Xiu Erdai's daily essays

09576-Can't express

I said to my father: "These are all the Peifeng elves that I can summon now. Please check how many of them meet your requirements. I guess at most one."

Dad: "Which one do you think it is?"

I grabbed one who was cursing, one who was sleeping soundly, and one who greeted many other elves warmly and put them in front of my father: "These three should be the most likely."

Then I caught one that looked a little scared, one that was worried, one that kept laughing for no reason, one that was crying as if it was about to die, and one that beat up ten others in just a few tens of seconds. The elves of several elves were placed in front of Pei Wei Lingbao: "These are the ones with the second highest probability."

Me: "The ones with the third highest probability are the ones that disappeared immediately after being recruited by me."

Dad: "Since you have given me the face of being a father, then I should also give you a little family discount as a son. How about it, in ten majors - including Yunxiazong - you have communicated face-to-face I don’t have the extra space to send out invitations for you, you come by yourself. I will invite you for the Mahayana period of Huashen Mahayana that I think you don’t know the lines of your spiritual power, and your invitation letter can’t pass. Invite about ten.”

Me: "So among these three batches of elves, are there really ones you haven't seen? Which one? Or which ones?"

Xiao Xiaosha raised his hand and pointed at the spirit behind Pei Wei's head who was shaking his fist at Pei Wei's Lingbao: "That one."

Me: "Nonsense, that one had conflicts with Pei Wei Lingbao before, how could my father not have seen it?"

Xiao Xiaosha wrinkled his face and struggled to organize his words: "That one is not this one, this one has the memory of that one."

I sorted out the list of all the Peifeng elves I recruited in my mind. The crazy operator seemed to have received instructions, and the calculation frequency increased a lot.I grabbed a crazy operator, pulled it out of my head, and brought it to the main world, using it as the core to condense another small sword.This time the size is not suitable for Xiaoxiaosha to sit on, but suitable for him to hold it in his hand.

Xiao Xiaosha accepted the gift with an embarrassed expression, first said in a low voice, "Even if you bribe me, I will not put you first in my heart", and then said in a normal voice, "But I can Let me tell you, this Elder Pei has never been seen before."

Me: "Is this just the reincarnation of that one?"

Xiaoxiaosha: "No..."

It thought for a while, as if it really didn't know how to describe it, it simply hugged my gift and disappeared.

09577-Be more timid if you have a way out

I looked at my father: "Little silly is now your pet, do you need to help clean up the pet when it is left behind?"

The old man took out a Pei Weiling sword: "This is yours. I will hand over Jiang Weixiao's one to Jiang Weixiao myself later."

I first took Pei Weiling's sword cub and put it in my companion, and the house spirits who had finally regained their vigor felt uncomfortable again: "Would you like to indulge us a little bit?"

If you want to be able to bear to your heart's content, you should have the strength of a bear, not expect others to indulge you.Come on, from now on, take this sword cub as a coach to train your courage and strength.Dad doesn't give it a serious name, we can choose one, called: Coach Wei.

The house spirits expressed their disdain to me: "Bad guys." And they stayed in the safe zone and couldn't come out.After a while, they asked Xiao Sui, Pei Jianzhuo and Pei Bing in horror:

"Are you going to dismantle this safe zone to suit Pei Lin's wishes?"

Xiao Sui: "No way. The master didn't ask us to dismantle it, but he still hopes to continue to strengthen the safe zone."

Pei Jianzhuo: "It is easier to be afraid when there is a way out. Once you find that you have no way out, you may enter the state of being alone and fight the enemy to the death. Of course, on you elves, a more accurate description of the state should be Yes: The big deal is to dissipate, and it will still be a happy brainless elf in another place."

Pei Bing: "The safety zone will become a guardrail for you not to enter the 'desperate' situation."

Mao Qiu: "Humanoid creatures are so bad. Let me teach you a friendly trick: misfortune. The biggest opponent of the sword has always been the sword. You can find a way to let Coach Wei gather the breath on Pei Jianzhuo. It's ok. You elves should have talent to guide the direction of breath and the direction of spiritual power?"

Jiajing: "Hmm..."

Pei Jianzhuo: "Come on, welcome."

Jiajing: "Did you all join forces to set us up?"

Maoqiu: "You don't need to put on a condom. If you don't do anything, you just keep trembling like that. Anyway, it's not me who is afraid. This Pei Wei sword cub, which was really given to Pei Lin, gave me a more intense massage comfort I hope it stays that way."

Maoqiu: "Also, to remind you, any thing named by Pei Lin will stay in Pei Suilin's space for a long time, and it is impossible to be sent away after a few days. You must at least be prepared to talk to Coach Wei. Get along for a few years."

Xiao Sui: "Maybe we will be together for a lifetime."

09578-turned to look forward to

Pei Jianzhuo: "But the good news is that because Coach Wei was given to Pei Lin by its maker and former owner, and Pei Lin clearly accepted Coach Wei by naming him, so the relationship between Coach Wei and Pei Lin The degree of fit is higher than that of Pei Wei's sword cub who was only temporarily borrowed by Pei Lin, and it will continue to improve in the future. So you who are also compatible with Pei Lin should also be able to indirectly become more and more compatible with Coach Wei."

Pei Jianzhuo: "When the compatibility reaches a certain level, you won't feel that Coach Wei will hurt you. Now you can find ways to improve the compatibility as soon as possible. You elves should also be talented in this regard, right?"

Maoqiu: "You can also do both. While guiding Coach Wei to focus on Pei Jianzhuo, you can also build a good relationship with Coach Wei."

Pei Jianzhuo: "I would like to remind you one more thing: to please a sword that only has fighting instinct, it is probably useless to say nice things, give gifts, or be cute. You have to make it feel that you are its companions. That is, you have to have a sword. Especially with the temperament of a sword that can fight."

Xiao Sui: "That's what the master asked you from the very beginning: to become stronger."

Jiajing: "You really are playing tricks on us." They began to actively look forward to the early start of the meeting chaired by Ms. Yunxia.They are going to sue Ms. Yunxia at the meeting, saying that I abused the elves and intended to distort the nature of the elves.

Just sue.No matter how I sue, the Disciplinary Department will punish me, and it is impossible for Ms. Yunxia to do it herself.The punishment items in the Disciplinary Department are all monks, and they are not used to vent their anger on the elves.You elves belong to the additional parts of the Yunxia Sect's territory. The Yunxia Sect disciples can take care of you a little on a daily basis, but it is impossible to bully the Yunxia Sect disciples for you.

I asked my father, "Can I continue to discuss with you now?"

Dad: "Of course you can if you can continue to talk about topics that interest me."

Me: "Pei Feng's elves disappeared very quickly. It seems that it is difficult for them to find a reason to maintain their human form and interact with humans after being disturbed."

Dad: "The little fool who hid the deepest before stayed the longest."

Xiao Xiaosha popped up again to participate in the topic: "I belong to the accumulation of accumulation?"

Pei Wei Lingbao: "You are indeed an elf born of Pei Lin, and your language habits are in the same line as him."

09579-Reminisce about childhood

Me: "Little silly was reluctant to show up because of timidity and embarrassment. Now after showing up, it finds that the things it is worried about do not exist, so it enjoys this relaxation. In fact, little silly before Being able to hide itself so thoroughly shows that it understands human thinking and knows how to keep itself in the blind spot of human sight."

Me: "Before it appeared, it had already simulated all the elements of being a human being, and after it appeared, it was very suitable for being a human being."

Xiao Xiaosha: "It's just using a human form, not becoming a human. Human skin is easy to put on, but it's not easy to be a real human being."

Dad: "It's really not easy. Even a monk who is originally a human being can hardly be said to be still a human being when his cultivation level is high. At least on the genetic level, he is no longer suitable to be called a human being."

Me: "The monks are a separate race."

Xiaosha: "Elves are not monks either."

Me: "Some elves can become demons."

Xiao Xiaosha: "After becoming a demon, you won't be called an elf anymore. A demon cultivator is a demon cultivator, and an elf is an elf. This is strictly divided by you human monks."

Xiao Xiaosha seems to have a feeling of being too serious when he speaks.It's similar to the feeling that when I first came into contact with the cultivation world, I took everything seriously.

Kind of cute, but also very gullible.

However, if Xiao Xiaosha only had contact with Dad, Pei Wei Lingbao, and Jin Yuyuan and me, he might not have made too much black history—as long as he didn't deal with the head of Jiang, he shouldn't be deceived too much.Although the twins are also very cheating, the most they do is to change the cute little one's clothes and stuff the little cute little snacks as pets.

Jiajing: "When you say 'little cutie', do you only refer to Xiaoxiaosha? Did you also refer to yourself by the way?"

I just recall a little bit about my lost childhood.

Me: "Before the start of the powerful gathering, I need to train more proficient and stable ability to summon spirits. I can't let them appear for a few minutes and disappear more than [-]%. I have to find a way to make them willing to stay longer. At least It needs to stay for a whole day. Can the Huashen Mahayana period naturally become the reason for this stay?"

Pei Wei Lingbao: "No. Although in the eyes of the elves, the purity of the spiritual power in the Mahayana stage is much higher than that of the low-cultivation, but if the attributes of this spiritual power are not compatible with the elves, then for the elves, it is the same as getting along with the low-cultivation. What matters. What the elves value is not the objective strength of spiritual power, but whether they can feel comfortable. Even this kind of comfort does not necessarily mean that they can absorb a lot of energy from it or make them stronger, but just... comfortable."

Me: "Let them be in a good mood. The death and life of elves are too easy, and they can see through time and space, so they don't care about many things, and only focus on the present they are experiencing."

Me: "So, it seems that I need to produce a particularly delicious batch of aura for that party. Although it can't be delicious enough for the elves to eat it once and follow me home, it will make them willing to enjoy that delicious snack... …Three meals in the morning, lunch and evening? Plus an afternoon tea and a supper, that’s enough for a day. I hope the big elves will show their respect.”