Xiu Erdai's daily essays

04 - big brother

The sleepy little fool opened his eyes unconsciously, and found a strange young man beside his bed.

The young man introduced himself: "Hello, Junior Brother Pei Lin, I am Jiang Weixiao, the current senior brother of Yunxia Sect. This is the first meeting gift." He gave Xiaosha a round fruit with a fruit sticking out Straw.

Xiaosha looked at the bright red fruit curiously.

Eldest brother: "This is a new product from Zhuangfeng. Except for a thin layer of skin, it contains juice that can be sucked directly. It tastes sour and sweet, and it's not bad."

Xiaosha took a sip and smiled: "It's delicious."

Then he realized that he hadn't greeted the person in front of him: "Hello, Daxi...Shijiu..." Xiaosha, who had just started talking, especially slurred when he just woke up, silently took another sip of juice.

Eldest brother smiled and said: "Don't worry, this is an objective physical limitation, so you might as well simplify the title a little bit, senior brother is also a brother, if you want, you can call me... If you call me elder brother or eldest brother, it will be confused with Senior Brother Pei Sen, you call me big brother Brother."

Xiaosha: "Big brother."

Senior brother: "Want to see a tree that bears this kind of fruit? I can move one to Peifeng."

Considering his appalling ability to speak, Xiaosha decided to only say the key words for the sake of face: "Ice. Die." At the same time, he realized the root cause of children's incomprehensible speech: it is not an IQ problem, but a physical condition.

Unexpectedly, the senior brother understood: "Although Peifeng's climate is too harsh for most plants, Lingzhi has spiritual power to protect the body after all. If appropriate protection measures are added, Lingzhi will be able to grow in a short period of time." It's not a burden for Ling Zhi to come to Pei Feng to play with you for a while."

Xiaosha tentatively said, "Move. Hurt. Tired."

Big brother: "Lingzhi is different from ordinary plants. Lingzhi usually stays in one place for a long time because they are too lazy to move, not because they are easy to damage if they move. If you give Lingzhi enough lure, then Lingzhi will be willing to take the initiative. Walk with others. Since it is voluntary and voluntary, of course it is not tiring."

Xiaosha: "Expensive?"

Big brother: "Many times, benefits are a matter of exchange. I give Lingzhi some benefits to make it act according to my wishes, and then I also get some benefits from its actions. It doesn't suffer, and neither do I. It's a win-win."

Xiaosha stared at the elder brother with wide eyes, with obvious surprise on his face: this person can read minds.

The elder brother smiled and asked, "Do you want to see this tree?"

Xiaosha: "Yes."

And then I saw it.He was also hugged by the elder brother and personally picked a few fruits tentatively named 'Juice Fruit'.

Elder Pei glanced at Jiang Weixiao, who was holding his own son, and then at his own son who was being held, with a delicate expression on his face.

It was many years later that I seemed to understand the meaning of my father's expression: a spiritual plant that has basically no special features except its shape can be kidnapped and thrown into his arms with a few small talk. This son is a bit protective. strenuous.

No, Dad, this is throwing yourself into the arms, no, this is being abducted, and this... there is another major premise for this matter: it happened in Pei Feng.Xiaosha tacitly assumes that anyone who can come to Peifeng is trustworthy, which is actually an extension of the trust in his own father.If he changed to another place, Xiaosha would not trust him even if he met someone who was as empathetic as the elder brother.

Really, I won't.I'm actually a very defensive person, please believe me.

05-Ghost

Children are drowsy, and it is difficult to control themselves not to sleep when drowsiness comes, and it is easy to fall asleep and sleep upside down day and night.

One day, Xiaosha, who slept too much during the day, couldn't sleep at night, so he drove a scooter around the empty Peifeng.The moonlight was bright on this day, even though it was quite hazy when it penetrated through the clouds and mists of Yunxiazong, it didn't affect Xiaosha's ability to see the scenery in front of him clearly with the reflection of the moonlight and ice and snow, and then he noticed something was wrong when he looked at it .

A touch of red suddenly appeared in the white snow and ice, and then that touch of red was still drifting and gradually approaching him.When it got close to a certain extent, Xiaosha felt that it was an inhuman human-shaped object with the fluff all over his body. When he almost screamed "Dad, help me", his father fell to his side and said first: "That's Hui. Elder Gu's apprentice Di Qiang, you can call her Senior Sister Di."

After Xiaosha calmed down for a while, he still asked in shock: "Is it a living person?"

Father: "A living person, not a ghost cultivator."

Xiaosha: "Ghost Xiu... is there really a ghost?"

Dad: "There are indeed ghosts in the world of comprehension, but ghosts can be treated as a race. There is no essential difference between monks and humans, demon cultivators, etc."

Xiaosha: "There are still monsters?"

Dad: "You will see them in the future. When you get along with them, it is similar to when you get along with human friends from the outer sect."

The blush finally floated in front of the father and son, and they said hello to Elder Pei first.

After she approached, Xiaosha still felt terrible, subconsciously grabbed the hem of his father's clothes, and then relying on his father's protection, he forced himself to look carefully at the woman in red...After cultivating for a while, he found that from a rational point of view, it seemed This person is not scary.There is no grim smile, no blood streaming down the face, no sinister voice... But why is it so scary when you don't look carefully?

Di Qiang smiled at Xiaosha, Xiaosha couldn't help but tended to retreat, but because his hands were still holding on to the hem of his father's clothes, he couldn't retreat, so he could only bite the bullet and say hello: "Senior Sister Di is good."

Zhai Qiang: "Sorry, I scared you. Pei Feng withdrew his defense tonight, and I accidentally broke in while I was floating."

Xiaosha: "Defense?"

Dad: "If you are defensive, the light of the moon can fall on you, but the breath can't, which will make you feel a little bit out of place."

Xiaosha: "What is a sense of dislocation?"

Dad: "You will know later."

Xiaosha: "If I don't know now, why can I feel out of place?"

Dad: "You can't perceive it rationally, but you will remember it."

Xiaosha stared at his father and thought for a while, then became sleepy.

06-big beauty

It may be because the proportion of sleep time is too large, so when Xiaosha wakes up from sleep, he often feels that he has missed a lot of things, so he is very confused and at a loss.For example, when he woke up this time, he was so shocked by an earth-shattering beauty that he forgot who he was.

Elder Qi frowned slightly as he saw Xiaosha stunned at him.

Xiaosha came back to his senses, stiffened, and greeted: "Hello...Senior?"

Elder Qi nodded slightly, then turned and left.

Xiaosha: "..."

The old man introduced: "That's Elder Qi Xi, Faxiu. Many disciples call him Little Martial Uncle, and you can call him that too."

This misses the point.

Xiao Sha: "He is so beautiful."

Dad: "Yeah."

Xiaosha: "What is he here for?"

Dad: "Tell me something. Take a look at you by my side."

Xiaosha: "Oh...does he not like me?"

Dad: "There is no dislike. He is happy about your birth."

Xiaosha felt that the way the old man described was a bit strange, as if he was avoiding the important and neglecting the minor, and also seemed to be deliberately distorting.

Xiaosha: "Happy about my birth, but not interested in me?"

The old man glanced at Xiaosha, his face seemed to be surprised.

Xiaosha looked at his father suspiciously.

Dad: "Are you sleepy?"

Xiaosha was stunned for a while, yawned, and forgot what he was thinking just now, but he didn't fall asleep immediately, but flipped through the photos of his mother, wondering who was more beautiful, his mother or Elder Qi, and consulted on this question Mother's Taoist companion.

Dad: "As evidenced by the Taoist relationship, I am naturally more interested in your mother."

Xiaosha felt that the way his father spoke that day was particularly blunt.

——After a few years, the little fool will find out that this kind of nonsense is the normal way for the father to speak to his son.

07-Airbag

Xiaosha watched a man with a long beard chasing his father and said, "Elder Pei, you don't need to attend, but you can say a few words and let me take you there?"

Dad: "You can make it up as you like."

Long beard: "I can't make up your aura."

Father: "The head is too modest."

Then the father introduced to his own son who had noticed the two of them: "This is the current head of Yunxia Sect, you can call him the head uncle."

Xiaosha: "Hello, Master Master."

The head: "Hello, Xiao Lin." Then he stuffed the meeting ceremony, and then continued to pester Elder Pei, "A word, even a word is fine. You have to say it. Only you know what you will say on that occasion. I can guess." Part of what you say in daily life, but I don't know what you will say in the communication of Huashen Mahayana level, that is beyond my ability."

Dad: "I don't think so. It's not that the places with many Huashen Mahayana sessions can be defined as Huashen Mahayana-level exchanges. This one is not so important."

Head: "But in terms of the definition of head, this match is important enough."

Dad: "That's based on your position. All I can say is I don't think I need to be involved, in any way. Do you go by yourself, or do I throw you out?"

The leader paused for a moment, then looked at Xiao Sha: "What do you think your father will say at the important meeting?"

Xiaosha: "..."

The head: "Any sentence is fine. I won't copy it directly, I just listen to it and develop a little idea."

Xiaosha: "I'm hungry."

The old man started to cook for Xiaosha, the head...leaved...sorry, I still have to add an adjective, the head left Pei Feng obediently.