How to be a mother to Shanyi

To be honest, it was very uncomfortable to be wet.

It's a completely different feeling from being soaked in sweat when you practice hard. You can clearly feel the thin water flowing down with gravity, absorbing water from the hair, jaw, and even wrapping around the neck. Gouyu's blue neck rope slipped slowly into the skirt together.

The uniform material of the Ghost Killing Squad is tough and impenetrable by fire and water, but this does not mean that the inner lining is also made of this kind of clothing. The water that slides in along the neckline can easily wet all the absorbent fabrics in the inner lining, and then stick to it On the skin, finally locked in by the heavy and strong black uniform, the wet touch is simply irritating.

--feels awful.

Huang Yue secretly cursed.

The teacup is not filled with pure water, but bitter tea with the taste of tea leaves. Mr. Sangshima likes the slightly bitter taste very much. Although Yue Yue is not interested in sweets, it is rare for him to be kind to my wife in this regard. Yat had the same opinion—the kind of bitter water soaked in leaves, what is there to drink.

At this time, he still has to endure the weird touch of the lining all sticking to his body, and even the smell of bitter leaves permeates his hair, which is not unpleasant, but it always makes the slight cleanliness feel uncomfortable. The force of going down became even more merciless, and the blond junior who was flattened to the ground screamed in pain:

"Ahhhhhhhhhh! Ligament! The ligament is going to break! It hurts! Help! It feels like my leg has been torn! My leg won't just break like this!!!"

"It's not broken, what are you talking about?"

Yan Yue impatiently "tsk":

"If you have to break the ligament to this extent, then you are too stiff to be cured. It will only hurt for a while. It's fine if you don't bear it. What a waste."

"It appeared! What an exaggerated statement!!!"

Even though the back was still being stepped on, and the ligaments of the two legs felt a sharp pain that was close to breaking the strings, my wife Shanyi still stubbornly did not give up her rebuttal, and loudly criticized:

"This is what a devil would say, right?! Stretching the ligaments has to be done step by step. What should I do if my brother's methods are so rough and leave me with a psychological shadow?! Can you treat me so casually! It's so simple, brother Why don't you come and try it yourself?!"

"Ha, where is this?"

Yan Yue's response was an unceremonious mockery:

"I can't bear this pain? I have experienced training that is many times worse than this. Do you still need me to try?"

The training Yumei Tianyuan gave him was a nightmare. His ligament opening some time ago was much more terrifying than this. Even if he was ruthless enough to attack himself, he was thinking of that kind of stretching method that made people black out I couldn't help but get chills on my back, now it's him stretching for the good-for-nothing junior, but his subordinates have been lenient a lot, otherwise there would be no room for this guy to yell loudly now.

"Can this be called 'this pain'?!! If this goes on, I feel like my legs are almost numb!!!"

My wife Shanyi, who was trampled on her back and stuck to the ground, wailed, the pain was so painful that cold sweat oozes out, she put her hands on the ground and tried to struggle to get up: "At least you have to relax! Take it easy, brother bastard! Always hold on The taut strings will break, and the ligaments that have been stretched will also break, it’s about to break!!!”

"You are so troublesome."

There was a disgusted voice above his head, as if he was making trouble for no reason. My wife Shanyi had already started to cry, but at least the force behind her back was also relaxed a little, which made him struggle a little to lift up half of his body. The pain of the collapse was delayed a little, and finally he was able to breathe a sigh of relief in a cold sweat.

However, before he even finished breathing out this breath, the senior brother who was like a devil in hell eagerly began to exert force again, and even asked a question that he was completely unprepared to listen to his answer.

"Okay, trash, I've let you relax, can I go down now?"

Although it was asking for opinions, it seemed that he had no intention of listening to his reply at all. As soon as the voice fell, there was another heavy force from behind, pressing down unhurriedly—hey!Wait!At least let him breathe a sigh of relief! ! !

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Senior brother! Stop! The ligament is about to break! If I do it again, I will die! I will die!!!"

Immediately, my wife Shanyi screamed in horror again, exerting [-]% of her desire to survive, flailing her hands and feet, and began to struggle indiscriminately, probably because the burst of desire to survive was too strong, even Huang Yue couldn't help it for a while Stepped on someone, caught off guard and only had time to say "Hey, don't move around", and was thrown to the ground by this thump, and even the leg that was originally used to step on the junior's back was vigilantly hugged , hung a person's weight, almost unable to move.

"I said--I said, senior brother, it is not advisable to use too rough methods! It is also not advisable to stretch the ligament in this way! Why can't senior brother be gentle! Who can like you if you are so cruel!! !"

My wife Shanyi, who was clinging tightly to the "murder weapon", was panting heavily, her eyes were almost bloodshot, and she was hanging on her brother's thigh with her hands and feet, for fear that she would be trampled to the ground again as soon as she let go. I welded it directly, so that I could use the weight from eating sweets to firmly press the brother's thigh.

"You have to listen to the stretching process that Xiaokui just talked about! Step by step! Don't step to the end all at once! After stretching, you need to massage your thighs to prevent the pain from being so painful that you can't walk the next day! Now I feel so painful that I am sweating Yes! At least be gentle with me!!"

Arms firmly encircled the flexible and powerful thighs, and her cheeks were also attached to the strong fabric. My wife Shanyi yelled these two sentences with her eyes closed before she came back to her senses and noticed what she had just done.

"..."

The silence in the air at this time is probably the harbinger of the imminent death. When my wife Shanyi realized that she not only overturned the senior brother, but even hugged his thigh and did not let go, she immediately felt that the smooth thigh under her hands was a bit hot. , it seemed that in the skin covered by the uniform pants, what flowed was not fresh blood, but the murderous anger of the senior brother.

"Do you want to die..."

Huang Yue was sitting on the ground, with a golden pendant hanging on one leg, and the other leg was half-bent, with both hands supporting the ground behind him, the veins on his forehead were jumping happily, and the back molars were also grinding non-stop. He spit out the name of the younger brother in a word:

"...I, my wife, Shan, Yi."

--Oh no.

My wife Shanyi's cold sweat instantly drenched her entire back.

— Angry, definitely angry!Senior brother would call him "trash" normally, and occasionally he would call him "Shan Yi" when he was in a good mood, and only when he was very angry would he call him by his full name, just like now!

My wife Shan Yi swallowed a mouthful of saliva.

"That, that, senior brother, I think I have rested and can start a new round of stretching. If you seriously injured me now, there is no way to continue training! So I, I, let's not think about it for the time being. What do you think about things that have nothing to do with training?"

While talking, my wife Shanyi tremblingly let go of the hands and feet that hugged the brother's thigh like a koala, and tremblingly tried to get up:

"Even, even the stretching method just now is fine! As long as you can give me a massage later... Ah, sorry! It doesn't matter if you don't massage! As long as you don't beat me up! I'm sorry, brother!!!"

Halfway through the climb, he was startled again by a vicious knife that flew over, and subconsciously hugged the thing in his arms tightly, and then found quite embarrassingly that it was actually the thigh of the senior brother—this was a little embarrassing Oh, why did he act like a pervert who hugged his brother's thigh fiercely and couldn't let go, can you explain, he was really just scared.

——But speaking of it, even through a layer of fabric, you can touch it and feel very good.

My wife Shanyi's thoughts wandered for a moment.

——How should I put it, is he worthy of being the brother who practiced Breath of Thunder with him?A considerable part of Lei Zhi's breathing training focuses on training speed, so the requirements for the lower limbs are extremely strict. Not only must there be enough leg muscles to support instant explosive power, but also attention must be paid to the muscles not being exaggerated to the extent that it affects speed and flexibility. Is he still a senior brother, he has worked very hard on leg training, and now it feels super good to the touch... The soft, elastic and smooth leg lines, even if you don't see them, you can still imagine that kind of powerful legs Smooth beauty...

Thinking about it this way, it probably belongs to the instinct of men, just like the time when I grabbed a handful subconsciously, my wife Shanyi's subordinates touched it unconsciously, and then realized that his behavior seemed not very good. Also froze in place.

"..."

Now even the eyes of the senior brother have begun to look wrong. From the previous anger to the eyes that seem to be looking at some bugs or dirty things, it is obvious that they have indirectly avoided the crisis of being beaten, but why do they always feel more uncomfortable? Woolen cloth……

Leaving cold sweat and laughing twice, my wife Shanyi slowly let go of her hand, her eyes flustered and she tried to say something else:

"Actually, it was just an accident...Speaking of which, brother, did you bring something on your leg? It seems that you touched some iron piece just now..."

"That's the dagger hidden in the leg."

Yan Yue replied with a blank face:

"If the legs are controlled or unable to move, you can use the short knife to attack the enemy by surprise—just like you did just now."

Although he has not yet learned how to take out the blade without using his hands, it is enough to scare the useless son. When this kid heard that he and a knife were separated by a layer of cloth just now, his face turned "shua" It turns white, and the blood color fades faster than anyone else.

Then his lips trembled, his horrified eyes moved to the bandage on his shoulders and neck that was dipping obliquely into his uniform, and he asked tremblingly, "Then, under that bandage is also...?"

"of course."

Yan Yue sneered.

"I have everything I need, and I don't lack anything. Why, do you still want to see it?"

You have to get used to the feeling of hiding many hidden weapons on your body, so that you can gradually develop the habit of your body, so that you can react in time and use these things to deal with special situations. Therefore, Huang Yue has always carried him with him even when he was beaten by Yu Mao Tianyuan in the past few days. With this pile of murder weapons, he didn't even take them off while sleeping. Now he can even call himself a "mobile cold arsenal" without exaggeration. Every touch is a cold and cold murder weapon.

It's just that although I have begun to be familiar with the feeling of carrying a bunch of hidden weapons on my body, after the tea soaks the lining and bandages, the uncomfortable touch also begins to rise sharply. Hand speed, it is better to just bear it, he has long wanted to change clothes.

"Lie back to me, trash."

Yue Yue got up and kicked the buttocks of the waste junior brother again, and said ruthlessly:

"The second round of stretching, if you dare to move any more, your spine will be crushed."

"Hey, what a horrible statement!"

Although she still showed a fearful expression, she still lay down on the ground very honestly, and I don't know if she felt that she was a little wronged. This time my wife Shanyi didn't dare to move, although she still screamed like a pig Miserable, watching Tanjiro and Inosuke feel the same way, every time Yu Yue stomped people to the ground, they all trembled, and their bodies felt phantom pain - I have to say, Zenyi's senior brother is really strict ah.

Probably because their gaze was too existential, "Strict Senior Brother" frowned, then narrowed his eyes, and turned his gaze over:

"What are you looking at, and you also want me to help pull the ligament?"

The two of them shuddered at the same time, and retracted their gaze.

——Shanyi, since he is your senior brother, it is better to only train yourself.

……

After the stretching of the ligaments, there was a short massage. In order to avoid the pain from affecting the next reflex speed training, both Tanjiro and Inosuke were helped by the little girl from Choya, who gently massaged the overstretched legs Although the muscles are still a little sore, they are not a little bit better than the tense feeling, and they can barely be regarded as rest.

—Of course, this is only for the two of them.

"Yeah! It hurts! It hurts!! Brother, why is your hand so strong? It's too rude! It feels like your thigh is about to be pinched green by you! Oh! This is a tendon, don't press it, it hurts!!! "

On the side of the self-proclaimed sect of Senior Brother Leihu, there was an unsurprising wailing sound. Although my wife Shanyi expressed that she hoped that a girl would massage him, but because of his subtle remarks from previous convictions, seeing Xiao It was really unbearable for a girl to give such an idiot a massage, so Huang Yue simply rolled up his sleeves and took over this kind of work directly.

"It's so noisy! Can you shut up!"

While frowning and massaging the muscles of the good-for-nothing's thighs, while enduring the constant dirty high-pitched noises in his ears, Yue Yue mentioned in his heart that he wanted to kill the good-for-nothing's son, and then pinched his nose to hold back , Damn, my son has to endure it...but this is too noisy, right?

"Because it really hurts!"

However, my wife Shanyi was still screaming and screaming. Although he reacted so strongly, it was not entirely his fault, because Huang Yue's attack was indeed not light, and the ligaments and muscles that had just been stretched to the limit were rubbed and pressed, and it would indeed hurt. to suffocating.

"I'm going to die! I'm going to die! It feels like my brother is about to pinch off my flesh! Be a little lighter!!!"

"It relaxes faster that way, crap."

Huang Yue refuted it back irritably, but it was probably because he was too noisy, so he lightened the strength of his hand a little, and rubbed upwards along the calf muscles. Although there was still a feeling of muscle throbbing, at least it was relieved. Tolerable, so my wife Shanyi also unabashedly breathed a sigh of relief, and finally spared a little bit of energy to raise her eyes, and took a sneak peek openly.

...Hey, although I have already felt this way before, I still want to sigh, the wet brother looks lecherous.

The blue rope on the neck has long been absorbed by the water, and the color is darker than usual, which makes the neck whiter. There are also many strands of hair sticking to the face and neck, and now there are still drops of water running along The ends of the hair fell down and hit the dazzlingly white neckline, or into the bandage wrapped around the shoulder and neck.

The white bandage became transparent after being soaked in water. Although only a small part of the shoulder and neck was exposed, it always made people unable to help but imagine that there were so many bandages wrapped around it, right?The brother's upper body was almost soaked, could it be that the bandages hidden under the clothes were all like this, showing the original skin color faintly -- although the original skin color was too white.

My wife Shanyi has always wanted to complain, even if it is so good-looking, but the whiteness of the senior brother is not at all like the soft and powdery fresh whiteness of girls, but cold, as if a piece of cold air is lingering Even in the sun, the jade looks like it has lost too much blood. It is not so much white as it is closer to pale, like a skin that never sees light hidden in the dark.

But looking at it now, even this kind of paleness that makes people feel eerie and dare not approach, after being splashed with a layer of water stains, it looks much softer, and even a little inexplicably ambiguous. When I go up, I can't help but think about the tactile sensation. If a small piece is exposed, I really want to imagine the appearance of a large piece of naked skin.

The eyelashes are also wet, and there are even two very small drops of water hanging on them, clearly showing an expression of impatience towards him, but still earnestly pressing upwards along his calf muscles, his mouth is particularly poisonous, But the touch that I have touched before is very soft...

My thoughts kept wandering, and gradually distorted from the simple divergence at the beginning to a very strange point. The massage of the legs also went beyond the knees, and followed the tendons in the inner thighs until it reached the middle of the thighs. My wife Shanyi suddenly cried out. Withdrew back on the spot, quickly closed his legs, changed to a kneeling posture at a speed invisible to the naked eye, and stuttered with a strange expression:

"Well, it seems that I have completely relaxed, and I don't need to massage anymore, brother."

"Completely relaxed?"

Yan Yue showed a surprised expression.

"The most stretched ligament hasn't been pressed yet, right? Didn't you shout that your leg was about to be torn before, and now you think it's all right?"

"Before was before, now is now, and now I am in very good condition, and I don't feel that my ligaments are torn at all, so it's no problem!"

The waste, who seemed to have taken the wrong medicine suddenly, was righteous, and even avoided it before, but now, as if trying to divert his attention, he urged anxiously:

"Let's move on to the next item quickly, brother, what's the next item? Is there a competition to pour tea?"

"That's the last item."

Aoi Kanzaki, who has been watching the progress of several people, interjected:

"The second is catching people, which is used to exercise the reflex speed of the body. As long as you can touch any part of the opponent's body, you will pass the test. After that, you will train the reflexes of the hands and brain. Mr. Shanyi is not so fast yet."

"Oh……"

My wife Shan Yi showed a thoughtful expression.

Touching the opponent's body, catching people, chasing and dodging, the most suitable method is naturally to jump directly. If you can directly hug the opponent with hands and feet, this is a perfect victory.

I don't know why, but I always feel that my desire to win is burning!

My wife Shanyi's fighting spirit immediately became high, and her mood was even higher than when she heard that a girl helped him train. There was even a vision of a raging fire behind him. Grinning to the point of shock at the buddy massaging the ligament.

"That guy Wen Yi, why did he become so good all of a sudden?"

Inosuke murmured:

"Even my uncle feels that his body is in pain."

"...Maybe it's because you don't want to disappoint senior brother?"

Tanjiro guessed:

"Shanyi's current taste is full of fighting spirit. I feel that his desire to win is stronger than ever."