Xiu Erdai's daily essays

07172-Escort

The melon-eaters in the mortal world compared the two sides' arguments, stood up to the office staff, and condemned the entertainment industry in unison:

"You seldom use those methods of pouring sewage on the immortals, and the immortals just don't bother to talk to you. Otherwise, if a curse comes down, you will be waiting to go bankrupt."

"We haven't even mentioned the entry of immortals into the entertainment industry. What we're talking about is that smart animals should be treated reasonably in the entertainment industry. Do you think we'll forget if we take the topic off topic? My cat is going to win an award. "

"That's right, my cat's acting skills are much better than the human protagonist's. Why did the little fresh-meat human get the best newcomer, and the cat didn't even attend the awards ceremony?"

"This is discrimination!"

"Cats deserve what they deserve."

"Down with humans, the world belongs to cats."

"Belongs to dogs."

"It belongs to hamsters."

"The entertainment industry needs a thorough tax inspection."

……

In the end, the topic was seriously distorted, and animal actors still became an excuse and a tool for trampling and cleaning.

I stated my position: "I don't care how you pinch them, anyway, please remember that the white and yellow six are only covered by me, and I keep an eye on them all the time. No matter who wants to poison, drug, or trick them, I will I know right away—of course, my protection for the black and red six will definitely be stricter."

Me: "If I am temporarily in a place where it is not convenient to receive information from the main world, then I will temporarily hand over the work of paying attention to the white and yellow to our elder brother. Usually when I encounter things that I am not sure about, I will often ask Our big brother asks for advice."

Me: "The mortals have changed another generation, so let me introduce to you the current big brother Jiang Weixiao of our Yunxia Sect. No matter whether you have seen his black material or not, you should remember one thing clearly: want to win Our elder brother's tricks and tricks are absolutely ineffective, the more complicated, hidden, and roundabout schemes, the easier it will be seen through by our elder brother."

A monk interrupted: "Every time I hear you introduce Jiang Weixiao, I suspect that you are blackmailing him. Tell the truth, Pei Lin, do you hold grudges because you are often cheated by Jiang Weixiao?"

Me: "I think what I said is very objective. Our senior brother is indeed a talented and self-trained conspirator. To win him, he must rely on hard power to crush him head-on. Our senior brother will definitely be able to use devious tricks." Find a flaw."

07173 - no need to doubt

monk:

"I don't think Jiang Weixiao is so exhaustive. Maybe he will be able to do so in a few hundred years, but there are still some rough spots. Especially in matters that are not closely related to Yunxiazong, Jiang Weixiao is now There is really something lacking."

"Jiang Weixiao's attention is too focused on Yunxiazong. This is his advantage in getting the headship, and it is also the danger of his cultivation ceiling forming. Maybe he can only become a perfect person after he reaches the stage of transformation. conspirators."

"Is there something wrong with a schemer and a perfect match?"

Me: "Is the matter of my cat closely related to Yunxiazong?"

"...Forget it? The inner disciples of the Yunxia Sect are undoubtedly within Jiang Weixiao's direct jurisdiction, and the direct possession of the inner disciples is only one more connection line, which should indeed be considered as closely related."

Me: "Then it's done this time."

"Right."

Me: "Of course, I also agree with what some of you said: our elder brother needs to continue to work hard and strive to rule the world in the future."

"...be careful that Kunlun kills you."

Big brother: "This rule is not that rule."

Me: "Every monk who has found his way in the main world is trying to know everything and control the main world in his own way. Not only will Kunlun not stop it, but he will also provide them with some help when he has the opportunity. If you don't believe me, ask Kunlun. "

Big brother: "Yes, Kunlun's tolerance has been as close as possible to the main world. So as long as the main world can tolerate my existence, then Kunlun can too."

Me: "Don't speculate on Kunlun's capacity with small eyes, just like don't speculate on the schemes of our big brother with a failing IQ. It's not bad to have a chick's way of life, but a chick can't compare itself to a swan, Nor can a swan be expected to think the same as a sparrow."

Me: "You need to figure out your race."

"...I suspect you are scolding us."

Me: "Do you still need to doubt? Your IQ can't even win a quarrel with me, how dare you question our big brother's ability to control the field?"

"I'm not the one who questioned Jiang Weixiao. You are so proficient in identifying the lines of spiritual power on the main network, you will not be able to tell who said and who didn't speak ill of your senior brother? Are you kidding me?"

Me: "Another question that doesn't need to be questioned. Fellow Daoist, when you eat melons, eat quietly, and don't get involved in areas where you are weak."

07174-Melon Field

"In front, Young Master Pei is telling you to shut up, idiot. Didn't you see that the people who said Jiang Weixiao before were quiet after Jiang Weixiao's speech? What are you talking about? Jiang Weixiao Participating in small talk, this Yun Xiazong's is no longer small talk, it has turned into a conspiracy."

"I'm still helping to take care of the cats. I'm taking care of them. Cats all over the world, including mortal beasts and spirit beasts, will become Jiang Weixiao's layout materials."

"Pei Lin's three red cats are the most clever-looking among the twelve mortal cats. Heh, the red color of Yunxiazong..."

"In the future, let the whole world be dyed with the red color of Yunxia Sect?"

"As long as Elder Pei Ji breaks into the Mahayana stage, Yunxiazong will have the bottom line strength to challenge Kunlun."

"Kunlun has been the No. [-] for so long, and being pulled down and replaced by a new No. [-] is both embarrassing and refreshing."

Me: "You guys, one moment encourages me to lead the Sand League to grab the jobs of the Loose Cultivation Alliance, and the next moment encourages Yunxiazong to challenge Kunlun. What good is it for you?"

"Harvest melon fields."

Me: "We risked our lives to raise melons for you?"

"What are you playing for? We do what we can. We were just instigating and agitating, but we didn't put a sword on your neck to force you. If you can't stand the temptation and do it, we are not responsible. We are not even abetting , After all, we did not provide an implementation plan, but only expressed some personal hopes."

Me: "You guys are making rumors and spreading rumors."

"So? As one of the dens of rumors, your Yunxia Sect has not formulated a systematic punishment plan for rumors. Do you expect other sects to help you punish us? Or do you expect to use the laws of the mortal world to punish the relationship between monks and monks?" The problem?"

Big brother: "Why use laws or rules? I'll just cheat people."

"Jiang Weixiao, although your image of a conspirator scares many people under your black propaganda, but as someone who has worked directly with you, I know that you will not be offended just because of some disrespectful remarks made by others. Counting people. Words usually mean nothing to you, you only focus on the consequences of actions.”

"I even suspect that in your consciousness, there is no difference between respect and disrespect at all. You don't care about the mood of the speaker at all. All you want is reality."

07175 - limited interest

Me: "Elder brother of course cares about the mood of the speaker. He can cooperate more smoothly with people who have a good impression on him, but he needs to arrange more checks and balances to cooperate with people who have a bad impression on him. Moreover, elder brother also He cares about language, there are a lot of subtleties in language that can bring him a lot of inspiration and help him realize the anticipation of the enemy."

"Actually, isn't the point now, why did Jiang Weixiao participate in this chat? I can't see what benefits he can gain from this, or what kind of tricks he can set up. I admit that I am definitely not as smart as Jiang Weixiao, but in my heart Under the premise of being suspicious and deliberately thinking in the dark, he has already started to attack, so I won’t be able to catch any clues, right? Can’t even eat melons?”

Me: "Brother is here to express his support for me, strengthen his scandal with me, and increase his affinity in the hearts of the public."

"Your sentence... seems to say three things that are completely unrelated?"

Me: "It's a progressive relationship."

While helping the cats make their debut and promising to be their solid backing, I also followed Pei Bing's expectation to study food carefully.But this research... is actually to put together the descriptions of food in the previously collected materials, quickly reread them, and find the corresponding real objects in Yunxia Sect to taste.

Pei Bing: "You can concentrate on your memory for 15 years, but you can understand food data that is larger than your personal experience, but it is intermittent, and you can't even concentrate on it for a whole day."

if not?For food, I will retreat for another 15 years?I really like the feeling of being able to concentrate and only think about one type of thing, but the food is obviously not enough to attract my attention, and I will be distracted after a little more food information, and then I can only continue to treat them as if I didn’t read them. Keep it as inventory data.

Pei Bing: "So it seems that there is no hope for an upgraded version of the delicious Tongmingguo. Not only me, but Elder Pei Ji is also very disappointed. Elder Pei Ji must hope that you can refine it and become No. 1 on the list of delicious foods he eats. Excellent taste."

Pei Bing: "Even if I didn't say it, I must have thought about it. Even if the idea is very casual, I won't be disappointed if it doesn't come true, but I will be happy if it comes true."

I agree with your guess, but no interest is no interest.The information I am interested in looking at has been read a lot during my double-speed review of memory, and I can't help if the food is not included in it. The feeling of 'like' cannot be forced.

I can only try to be more familiar with food materials and raw materials, and if I have the opportunity to encounter something that triggers my interest in the future, I will transform this familiarity into my original new food.

Pei Bing: "You need to be more serious. The level of understanding now is too superficial."

Ok, I'll try to be serious before I get bored.But it’s really easy to get irritable doing things that don’t interest you for a long time... It’s okay, I will take these irritability and the relief of irritability as a part of mind training.

Xiao Ke: "Pei Lin dotes on Pei Bing very much."

Pei Jianzhuo: "In fact, Pei Lin has always doted on everything in his space. He has feelings for all the things he puts in his space for a long time, including the Gu King, who should be very dangerous. Possibly. Pei Lin has always been soft-hearted towards his family."

Fuqiu looked at Xiao Sui.

Xiao Sui: "...Although I hope that the master will love me the most, I also like the soft heart of the master."