explode in the next second.

I didn't see how wronged I was.

One of the female players thought for a while and explained: "Children have a lot of food, it's better not to eat it, it will hurt the stomach, it's not that I don't give it to you."

Xiao Ming wondered, "Is that so?"

"Yes." Another player also hurriedly said: "The milk tea contains too much sugar, and the fried skewers are unhygienic. Children really can't eat it. You see, the adult only took a bite."

Several Xiaoming were persuaded.

Only Bai Shisan and Xiao Qi led Bai Shisan, who looked up and was about to rush to the next grocery store, and asked, "You really think so?"

"That's not entirely true."

Bai Shisan is very honest: "But you really can't eat those things, so it's very troublesome to distinguish them. My lord is really tired. Sometimes I really wish that you are invulnerable to swords and guns, water and fire, so that you can save a lot of trouble."

Raising children is quite a troublesome thing. There are problems everywhere in food, clothing, housing and transportation, and everything needs to be taken care of.

Getting sick and having a fever is like the sky is about to collapse, and if you don't do it well, you will burn and die.

This is their world. It is said that it is like the world of Lemonwood and Tianrandai, as well as sportsmen and middle-aged men. Fever is still easy to treat, but there are still other problems.

Maybe you bought problematic milk powder, whether the baby wipes are up to standard or not, whether the clothes are A-class, that’s it if you don’t go to school, and you have to help with homework and enroll in classes, you need a pair of sharp eyes to discover your child’s hobbies and interests. Cultivating talent costs money, not to mention energy.

Of course, there are important psychological issues that need to be taken care of...

Unlike Huai Zhiya, who is already eighteen, sensible, smart and self-reliant, Bai Shisan only needs to stand out as a backer, and send some beautiful clothes and jewelry from time to time.

It's even simpler for Xiaoxiao, give him fruits and spirit stones, and this guy can have a silly day.

However, he took a look at Xiao Ming, who was only a little old. What he didn't say was that children are still fragile, so this kid doesn't know how to kill himself.

Speaking of this, Bai Shisan suddenly had an idea.

He picked up his surrogate doll, and stuffed it into Xiao Ming's hand: "I'll play with you." I don't know if this prop is useful for NPCs, oh, this may be a BOSS, but I still don't know if it can be used.

But it doesn't take long to try.

The other players were stunned. Boss, are you addicted to raising children? It seems that you don't like babies very much. That's a dead baby.

A 500 points!

After this game, they are far from earning these points, the gain outweighs the loss!

On the other hand, the other boss frowned, as if he wanted to give him his replacement doll, but was rejected.They watched as the big bird breeder who claimed to be the King of Freedom exchanged another dead doll on the spot and brought it with him.

No, big brother, how did you get into the appearance of not taking points as points.

The bald man couldn't help but wondered: "Boss, how many dungeons did you go through..." to become so calm and rich now.

Bai Shisan thought for a while, it seemed that there were not many of them.

Counting this is the eighth, but because more additional questions are made, and there are more cases of full marks, so the points are a little more.

However, he looked at this group of bitter players, and didn't know whether he should speak out to stimulate them, and the game didn't let him talk about the additional questions.

But seeing his appearance, the players obviously misunderstood, thinking that he had too many lives to count.

Then he asked again, "Big brother, where did you get so much money!"

"It's something." Bai Shisan said.

Players: "..."

They didn't know about the Bai Shisan gold hairpin, they just thought it was something they took from the game character's house and sold it, and they couldn't help feeling that the boss's operation was really wild.

The bald man walked last, and said to his partner this time: "Look, I just said it's easy to get along with."

The partner nodded, and they themselves faced low-level players outside, and they were also called big bosses.But there are more or less problems, it is difficult to ask and talk like this, and still not dislike you for being stupid.

After all, it is already very annoying to play this broken game, and it is difficult to maintain a good mood when encountering some problems.

But the first two, no, or that one is different.

Look, people are looking at the merry-go-round horse again, what's so fun about it, even Xiao Ming is not interested, and he wants to go to play the roller coaster.

After playing the carousel, I just passed by the roller coaster, and I didn't want to leave for six hours.

Players have a headache.

They really don't want to touch the roller coaster, and they don't want Xiao Ming to touch it either. If something happens halfway and Xiao Ming suddenly disappears, what will happen to their mission?

"You really can't play with this?" The bald man in a woman's outfit with hot eyes tried his best to persuade Xiao Ming: "You are too young to play."

Xiao Ming still wants to play, and the reason is very good, "The students just played last week."

Players: "..."

The players were thinking of a different way, when Bai Shisan walked over to take a look.There is a height limit pole near this kind of game, and the roller coaster must be at least 1.4 meters to play.

And Xiao Ming...

Bai Shisan waved his hand, beckoned Xiao Ming, and waved him there, "Look, you are not tall enough to play."

"But the students all played." Xiao Ming said.

Bai Shisan glanced at him up and down, and said sympathetically, "It means that all the classmates in your class are taller than you, but you don't have to feel inferior, you will grow taller in the future."

Xiao Ming: "..."

Xiao Ming really wanted to cry 'Wow' for him to see.

What kind of parents are these? Are there such parents?

Endured it, endured it again, still couldn't swallow the breath, Xiao Ming just sat on the ground and couldn't leave, pretending, "I don't care, the students are all playing, many of them are not as tall as me, they can enter, this The people in the playground are not strict."

"That's not okay, it's dangerous." Bai Shisan finished speaking and looked at the female player who spoke earlier.

the latter:"???"

Bai Shisan said: "Come on, persuasion, reason like you just now, tell him the danger of this matter. And many things are wrong in themselves, so it's not like you can do it if others do it. of."

Female player: "..."

"You can't do it either? Then I can only find him a person who is good at speaking the truth. I will go there later and take a two-hour safety education class."

As Bai Shisan spoke, he seemed to pick up his phone to see where he could take this kind of class.

Xiao Ming: "..."

Players: "..."

Good guy, you are still ruthless!

The little Mings stopped crying, and those who were lying on the ground got up. They finally managed to play for a day, and they didn't want to lose at least two hours because of themselves.

The players stared blankly, never expecting that there is such a way to deal with the bear NPC.

In the past, I only thought that what was said on the forum must be watery, because some things are just nonsense.As a result, it seems that it is not ridiculous at all, it is something this person can do.

"However, his tricks are really effective against NPCs!" Some players couldn't help but said.

Didn't the six Xiao Mings have been 'persuaded' completely?

In order not to go to the safety education class, the six Xiao Ming gave up riding the roller coaster and had to find other play items that are more suitable for children.

But this amusement park is not a special children's amusement park, and many children's projects do not have it.

Bai Shisan also saw a lot of irregular behaviors. In short, there were some things different from the incidents related to the amusement park that he had obtained before.

Although he doesn't know much about these things, a mobile phone is a good thing, and he can check everything online.

For example, which number to call for the police is the one found earlier.

As for the fact that the yamen has been transformed into a police station, it was only after several new players claimed to call the police in the previous games that they learned about it.

Now he urgently checked again, what can children play... After checking, he felt that this was a waste of time, after all, this is just a game, and there are too many irregularities in this entire amusement park.

Even if it can be played by children, it does not mean that there will be no accidents. After all, the stalls selling snacks are unhygienic.

So after playing two more games, Bai Shisan ruthlessly reported the amusement park.

Along the way, he wrote a long article on what he saw and heard, and marked all the problematic places.The bald man next to him saw that someone had been playing with his mobile phone, so he poked his head over to take a look, and was stunned.

Neptune player asked him: "What's wrong?"

"..." The bald man pointed to Bai Shisan: "He reported it to the amusement park."

Neptune player: "..."

Other players: "...So, can this still happen in the game?"

Facts have proved that it can, and the reaction speed in the game is faster than outside.Just like the speed at which the police were called to the police earlier was like the police station opened at the entrance of the amusement park, no, maybe faster than that.

If the response in this regard is also extremely fast, the relevant departments will arrive soon, and after two or three investigations, the amusement park will be closed.

The players were stunned, and at the same time, they quickly looked at Xiao Ming, fearing that these children would cry because the amusement park was closed and they couldn't play.

As a result, Xiaoming didn't cry.

On the contrary, Bai Shisan felt a little regretful, "Actually, it's quite fun here, but it's a pity that it's a bit unmannered. Some dangerous projects should be stricter, otherwise something will happen sooner or later."

Other players: "..."

They don't know if it's fun or not. Anyway, let's play it outside. They really don't want to see the facilities in the life extension game.

It's horrible, there are pits everywhere.

If it weren't for Bai Shisan, they would have been in a hurry, and a few Xiao Ming would have died.

The boss is amazing, trying to turn the tide...

But what to do now, the game probably requires them to accompany Xiao Ming to play in the amusement park for a whole day, it's only mid-afternoon, what should we do next?

However, just when they were at a loss when they thought of this, the game voice came out:

【Congratulations, you have reached the clearance conditions. Players can choose to leave immediately, or wait until the game time is over before leaving. 】

"What, what?"

Is this closed?

They looked surprised, "Don't you want to play with Xiao Ming for a day?" The dungeon name is also Xiao Ming's favorite amusement park!

Bai Shisan was not too surprised, "Xiao Ming's favorite is an amusement park where he can have fun and be safe. Do you like it like this?"

Closing down quickly can save a little trouble, maybe it can save a life.

Xiao Ming is a good boy.

At first, Bai Shisan also thought that he was going to spend a day with this kid in an amusement park, but after most of the day, he saw that there were so many irregularities in this amusement park that it was unbearable.

The other players just think that the game is playing tricks to kill them, but Bai Shisan doesn't think so.Because Xiao Ming only expressed that he wanted to play from the beginning to the end, no matter which project, players were not required to play with him.

Along the way, even if there is no Bai Shisan, a few Xiao Ming will die at most, and the players will probably be fine, er, at least they won't die on the amusement facilities.

At that time, Bai Shisan understood that although this dungeon is probably S-level, the degree of danger is really not particularly high.

It can be regarded as a special S class.

And the fact that Miss Zheng herself can appear here already speaks for itself.When there is a problem with some high-level dungeons, they will not arrange a store for Miss Zheng to come out, and it is up to the players to figure out their own solutions.

The most important thing is that Xiao Xiao has been pestering Xiao Ming to play, and the relationship between one person and one bird is very good.

Bai Shisan asked a question earlier, Xiao Xiao said that he didn't know him before.

That's obvious.

You must know that when Xiaoxiao was in the previous dungeon of Death Lane, he was cowardly when facing the boss and waiter in the inn, although he himself insisted that it was instinct.However, Xiaoxiao is not afraid at all when facing the bear children who are supposed to be very lethal to birds and small movements.

What does this prove? It proves that Xiao Ming is actually a good boy, and he will not mess with small animals casually.

So Bai Shisan guessed that Xiao Ming was very likely to be the victim of the amusement park facilities problem, so he was obsessed with it, so he gave it a try, and simply reported it obediently.

Otherwise, this is a dungeon, and Bai Shisan wouldn't worry about it.The reason for calling the police to catch the man who stabbed people was to continue playing, but closing the amusement park may cause everyone to fail to complete the task.

But if the dungeon really needs to be played all day, then the amusement park should not be closed.Seeing those relevant personnel coming so quickly, Bai Shisan knew he had guessed right.

Therefore, this result is not surprising to him at all.

He even checked his mood and found that there was an amusement park nearby, so he immediately said, "Let's go, let's continue playing in another place." Anyway, he still has a lot of money, enough to buy a few more tickets.

The bald man and others: "..."

The bald man tentatively asked, "Boss, aren't you going out?"

"Don't worry!" Bai Shisan said, "It's so hard to come here, why don't you have a good time. This broken amusement park over here, are you having fun?"

other people:"……"

We didn't play, we watched you play with Xiao Ming the whole time.

But the point is this, the point is that this is in the game, even though you have cleared the level, it doesn't mean that there is no danger at all, you can continue playing just like you are following outside?

In fact, Bai Shisan was really good at it, he took Xiao Qi and Xiao Xiao, and then took Xiao Ming, and just flew to another amusement park.

Xiao Ming finally got to play the roller coaster he had been thinking about. There is a roller coaster specially for children. The height limit is not 1 meters like the previous one. Xiao Ming can still play with his current height.

Xiao Ming asked Xiao Xiao in a low voice: "Do you think he also guessed the scoring mechanism of this dungeon?"

"That shouldn't be possible." Xiao Xiaoxiao: "I think he really just wants to play by himself. Look, how much fun he has."

Xiao Ming saw it and had to admit that there was absolutely no water in these words.

He noticed that some players had quit there, so he told Xiao Xiaoxiao: "I'll go score, you set up a cover for me, don't let people see it."

"Okay!" Xiao Xiao patted her chest with her wings, feeling very refreshed.

The first players to play the game were the couple who grabbed money and took a taxi. They were quite happy and thought that the game was basically a win.Although there is no hope for props, but for those who enter the S-level dungeon for the first time, it is already very good to be able to lie down and get points and life extension time.

But Xiao Ming looked at them and said, "Give money, bad review!"

then:

[Congratulations to the player for successfully clearing Xiao Ming's favorite amusement park, rewards are now being distributed. 】

[Congratulations to the player for getting [-] days of life extension. 】

[Congratulations to the player for scoring [-] points. 】

Congratulations?

Congratulations!

Didn't it mean that the number of life extension days given by the S-level dungeon will be more than that of the A-level dungeon? How come they have zero days.What does this mean? It means that the copy of the game has to be re-entered as soon as it is released.

And I didn't even get any points.

Is it easy for them to work hard, holding back all day not daring to dissatisfy Xiao Ming.When I went to the amusement park, I had to settle the money for a taxi. When I saw players robbing NPCs, I used props to cut them off and robbed them to collect the money, and I had the money to buy balloons and other things in the amusement park later.

As a result, after this flipping operation, one item was used up, and they were told that they didn't get anything?

In an instant, they all wanted to complain about the game.

However, this idea has not had time to expand, because they did not get the number of life extension days, so in the next second, another copy of the game has been opened to them.

But the other players were not in a hurry to leave. Of course, they didn't take their little Ming to other amusement parks like Bai Shisan did. Let's not talk about anything else, they didn't have enough money to buy a ticket.

They could only use the few change they had left to find a restaurant that seemed to be reliable, and ordered some food for Xiao Ming.

After that, the time was almost up, and they found that it looked the same as the outside world at first glance, and they couldn't research any S-level dungeons, so they lost the desire to stay any longer.

After going out, they also got good points and life extension time with their respective performances.

Bai Shisan played happily until the end of the game time.

Xiao Ming thought about it and felt that he had a lot of fun.

Although the parents were not gentle enough, they protected him well and ate well.Although I didn't eat a lot of baked goods, the food in Ms. Zheng's shop is delicious.Not to mention giving him marshmallows later, I don’t know where to get the candy figurines or something (Ms. Zheng gave it earlier).

And the three views are very upright, he will save other children, call the police, and completely destroy that irregular amusement park.

Although there are some flaws, but no one is perfect, I can bear it...

He was ready to score the highest score, but Bai Shisan said very happily: "The amusement park is really fun." He then looked at Xiao Qi: "When I have a chance, I will take you to play again. "Of course we have to wait until he tells Xiao Qi about the small farmyard.

Xiao Qi also looked at him, the friendship in his eyes was undisguised, and he was still holding the ice cream that Bai Shisan had eaten half before.

At that moment, Xiao Ming felt some kind of uncomfortable emotion.

Do not,

Sure enough, some points should be deducted from them.

So after Bai Shisan and Xiao Qi got out of the game, they saw:

[Congratulations to the player for successfully clearing Xiao Ming's favorite amusement park, rewards are now being distributed. 】

[The player achieves a perfect pass and gets 98 points.Players complete the additional questions to release the NPC's obsession, and the reward points are 1000 points.Players gain NPC favor and get props: I am a bear.Obtained food: Miss Zheng's cotton candy x 100, Miss Zheng's milk peanut candy x 100, Miss Zheng's...]

[The player cannot tell the content and rewards of the additional questions to others. 】

[Please keep your heart and be a good person. 】

Bai Shisan looked at the 98 points, and twitched the corner of his mouth, what is this, Xiao Ming's last stubbornness.