Xiu Erdai's daily essays

09684-perception

Me: "You didn't bet on the intranet. Do you think I can keep the names of my three apprentices secret for a year or two?"

Head Jiang: "It mainly depends on whether you really want to keep it secret. Those guys who bet can bet on the names of all the disciples of the outer door servants, and there must be a hit. So did they actually bet by chance? Right or not, the important thing is to make them think they are wrong when their bet is right, or not sure whether they are right. It's just a job to muddy the water. Do you want me to help you?"

Me: "I guess I can mix it myself?"

Head Jiang: "I think you can too."

A month later, the elf meeting ended.

The elves who had regained their freedom spent a whole day in the Cloud Cloud Sect, focusing all the disciples' thoughts on them, and also aroused the envy of the outside sect Taoist friends towards the Cloud Cloud Sect's ecology.

After the group of elves hid again, the discussion they caused continued, and by the way, the matter of my apprentice was squeezed out of the hot spot.After the enthusiasm for talking about elves also subsided, it was hard for everyone to regain their enthusiasm for me and my apprentice.

At most, I can ask me one more question: "When will her name be announced?"

Me: "When it's time to announce."

The public: "Staying your appetite for a long time will cause impatience. The setting of suspense needs to be moderate."

Me: "I really didn't keep it a secret just to give you suspense."

Lian Yanyan seemed to have noticed something, and sent me a text message asking me: "I can guess with audacity, is the apprentice you selected from the beginning is me?"

Me: "Maybe it's true. But before the announcement and before the acceptance ceremony, the so-called 'decided' is just an idea, and the idea may change at any time."

Lian Yanyan: "It's like a trial marriage stage? I already have plans to get married, and I just need to try again to see if the two can adapt to living together for a long time? The reality is that they chose to break up due to the disharmony of the trial marriage life. There are so many couples, the marriage plan that was agreed before the trial marriage will naturally be voided."

Me: "This metaphor is actually very vivid and appropriate, but if outsiders hear it, it is easy to get it wrong. The story between the male master and the female apprentice has been fabricated for a long time. Countless scandals, Even Mei Shuanli wrote it. I don’t mind being rumored by outsiders, anyway, there are enough rumors about me to cancel each other out, but you...may still mind your reputation?"

09685-Style

Lian Yanyan: "But it seems an honor to have an affair with you, Senior Pei? When Senior Mei Shuanli wrote an article with you as the protagonist, countless people signed up to be a supporting role. If the conditions were not particularly good, they would not be able to get the role. I This kind of foundation building stage where you can't even talk about a skill, there is a high probability that you won't even be able to get cannon fodder characters."

Me: "For the sake of my classmates, as long as you strongly request, Mei Shuanli should give you a chance to play."

Lian Yanyan: "I don't know when Senior Mei will be able to leave the customs."

Me: "You have finished reading Mei Dada's old works, and are looking forward to seeing new ones?"

Lian Yanyan: "...It seems a bit embarrassing to answer this question?"

Me: "Those guys on the Zongwang who check in every day in the post 'Looking forward to Mei's early departure' don't seem to be embarrassed?"

Mei Shuanli has almost become synonymous with that kind of text.

Some people will be very unhappy after seeing the meat that is not delicious, and say: "It is much worse than Mei Shuan Li." In fact, "Mei Shuan Li" here is of course the abbreviation of "Mei Shuan Li's Wen". , but when such an abbreviated form has been widely used and used for hundreds of years, many rookies who are new to the circle will mistakenly think that "Mei Shuan Li" is a proper noun, which is directly equivalent to meat.

When these rookies accidentally discover that Mei Shuanli is actually a personal name, and it is the name of a living person, they will be very surprised: "Huh? It's the author's name? I thought it was a style. Don't many places say Mei Shuanli Feng , Meishuan Li typeface? I thought it meant something similar to Song type, Kai type, or Gufeng."

Veterans: "Well... In fact, this understanding is not wrong. Mei Shuanli has indeed created a very distinctive, very recognizable style of writing that has been imitated by countless people, but only his own writing is the most beautiful. "

Some adolescent readers in their teens secretly asked: "Why is Mei Dada's latest article that I can find written before I was born? Did he... seal his pen? Or... actually passed away? Say he is still alive Is it a misrepresentation?"

Mortals and veterans were particularly melancholy: "No, he's really still alive, he's alive and well, and he has a strong desire to create, but he's just retreating. It's also said that he's going through a special Nascent Soul Tribulation. But no matter where It’s a reason, anyway, before Mei Dada becomes Yuanying stage, we will not be able to see his new work. I don’t know if I can wait for Mei Dada’s new article in my lifetime. This is the most sad thing for the writer of Brother Fen : There is no way to live longer than a monk."

There are even more melancholy mortals who said: "You old people have talked with the living Mei Dada anyway. What about us readers who were born after Mei Dada's retreat? If Mei Dada retreated for a hundred years, wouldn't our generation of mortals be born? Even if you die, you can only hear about Mei Dada's great achievements, but you never have the chance to see him once in your life?"

09686-ball

There are also mortals who reflect: "Why can't there be such an outstanding writer as Mei Dada among mortals? Not only Mei Dada, but many of the writers I follow are monks, and they retreat for a while, enter the secret realm for a while, and say 'I have no inspiration for the time being. Rest for a few decades and come back to conceive the next article', most of those who want to remind you may not be able to hear it. If I am a fan of mortal writers, I can still reward them on the website to motivate them, and monks look down on mortals Coin, I can't urge you at all."

"Is it false to think that monks live so many times longer than ordinary people? Ordinary people usually only have a few decades to hone their writing and accumulate experience, but monks can hone and accumulate hundreds of thousands of years. Under the same talent conditions Now, monks' essays are naturally more interesting than mortals' essays."

"Equal talent?"

"As long as you can tell a story clearly, you are considered to have a basic talent. The rest only needs to be persistent efforts. The monks are absolutely professional in this area. The monks do not rely on writing to survive, so if a monk writes a lot of essays, either Because writing is helpful to his cultivation, or because he likes to write, whether it is for love or career, after hundreds of years of hard work, he will definitely become a master."

"I don't care how Da Da is refined, I only care about... Mei Da Da, hurry up and go out with a lot of new texts."

Perhaps the enthusiastic expectations of the public really had an effect, and Mei Shuanli really succeeded in conceiving a baby.

However, Mei Shuanli did not immediately disseminate countless new articles to the public after she succeeded in conceiving a baby. Instead, she held a round, red, shiny, basketball-sized ball in her hand and asked her fellow disciples on the Yunxiazong Intranet: "Take this as a How about the artificial sun? It's red and warm, right?"

Disciples of Yunxia Sect:

"...Old Mei, tell the truth, do the 'sun' and 'warm' in your sentence have any extended meaning?"

"Congratulations to Meida for having a baby, your ball... what kind of ball is it?"

"Why did Yuying form a ball? Didn't Mei Shuanli's Nascent Soul Jie create a world? Is that ball a world?"

"Still feeling pregnant?"

"Ah? Mei Shuanli is pregnant with a child from Mei Shuanli's world? Is this self-inflicted?"

"Is it a simple self-division?"

Mei Shuanli: "If everyone doesn't object, I will temporarily put it in the sky above Yaofeng?"

me?"

Mei Shuanli: "Don't worry, this ball can move."

Me: "No, no matter whether it can move or not, why put it in the sky above my peak? You are also in the Nascent Soul stage, and you will be allocated an independent peak immediately. You put it in the sky above your own peak."

Mei Shuanli: "I just got the peak and still need to build it. During the construction period, it is inconvenient to take care of it."

Me: "How do I take care of it? There are still teenagers on my peak, and it's not suitable to experience too erotic scenes."

Mei Shuanli: "It's not pornographic, really, the atmosphere will only be the same as the red color revealed by the ball, it's comfortable and warm, not intense. Second son, you can try it first."

09687-Tuanxia

Just try it.I've even been in the training ground of the Hehuan Sect, so I'm still afraid of your finished product?

On the same day, Mei Shuanli happily led his Independence Peak to start construction, while I watched Mei Shuanli's ball float over Yaofeng.

When it floats at the right height, it is really a bit like the sun in the morning when it matches the cloud and mist of Yunxiazong.

Mei Shuanli: "I named this ball 'Tuanxia'. Is there any objection? If there is any objection, please tell me the reason and I will refer to it. If there is no objection, it will be decided like this."

Hey... The Xia Tuan was born when Mei Shuanli was busy crossing the catastrophe, so Mei Shuanli didn't seem to know that there was such a phoenix in the Yunxia Sect?

Xia Tuan: "I have no objection, I can regard this as fate."

None of the high-level spirit beasts that were named had any objections, and of course the other names had no objections, so Tuanxia's name was decided like that.

After Xia Tuan expressed his opinion, Mei Shuanli finally realized the existence of this creature, and he asked Xia Tuan curiously: "Can you transform into a human form?"

Xia Tuan: "Of course my cultivation level is acceptable. But if you can't come up with enough attractive reasons, I won't show it to you."

Mei Shuanli: "It's okay, after seeing your original appearance, I can already make up my mind."

"Lao Mei, if you had left the customs a few months earlier, you would have been able to see a spirit meeting. Now you can only watch the video recording. I feel that there is a lot of difference between the recording and the scene.

Mei Shuanli: "Oh, when you focus on yourself, you will indeed miss a lot of wonderful things in the outside world. Fortunately, my most beloved beauty, the second son, is still charming, which gives me a lot of peace of mind."

"The Second Young Master raises a lot of elves. It is said that the convening of the elf meeting is also related to the Second Young Master. The Second Young Master also plans to hold a fellowship between the elves and the God Transformation Mahayana."

Mei Shuanli: "Wow."

Where did the "association" come from?At most, I have said "get together", right?Don't you go off the rails when you see Mei Shuanli?

Xia Tuan landed on the ice and snow of Yaofeng Peak, stretched her neck to look at Tuan Xia, who was not flying too high, and said to me: "If I was born from an egg, my egg would probably look like this?"

Me: "Why don't you split this ball and see if there is another phoenix hidden inside?"

Xiatuan: "Deliberately destroying the personal belongings of Yunxia Sect disciples, what is the crime?"

Me: "Things in the Nascent Soul stage are not so easy to break. You seem to be getting closer and closer to the Mahayana stage, but you can't get into the Mahayana... Even if you want to deliberately destroy the defective product, I'm afraid it will be destroyed." It's hard to achieve."