Xiu Erdai's daily essays

09580 - is redundant

Xiao Sui: "Pei Bing has started work. If you, Jia Jing, cooperate with Pei Bing to process this batch of delicious aura, I will approve to double your safe zone."

House spirit: "Yes, yes, we will work hard. Try to abduct a few silly elves to join our house spirit team, and share the pressure we are under."

Xiao Sui: "It's all right. I just care about the result, no matter what bad thoughts you have when you work. Anyway, lazy elves who lie flat at every turn won't be able to find much success."

Pei Weilingbao asked me: "You finally have a new invention in your snack processing business?"

Me: "Thank you, customers have been waiting for a long time. I think I do have a new inspiration. The specific production is still under development. Now let the three present have a taste of the inspiration sample."

I raised my voice: "Jin Yuyuan, come here, senior brother treats you to snacks."

Jin Yuyuan paused for a moment, and quickly flew towards us for a while, but landed early when there was still a small distance, and finally arrived at us in the form of a trot.

I looked at Pei Wei Lingbao: "In front of children, can't you restrain yourself a little bit? If you can't control the coercion, you are not qualified for the transformation stage."

Pei Wei Lingbao: "That's you monks. Our Lingbao doesn't pay attention to this, what the sword Lingbao requires is eternal determination."

I looked at my father: "Pei Wei Lingbao's body doesn't include a scabbard either?"

Dad: "There should have been, but Pei Wei split the scabbard when he became a Lingbao, so there is no."

Me: "So... crossing the river and demolishing the bridge?"

Pei Wei Lingbao: "If you don't know how to use idioms, then don't use them. The scabbard doesn't do me any favors. It's just trying to grab me to get a Lingbao spot. I hate being taken advantage of."

Me: "So if the scabbard can become a spiritual treasure, will it become another spiritual treasure different from Pei Wei's Lingbao?"

Dad: "No, it's the same piece of armor, roughly equivalent to Pei Wei's armor."

Pei Wei Lingbao: "I don't wear armor. The sword is all about speed, and wearing armor gets in the way. The sheath is superfluous."

Jin Yuyuan's body was visibly stiff.

I comforted my junior brother: "When I was at your level of cultivation, it was very difficult for me to have the opportunity to communicate with Pei Wei Lingbao face to face. Your master asked you to face Pei Wei Lingbao for a long time and at close range earlier than me, which means... It doesn't seem to be Must be a good sign?"

Jin Yuyuan squeezed out a smile for me.

Pei Wei Lingbao: "When Pei Lin was young, I still had a heavy sense of objects, and of course Pei Ji was worried that I would appear frequently in front of Pei Lin, who was not strong in mind; but now, I have somewhat of a human temperament. , so Pei Ji played out the elder's inertia and planned to instruct me to work more."

09581-Please taste

Jin Yuyuan's position is not very good.He stood between the old man and Pei Wei Lingbao, moving to the left was to approach Pei Wei Lingbao who frightened him, and to the right was to approach the master whom he trusted but certainly did not dare to act like a spoiled child.I suspect that Pei Wei Lingbao intervened on the way Jin Yuyuan approached, otherwise Jin Yuyuan would have made a slight detour and landed next to me who was relatively harmless.

As for the reason for the intervention... Maybe Pei Wei Lingbao felt that his master's apprentice didn't get close to him as the representative of his master Jian Xing, but went to get close to one of his senior brothers, which hurt the face of his own sword Lingbao, right?

I took a step forward and stood between Jin Yuyuan and Pei Wei Lingbao. Jin Yuyuan immediately relaxed a little, but then, because he noticed Pei Wei Lingbao staring at me unkindly, Jin Yuyuan became nervous again.

I stuffed a fruit into Jin Yuyuan's arms, and said: "Junior Brother Jin, as a disciple of the great sword cultivator, it's easy to say that you are a little worse than others, but you must be brave. When you know that your life is safe Next, you must learn to let go of your hands and feet to cause trouble."

Pei Wei Lingbao: "I think your courage is too much."

Me: "It's easy to say. I can distinguish the hard-spoken and the soft-hearted, and I can also recognize the happy mood under the serious appearance."

Pei Wei Lingbao: "Oh? Why do I feel that I want to hit you so much?"

Me: "I'm talking about my father. What's the use of beating me if you want to? Your master doesn't want to, so you have to obey your master."

Pei Wei Lingbao: "It's not so absolute in small things."

Me: "This is a matter of commitment. My dad can't be calm and happy while losing self-control?"

Dad: "The fruit you gave Jin Yuyuan is not your new snack."

Me: "No, this one is a gift. Of course, the newly made snacks will be distributed to the three of you at the same time." Saying that, three shiny light clusters appeared in front of Lao Di, Pei Wei Lingbao and Jin Yuyuan respectively.

Me: "Please taste."

Pei Wei Lingbao picks: "Why are there only three? Why don't you taste one? Don't say that your consciousness has already eaten in your stored Lingbao, or that your Lingbao has tasted it for you and shared it with you. You smell. You are only in the Nascent Soul stage now, and your consciousness and soul connection can’t completely replace your body’s perception.”

Me: "Yes, actually I use you three as test subjects. I'm afraid that what I came up with this time is dark cuisine. I don't want to abuse my sense of taste, so I hope the three of you can test the poison for me. Etc. After you taste it, if you think it tastes okay, I will eat it again."

09582-age

Jin Yuyuan put away the fruit I gave him before, and then stretched out his hands to hold his share of light, and then the light on the outer layer of the light ball gradually dissipated, and the light on the inner layer gathered into a... fruit, The shape is very similar to the fruit just now, but the color is brighter.

Jin Yuyuan: "Will the shape of this snack change?"

Me: "Yes. Adaptive changes will occur according to the spiritual power characteristics of the creature that gets it. The shape, taste, texture, etc. will all change. For example, if you want spicy food very much now, then you will get a spicy food. Taste snacks; and if you hate sour, it won't be sour."

Jin Yuyuan held the fruit and took a small bite. Judging from the expression on his chewing, he should think that the snack tastes good, and it also brought him a little surprise.

Jin Yuyuan: "I thought it would be the sweetness of the fruit, but it turned out to be a fried taste, and it was still hot."

Me: "It seems that you think that the temperature in Peifeng is too low, and you want to eat some hot food to keep warm."

Jin Yuyuan: "Actually, I don't feel cold, but I still feel very comfortable when I suddenly touch something warm."

Pei Weilingbao grabbed the ball of light in front of him, and that ball turned into a bag of potato chips—the kind packed in plastic bags, and the bags were colorful, which looked special... like the one at the gate of a primary school that only earns money for children class brand.

I:"……"

Pei Wei Lingbao: "You seem to be questioning my taste?"

Me: "Actually, I was mainly thinking that if Dad was born in modern times, he should have attended elementary school in the mortal world before he was admitted to Yunxia Sect, and he should have studied until he graduated from elementary school. Maybe he also Will you buy snacks, toys and the like at the canteen in front of the school?"

Dad: "It's a pity that when I was young, there was no well-organized and large-scale school for children. Generally, children were either taught at home or went to a small private school nearby to learn literacy. After finishing the primary school Only after obtaining a solid foundation will you enter a professional school. Moreover, the scope of knowledge taught in a professional school is very narrow, basically specializing in the imperial examination. If you don’t take the imperial examination route, then you need to find suitable professionals outside the school according to the work you want to do , apprentice."

Me: "You're showing your age."

Dad: "I'd be surprised if you haven't figured out my real age by now."

Me: "I figured it out, but I won't record it in my essay, so that your age will still be a secret in the eyes of those who read my essay in the future."

09583-like

Dad: "After I die, there is no need to keep my age secret. Your essays will be fully open to the public after you die. Will you die before me?"

Me: "I can only say that I try my best not to let you white-haired person send a black-haired person... This description seems to be wrong here? After all, if I die before you, it is probably because I am lower and older than you." Grow faster than you, gray hair before you. In short, I will try my best to let myself live as long as possible. I will strive to take over your stick and protect Yunxiazong for a while."

Me: "I am qualified to say that I protect Yunxia Sect, right?"

Dad: "So-so."

Dad accepted his snack light ball and got a small pile of small lotus flowers made of ice, which is the shape I often condense and sell as handicrafts. Each flower is the size suitable for putting the whole flower in the mouth.

The old man ate one, and a smile was fleeting on his face, then he put away the rest of the little ice lotus, then looked at the two apprentices and Yi Lingbao who were staring at him, and asked, "What are you looking at? This snack is a customized one, so it doesn't make sense for me to share it with you."

I looked at Pei Wei Lingbao: "Did you share the taste of that little ice lotus?"

Pei Wei Lingbao unwrapped the package, ate a piece of potato—it looked spicy—and said, “I shared it, but why should I tell you? I have very similar taste preferences to Pei Ji, but You are far behind us. The proof is that Xiaoxiaosha was not seen by Pei Ji before."

Me: "Can I have a slice of your potato then? I think that looks delicious and fits my palate."

Pei Weilingbao: "Do you think that something that looks like a potato must taste like a potato? Do you think that something that looks like pepper powder must taste spicy? You don't know what it looks like when you make it yourself Can it completely mismatch with the inside? Even if you didn’t think of it when you made it, didn’t Jin Yuyuan tell you just now?”

Me: "But when the things in your hands are in my hands, they will also change from matching your taste to matching my taste."

Pei Weilingbao: "So there is no reason for me to give it to you, right? Anyway, in the end, it is in line with your taste. Why don't you condense another ball and directly produce a snack that suits your taste? Why take a detour and take away the snack that suits my taste first?" Taste snacks, and wait for it to turn into something that suits your taste?"

Me: "So you really like this snack I'm offering?"

Pei Wei Lingbao: "You don't need to be devious, you can directly admit it by asking me. Yes, I like it. Pei Ji likes it too."

Jin Yuyuan: "I like it too."

Me: "That's really good news. My party success rate has increased a bit. Can I put your confessed liking as evidence in the invitation letter?"

Dad: "What actually happened, you can take whatever you want."