Miscellaneous Fish Survival[Transmigration Book]

The next day, Lao Geng really took Cheng Ji to the temple.

The temple is in the back mountain of Huangcun, called Huangshan Temple, a very simple and lazy name.

There is only one old monk in Huangshan Temple, and some lay practitioners who practice at home often appear.That old monk... looks like a buddy of old Geng's, with a whole piece of tattoo from shoulder to hand.

But the Buddhist scriptures say that bodhisattvas have tens of billions of incarnations, but whoever has a Buddha in his heart is not a bodhisattva.

Lao Geng and the old monk knew each other very well, and when they entered the door, they called out "Master Master", and the old monk greeted him with a smile, "You are here, drink tea."

Cheng Ji walked into the main hall, and found that the small temple was full of fireworks, there were not many golden statues, but there were a few children running around on the ground.

Old Geng said in a low voice, "These are abandoned babies, raised in the temple by the great master doing good deeds, and now they have a headache to get the household registration."

Cheng Ji smiled and said, "Why don't you help raise one too?"

Old Geng was taken aback for a moment, and thought about it seriously, and finally shook his head: "No, I am an old bachelor who doesn't understand education. How about you be my son?"

Cheng Ji scolded with a smile: "Ah bah, take advantage of me!"

He went to the Buddha and burned a stick of incense, worshiped, and then sat down to drink tea with the old monk.

The tea is ordinary, but the fragrance is lingering, and the environment is peaceful. Cheng Ji looked out from the tea table, and saw that there was no one, and the bamboo forest was deep, and it was a good place to die.

The old monk also has small hobbies. He likes to carve in his spare time. The Zen table is full of small objects carved by himself.

Old Geng didn't take anything else, but picked up a small carved gourd about half an inch high, and asked the old monk, "Master, is this a peach pit?"

The old monk said yes, it is not a rare thing, you can take it if you want it.

Lao Geng threw the little gourd into Cheng Ji's hand.

Cheng Ji asked: "What?"

"I see you off, the authentic old abbot has consecrated it to ward off evil spirits and subdue terror, and it is good for children!" Lao Geng said.

Cheng Ji couldn't laugh or cry: "It's not that I'm under one year old..."

But since Lao Geng sincerely wanted to give it away, he took it away, and hung it around his neck with a red string that day, which was quite cute.

Lao Geng's family used to be considered a big family in Huangcun Village, and they had a lot of houses in their family, and more Chengji meant an extra pair of chopsticks for eating.

Old Geng was in prison a few years ago, and his family mainly depended on Sister Yu to take care of him, so he reciprocated his kindness and was very grateful. Not to mention that Sister Yu gave him a handsome guy, even if he gave him a bear, he would have to keep it.

Lao Geng has a charismatic spirit and does not treat others badly, especially those in distress. Cheng Ji is arranged to live in a small room upstairs in the noodle shop, which is convenient for daily life and can watch the shop on the other hand.Lao Geng himself slept in the big room next door.

So Cheng Ji escaped from the funeral parlor without any belongings, and after landing in Huang Village, he found a pretty good dormitory, even the mattresses were made neatly.

Except that the old house is a bit cold and damp in winter, the rest of the facilities are complete, and there are toilets and showers on the second floor.It's a pity that it's too cold to take a bath in this room in winter. In order not to catch a cold, it's best to walk a few hundred meters to the public bathhouse on another street.

Cheng Ji is very grateful for Lao Geng's thoughtfulness, and is ready to fight for his noodle restaurant business for the rest of his life, resolutely set a good example, and be loyal, benevolent, brave, courteous, wise and trustworthy.

In the past few nights, he was in bed, especially when he woke up in the middle of the night. The dampness and dusty smell unique to the old house made it difficult for him to fall asleep again, so he had to watch TV to pass the night.Thinking of what he had experienced in just over a month, it really felt like a night of gray hair.

I don't know how Lei Jing and the others explained to Qi Beisong after he ran away?

Will Qi Beisong be furious, or just let it go with a sneer?

In fact, he didn't hate Qi Beisong at all, it was just angered for a while, and afterward, no one was wrong, but his punch was wrong.

After all, Ms. Cheng's body didn't have any signs, and Mr. Qi didn't have the ability to predict, how could he know that she would die suddenly that night?

It's all fate.

He also has to accept his fate.

He put on his clothes and got up, looking through the window across the shop at the quietly flowing stream in the cold night, thinking that I, a supporting role with only five lines of lines, and my mind is healthy, so I will not mess with Lao Qi's chosen son that day!

Hurry up and change your identity to live a peaceful life, and wait for two or three months to pass the rumors, and then go to Shen Zimo to take the property.

In the morning, he insinuated and asked Lao Geng if there was anyone nearby who could apply for a pass.

I thought Lao Geng didn't know, but the other party patted his chest, saying that he had a brother who was good at this business, and asked him what certificate he needed.

"Identity card." Cheng Ji said, "I mean the illegal ones, isn't your brother a household registration policeman at the police station? Then he should also be good at portrait photography, especially at cleaning lead."

"Guaranteed to be illegal!" Lao Geng said.

On the same day, someone came to take pictures of Cheng Ji, and two days later he received a fake ID, a fake passport, a fake driver's license, a fake graduation certificate, a fake degree certificate, and a vehicle license plate (still armed police WJ's card), three fake uniforms (three army, armed police and public security), three fake work permits, and two official seals (from the vehicle management office, in case of annual vehicle inspection).

The only dissatisfaction is that his new name is Geng Chunhong. Not only does he follow the old Geng's surname, but he always feels that something is wrong.Since Lao Geng gave him another alternative name of "Geng Chunmei", Geng Chunhong is better.

When he had nothing to do, he closed the door and changed his uniform in the noodle shop. Lao Geng watched from the sidelines and praised him for his good figure: "Your boy is only slightly worse than I was back then!"

It's been a long time since Cheng has worn the 99-style police uniform, and I feel really emotional when I think about it.

He spent most of his life in training uniforms, and his body was either dust or mud every day, especially when the instructors were demanding, and he was trained like a dog all day long. Spirit.

Cheng Ji is thin and thin, with a small waist. This fake uniform doesn't fit well, and there are two sweaters inside.

Not only the clothes are big, but the police rank is also high. Cheng Ji asked: "Brother Biao, why did your friend get me the epaulettes of a first-class inspector? Usually, I am not as old as me, and it is too fake to wear it."

Old Geng said: "Suspect the official? Wear those two clothes!"

Cheng Ji flipped through the two sets of clothes and saw that they were both two-star lieutenant colonels with two stripes and the word "Special Warfare" on the armbands of the armed police. They were really inferior to this one.

Cheng Ji quickly took off his clothes, and put on his down jacket and lace apron.

"Why don't you wear it?" Lao Geng asked.

"I'd better be honest." Cheng Ji said, "If I get caught, I will go to jail."

"You only go to jail if you have bluffing and cheating. If you don't cheat, it's cosplay at best." Old Geng is quite knowledgeable.

Old Geng has the right to be proud. He Geng Chunbiao has been a famous person in Huangcun for more than 30 years. Of course, it is not because he can make noodles, but because he can fight.

He was in and out of Licheng Prison three times because of repeated serious injuries. The short term was three years, and the longest sentence was seven years. Because of this, he lost his wife and failed to die for his old mother.

But being in prison is also good. His excellent noodle pulling ability was taught by Meng Gao in prison.

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No, in short, Lao Geng has a stocky body and a very stable foot. He is the most difficult type to deal with. Cheng Ji observed him for a long time and felt that he could learn from him.

Old Geng asked with a smile, "You also know how to fight?"

Cheng Ji said, "Only a little bit."

Old Geng said: "Okay, then let's practice." As he spoke, he punched.

Cheng Ji moved down to block, trying to pinch his arm, but Lao Geng pulled out the dagger with one hand.

Cheng Ji asked, "Aren't you practicing unarmed combat?"

"I don't know how to do anything with bare hands, and I don't have any routines at all." Lao Geng laughed silly, "But bricks, folding stools, daggers, machetes, triangular thorns, rolling pins... I can do everything well, what do you have? A particularly handy weapon?"

Cheng Ji said, "Shield...shield?"

"what?"

"Heels." Cheng Ji said.

He is most comfortable with guns, such as the Type 92 9mm pistol, loaded with 15 rounds; the Type 95 assault rifle, which has strong penetrating power and high precision, but the police version is not as stable as the military version. The captain often said that the old Type 79 submachine gun is durable.

In addition, shotguns are also used, only sniper rifles are not good at it, because he has a frizzy temper and can't stand down.

"Is there a blade in the heel?" Lao Geng asked.

"……No."

"That can't be done!" Old Geng confided, "Men have to use men's weapons. Do you see the kitchen knife on the shelf over there? I sharpened it myself, and I'll give it to you!"

Cheng Ji took the knife, but was snatched by Lao Geng again. Lao Geng swung the knife and chopped it on the door, making the handle of the knife buzzing: "Hahahaha! This move is called shaking the field!"

Cheng Ji said: "Brother Biao, this is our own store, and it only opened two days ago."

Lao Geng hurriedly pulled out his knife, the signboard of "Loyalty, Benevolence and Courage" had been destroyed, and there was a knife mark in the middle.

"..."

Old Geng wept bitterly.

Cheng Ji comforted: "Brother Biao, I'll fill the hole with a piece of putty, and then paint it again, it won't be visible...Don't cry, don't squat at the gate, the neighbors are watching jokes..."

Old Geng said: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo L L L l l L L L L y dog ​​can't change eating shit."

Cheng Ji said Brother Biao, why do you call yourself worthless?You are the best master, you see I have learned this trick, I grabbed the machete and went to the kitchen to chop it on the chopping board, the technique was as fast as electricity, the eyes were as sharp as ice, and the aura was brutal and vicious!

Old Geng said in shock: "Oh! Xiao Cheng, you really know it!"

Cheng Ji said that it was all thanks to your good teaching, in the future I will smash anyone's business if you ask me to, stop crying!

Lao Geng said that I am old, and I will count on your younger generation in the future!

Cheng Ji said yes, yes, I promise to carry forward your career...

The timing chosen for the opening of new stores is average, just before the Spring Festival when the foreign population is the least.Although Huang Village is a tourist area, it is not well-known. In spring, summer and autumn, when the sky is bright, it is still full of tourists. Now it is simply barren and grassy, ​​with no one left.

But Lao Geng insisted on doing business, selling three to five bowls of noodles for each meal, and the money he earned was not even enough for the electricity bill.

Lao Geng was optimistic, saying that he was in the business of migratory birds and had to wait for the peak tourist season.There are plum blossoms, pear blossoms, cherry blossoms, apricot blossoms, and peach blossoms in the nearby mountains... From early spring and February to early summer, it is the flowering season. At that time, it will be difficult to find a room in the inns and roads of the entire Huangcun. There are more tourists, and the noodle shop business will naturally be too. Enough.

Cheng Ji thinks it makes sense. Apart from preparing ingredients and cleaning up, every day, he just spends tea with Lao Geng in the sun, chatting nonsense, and learning his street moves by the way.

Besides tea, Lao Geng also likes to drink, and he never drinks at home, preferring to go to bars.

There are several bars in Huang Village, all of which are run by locals, and Lao Geng only likes to go to one of them to clear the bar.The owner of that house had been with Lao Geng when he was young, and he was not a good person, but his health has been deteriorating in recent years, so he had to go ashore to become a good person.

Cheng Ji often goes clubbing with Lao Geng at night, he can only drink some beer, and then listen to other people's nonsense.

He got acquainted with the local buddies who love clubbing, and everyone liked him, so Huang Tang Guanduo went out to brag for him, saying that the spring red in Brother Biao's shop is really fucking good-looking, with a handsome face, a good figure, hard work and hard work , but he can recruit his son-in-law back.

Sure enough, within two days, someone came to the door to protect the media, calling for Geng Chunhong.

Forced by life and Lao Geng, Cheng Ji was gagged and tied to a battery car to go on a blind date. The other party was the niece of Lao Geng's buddy. She had a car and a house in good condition. The main reason was that he was too young and let him go.

This incident had a great impact on Cheng Xiaoye's life, and he dared not touch the battery car for several years.

In addition to hanging out with Lao Geng, Cheng Ji is also responsible for accompanying Vice President Zhang.

Sister Yu was probably worried, and ran from Hongcheng to Huangcun every three days, asking the same question every time:

Are you still used to it?Is Lao Geng treating you well?Do you have money?Isn't it cold to sleep at night?

The first three Cheng Ji could quickly give an affirmative answer, but the last one couldn't because it was really cold.

In order to solve the problem of damp and cold in the old house in winter, Sister Yu took Chengji to buy a heater. She was greedy for more and bought the one with the highest power, but it couldn’t be turned on after she got it back. The air switch downstairs in the noodle shop tripped when she turned it on .

So Cheng Ji spent the next few days trying to pull wires privately to create electrical hazards.

In short, in Huangcun, a generation of special police comrades obtained false certificates, drank alcohol, went on blind dates, stole electricity... just gradually degraded.

On the 28th of the new year, Sister Yu came over again with new year's goods, and asked, "Xiao Cheng, are you still used to it? Did Lao Geng pay you a salary? Is the heater I bought last time good?"

Cheng Ji said: "I'm used to it. I haven't been paid. Good."

Sister Yu opened the trunk of the car to let them carry things, and suddenly slapped her head: "People are old and forgetful, and there are two big bags of things and a pig leg that I left home and forgot to take!"

Lao Geng said that if you forget it, forget it. Sister Yu insisted on going back, and asked Cheng Ji to go with her.

The two returned to Sister Yu's house in Hongcheng, ate a table of delicious dishes from Sister Yu's husband, packed a lot of miscellaneous things, and then went to Huangcun.

On the way, Sister Yu said: "I brought you out on purpose, one is to relax, and the other is that I have something to say to you."

"What?" Cheng Ji asked.

Sister Yu said: "Just stay in Huangcun, don't go back to Hongcheng, those two have come to look for you, one came three times, and the other not only came by himself but also brought people with him, and searched randomly in and out of the courtyard."

Cheng Ji could guess who the "those two" were. He touched the tip of his nose in embarrassment and said vaguely, "I offended them."

Sister Yu thought: Huh?You call this offending?

She sighed: "You young people! Fortunately, Huangcun has beautiful mountains and rivers, which is suitable for nourishing the mind and spirit. I think the three of you need to calm down. After all, this love triangle is too vigorous..."

The second monk Cheng Jizhang was puzzled and asked, "What love triangle?"

Sister Yu looked at him strangely.

"Who and who? Which triangle?" Cheng Ji asked.

Sister Yu is 50 years old and has a grandson. When talking about love with a 20-year-old boy, she is just like all parents.

She thought to herself: The three of you are so jealous and jealous, isn't it a love triangle?

"Xiao Cheng, I'm not kidding, you have to be careful with your feelings, that Xiao Shen..."

Cheng Ji hurriedly interrupted with a blushing face: "Stop talking, you misunderstood!"

"Wrong?" Sister Yu asked.

right?The whole Changkang Hospital is watching from top to bottom!

"Uh... this and that... Anyway, as an elder," Sister Yu said earnestly, "In short, you just don't make children! You haven't grown up yet, how can you be responsible for your children? You don't know, wow, now Raising a child is precious, let’s just say my grandson, he..."

Cheng Ji interrupted again: "What makes a child? Who has a child with whom?"

Sister Yu said, "You and..."

"Who am I with?"

"And...and..." Sister Yu stumbled.

Either with the handsome Shen Xiao, or the handsome Qi Da, do you even need to ask?

Sister Yu said, "...you don't know? I've seen your medical report, and you seem to belong to the kind that can have children."

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