Xiu Erdai's daily essays

09688-Swallow

Xia Tuan: "Can you see where I am disabled?"

Me: "At least your head must be abnormal? Why haven't you got your long-term residence permit yet?"

Xia Tuan: "Maybe it's because the head and elders of Yunxia Sect also think that my head is not normal enough, and I may turn around at any time and make them want to roast Phoenix? I think they didn't give me a long-term residence permit not just because they were afraid I caused irreversible harm to the disciples of Yunxia Sect. More importantly, they had a premonition that they might not be able to resist irreversible harm to me."

Me: "There is no fortune teller among the elders of Yunxia Sect."

Xiatuan: "In the stage of transforming gods, I have successfully understood across professions."

Xia Tuan: "I know how I should play with this Tuan Xia ball." Saying that, Xia Tuan flew to Tuan Xia's side, flew around Tuan Xia three times, and sucked Tuan Xia into her mouth.

In terms of objective volume alone, unless Xiatuan or Tuanxia undergoes a huge change in appearance, even if Xiatuan tries to open its mouth wide, it is impossible to eat Tuanxia in one bite. Xia didn't shrink, and Xiatuan's mouth didn't enlarge, but Tuanxia entered Xiatuan's mouth so smoothly, and then Xiatuan swallowed Tuanxia with a thud.

This kind of thing that violates visual physical cognition, but can happen smoothly, seems a bit Mahayana-level?So is Xiatuan really not at the Mahayana level?

Of course, the specific level of Xia Tuan is not important now, the point is that I contacted Mei Shuanli by communication: "Tuan Xia was swallowed by Xia Tuan."

Mei Shuanli: "Sounds like a tongue twister?"

Me: "So it has nothing to do with Tuan Xia being swallowed up?"

Mei Shuanli: "It's okay. Since I didn't find a place isolated from the outside world to keep Tuanxia properly, but threw it to your residence, and didn't explain how you should protect it, it means I don't think It needs extra protection. Even if there is no ancient spirit beast that I didn't expect to attack Tuanxia, ​​in my prediction, the disciples of Yunxia Sect will do all kinds of things to Tuanxia, ​​even Yi Ruo Elders and other elders may also do something."

Mei Shuanli: "I don't guard against it at all, which means I don't think there is a need to guard against it at all."

Me: "It doesn't matter if it's swallowed, chopped, burned, crushed...all of it?"

Mei Shuanli: "Second Young Master, do you think it is possible for living beings to be completely obliterated of their interest in reproduction and sex? No matter in terms of population or individual, is there anyone who doesn't look at reproduction differently?"

Mei Shuanli: "Including high-level monks who have almost lost their fertility in disguise, and more bluntly speaking, including the Mahayana period, can they have no idea about sex and having children at all?"

09689 - Story One

Me: "As evidenced by my attention in the powerful group, it probably isn't possible?"

Mei Shuanli: "I think so too. The basis of Tuanxia's existence is this kind of interest. As long as the creatures who attack Tuanxia still have sexual yearning in their hearts, then their attacks will become Tuanxia's nourishment, making Tuanxia suffer from injuries. At the same time, it is also healed. Just like when the Nascent Soul stage was crossing the catastrophe, he was injured and repaired at the same time. When the catastrophe is over and the attack is over, the Nascent Soul cultivator and Tuanxia will appear in a state of no injury."

Me: "Will this perfect restoration be achieved regardless of the interest?"

Mei Shuanli: "Because there is no comparison of quantity, but the presence or absence. As long as there is one, infinity can be developed. Only zero has no room for flexibility."

Me: "Your product is a bit mysterious. What level is it?"

Mei Shuanli: "Maybe... ignoring the level? After all, it can even protect itself in the Mahayana stage."

Me: "Can I really protect it? Can I try? Can I invite my father to strike Tuanxia with all his strength?"

Mei Shuanli: "It's okay to lightly lift the sword, but don't use it with all your strength? At the stage of Huashen Mahayana, there is only a shallow interest in sex, and it is impossible to be full of sex. The Acacia Sect has not yet passed the stage of transformation. .”

Me: "Didn't you just say that one can be equal to infinity?"

Mei Shuanli: "That's my good expectation for the future, and I can't express it at this moment. But in fact, the real attack may not be a big problem. Even if this Tuanxia is really useless, I can quickly create the second generation of Tuanxia. "

Me: "What the hell is Tuanxia? It's not a precious world, but an alternative refined product?"

Mei Shuanli: "It should be regarded as a story. Like every article I wrote before, it is one of my works. It is not my final work, nor does it represent the pinnacle of my writing ability, it is just one of... .”

After swallowing Tuanxia, ​​the Xiatuan flew in the air for a while, and the light red mist continuously emerged from all parts of its body. As it flew, it floated in various forms in the air, some like ○○○, some like Words of mouth, some like ×××...

I:"……"

09690 - Violation or not

The range of Xiatuan's flight became wider and wider, from only circling over Yaofeng Peak, to flying all over Jianxiu Peak, and then flying all over the entire Yunxiazong, and finally was caught by the gatekeeper disciple: "Master Xiatuan, you are temporarily You can't go out, otherwise outsiders will misunderstand the atmosphere of our Yunxia Sect."

Xia Tuan fell to the ground, shook his head, and let out the last bit of mist, and then responded to the gatekeeper disciple: "Thank you for stopping me, I almost fell into the trick and left Yun Xiazong before I got the long-term residence permit. I can't come in."

Gatekeeper disciple: "That's really not the case. You haven't done anything bad in the Yunxia Sect. A friendly spirit beast like you can always enter the Yunxia Sect to play."

The guard disciple looked at the red mist in the sky, and added: "Everything is easy to discuss."

While moving her body, Xiatuan said, "You children don't understand the insidiousness and capriciousness of adults."

The disciples guarding the gate looked at the red mist in the sky again. At this moment, many disciples in the Yunxia Sect looked at the red mist performing various poses and plots, and then watched the red mist gradually shrink from covering the sky of Yunxiazong to spreading In the sky above Jianxiu Peak, they only gathered in the sky above Yao Peak.

During the process, the color of the red mist became thicker and thicker, and the image displayed became clearer and clearer, until it was as red as burning, as if dripping blood, as if a living person was passionately showing temptation.In the end, all the red mist gathered again into a glowing red ball, hanging over Yaofeng to pretend to be the sun.

Discipline Office: "Mei Shuanli, you... Come to Discipline Peak?"

Mei Shuanli: "Did it violate the rules?"

Disciplinary Department: "We have to confirm whether you did this on purpose or not. When you first enter a large level and make some experiments and mistakes that affect a wide range, you don't necessarily need to be punished. Xia got distracted and accidentally smashed what she was doing..."

Looking at the disciples of the Yunxia Sect who summoned Mei Shuanli from the Discipline Department on the Intranet: "As soon as the word 'Nong' is associated with Mei Dada, it immediately makes people think about it."

The Disciplinary Office's public call on the intranet is not to let the idlers imagine, but to let the damaged public know that they can sue: "Who else got distracted because of Tuanxia and got into an accident? Report to the Disciplinary Office." .”

One of the victims: "On behalf of myself, I don't think it's necessary? Tuanxia Hongwu is not aggressive... Why do I feel that the word 'sex' is a bit awkward here? Mei Shuanli is simply poisonous. So what, What I want to say is that Tuanxia just created some small movie clips in the sky, and the impact is because we took the initiative to distract and watch it, not that Tuanxia forced us to watch it. It’s our own poor concentration, and Tuanxia is not worth it. Wrong? The terms of the Disciplinary Office do not stipulate that small movies cannot be released publicly."

09691-Fantasy

Undamaged Idlers:

"Things like small movies are still suitable for private viewing. It feels very strange after it is made public, and it is completely impulsive and embarrassing."

"I really feel embarrassed. What's the use of guarding the disciples to stop the Xia Tuan from spreading the red mist? Now there are Taoist friends from outside sects in the Yunxia Sect, and these Taoist friends have already spread the news. The Yunxia Sect face..."

"Before the Yunxia Sect, the whole sect was full of elves, which attracted the envy of outsiders; today, the whole sect is showing a small movie, which attracts outsiders... It seems that they are still envious?"

"The form created by Hong Wu seems to have no acquaintances? At least there must be no Second Young Master and Elder Qi Xi, and there seems to be no well-known beauties from the Hehuan Sect?"

"After all, it's fog, and the face and figure are not very clear. It's more about feeling...aura? The aura of inviting fellow Taoists to have fun together."

"Who saw clearly the final appearance of Tuanxia over Yaofeng Peak before returning to the spherical form? It feels very alive. Although the face is still very hazy, it almost seems to be able to tell his temperament? The video record is not No, you have to watch the live version to experience the feeling of being alive."

"I chased after Yaofeng to see it. I said responsibly that he was still different from any real beauty I had ever seen. But he gave me some familiarity. I analyzed it carefully. This familiarity The feeling should come from Mei Shuanli's text. The temperament of the red mist beauty is the temperament of Mei Shuanli's text. It means that the feeling of Mei Shuanli's writing has been humanized."

"In this way, it seems that all the red mist covering the sky of Yunxiazong before is the embodiment of Meishuan Liwen? Looking at the images of the red mist recorded in the jade slips, you will actually find that the mist is understood as various postures. , All kinds of seductions are very far-fetched, but at that time we all understood it that way under the shroud of red mist, and many people understood it that way before they knew that the red mist came from Tuanxia and Meishuanli."

"Illusion. The red mist aura created a large illusion. Only those who are in the illusion can feel the temptation of the illusion. Take a picture of the array and watch it through a screen or a jade slip, so you won't fall into it. And I won't...feel like I'm watching a small movie."

"Mei Shuanli created an illusion for the whole sect? Is it so capable? And when the illusion was created, Mei Shuanli was busy cleaning up his new residence and didn't control it, at least he didn't concentrate on controlling the illusion. Can the phantom array be so effective? Even the Nascent Soul stage was hit by a blockbuster? Then the Discipline Department should really interrogate what Mei Shuanli has done."

"First, let's be clear. Is this the unilateral effect of Tuanxia, ​​or is it the energy of Xiatuan? In this red mist illusion, who is the leader of Tuanxia or Xiatuan?"

Xia Tuan first defended his innocence: "I may have been borrowed by Tuan Xia, but I am definitely not the leader of this illusion. I don't understand your human fantasy about sex. Our spirit beasts are monotonous in sex. And directly, as long as you work hard to have children, you don’t have as many tricks as you humans. When I look at the red mist, it’s just mist, so I don’t know what you are excited about.”