Xiu Erdai's daily essays

09692-Bookkeeping

"You may not be able to see the shape of the red mist clearly because you have been flying in the red mist. If you land on the ground, maybe...you can see another beautiful phoenix courting you?"

Xia Tuan: "Stupid, I have a problem with my energy structure, and I can't have children at all. Realistic spirit beasts must not care about courtship when they can't have children. When they see it, they just pretend that they don't see it, and then it seems that they really can't see it." .”

Me: "Do you know where your energy structure blocks the chance of having a baby? What kind of energy structure can you have a baby?"

Xia Tuan: "The situation of spirit beasts is different from that of your monks. The proportion of spirit beasts giving birth to children in the Mahayana period is not low. You actually see less because the number of spirit beasts in the Mahayana period is very small, but you I’m sure you’ve heard of this kind of thing more or less. The phoenix gave birth to eggs, the dragon gave birth to nine sons, and the white tiger raised a litter of cubs... As long as you believe that spirit beasts such as dragons and phoenixes can naturally reach the cultivation base of the Mahayana stage of transforming gods, then you will see It's not uncommon for these legendary spirit beasts to give birth to children."

Beast Master: "We are familiar with this. Whether spirit beasts can have children mainly depends on whether they have broken through the innate ceiling. If they don't break through, they have a chance of birth, no matter how high their cultivation level is; The higher the cultivation base, the lower the chance, and the chance of being above the stage of transformation is basically zero. In addition, if the two spirit beasts have not broken through the ceiling, then the one with the higher cultivation base is still more difficult to survive than the one with the low cultivation base. , but no matter how difficult it is, it will not be so difficult that it seems impossible.”

Disciplinary Department: "Hey, don't patronize chatting, and sign up for those who are damaged. A communication matter can be settled in a second. Can you talk to us? Ignore us again, we will keep you accountable. If you don't cooperate The next time the guy fouls, add it."

"If the number of applicants increases, will the amount of punishment for Mei Da be greatly increased?"

Disciplinary Office: "It's not yet decided whether to punish Mei Shuanli, let alone increase the amount of punishment. It is still under study. If you are really worried, you can attach 'not to hold Mei Shuanli accountable' at the time of registration. Anyway, even if Mei Shuanli is punished, it is within the scope of ignoring the case, and the victim can let Mei Shuanli go if he makes it clear that he will not be held accountable."

Discipline Department: "Really, Mei Shuanli, who may be punished, has already come to the Discipline Department to cooperate obediently. You miserable masters are procrastinating? We just don't bother to file an application to adjust the records of the Yunxia Sect's big formation, when we really can't do without you Do you cooperate?"

"Look, I'm about to start jotting down my notebook as I'm talking. Careful of the Disciplinary Department."

"Remember it if you want. Anyway, I was not damaged in this red mist illusion, and I don't need to cooperate with the work of the Disciplinary Department. At worst, they will remember me as a 'cynicism'."

09693 - Basis for illusion

Disciplinary Department: "Remember."

"Just remember it, I won't be afraid of you if I dare to mention it."

"Well, will the Disciplinary Department really hold grudges against someone because of the sarcasm in their words, and punish them next time?"

"Yes, they will. It's just so narrow-minded. If you have to study whether there is any serious basis in line with the terms of the Commandments, then you can probably classify the mockers as 'not cooperating with the work of the Commandments' and 'impeding the execution of punishments by the Commandments' 'let's go."

"Our group of people talked off the topic, and indeed the injured party who should have reported to the discipline office for a while forgot to report. This is a delay in the business. Of course, if someone is punished for this small delay, one is easy It caused dissatisfaction among many people, and the other is that the Disciplinary Department does not have enough manpower to implement it on a large scale, so just keep it in mind.”

"Then wait for the opportunity and kill with one hit."

I asked Legge: "Are you interested in chopping Tuanxia's sword? Mei Shuanli said that you can chop it whatever you want."

Le Ge: "Why do you want to cut it? The main function of Tuan Xia is not to be a target for sword training, right? And... after I cut it, will Tuan Xia transform into... the scene in my mind?"

Xiatuan returned to Yaofeng and said, "Anyway, the red mist that filled Yunxiazong didn't reflect the scene in my mind."

Me: "It doesn't reflect your memory either? Maybe some corners of your memory can match up with the phantom of the red mist? Maybe Tuanxia searched for the part it is most interested in in your brain and transformed it into a mist form? Maybe that part isn't what you're interested in, maybe if you don't dig carefully you don't even know you have such a memory, but it does exist?"

Xia Tuan dug carefully for a while, then shook his head: "It's hard to say. Looking at your video records and additional explanations, those red mist forms don't surprise me. I can understand the meaning of each form you pointed out, so I should At least I have seen the same kind of form, that is, I have memories of the same kind of form. But if we only use "same kind" to define this range, it is not easy to determine. Watching pigs giving birth, I can also say that it can be analogized to human marriage, but this It is not suitable to be called direct memory, but should be regarded as logical deduction?"

I took Coach Wei out of the small follower, and then wondered if Coach Wei could attack Tuan Xia by himself if I didn't use spiritual power to drive her, or could I use something to isolate me and push Tuan Xia to hit Coach Wei with spiritual power? on the blade?

09694 - everything can be calculated

Pei Bing: "Why are you afraid that your spiritual power will come into contact with Tuan Xia? Even if Tuan Xia really reads your memory through your spiritual power, at worst it will be a lecture for Yunxia Sect. You will be so happy because of this." Excuse me?"

Pei Jianzhuo: "If you mind being seen by too many people during the experiment, you can build a separation wall and temporarily block Tuanxia in Yaofeng, and then you will be the only ones who will happen... and the Yunxia Sect's formation, Yunxia Sect The elders, the head of Yunxia Sect, etc. know about it. Their ability to keep secrets is very good."

In fact, I was mainly afraid that Tuanxia would react with my memory, and then the crazy operators would work more enthusiastically.

Maoqiu: "But even if you don't respond directly, the crazy operators have already started a new round of madness just because you are guessing and worrying so much now."

I started building the enclosure.When the isolation cover was first built, its highest point was ten meters higher than Tuanxia's altitude; then I shrunk the isolation cover and slowly made the inner wall of the isolation cover close to Tuanxia.Tuanxia floated down cooperatively until she was only one person high from the ice surface of Yaofeng Peak.

Pei Bing: "If it's just to change the position of Tuanxia, ​​it seems that there is no need to gradually compress the space like this? You can just grab Tuanxia in your hand, that's how Mei Shuanli took out Tuanxia. If you just hold it with your hands, Tuanxia It seems that it won't be activated? Maybe an attack above a certain amount must be carried out before Tuanxia will be vaporized?"

be quiet.When doing things in reality, the logic is often imperfect, redundant steps are made, and contradictory behaviors appear. It is impossible to follow every step, and it is impossible to always meet the optimal calculation solution of the crazy operator.Crazy operators should gradually understand that many human behaviors cannot be calculated, and they should not calculate appropriately, be a little stupid, and be lazy appropriately.

The crazy operator grunted and calculated more vigorously.

Pei Jianzhuo: "Imperfect and non-optimal logic does not mean that it cannot be calculated. Contradictions and redundant behaviors can also be analyzed."

Maoqiu: "For example, it was analyzed that Pei Lin's purpose was to make things difficult for the crazy operator, so the crazy operator also converted this purpose into parameters and put them into the calculation formula."

Pei Jianzhuo: "If the essence of the world is regarded as calculation, then everything in the world can be calculated. The question is nothing more than which calculation method to use and to what extent."

I grabbed Coach Wei and poked Tuanxia with the tip of the sword. It felt soft and it was not difficult to pierce it. Then I patted Tuanxia with the blade of the sword.

A house spirit yawned and floated out of Xiao Sui's space, saying: "This is an aura ball, or it can also be regarded as an energy ball. There is no point in destroying its form. If you want to hurt it, you need to use your The energy interacts with it. But when your energy actually touches it, whether it can cause damage to it or push it into normal working mode, it’s not certain.”

09695 - sleepy

Since returning from the meeting, the house spirits have been very tired. They have to sleep for more than [-] hours a day, and the few remaining waking hours seem to be sleepwalking.The bears are no longer bears, and they don't seem to have been suppressed. It's just that people can't figure out why they look so tired.Even though they were in the venue, they were still moving around frequently, and they seemed to be very energetic.

Jiajing’s explanation for this is: “We exhausted our energy in that meeting. Yunxia Lingbao cheated us, she squeezed the energy of all the spirits participating in the meeting, and watered it into the environment of Yunxiazong. After that, we spirits are like A dead battery, it takes a long time to fully recharge, because while charging, we continue to send energy to the Yunxiazong environment. That meeting established a one-way energy transmission line from the elves to the Yunxiazong environment .”

I asked them: "Is there proof?"

The house spirit replied with a serious face: "We elves don't pay attention to evidence. What we think of is the truth."

You should continue to sleepwalk.If Yunxia Lingbao really built that kind of energy transmission line that works continuously, it's no wonder you unscrupulous elves didn't collectively betray Yunxia Sect.

At this moment, Jiajing, who has been unable to wake up recently, acts as if she understands Tuanxia very well.I don't know if they really understand, or just make up their minds.

The house spirit yawned again, and continued, "I really understand this time. If you don't believe me, we can capture the Tuanxia elves and let them introduce themselves to you."

Me: "Please catch."

Jiajing: "Tch, such a distrustful tone."

Me: "So you have found a reason not to arrest you?"

Three house spirits rushed into Tuanxia, ​​and after a while, a new spirit came out.

After flying close to me, the three house spirits pushed the new elf, causing it to fall into the air in a kneeling posture, and then the three house spirits returned to the small space to continue sleeping, while the new elf Looking up at me weeping.

I:"……"

This new elf looks like... a small white flower, and is also very plainly dressed, which doesn't seem to match the various forms of the previous red mist.The red mist form is obviously very unrestrained.

I asked it: "Are you the only elf in Tuanxia? Did the house spirits arrest you because they saw you as the best bully? Are you the weakest elf in Tuanxia?" What is it like to be the strongest?"

The little white flower elf continued to fall down with tears in his eyes.After a while, it saw that I really didn't feel sorry for it at all, and wanted to seek justice for it. It gave up the shape and changed to a normal floating posture, and its eyes changed from innocent, weak and cowardly to unhappy.