Xiu Erdai's daily essays

07168-Dedication

The white and yellow six have signed a formal contract with a professional company called Pet Garden, planning to become cat stars in a serious manner. The company will send special personnel to take care of them and take them to various performances.

Black and Red Six will take the free recording and broadcasting and live broadcast route.When you are in a good mood, you can broadcast live continuously for 24 hours—eating, drinking and sleeping are also broadcast together, only Lazard dodges for a while—when you are in a bad mood, the public may not see a single cat hair from them for a month.

Cloud Sucking Cats compares the two sides and concludes: "The unprofessional gamers really do whatever they want, but the professionals are reliable. Look at the relaxed arrangement of Bai and Huang's appearances. Every time they appear on the scene, they attract people's satisfaction. Neither Turning to the channel because it appeared for too long in a row, and it will not be forgotten because it has not appeared for a long time."

"The pet garden company is really professional, and has formulated the most suitable development route for its pet stars. Unlike Master Pei, it is completely free-range."

"I prefer the free-range ones, which look more friendly and feline. White and yellow have already brought obvious artificial preferences, that is, they have become a style that is more pleasing to humans, rather than a pure cat's self-temperament. "

"It's like the difference between a general cat coffee and a ball lock. The former serves humans, while the latter takes cats first. In the former, cats show arrogance to scratch the cuteness of humans, while in the latter, they are arrogant because they don't need to show respect to humans. Begging. Even if there is some resemblance in appearance, if you are familiar enough with cats, you can feel it."

"However, for most viewers who raise cats in the cloud, there is probably no difference between the two, or the former is more popular with the public. This is also the reason why companies that focus on animal stars such as Chongyuan can develop prosperously."

"Many people don't really want to know all about a certain animal. They just want to see the cute spots they are interested in. The animal star company will zoom in on those cute spots for the audience to see, and the audience will pay the company's display fee, a win-win situation."

"It's a triple win. The animal stars also win. The animal stars know they are acting, and on stage they deliberately cater to human preferences to play one-sided selves to get paid, and then ensure that they can restore their full selves off the stage Enjoy life. Celebrity is just a job, it’s normal to perform during work, and pretending for salary is a sign of dedication.”

"Bai and Huang are dedicated stars, while Hei and Hong are rice bugs who are lazy and dedicated."

07169-Enthusiasm for work

Sanhong responded to the public with a translator in a live broadcast: "Yes, yes, our six rice worms not only don't earn their own wages, but also ask for gifts from Bai and Huang. We are raised by Pei Lin and Bai Huang."

There are white and yellow fans who feel sorry for the hard work of white and yellow and denounce black and red for sucking blood.

There are black and red fans who think that black and red are the true state of cats, and ridicule white and yellow for being hypocritical and deceiving.

Some fraternity fans believe that white, yellow, and black and red each have their own advantages.

Some CP fans think this is a story of a hardworking breadwinner and a lazy wife.

The circles pinched each other lively, very star-like.

I announced: "My family's twelve mortal cats have made their debut successfully."

Ordinary people who are not in the fan circle wonder: "Is this how you count if you have made a debut?"

Even participating in a movie doesn't count as a debut?

White and yellow are the official supporting roles of the cat, while black and red are used as the background board in an urban love movie—that is, the protagonist shows a three-second black and red live broadcast when viewing the video—many urban film and television works in recent years They all like to use ball locks and ball series products as background boards.

Go to the ball lock and cry when you are broken in love; go to the ball lock to take pictures with the cat when you are in love; the lovers are awkward and grab the ball series products from each other, and yell "the cat is mine, you get out"; want to get back together and go to the ball lock to observe the cat employees like Which ball series product, buy it, and then go to the pet store to buy a kitten for your lover...

Of course, according to my rules, as long as my products, stores or employees are featured, I have to pay my borrowing fee-I don’t need these works to increase my popularity, they are trying to catch my popularity, so they must pay I charge, not I pay them for advertising.

Judging from the enthusiasm with which they would rather pay than borrow frequently, they should feel that the payment is worthwhile.

Bai Huang is very happy in the entertainment circle of the mortal world.Most people don't have trouble with cats, and everyone knows that they have me as the backstage, so even if there are people who want to bully cats, they don't dare to attack Bai Huang, so Bai Huang has a more colorful personality than in Xiao Sui. Life is still loved and enjoyed top-notch service.

So their enthusiasm for work was always burning, and they decided to renew their contracts without hesitation after one year. They expressed that they wanted to become emperors in the entertainment industry and occupy the pinnacle of the entertainment industry.

07170-Excellent treatment attracts excellent talents

While hahaha, the white and yellow fans actively proposed to the organizers of various awards to set up actor and actress for animal actors, and they plausibly said:

"In contemporary film and television works, the continuous enrichment of animal actors is the general trend. These animal actors no longer appear as props, nor do they rely on the staff to guide them step by step to complete their roles."

"Not only the white and yellow cats, but also many qi-level spirit beasts are actually willing to participate in the work of mortals in order to make a living, but the premise is that the mortal industry is willing to pay them reasonable rewards and honors for their labor."

"The police have always done a good job in this regard. Excellent dogs can have the same level of honor evaluation system as excellent people. Even hamsters who actively help the masses can get pennants."

"The entertainment industry is far behind in this regard. Not to mention honors, even the basic remuneration cannot be guaranteed. No matter how new a movie's human protagonist is, there is a reward of hundreds of thousands, but what about the animal protagonist? It’s just a can, and it’s still left to their breeders to arrange. How can this attract intelligent spirit beasts with self-awareness? Furthermore, how can it be possible to improve the quality of animal actors?”

"Excellent treatment can attract excellent talents."

The bigwigs in the entertainment industry thought that it was too much time for you to write small essays so sincerely for a few cats, and at the same time felt that it was not unreasonable.

If we can attract spirit beasts with slightly higher levels of cultivation to participate in the performance, wouldn't it be the same as attracting monks to participate in the performance? Is the gimmick enough to pay back the award?Moreover, spirit beasts are generally simpler than monks, so when participating in the performance, it is more likely that they really want to act, rather than come to cause trouble.

feasible.

There are also big bosses who are more pessimistic: "It's not that there were no spirit beasts in the entertainment industry before. Yes, there are many gimmicks, a lot of traffic, and his desire to work is also true, and then he is very integrated into the entertainment industry to tear up with other actors, and finally Something happened."

Boss: "Spiritual beasts, immortals, including Lingzhi, is that force value that ordinary stars can bear? Ordinary stars think they are flirting, quarreling, or creating scandals, but the immortals, spirits and beasts don't like it." While directly sending the quarreling object to the hospital, or even sending it to the funeral home if one misses."

Boss: "Yes, after the accident, the Special Affairs Department and other departments will definitely be able to bring the fairy and spirit beast to justice, but will the crew be better off if this kind of thing happens?"

Boss: "No matter how filthy the entertainment industry is, it's cheating, kidnapping, poisoning, and drugging. Generally, no one will die. Public figures, law-abiding and law-abiding piles of black material can't be washed away. How dare you challenge the law so easily, immortal But it’s clearly not the way of thinking.”

07171 - speak for yourself

public:

"...It turns out that cheating, abduction, and poisoning are not illegal? Even if it's laxatives, it's still up to the standard for filing a case, right?"

"I don't know about the others. Anyway, there are a lot of people in the entertainment industry who have been arrested for tax evasion. There are still many people who think they have evaded taxes, but the relevant departments did not investigate."

"Don't worry, if you save too much, it's the sum of the money. This thing can't be erased after a long time, and everything is clearly in the account."

"There are also those who make bad movies to launder money, huh. People are doing nothing but watching, and they will have to pay back one day when they come out to hang out. Want to make huge profits? Be careful that one day you will be shot in the head."

Big boss in the entertainment industry: "Look. Many people dare to sentence us without evidence. Immortals and beasts enter the circle to make trouble, and it is uncertain what will happen. Even if the treaty between the two worlds clearly states that 'Cultivators who commit crimes in the mortal world must be punished. The same amount of punishment as the law of the mortal world', but when it is actually implemented, the arrest alone is a big problem."

Boss: "The criminal immortal hides in the cultivation world, where can the mortal world officials go to arrest them? The cultivation world is willing to let the mortal world go hunting for criminals, and also claims that the various sects will not let criminals in, that is, mortals only need to find criminals in the world." It is enough to find criminals in the public areas of the cultivation world, but are there many places in the public areas of the cultivation world that ordinary people can go to?"

Boss: "You can't accuse the cultivation world of not helping or cooperating. After all, everyone knows that the cultivation world is divided into sects. Each sect only cares about its own internal affairs, and rarely interferes with the affairs of external sects. things and often defend their shortcomings."

Boss: "That is to say, if a sect A commits a crime in the mortal world, and then hides in time to the safe place C arranged for him by his sect B, then the mortal world will go to practice without knowing which sect A belongs to." Jiecha people, sects other than B stand by and watch, while sect B hides A in a place C that is difficult for mortals to enter. If A walks around in the mortal world in disguise and has no reputation, then it can be said that the mortal world is almost There is no way to find Jia in the realm of comprehension."

Seeing that the bigwig in the entertainment circle wanted to relate the issue of the treatment of animal actors to the cultivator's unruly lawlessness in the mortal world, the staff of several sects' offices in the mortal world spoke up:

"Is this when the comprehension world is still drinking blood? There is no way to investigate the individual? Just take the disguised information of the criminal monk to our office to entrust. If it involves a criminal case, we will not charge a penny. Within three days The person's sect, cultivation, real appearance, and past records are all handed over to the police in the mortal world."

"We have rules for cooperation in criminal cases. The office has existed in a city for thousands of years, and it is perfunctory to the officials of the mortal world on matters of principle. Do we want to close the door?"

"On the contrary, monks will not easily take the lives of mortals, because monks will not suffer much from the hands of mortals, and will not lose their minds in anger. Retaliation is very restrained, and it is more likely to embarrass mortals rather than lose their lives. Mortals You can't get angry and do irreparable wrong things if you fight with mortals."