My big goose is not good

Tang Fengru didn't notice Yan Ze's sharp eyes, and nodded understandingly when he said it was hot, "The temperature is a bit high these days, I'll change the quilt for you into a thinner blanket later."

During this period of time, the weather has been fine and the temperature has continued to rise. It is enough to wear a single coat during the day, and the temperature will not drop at night, which makes people mistakenly think that summer has arrived earlier.

After a pause, he added: "But it's only the beginning of April, and tomorrow is the Ching Ming Festival. According to the usual practice in previous years, it will definitely rain. Once it rains, it will drop several degrees. You should not be too greedy for the coolness when you sleep at night. You need to cover it." something, or you’ll catch a cold easily.”

"Worry, do you think this deity is as weak as you humans?" Yan Ze sneered, but Tang Fengru's words of concern were pleasant to the ear, and made his depressed heart a little more comfortable, "You take care of yourself Just do it yourself, don’t fall ill and be unable to cook or work.”

"Don't worry, no, I'm in great shape!" In order to make her words convincing, Tang Fengru rolled up her sleeves and bent her arms, showing Yan Ze her slightly bulging biceps, then turned and ran to Kitchen, "Wait a minute, the noodles will be ready in 10 minutes!"

"What a ghost, he's as thin as a chicken, he can't even hold a single finger of his deity." Looking at the brisk figure, Yan Ze finally eased his tense face.

Da Hua came over dragging the broom, and jokingly said, "Master Yan, the master is so virtuous and loves you so much, you are really lucky."

"..." Yan Ze's face changed, and he looked away, staring at Da Hua's envious face, "What did you say?"

Master Yan doesn't like others talking about his private affairs?Dahua's heart trembled, and she hurriedly ran away, "I, I didn't say anything! I'll go to work right away!"

Yan Ze looked in the direction of the kitchen again, narrowing his eyes dangerously.

He is not deaf, so he could hear what Dahua said just now verbatim, but the content was a bit unexpected, which made him unable to react for a while.

Is that so?

He knew from the very beginning that Tang Xiaoji had a purpose for being nice to him. He used to be greedy for his body when he was still in the form of a big goose, but now it has become even worse, and he has ulterior motives for him.

That's right, how can a mere mortal be able to resist his charm for such an outstanding monster with noble blood.

Tang Xiaoji lived with him under the same roof all day long, and every day he looked down and didn't see him when he looked up. It was even more normal to feel admiration for him.

Hehe, it's fantastic.

……

In the kitchen, Tang Fengru looked at her mobile phone frequently while ordering noodles, but her Weibo didn't move at all when the noodles were cooked.

It's only been less than half an hour, and it's normal for no one to notice. Wait a while and watch it again.

He comforted himself like this, put away his phone, took out the noodles and put them on the table, and went to the kitchen door and shouted: "Yan Ze, you can eat!"

Yan Ze came over and glanced at Tang Fengru inexplicably.

Tang Fengru asked strangely: "What's wrong?"

"It's nothing." Yan Ze decided not to pursue his secret love for himself, so as not to frighten this cowardly guy, and then no one will cook for him, so it's impossible.

As soon as he sat down on the stool, he saw two bowls of chicken noodle soup, one large and one small, on the table. Although the noodle and soup were the same, there was a layer of chicken shreds in the big bowl, two Shiitake mushrooms and a soft-boiled poached egg are much richer than a small bowl with a few scallions sprinkled on it.

Without asking, he knew that the big bowl was specially prepared by Yan Ze for himself.

It's very nice to please people.The corners of Yan Ze's lips were slightly raised, and he picked up the bowl and took a sip of the chicken soup first, letting the delicious and not greasy taste infiltrate his stomach, and then asked: "Why don't you cut some meat and boil an egg for yourself?" ?”

Why still no one likes it?Tang Fengru sat down across from him, picked up her phone and refreshed Weibo, and replied absent-mindedly: "I'm already tired of eating."

I'm tired of eating and I didn't see you gaining two catties of meat.Yan Ze snorted and started eating noodles.

Tang Fengru also started to eat, but after eating for a while, she couldn't help refreshing her phone, and was disappointed every time.

The smile on Yan Ze's lips gradually disappeared.

5 minute later.

The table was slapped with a "bang", "Tang Xiaoji, what's the matter with you, you are waiting for news from that classmate again? The dog ate the guarantee from the day before yesterday?!"

Looking at the sullen Yanze, Tang Fengru's hands trembled, and the phone almost fell into the noodle bowl, and hurriedly explained: "No! Didn't you say that I should use my own brain to promote the products of the chicken farm? I posted an advertisement on Weibo, just want to see how it works!"

Yan Ze asked suspiciously: "Really? Does that work?"

"No……"

"Let me take a look."

Tang Fengru handed over the phone obediently.

Yan Ze glanced at it and sneered, "What kind of photo did you take? It's blurry like a ghost. It was still dark at the time, right? The composition is also messy and has no aesthetic feeling. It's strange that it will be effective."

Tang Fengru was shocked, "Is it really ugly?"

He thought that the photos he took were quite realistic, without artificial processing and beautification at all, just like the chickens he raised, 100% natural.

"What do you think, it's so ugly! Firstly, your camera skills are too bad, and secondly, your broken mobile phone is also terrible, so it should be replaced long ago." Yan Ze criticized mercilessly while eating, "It's better Just buy a camera and use it specifically for taking pictures. If you want to do a good job, you must first sharpen your weapon. Haven’t you heard what your human ancestors said?”

Tang Fengru touched her vicissitudes-worn mobile phone covered with tape, and said with some reluctance: "I heard it, but..."

"You've heard that you just don't want to spend money on a new one, right? Please don't be so stingy, money is earned, not saved." Yan Ze said and handed the empty bowl to him. Tang Fengru, "More."

"Oh."

Tang Fengru put her mobile phone in her pocket, took the bowl and stood up, just about to go to the stove to serve him another bowl, but she didn't notice Yan Ze's long legs stretching out from under the table, she tripped unexpectedly, and the whole body People rushed forward.

Seeing that she was about to plunge into the pot of chicken noodle soup, Tang Fengru closed her eyes in horror.Immediately afterwards, there was a sudden tightening around the waist, and someone scooped it up.

"Why are you so stupid, you can fall down every step of the way, and you don't know how to live to such a big age."

Yan Ze spoke sarcastically, he held him by the waist like a child and put him back on the stool, and grabbed the bowl he kept in his arms even after wrestling him, and prepared to serve the noodles himself, "You throw it It doesn't matter, if you overturn the pot and cause the deity to not have enough to eat, then the crime will be serious, you know!"

"understood."

Although Yan Ze's words were not pleasant to listen to, Tang Fengru's ears were hot and her heart was pounding, she didn't know whether it was from fright or embarrassment.

He reached out his hand to touch his pocket, hey, where's the phone?

Looking up, it's too bad, the phone slipped out when I fell down just now, and fell into the vegetable washing basin.

This is good, if you don't want to change it, you have to change it.

After finishing the morning work and eating lunch, Tang Fengru was going to the town to buy a new mobile phone. Before leaving, Yan Ze told him: "Bring more money. Didn't you only earn 7000 yuan yesterday? If you want to buy it, buy one." Okay, a little more powerful."

Tang Fengru agreed, put a wad of money into the bag, and asked him, "Do you want to go to town?"

"No, it's not fun at all, I might as well sleep at home." Yan Ze waved his hand boredly, "Go early and come back early, don't delay making dinner."

"Hmm, no."

Tang Fengru then drove out in the small three-wheeler.

When I came out of the village, I met a few villagers who asked him strangely why he hadn’t seen his big goose in the past few days. Tang Fengru replied cautiously: “It’s tired of playing, and I’m too lazy to come out.”

The villagers all said with a relieved expression, that's fine, that's fine.

Tang Fengru thought to herself that it's good that Immortal Yan didn't follow, otherwise she would be angry again.

After arriving in Dongyang Town, Tang Fengru put the tricycle in a parking lot, then went straight to a relatively large electrical appliance store, consulted and compared it at the mobile phone and camera counter for a long time, finally gritted her teeth and bought a 2000 yuan The new mobile phone and a 4000 yuan entry-level SLR camera cost a total of 6000 yuan.

Tang Fengru touched the two new machines cherishingly, feeling pain in the flesh and eager to try.

After installing a few commonly used social software, Tang Fengru installed Weibo again, clicked on her homepage and saw that the advertisement in the morning was still in a pool of stagnant water, without any disturbance.

It was hit by Yan Ze, and the filming was really bad, it must be improved.

When passing by a text printing shop, Tang Fengru went in and asked. The boss said that A5 double-sided color printing leaflets cost 100 yuan and [-] sheets, including design and typesetting.

Six thousand was spent, and 100 yuan was neither a loss nor a swindle. Tang Fengru paid 100 yuan and introduced the situation of her chicken farm.

The boss immediately sat in front of the computer, called up a bright red and green template, edited it cracklingly, and added a photo of a local chicken found on the Internet, and finally boasted: "How about it, isn't it good?"

To be honest, Tang Fengru felt that it was not very good, and the local chicken was not as vigorous as his own chicken, but his level was not good enough to say how to improve it, so it was finalized like this.

The boss gave him a note, explaining that the factory will print all over the world, and the goods can only be picked up the day after tomorrow.

The day after tomorrow is the day after tomorrow. Tomorrow is Ching Ming Festival. He has to go up the mountain to sweep the graves of his relatives, so he doesn't have time to come to town.

After coming out of Wenyin shop, Tang Fengru went to the supermarket to buy some cakes and fruits for the festival. After coming out, it was getting late, so he took a shortcut and walked to Leping Street, just happened to meet the old man who was selling sweet-scented osmanthus and lotus roots last time .

Thinking that Yanze likes to eat this, he bought two more skewers and put them in kraft paper bags to take home.

As soon as he entered the courtyard, Yan Ze came out of the living room and said dissatisfiedly, "It's almost six o'clock, why did you come back? Are you trying to starve me to death!"

As she spoke, her nose fluttered a few times, her eyes fell on the kraft paper bag in Tang Fengru's hand, "What is it?"