Miscellaneous Fish Survival[Transmigration Book]

"..." Cheng Ji stared at Sister Yu for a long time, making her hairy.

Suddenly Cheng Ji said: "Zhang Chunyu, pull over!"

Sister Yu was taken aback: "Why did you call me by my name all of a sudden?"

"Pull over!" Cheng Ji ordered, "Be honest!!"

"What are you doing? You damn child, what are you doing? Oh, I'll be honest, I promise to be honest, don't grab the steering wheel, it's dangerous!!"

Cheng Ji growled: "Zhang Chunyu, don't drink while driving, don't drive after drinking, even your grandson understands this truth, why don't you understand?!"

"I... I didn't drink alcohol!" Sister Yu stepped on the brakes to defend, "Did you forget the lunch we had together?"

"So you're on drugs?"

"Not to mention, what kind of medicine should I take as a doctor?" Sister Yu said.

Cheng Ji pressed, "Then why are you talking nonsense?"

"No wow!"

"What kind of children do I, an old man, have?"

Sister Yu shouted: "You...you really don't understand or are you pretending to understand? The old man can have a lot of children!"

"Principal Zhang," Cheng Ji narrowed his beautiful eyes, "Your doctors are under a lot of pressure, are you prone to mental problems?"

Sister Yu was so angry: "Do you have common sense, you stupid child? In our country, the proportion of males carrying the child gene is three in [-], which is quite a lot based on the population base. It is rarer than some There are still many sick people, but not everyone knows about it, and not everyone will die!"

Cheng Ji tried her forehead, but she opened her hand angrily: "I don't have a fever!"

"Did you watch a sci-fi movie last night?"

"Fuck you!" Sister Yu scolded, "The old aunt is telling you about science!"

Cheng Ji said, "Hahahaha!"

"Laugh at you a few times!" Sister Yu was a little bit older.

"There are some men who carry the gene themselves, but they are heterosexual, so usually the task of childbearing is left to their wives; the other part of men who combine with the same sex will choose to have their own children! However, male childbearing is still quite discriminated against, and it is generally not publicized. Most public hospitals do not accept obstetrics, so they still belong to a very small group. I have been practicing medicine for so many years, and I have only heard of two cases."

Cheng Ji laughed loudly: "Hahahahaha there are actually two cases!"

Sister Yu roared: "Are you doubting my quality as a medical worker?! If I don't remind you, you will be the next one!"

"..." Cheng Ji observed her expression.

The half-old lady with her hips on her hips and her neck raised was furious and domineering.

Cheng Ji said, "Tell me, how can you get pregnant without organs?"

"You have organs." Sister Yu said.

"I do not have."

"You have. It's written in the medical report!"

"Definitely not."

"You don't have any organs, I'll dig them up for you!" Sister Yu shouted, "The old ones are still worth money! Dig them up!"

"...Really?" Cheng Ji asked tremblingly.

"real!"

"in this world?"

"Then how many worlds are there?!" Sister Yu asked back.

Cheng Ji felt that her aunt was scared out of her!

What the hell was this novel originally? !

Cheng Ji has experienced all kinds of frights in this world, such as being informed that he is an MB as soon as he opened his eyes, finding out that his mother is dying, finding a ring on his nipple, being stalked by Qi Beisong, and being confessed by Shen Zimo. Nothing is scarier than now!

He wished Zhang Chunyu could wake them up again!

"..." Cheng Ji clutched his stomach and slowly fell back on the back of the car seat, "I don't believe it..."

Sister Yu calmly persuaded: "It's okay, it exists in medicine. You have grown up so old that you don't know that you have the gene? Haven't you had a physical examination before? It can be detected by a drop of blood. That's thanks to me last time. I told you to test it, otherwise you would still be kept in the dark, fooling around with others..."

"I'm not messing around..."

Sister Yu thought: Isn't the love triangle just a mess? NP is fucking banned, it is a crime of hooliganism!

"Don't tell anyone else..."

"Don't tell me what? Can you have children?" Sister Yu asked.

"Can you stop mentioning it!" Cheng Ji begged with a pale face.

Sister Yu said seriously: "Then why don't you mention it? This is a very serious topic. Because you can have children, you should pay more attention to reproductive hygiene. Don't believe in safety periods and the like. X life always has condoms, pay attention to protection Myself, I can't have more than one X partner... Hey, hey, why are you jumping off the car?!"

"This is on the highway! Xiao Cheng!"

"Cheng Ji——!"

"You come back to me!!!"

"Come back quickly, the traffic police are here!! Six points will be deducted for illegal parking on the highway!!!"

Cheng Ji ran back a few steps and jumped into the car. Sister Yu quickly put into gear and stepped on the gas pedal to get on the road, throwing the high-speed traffic police patrol car away!

"It's too dangerous!" Sister Yu complained, "You dead child, you don't want to die in front of the traffic police! I'll draw a picture later and explain your structure in detail!"

"..."

Cheng Ji stared straight ahead at the road ahead, his face was as pale as paper, dripping with cold sweat, his pupils trembled, from fright to anger, from anger to panic, and from panic to numbness.

He closed his eyes and opened them again, convinced.

He asked feebly, "Is there any way to avoid it altogether?"

"What are you asking? Contraception?" Sister Yu is a doctor, and her words are always direct. "Don't fantasize about complete contraception. Unless organs are removed, no contraceptive method can achieve [-]% and can only be infinitely close. Oh yes, there is one, Do not love."

"No." Cheng Ji said.

"Don't step on two boats."

"No!!!" Cheng Ji roared.

"Don't get excited," Zhang Chunyu, an old western doctor, said.

Cheng Ji covered his face and was about to cry. As long as he thought that he might run with the ball on his chubby stomach, he wished he could shoot himself in the head, so that he could live on forever.

Sister Yu said again: "You just have one more function than ordinary men, and it's not like you're terminally ill, isn't it so serious?"

Cheng Ji grabbed a paper bag from the back seat and took a deep breath to avoid hyperventilation syndrome: "I don't want more of this!!"

"You might have been born by your father too."

"My father died early!!"

Sister Yu was even more fierce than him: "What are you afraid of? Are you afraid of being discriminated against? Discrimination is everywhere in this society. Everyone is being discriminated against, and at the same time discriminating against others. If you meet someone you love deeply, live for him. Having a child you love so much, would you discriminate against him or her, while excluding yourself?"

Seeing that Cheng Ji remained silent for a long time, she asked, "What are you thinking?"

Cheng Ji raised his face from the paper bag: "I'm thinking, I want to practice the ability to kill the enemy hard."

"Hey?"

"In the future, I will make sure that no one can approach me!" Cheng Ji straightened his back, tensed his muscles, and gnashed his teeth angrily.

"what?"

Sister Yu felt something was wrong. It seemed that the route of advancing bravely was slightly deviated in the direction... But whatever, it's good to have this energy, at least it can guarantee the best birth and best education.

After Cheng Ji swears poisonously, he collapsed again: "It's over, it's over, it's over, I finally understand what it's like for a girl's dysmenorrhea, and it's how I feel now!"

Sister Yu added in a timely manner: "I was in the obstetrics department before I resigned from the public hospital. You will need me in the future."

"..." Cheng Ji said, "Zhang Chunyu, stop talking."

Zhang Chunyu said, "How about I put a ring on you?"

Cheng Ji covered his eyes with his arms: "When I hang myself, you can kick the stool for me..."

When the two returned to Huang Village, Lao Geng saw that Cheng seemed to have been beaten by frost, so he asked Sister Yu, "What did you do to him?"

Sister Yu said, "It's nothing. The child is too naive. I will teach him lessons."

Lao Geng didn't understand, so he went to the kitchen to make wontons.

At dinner time, Cheng Ji was lying in bed with a severe stomachache due to psychological factors, and refused to get up. Sister Yu went upstairs to rub him, and said while rubbing, "What are you afraid of? You are not the only one with this problem."

The old doctor's method is different, with softness and rigidity to remove blood stasis and relieve pain, Cheng Ji is much better, but there is still panting in his voice: "Sister Yu, no matter who asks me in the future, you will say that you have never seen me, especially looking for me. My two."

"There are a lot." Sister Yu said, "You stayed with your mother in Changkang Hospital for a month, and I saw it every day. You are a good boy. Whom should I help you?"

"Destiny is so fucking..." Cheng Ji said, "Knead me more, it will make me feel better..."

"You still kicked your nose on your face." Sister Yu laughed and scolded, "I'm 30 years older than you, and I'm here to help you rub your stomach. When will you be filial to me?"

"Tomorrow..." Cheng Ji murmured.

"That's a good deal." Sister Yu said, "From now on, if you do your filial piety to me, I will recognize you as my son."

"Um……"

"I'll deliver you."

"..." Cheng Ji raised his head abruptly, then fell down, feeling his stomach hurt even more.

After Sister Yu and Lao Geng left at night, he tossed and turned in bed, feeling similar to that of a terminally ill patient receiving a report card.

Suddenly recalling Sister Yu's words about the love triangle, she secretly thought that the "triangle" could be him, Qi Beisong and Shen Zimo, right?

This thought shocked him much more than seeing a leader with the surname Qi on TV, and he was immediately shuddering and confused!

Misunderstanding, must be a misunderstanding!

Shen Zimo himself admitted that he liked him, so he was not surprised.

But with Qi Beisong's personality, background and family background, how could he get into this boring triangle circle if he wouldn't even know how to look at him?That's too cheap!

Think about what was the last sentence Qi Beisong said to him?

——You don’t know what I’m thinking? !If I don't want to...

How should I explain this sentence?If it really has the meaning that Sister Yu said...

Cheng Ji's face was red, his Adam's apple was sliding up and down, his head was in severe pain and acid reflux, so he quickly covered his head with a quilt.

This was the first time he thought about Qi Beisong so much that he couldn't sleep, and when he woke up the next day his face was sallow, his eyes were bloodshot, he had a cold and tinnitus, he really wanted to drag Qi Beisong over for a trial and ask him what he was thinking.

He thought of all kinds of plans, but there was only one plan - to hide!The enemy hit me without a trace in the vast land!

In order to hide, he threw away his mobile phone card that night, and was going to carry that "Geng Chunhong" ID card with him everywhere, and temporarily lost all his possessions at Shen Zimo's place, and wished he could go to the whole place again.

According to Huangcun's custom, one needs to take a bath before the Chinese New Year. The house is too cold, so he goes to the bathhouse with a towel and soap between his hands.He has been in and out of public baths before, and he is not surprised by those nudes.

This time it was different, he looked at the human body passing by in front of him, no matter whether it was loose flesh, or potbellied, or shriveled and thin, he stared at it and thought about it, thinking that this one also has organs?That one also has organs? ...Thinking about it makes me go crazy!

Later, a master helped him to take a bath, and he thought again: This person also has it?

The scrub master asked: "Apprentice Chunbiao, why do you keep looking at me?"

He said, Master, I am not looking at you, I am looking at the burden of life, and there is a price for a heavy life.

The old master didn't understand, and said: "Apprentice Chunbiao, then you should eat more when you go back, and you will have the strength to carry the burden when you are full!"

The next day was Chinese New Year's Eve, and there were no customers in the store, so it closed after noon.

The bar was closed, and Cheng Ji and Lao Geng had nowhere to go, so they had to drink and eat food in front of the TV. They both felt that the other was a person with a story, so they hit it off and begged for help.

But Lao Geng regretted it when he woke up, because his status in the world was too high. According to what he said when he was in charge, Cheng Ji would take the second place, which is really not in line with the rules.Relying on his old face, he denied it in every possible way and insisted on recognizing Cheng Jidang as his godson.

So Cheng Ji lost a mother years ago, and gained a father in the new year.

It doesn't matter if you have more cheap dads, as long as you don't have more children.

Cheng Ji always presses his belly when he has nothing to do, and can't figure out where the extra organs should grow.

I heard from Zhang Chunyu that the thing is only four to five centimeters in size when it is not in use. Cheng Ji should have a cyst, as long as it does not affect daily life, treat it as if it does not exist!

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On the other side, Qi Beisong.

On the day Cheng Ji escaped, Lei Jing led people to search for two hours, and reported to Qi Beisong when he had no other choice.

When the latter heard the news, he shut himself up in the office on the top floor of the company to smoke, and said bitterly: "My intuition never thought it would be so accurate!"

The training Cheng Ji received in the past ensured that he would not be found when he did not want to be found (of course, it also had something to do with his joining the noodle restaurant organization under the introduction of Sister Yu), Qi Beisong used all the power he could use, and in the end only It can be confirmed that this person may, may, probably, probably has not left Hongcheng.

And there are 2000 million people living in this damn behemoth of Hongcheng!

Qi Beisong became irritable visibly with the naked eye, as if he was always holding back an evil fire, seeing no one was pleasing to the eye, and his temper was even worse than before.

He sent someone to keep an eye on Shen Zimo, because Cheng Ji's property was with him, and there was a high probability that he would go to him.

But Cheng Ji didn't, he did what he said, and also avoided Shen Zimo.

Shen Zimo had to go home to heal his wounds. Of course, his home was not the orphanage where he took care of him when he was 14 years old, but the villa of his grandparents. He spent the Spring Festival with the old man, trying to dispel his inner unhappiness in a lively atmosphere.

Qi Beisong deliberately indulges, except for the endless entertainment during the New Year's Eve, he often brings a large group of sons and daughters into the most lively night venues at midnight, calling them the most popular and beautiful princess and young master to accompany them, drink, K Singing, punching, playing dice, dancing... How HIGH you play, how HIGH you play.

When he drank too much, he would occupy the microphone like a two hundred and five, singing love songs of broken love one after another.

The behind-the-scenes boss of the night show is also from their circle of young masters, and they are all acquaintances. He felt strange, so he asked Qi Beisong's nanny if he was wrong with the head of the bodyguard, Lei Jing, and said that Qi Beisong hadn't been so crazy in a few years, and occasionally tinkered with an art Why is consumption downgraded recently?Can his grandfather and father see it?

Lei Jing said don't worry about it, he's been a little bit broken lately, but he's crazy outside, and he calms down at home. The old man at home has a hard life, so he just wants to have a good New Year.If his father doesn't come back for the New Year, out of sight and out of mind, it's as if he was never born.

The owner of the nightclub said: "If he is really irritable, can I find a suitable child for him for a few months?"

Lei Jing asked: "First of all, he definitely doesn't want it, because he is lovesick. Second, can that kid know Gracie Jiu-Jitsu?"

"What?"

"If you can't, you have to send it to study first. You must study well and become strong." Lei Jing said, "Because Qi Beisong is fond of this now."

"Having a hobby of fighting?" the owner of the nightclub asked.

"To be precise, I like to be beaten." Lei Jing said, "I feel uncomfortable if I don't get beaten for a day."

Chen Chuan’s novel based on Qi Beisong has already revised the outline three times. The most recent draft is about a fool who struggled with his own mental illness at the age of 26 due to emotional difficulties, and was finally selected as an excellent patient. Representatives, accompanied by doctors, toured the country to report and preach advanced treatment deeds.

The title of the book is "Unworthy of a Beautiful Big Brother like You", or "Unworthy of Kindness" for short.

Chen Chuan is kind and gave him a brighter ending. I hope he won't just sink and torture ordinary people. If he is angry, he will find someone to vent his anger, and if he hates to marry, he will find someone to marry him.