My big goose is not good

It's really a dog's nose, but luckily I was prepared.Tang Feng handed over the bag as if offering a treasure immediately, "I went to order a batch of advertising leaflets, so I was delayed for a while. On the way back, I happened to meet a man selling candied lotus root, so I bought you two bunches."

Yan Ze had actually smelled it, and when he opened the bag and saw what was inside, the corners of his mouth instantly turned up, and then he pulled it down immediately after a while, saying: "Don't think that such a small thing can fool the deity, I want to eat beggar chicken."

He watched a martial arts movie just now, in which an old beggar made a beggar chicken, which looked very attractive.

Tang Fengru had never cooked Beggar Chicken before, but since Immortal Yan asked for it by name, she had to know if she didn't know it, "Okay, you eat candied lotus root to fill your stomach first, and I'll cook right away."

Yan Ze let out a "huh", lay down on the bamboo chair in the yard, and ate leisurely.

Tang Fengru took off her satchel and hung it on a hook on the wall. Unexpectedly, the stainless steel water cup inside fell out and hit the ground, rolling away several meters away with a clatter.

He was a little strange. He picked up the water glass and lifted the satchel to have a look. There was a hole about ten centimeters long, and the edge was very smooth, as if cut out with a knife.

Tang Fengru secretly thought that it was not good, and quickly opened the satchel to check the contents, her heart sank, "Oh no, my wallet was stolen!"

Yan Ze swallowed the candied lotus root in his mouth, frowned and asked, "How could it be stolen?"

Tang Fengru showed him the torn satchel, and said angrily and urgently: "Today and Sunday, there were a lot of people on Renmin Road, and I didn't pay attention to the crowd, so someone cut the bag and stole the wallet. Alas, there are more than 200 yuan left over from today's use in the wallet, and my ID card! The thief is really abominable!"

Fortunately, he didn't put the newly bought mobile phone in his satchel, but put it in his trousers pocket, and his camera was hung in a separate camera bag in front of him. Otherwise, if it was stolen, he would have nowhere to cry.

"Why are you so sloppy, you don't even know you've been cut off by someone?" Yan Ze said angrily, "What will you do if this knife cuts you!"

Cutting on the body will hurt, so I know for sure... Tang Fengru replied in her heart, and said dejectedly: "I will pay attention to it in the future. I will go to the town again tomorrow and report the loss to the police station."

It's too late now, so I can only deal with it tomorrow.

Although he will report the crime, such petty theft is not uncommon.The value of the lost money was not high enough to attract too much attention from the police, and the probability of solving the case was not high. Most people could only consider themselves unlucky when they encountered it, so Tang Fengru didn't expect too much.

Yan Ze was noncommittal, "Then let's talk about it tomorrow. Hurry up and cook."

Tang Fengru responded, and went to the kitchen sullenly.

Yan Ze stood up, went to the side of the satchel and sniffed it, then immediately walked away in disgust, sat back on the bamboo chair and continued eating candied lotus root.

After a while, Dahua ran over from the backyard with a bucket and asked curiously, "Master Yan, what are you eating? It smells so good!"

"Osmanthus candied lotus root." Yan Ze chewed slowly.

Dahua stared eagerly, drooling, "Wow, it looks delicious."

"It's okay. Do you want to eat?" Yan Ze glanced at him, "It's useless to think about it, this is Tang Xiaoji's tribute to the deity."

Dahua swallowed with a "gudong" and said wittily, "Well, I know, take your time."

After speaking, he put the bucket next to the pool, and went back to the backyard to catch bugs resignedly.

……

After dinner, Yanze went to the living room to watch TV, and Tang Fengru went to the backyard to feed the chicks with Dahua. After finishing the work, he went back to the house to study the functions of the new camera. I made a few posts and videos to learn how to compose a picture, and then tried to take left and right shots of objects in the room.

Sure enough, you get what you pay for. The photos taken by SLR are much better than those taken by mobile phones in terms of clarity and color, and it feels good to take casual photos.

It's a pity that it's getting dark now, otherwise I could have re-shot the chicken farm, and the effect would definitely be better than the group in the morning.

It was almost eleven o'clock in the blink of an eye, Tang Feng Ruyi put down the camera, took her clothes and went to take a shower.

When he passed the living room, he found that the TV was still on, but the Yanze man was not there, and the bedroom was dark and dimly lit, and he seemed to have fallen asleep.

Tang Fengru turned off the TV and went into the bathroom gently.

After taking a shower and returning to the house, Tang Fengru complacently admired the photos he took just now, and then got ready to sleep.

The weather forecast said that the weather would change soon, but the rain hadn't come down yet, and the room was very stuffy.He simply took off his T-shirt and pajama pants, and went to bed wearing only a pair of underwear.

Just as he was about to turn off the bedside lamp, the door was suddenly pushed open from the outside, and Yan Ze walked in.

Tang Fengru hurriedly got into the blanket, wrapped her whole body like a chrysalis, so as not to be ridiculed by the other party again, she only showed her head and said, "What's the matter, what's the matter?"

Yan Ze threw something casually over, hit Tang Fengru on the forehead with a "slap", and then fell on his pillow.

Tang Fengru yelled "Ouch", and looked down, isn't this her wallet!

Immediately, he didn't care too much, lifted the blanket, grabbed the wallet and opened it, and saw the receipt from the printing shop, 200 yuan in cash and his ID card, all of which were there, and he was overjoyed and said, "Oh my God, I'm not dreaming! Where did you find it?"

"Of course it's from the thief. I just went to town." Yan Ze replied, his eyes were involuntarily attracted by his two thin and white arms.

Tang Fengru was taken aback, "How do you know who the thief is? How did you find him?"

Yan Ze wrote lightly: "It's not easy. I walked around on Renmin Road, smelled it, and then asked anyone at random to find it."

"Wow, that's so powerful!" Tang Fengru was shocked, and for the first time really felt the physique gap between humans and monsters, "Then what happened to that thief after that?"

Yan Ze was pleased by the inconceivable and awe-inspiring look in his eyes, "It's nothing, so I crippled his hands, wrote the words 'I'm a thief' on his face, and threw him into the yard of the police station went."

Tang Fengru: "..."

This is really something that Immortal Yan can do.

It was his own fault for the thief to encounter such a demon.

To be honest, Tang Fengru really didn't expect that Yan Ze would care about her being stolen, so she ran to the town to get his wallet back in the middle of the night, and couldn't help saying gratefully: "Thank you for your hard work, I will cook you a big meal tomorrow." !"

"Isn't that what it should be? You can buy more than 200 chickens for 20 yuan. You don't want to get rid of this deity just for a meal. There is no such thing as cheap." Yan Ze said disdainfully, "You humans Aren’t the famous stars all paid for their appearances? It’s said that an [-]th-tier star costs [-] yuan, so I’m not as good as them?”

One hundred thousand... If Daxian wants to pay an appearance fee, you might as well not give me your wallet back.A drop of cold sweat dripped down Tang Fengru's head, "I don't have that much money."

"Excuse me, I don't know about it yet. You can use something else to pay for it. I'll talk about the specifics when I think about it." Yan Ze glanced at the half of his shoulder that was exposed after the blanket slid down, and frowned instantly, " I said, why don't you wear clothes?"

Half-revealed, is this deliberately trying to seduce the deity?How presumptuous!

Tang Fengru hastily pulled up the blanket, and rewrapped herself into a pupa.

I secretly complained for myself, it was so late, who knew you would suddenly barge in without knocking.

Besides, didn't you say before that it's comfortable to be naked, why can't I be naked.

Typically, state officials are only allowed to set fires and people are not allowed to light lamps, which is too overbearing!

Yan Ze felt that feeling of irritability came again, and after glaring at Tang Fengru, he turned around and prepared to go out, intending to take a cold shower to calm down the evil fire in his heart.

Tang Fengru thought of something, and hurriedly said: "Yanze, tomorrow is Qingming Festival, I have to go up the mountain to visit my family's grave, and I may be late at noon. I bought some pastries in the living room in the afternoon, if you are hungry, eat some first Bar."

I have to report to this person first, so as not to be scolded when I come back late.

Without even thinking about it, Yan Ze said, "I'll go too."

"Hey, what are you going to do?"

Are there relatives who want to worship?

"Can't we go around the mountain?"

"...Okay, of course. But the cemetery is behind Xiaoqingshan, and the road is a bit far away. I'm leaving at about seven o'clock."

The legs are on Immortal Yan's body, so of course no one can stop him wherever he wants to go.

"Understood, long-winded."

So that's it for tomorrow.

The author has something to say:

Sorry for the late update today.

One of my big teeth was inflamed, and it hurt for three whole days. I felt that half of my head was swollen, and it hurts to drink saliva. This is the first time I deeply understand what is called "toothache is not a disease, it hurts really badly" TAT

I went to the hospital today for examination and treatment, and I was asked to pull out my teeth after the Chinese New Year. It was terrible!It is foreseeable that this Spring Festival, there is no need to worry about gaining weight ORZ

It is really important to have a good mouthful of teeth. I wish everyone good teeth, good appetite, good health, and delicious food!