Xiu Erdai's daily essays

09584-not hurt

Me: "Father, you haven't personally admitted that you like my snacks. I don't think Pei Wei Lingbao's admission can represent you."

Pei Wei Lingbao: "Hey..."

Me: "Please put down the sword, I think you can represent your master in the beating. My father promised not to beat me today."

Pei Wei Lingbao: "Okay. I'll beat you tomorrow. If you're capable, don't let me catch you all day tomorrow."

Me: "In Yunxia Sect..."

Pei Wei Lingbao robbed the white: "Only hurting, not hurting, is not bullying the younger generation. Don't worry, I guarantee that you will not shed a drop of blood. There will be no external bleeding or internal bleeding."

Me: "... Lingbao Yunxia will be suppressed by Wu Rao's natal sword Lingbao, but the ancestor's sword Lingbao is Mahayana level. If Lingbao Yunxia faces only Huashen level sword Lingbao, she should be Sure win, right?"

Pei Wei Lingbao: "Is their elf meeting tomorrow? Okay, if you huddle near the elf meeting tomorrow and don't move, I won't beat you either. I'll hit you the day after tomorrow. Do you have any tricks to avoid the day after tomorrow?"

Me: "So you really can't beat Ms. Yunxia?"

Pei Wei Lingbao: "It's not a question of being able to fight, I need to give Zhenpai Lingbao face. Although in a head-on conflict, I may not be able to win against Yunxia Lingbao, but if I just want to bypass her defense It is not too difficult for Xiaodi to hit a Nascent Soul Stage. Yunxia Lingbao is not good at protecting one or two people without any damage. If my purpose is to kill you, Yunxia Lingbao can definitely protect you My little life; but since I just want to give you a bloodless, non-injurious whip, I doubt that she will just ignore it when she sees it, let alone intervene."

Me: "The analysis is particularly reasonable and convincing."

Pei Wei Lingbao stared at my raised hand and said, "If you dare to applaud, I will beat you for two days."

I just drum.Anyway, it's just a hit that doesn't count as an injury. What's the difference between hitting once and hitting twice?

Pei Jianzhuo: "The more the better."

I applauded three times, then put my hands down, and asked Pei Wei Lingbao: "Is the three applause to be exchanged for three days of beating? Including the previous one, it is four times in total?"

Pei Wei Lingbao: "The same move will become ineffective if used too much."

Me: "But if a sword is too versatile, won't it damage the image?"

Pei Wei Lingbao: "Beating you is not considered a fight, it's just for fun. Naturally, there can be many flashy tricks when making fun."

Pei Jianzhuo: "Performing sword moves."

09585-comparison

Pei Wei Lingbao: "Pei Jianzhuo, although I'm disturbed by a lot of calculations, I can't clearly identify what you're talking about, but I'm sure you agree with me. Come out if you want to talk to me, don't be sneaky. "

Pei Jianzhuo obediently left Xiao Sui's space and landed in front of Pei Wei Lingbao: "Hello, senior."

Pei Wei Lingbao: "When I hit Pei Lin, I need to carefully consider the strength to avoid incurring a ticket for Pei Ji, but I hit you..."

Pei Jianzhuo: "As long as no irreversible damage is caused to me, Zongguan Yunxia will not intervene. Because between Lingbao and Lingbao, especially between the two swords Lingbao, the level gap and bullying the weak are all false. We don't follow the human way. A sword is a sword, as long as it's not broken, as long as it can be struck, it's okay to fight."

Pei Wei Lingbao: "The level is still a bit of a consideration. For example, even if the Nascent Soul-level sword is broken, as long as there is no bad spiritual power attached to the fracture that cannot be removed, then it can be easily repaired."

Pei Wei Lingbao took a look at Jin Yuyuan, and continued: "The foundation-level sword is useless, as long as it is broken once, no matter how meticulously it is repaired afterwards, the broken mark will remain, until the sword is completely melted, and the raw materials was refined into a new sword in the same way."

Pei Jianzhuo: "I'm talking about the sword spirit treasure's fight. Does Yunxiazong have a foundation-level sword spirit treasure now?"

Pei Wei Lingbao: "Isn't your master very good at raising elves now? He can ripen a foundation-level sword and make it grow elves."

Pei Jianzhuo: "That's called Jianjing. The most important difference from Jianlingbao is that Jianjing can deny the master."

Pei Wei Lingbao: "It's not just right. Jin Yuyuan can continue to warm up his own sword with his heart, and at the same time cooperate with the sword spirit and be beaten by me."

I leaned closer to my father—by the way, Jin Yuyuan also got closer to my father—to show off: "I think my sword is more reasonable, more elegant, and more friendly than your sword."

Dad: "Easier to be beaten."

Me: "Obviously it is Pei Wei Lingbao who is more in need of beating, more likely to provoke a fight."

Dad: "But Pei Wei's strength is also very obvious. Even if the enemy is a little less confident, even if he is provoked by Pei Wei, he will choose to endure because he feels that he cannot beat Pei Wei, or that even if he can win, it will cost a lot. In contrast, Pei Jianzhuo's combat power is not so clear in the eyes of the Nascent Soul Stage. He can only be sure that he is at the Nascent Soul level, but whether he is at the level of the Sword Sect and can challenge the Nascent Soul level of the Soul Transformation Stage, or at the level of the Medicine Sect , A parallel imported sword that can be overthrown by Jin Danqi, the enemy will not be sure. If you are not sure, you may feel lucky, and then you may act impulsively."

Me: "Pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger is a very refreshing classic."

Dad: "But it's a shame the flies are buzzing all the time."

09586 - Seed planted in infancy

Jin Yuyuan: "Excuse me... Master and brothers, are you... giving your own sword and spirit treasure... a platform?"

Dad: "Don't imitate your brother Lin's habit of using words. He is in the stage of demonic tribulation that transcends the barriers between words and meanings. Whether he can guarantee that he will not collapse is open to question. If you are involved in his aura, I will Apart from beating you a few more times to wake you up, there is no other way to save you."

Jin Yuyuan: "..."

Me: "Speaking of conscience, the demon is innocent in this matter. I have often used words in confusion since I was a child, because sometimes I can't reflect which word is the most accurate in a certain situation, so I just grab a catchy word and use it. Anyway, when I speak, I am facing either my father, the head of Jiang, and the elder Huigu who know me too well and can understand me no matter how I express myself, or the face control who doesn't care what I say at all Fan, voice-activated fan. It seems that I have basically never encountered a situation where the wording cannot have the slightest deviation."

After all, I don't have to take the language test in my life.

Jin Yuyuan: "Is it difficult to accurately grasp the meaning of words with Brother Lin's reading?"

Me: "Maybe it's because I read too much. Because I'm not picky when I read. I read textbooks with careful words and sentences, and I also read stories made up on forums with countless typos. It's a small problem, and there are people who sincerely invite netizens to rape themselves online. After careful questioning, I found out that this person thought that "Internet violence" meant making friends online on a large scale, and it was still ambiguous, similar to Internet violence. About... a blind date. It’s hard to understand how he came up with this meaning of the word.”

Me: "Then I carefully studied this person's explanation of my misunderstanding, and then I may have over-substituted into his thinking, and even vaguely felt a sudden realization: it makes sense."

Me: "After this situation has happened a few times, I can adapt to all kinds of twisted uses of words, and sometimes I use them myself."

Jin Yuyuan: "Wow..."

Dad: "The eruption of inner demons is never without a reason, it is often tens, hundreds or even thousands of years ago, it planted the seeds in the young mind of the monk, and then quietly grasped various opportunities to absorb Nutrients will eventually expand into a towering tree one day."

Dad: "If we trace the source of every mental demon we have experienced, then we will find that all of them, without exception, point to the childhood time before we started to practice."

Me: "Because the definition of 'pointing' is very vague. For example, if I have to link my current calculation demon to my childhood, then maybe it corresponds to my curiosity? When I first When I knew that I was in the world of self-cultivation, I hoped to know all the miraculous events that happened in the world of self-cultivation, and to understand why spiritual power can be so omnipotent. Is this curiosity related to computing? There must be a connection; but curiosity can definitely be extended to computing? Clearly not."

09587-Fun

Me: "When we were young, while we were in contact with the outline of the world, we established the basic ideas for our cognition of the world. Later, our further understanding of the world and more ideas we generated either developed from the basic ideas. If you think about it, it either overturns the basic idea, and it is indeed related to the basic idea. But if you have to talk, then everything in the world can be linked.”

Dad: "Everything is connected is not a reason for us to ignore the connection, and there are countless intertwined connecting wires. It is not a reason for us to ignore the connecting wires or simply cut off all the connecting wires. The direction is cleared."

Me: "Well, yes, the crazy operators are doing this. It's just that while they are cleaning up the endless clues, they seem to drag themselves and me into the endless. Maybe the crazy operators are implying Me: In order to understand madness and chaos, do I need to make myself madness?"

Dad: "Enter the WTO and then be born."

Me: "Take a walk in every facet of the world?"

Dad: "If you haven't been in touch with it, how can you talk about understanding it? Of course, the way of 'contact' doesn't have to be actually immersed in the real scene. If the simulation in the brain is realistic enough, it can also be used."

Me: "But if you have never been in contact with reality, how can you be sure that the simulation in your brain is realistic enough?"

Dad: "This is the time to use your confidence. If you believe it to be true, it will be true."

Jin Yuyuan: "Master, Senior Brother, shall I retire first?"

Dad: "Go."

After Jin Yuyuan left, my father said to me: "This kid is much more interesting than you. If you meet Gao Xiuwei discussing Taoism, no matter whether you understand it or not, you will always hear that you are clearly expelled or the discussion ends. until."

Me: "However, Junior Brother Jin doesn't have the dog legs I thought at first. Compared with Zhang Mi, he is much more reserved. Junior Brother Jin's development direction is more like being exquisite in all aspects rather than being small."

Dad: "If I prefer Zhang Mi's style, why don't I accept Zhang Mi directly, but take someone who is exactly the same as Zhang Mi as an apprentice after many years? Just because you haven't been a teacher when Zhang Mi needs to be apprenticed? "

Me: "Oh, you like dog legs, but too straightforward dog legs will make you feel embarrassed, so you waited for a subtle dog leg?"