My big goose is not good

Tang Fengru spent the whole day thinking hard whenever she was free, and at night after taking a shower and going to bed, she was still thinking about what Yan Ze said.

In the past two years, he has been thinking about how to raise chickens and how to raise chickens well, and he has not paid attention to other things.What happened today taught him a lesson, forcing him to seriously consider things other than raising chickens.

These days, the smell of wine is also afraid of deep alleys, Tang Fengru still understands this truth.Now companies and enterprises want to build their own brands and open up product sales, and they have to invest a lot of energy in advertising bombing on TV magazines or other various media.But he didn't have much capital, so he couldn't afford this kind of advertisement.

So far, Tang Fengru has a total of 3 yuan on hand, which is slightly better than last year, but this amount of money is useless.Expansion of chicken coops, expansion of breeding scale, purchase of food and medicines will all involve costs, and must be carefully calculated.

Do you want to print some small advertisements and distribute flyers in places with a lot of traffic in the town?

When she was working in Yuncheng before, in order to promote a smart learning machine of the company, Tang Fengru also sent leaflets on the streets and around the school, but with little effect.Most of the passers-by either did not pick up the phone, or took a few steps and then stuffed it into the trash can after picking up the phone. Few people called to consult.

But this is at least a way, and the cost is relatively low, so you can try it.

What's better than the previous two years is that Tang Fengru is no longer fighting alone, and can devote part of her time and energy to this matter. If she was too busy in the past, it would be useless to think about it.

Now that there is a big monster like Yanze sitting in the family, Tang Fengru feels that she has a lot of confidence.Although this guy's mood was a bit unpredictable, and he would say harsh words or call him stupid from time to time, but he didn't really do anything to him.

After getting along these few days, he has already found some patterns. Immortal Yan has a goose temper. He eats soft but not hard. As long as he lowers his posture a little bit and strokes along his hair a few times, he should be able to coax him well. .

There is also Dahua, who is really a good helper. With him working in Tang Fengru, at least half of the time can be saved.Dahua said yesterday that she would urge the hens to lay eggs, and today the effect is beginning to appear. The egg production is almost [-]% higher than yesterday.

Generally speaking, everything is developing in a good direction, and I must work harder.

Come on, Tang Chick!

……

When she woke up the next morning, it was past six o'clock again, and Tang Fengru received a message as soon as she turned on the receiver, which was sent at almost twelve o'clock last night.

The sender is Wang Peng, a middle school classmate whom I haven’t seen for a long time. He lives in Dongyang Town. An ad, naked 720-degree somersault in the ice and snow｜Body kneeling, please repost, like, comment, and follow! Remember to speak as a buyer you don’t know, and don’t let people see that it’s a trust. Pengpeng thank you in advance, after posting Take a screenshot for me, and I'll treat you to dinner another day when I'm free!"

Huh, that's okay?Curiously, Tang Fengru opened the link attached below.

Jumping to Weibo from the home page, an ID named "Old Beekeeper in Qingshan" wrote a paragraph with emotion: "My family lives at the foot of Xiaoqingshan, a beautiful place where flowers bloom all year round. My dad is an old beekeeper. , a bee that has been raising for a lifetime. Our Baihua honey is pure natural and pollution-free. It does not contain water, sugar, or additives. It is real honey. We can guarantee it with our personality and conscience. Now the market is full of various The price is high but the quality of artificial honey is worrying. The common people have no channels to buy these inferior products. We are very sad to see it, so we take out our own local honey and share it with everyone.”

There are also nine pictures below, three pictures of the scenery of Xiaoqingshan, three close-ups of honey and beehives, and two pictures of Wang Peng's father when he was raising bees.

The last one is Wang Peng himself, dressed in old clothes and a straw hat with a rotten edge, holding a bottle of "Old Qingshan Beekeeper" brand honey, with a harmless smile on his face, Tang Fengru almost didn't recognize it.

He remembered that when he was still in middle school ten years ago, Wang Peng wore the most fashionable Baleno and Giordano among the teenagers in the town, but now he was wearing such simple clothes for an advertisement, which was really hard work.

The number of likes on this ad has been four to five thousand, and there are hundreds of reposts and comments. I don’t know how many of them are real data and how many are friendship sponsorships. Anyway, it seems to be quite popular.

Tang Fengru once registered an account on Weibo when she was in college, but she basically didn’t use it much after graduation. She almost forgot the account number and password, and it took several attempts to log in successfully.

His ID name is a set of inconspicuous pinyin plus characters Feng_ru, his profile picture is a picture of a little yellow chicken he found randomly on the Internet at that time, and he has 16 fans, all of which are messy accounts stuffed by Weibo himself .

He glanced at his Weibo interface, which was so desolate that the grass was more dull than boiled water, and then liked Wang Peng's advertisement.As for the comments, he had never tried Wang Peng's honey, so he couldn't talk about it, so he said, "It looks good, I want to try it."

As for posting screenshots, it’s fine, firstly, it’s just a matter of little effort, and secondly, his relationship with Wang Peng is not so good, so it’s too much of a fuss to invite people to dinner just for this little thing.

However, Tang Fengru was pulled out by this incident, and she could also use Weibo to advertise.

As for the effect, let’s talk about it, at least it’s a way, just send some information up, it doesn’t take much effort and doesn’t cost money at all, why not do it.

Just do it!

Tang Fengru got up from the bed, washed up and went straight to the backyard, first took a picture of the sign hanging on the main entrance of the chicken farm, then went into the garden to pat the chicken coop, and then clicked on the hens who were planing in the garden several.

Dahua was cleaning diligently, so she came up curiously and asked, "Master, what are you doing?"

Tang Fengru said: "I want to take some photos of the chicken farm for advertising purposes."

Dahua exclaimed, "Wow, that sounds amazing!"

Tang Fengru was a little embarrassed, "It's nothing great, I'm still in the groping stage."

"Then take your time to figure it out, I'll go on to work."

"Okay, thanks for your hard work, Dahua."

"No hard work! The little one is willing to do the work of a dog and a horse for the master and Mr. Yan!"

Tang Fengru couldn't help but smile, then took photos, and after collecting nine photos, she sat down on a rock by the small river ditch, ready to post on Weibo.

Think about Wang Peng's ad. He first changed his nickname to "Fengming Ecological Chicken Farm" and then started editing the text.

Tang Fengru's grades in Chinese are average, she has no literary talent, and she can't brag about herself like Wang Peng, so she wrote and deleted, deleted and changed, and it took a long time to type a simple introduction.

"Fengming Ecological Chicken Farm is located at the foot of Xiaoqing Mountain. It provides pure natural ecological free-range chickens and eggs. It is guaranteed that no hormones or fattening feeds are used. It is nutritious and delicious, suitable for all ages. Welcome everyone to taste it."

Coupled with the nine photos he just took, he solemnly and a little nervously sent them.

"Tang Xiaoji, why are you sitting there in a daze, where are my noodles!"

Unexpectedly, someone shouted from behind, Tang Fengru almost slipped into the ditch, and quickly stood up straight and said, "Sorry, I forgot."

Yesterday Yan Ze said that he would eat chicken noodle soup this morning, and he spent four hours cooking a pot of chicken soup in advance, but when he woke up in the morning, he was thinking about taking pictures and posting on Weibo, but he didn't think about it.

"Forget?" Yan Ze frowned, "You dare to forget what you promised me, is that how you are perfunctory to me?!"

"No, no, I was just delayed by something else... Eh, it's only seven o'clock, why did you wake up so early today?" Tang Fengru looked at the phone and asked a little puzzled.

In the past, the Immortal Wild Goose would never leave the house until the sun was up, but today I don't know what happened, it was like taking soy medicine early in the morning.

Yan Ze said angrily, "It's too hot, I can't sleep."

In the past few nights, he has been restless and restless, and combined with his experience of living for hundreds of years, it is not that there is any abnormality in his body, but the characteristics of this season are at work.

Spring is the season when vegetation sprouts, everything grows, yang energy surges up, and the heart fire is exuberant. Both humans and animals are in a state of restlessness.Even he, a big monster who has cultivated for hundreds of years, was not spared, and for some reason, the feeling was more vivid than in previous years. The blood in his body was rushing through his veins as if he had been heated, but he found He couldn't find an outlet to vent, which made him feel a little suffocated.

The solution to this situation is not without. One is to retreat and clean up, get rid of the seven emotions and six desires including the desire for food and drink, and lock yourself in a place completely isolated from the outside world. After this period of time, you will be fine.

This method was often used by Yan Ze in the past, and he basically used this method every spring when he was practicing in Yanqi Mountain, and he didn't find it difficult at that time.

However, times have changed, and he is not willing to do this now. He has entered the world of human beings, and is served by people every day. He should enjoy it when he should enjoy it. Why should he wrong himself to suffer that crime.

The second is double | repair, through the harmony of yin and yang, the blending of qi and blood, to achieve the effect of removing fire, moistening dryness, regulating qi and clearing the spleen.Theoretically speaking, this method is more in line with nature and the way of heaven, and it is said that it can also improve the cultivation base of dual cultivators.

—Of course, this is only a theoretical statement.

After living for 600 years, Yan Ze has never actually operated it, so the effect is not clear.

In the past, I was obsessed with cultivation, and I was so pure-minded and ascetic in the mountains that I couldn't think of it; now I don't have a suitable target to manipulate, and I also have no way of knowing.

The Yan family is famous for being loyal to their feelings. They have the belief of choosing one and staying forever. What they said last time in front of the brothers and sisters of the Zhao family is by no means an excuse. Be cautious.

It is impossible for an ordinary mother goose. I am a big monster with noble blood, how can I attack those low-level birds that have not developed their spiritual intelligence.He's not like Da Hua, who has only changed his form for a few days and has no moral integrity.

As for human beings...that's no good either, either they are hideous or greedy, none of them can fall into his eyes.

The one standing in front of him at this moment is not much better.He looks mediocre, but his mind is so stupid, he is cheated by his own kind every day and every day, and what he says all day is either making people laugh or making people angry, that is to say, his cooking skills are barely passable.

But this guy actually forgot to make breakfast for himself this morning, how unreasonable it is!

Did he pamper this tiny human being too much in the past two days, so that he spoiled him and lost the reverence he should have for himself?

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