How to be a mother to Shanyi

Although my wife Shanyi has an extremely high desire to win and lose in the training of "catch people", unfortunately, because of poisoning and her hands and feet have not yet recovered, she lay her body stiff and her reflex speed decreased during the recuperation. He is more than one chip, and he can't even touch a piece of Yan Yue's clothes now.

"Why? I always feel that my brother's speed has become a lot faster. Even though I was chasing him with a knife before, I couldn't catch up!"

My wife Shanyi angrily "creaked" and bit the corner of her sleeve, her upper and lower teeth were tearing at the fabric of the hospital gown, causing the words that came out of her mouth to become vague:

"Is it because you don't wear haori? It's definitely because you don't wear haori! And the hands are shorter than before. I almost caught my brother just now! If it's haori, I can catch it Hem!"

Seeing the black uniform of the Ghost Slayer Squad dangling in front of his eyes, the senior brother even faced him back and dodged ironically. And use it to push him to the ground, it is best to sit on the senior brother and taunt loudly, let him see how powerful he is in various senses.

However, no matter it is pounced, or reached out to catch unexpectedly, the shortest distance my wife Shanyi can reach is the moment when she just stretched out her hand to catch the air. It is not even clear whether it is the senior brother who is able to control the distance with ease, or he really is. It is only a little bit of external factors that can achieve the goal. My wife Shanyi firmly believes that it is the latter, but Yan Yue sneered without hesitation.

"Oh, it's just you? You can only go faster when you go straight, and you can easily run over your head and hit the wall. It might be useful to escape, but wouldn't you be a waste once you change your position?"

At this moment, Huang Yue has experienced the treatment that Yumao Tianyuan gave him during the training. I have to say that when he is able to suppress and "guidance" with the strength, it is not the slightest bit of pleasure.Effortlessly dodging all the offensives of the trash son, and then taunting him refreshedly, it's no wonder Yuhao Tianyuan likes to say something that doesn't deserve a beating after he is beaten to the ground. This feeling is really refreshing.

"It's because of this that you can only flash like a thunderbolt. Other types need to change your moves. What can you understand with a single-minded waste? If you want to catch the haori, let alone how much the haori can be extended, even if it is You can't catch a skirt that long."

"...Huh? A skirt?"

However, the point of waste's attention seems a bit outrageous. First, he was inexplicably stunned for a moment, and then two blushes appeared on his face, and he stopped biting his sleeves. With a tingling tone down his back, he said:

"Skirts should be worn by cute girls, isn't that bad...? But if senior brother insists, then—"

"... Are you out of your mind, trash."

Yan Yue immediately got goosebumps, rubbed his arms and took two steps back, with a disgusted expression on his face.

"It's not just your hands and feet that have shrunk from the ghost poison. You always feel that your brain is also affected by your appearance. Who would think that kind of statement is fake? Can't you even hear the curse words?"

"..."

——No, you can actually hear it.

My wife Shanyi thought a little sadly.

——But because the senior brother scolded him too frequently, no matter how he was scolded, he felt no pain or itching, and he could even consciously filter out other words that the senior brother said. If one day the senior brother didn't scold him, he might still You will feel that something is wrong, after all, this is a senior brother, if you don't curse, is it because you are sick?

It was not good enough to realize this, but another thing also made him very sad, that is, he found that his senior brother only seemed to be obsessed with scolding him...

He is very respectful and polite to his grandfather, but he is only "you're welcome" to Mr. Murata at most, and they only sporadically reprimand Tanjiro, and they mostly don't care about the rest. Only when they treat him, they will keep cursing. Should it be said that his special treatment is good, or lamenting that he can only experience the bad temper of his senior brother, damn it, he really wants to hear his senior brother respectfully call him "Mr. Shanyi" or "Master Shanyi" , but this wish seems to have no chance to come true in this life, and the senior brother will burn incense if he doesn't call him "trash".

"Don't play dead there, move quickly, trash."

Seeing that he was still lost in his own thoughts, the senior brother urged him again in that impatient tone, and the address was so familiar that it made people feel heartbroken—huh, huh, even he was familiar with the title of "trash", how could the senior brother change it? drop.

Patting her cheeks again, my wife Shanyi cheered up again, flicked her sleeves that were still a little longer with high spirits, roared "Hey" and pounced on it, and then pounced again without any accidents. After landing on his face, he was stepped on his butt twice.

"You're dying of laughter, Shanyi."

In a good mood, Yue Yue lifted the soles of his feet from the elastic buttocks of the useless junior brother, then squatted down next to the golden head, holding the mentality of giving guidance, and said mercifully:

"Didn't you use Lei Zhi's breath after learning it? You don't even think about using the breathing method to increase your speed. It's just stupid. And, at any rate, don't make it so obvious where you are rushing. Just one look at your toes and I know the ridiculous way you're going to fall."

Although there is also the reason why he knows too much about the waste junior, but this guy Shanyi really didn't consider flexibility at all, his whole person is the same as the bright and straightforward color on his head, so understanding and incredible.

"I said, at least you should be a little cunning."

Yan Yue said so.

"..."

My wife Shanyi showed a thoughtful look.

"Cunning"...Although he didn't think about it before, it doesn't mean he can't. What's more, this kind of statement is indeed relatively simple and easy to understand. To put it bluntly, it means "fraud" and "deception", right?

"But the toes are not pointing in the direction you want to sprint, so how do you act?"

So my wife Shanyi also got up from the ground, put on a posture of being ready to listen to the lecture with an open mind, knelt upright and sat opposite the half-squatting senior brother, and asked without shame:

"Senior brother also said that I can only learn how to flash a thunderbolt. This type can only be launched by aiming at the direction where the sword is drawn. How can I do it like you said, without being noticed in the direction of the attack, and it can be very good?" Is it out of shape?"

"Huh? Don't you think about it yourself?"

The black-haired and blue-eyed brother showed an impatient look again:

"Don't be so obvious in the opening move, shorten the preparation time, or simply use some other method to divert the opponent's attention. Isn't that all the way? Even if it's a trash's head, at least turn it around for me."

"Oh." My wife Shanyi nodded again and again, "Then, my brother and I are talking so close to each other now, it should be regarded as diverting my brother's attention, right?"

"……what?"

First, there was a subconscious question in a daze, and then, a ball of gold was all over it.

Like a group of golden slimes trying to swallow their heads, my wife Shanyi pounced on it with claws and teeth, and hugged her senior brother's head tightly. The weight knocked the top-heavy person down, and then his cheeks flushed with excitement, and he happily exhaled the victor's vigor.

"Hey, in this case, I won, right?"

Because they were already very close when they squatted down before, and after Shanyi sat up, the distance between the two of them was no more than an arm's length away, which was a distance that could easily be touched.Even if Huang Yue mentioned the so-called "cunning", he didn't expect that the trash son could apply what he had learned so much. He didn't raise any precautions at all. He was knocked off his back by this sudden attack and his head was hugged. Breathless.

"..."

Cursing shamelessly in his heart, Huang Yue touched and raised his hand, groped for a while, and grabbed probably the back collar of the trash son or the fabric on the back, exerted all his strength with his arms, and finally tore the man from his head with a waste of strength. He got down, revealing a completely dark expression.

"What is this? What's the point of coming up with such a crooked idea? Isn't it a waste to engage in a surprise attack—"

"But I caught my brother!"

My wife Shanyi felt so proud that two balls of hot air came out of her nostrils, she danced wildly and became confident:

"Ha! How is it? Even the senior brother has been deceived, right? Even if it was a sudden attack, he was caught! Cunning is really easy to use, no matter how fast the senior brother reacts, he will be caught by me. This is me Did you win? Senior brother didn't say timeout just now, so this must be my victory!"

Probably because the joy brought by the victory was too great, my wife Shanyi even forgot that she had the possibility of being beaten, until Huang Yue narrowed her eyes and stared at him unkindly for a while, probably thinking whether to beat him or let him go, finally Sending mercy without doing anything, only gave an evaluation that was close to a cold snort: "Opportunistic."

Although the "catch" of this situation should not be counted as a combat achievement, the facts are not different from what Shanyi said. It is true that Yan Yue did not think of saying a timeout (who would even pay attention to this kind of place), so he reluctantly It can be regarded as a waste son who cleverly used "cunning" to achieve his goal in a way that can be called cheating.

"Using this method, you trash, you haven't exercised your reflexes at all."

Huang Yue grabbed the man by the back collar and got up, and lifted him up as well, his brows were slightly frowned, and then he stretched it out, thinking he had a big heart and said:

"Forget it today. If you still want to take a shortcut tomorrow, I'll blow your head off."

After all, he can't afford to lose. Although it's a bit infuriating to lose to a waste because of being attacked, but strictly speaking, it can't be counted.

But the suggestion was made by him, he made the distance closer, and he forgot to mention the timeout. It’s just a training to exercise reflexes, and it doesn’t even have a chance to be mentioned at Yumen Tianyuan’s place. It doesn’t matter if you win or lose, and this waste The smug look doesn't look annoying... Cough, if it doesn't work, just treat it as coaxing a child, anyway, this trash is so childish that he doesn't look like a 16-year-old.

The mother's love in my heart flooded for a moment, and soon turned into a pool of stagnant water without any waves. Yan Yue was like carrying a ball of quilts, carrying people from over there and still trying hard to "catch people" Passing through the two, Kanzaki Aoi finished the second part of the so-called physical function recovery training ahead of time under the expression of Kanzaki Aoi, and walked out of the door directly.

"...Brother? What are you going to do when you go out?" My wife Shanyi who was being carried suddenly had a bad premonition.

"Didn't you say you won?"

Yue Yue replied calmly:

"Then let's start the last item, pouring tea."

Turning the corner after going out is the training room next door. He was too angry when he heard the trash son talking nonsense here, so he pushed the door open and didn't even close the door after he came out. The stepson Chong Zhu needed to flip a coin even to make a decision Lord, so the door was left wide open, revealing a desk with many teacups inside, and a circle of wet water stains around the desk in a diffuse shape.

Yan Yue threw the guy in his hand to the opposite side of the table, then sat down on the other side generously, lowered his eyes and glanced at the table, and then clicked his tongue in dissatisfaction.

"Cut, are there only a dozen cups left?"

He skillfully picked up the empty cups and put them aside, leaving only some with tea in the end. He clasped the table with his knuckles, and sneered at the useless son who realized that the situation was not good.

"Let's just pour all the water out. Chongzhu's stepson just poured me a lot of glasses of water, and I don't know how much of the rest you can pour on me."

"..."

My wife Shanyi tremblingly looked down at the many teacups filled with tea, then calculated how much water could be absorbed by the hospital gown on her body, and finally showed a particularly distorted expression.

"No, senior brother, you are clearly avenging your own personal revenge! Will all the water be splashed on my face in the end? Your expression is super obvious! It is full of words like 'want to pour water on your face'! Didn't you just say Am I opportunistic? So hurry back and continue catching people! If you jump over the whole thing before you have completely completed the second item, I can’t beat you at all, right?! Listen to Xiaokui’s words, and do it in order !!!”

"You said it yourself, you won."

Yan Yue snorted coldly.

"Since we won, it's only natural to start the next one, right?"

——Where is it taken for granted! ! !

My wife Shanyi showed a sad and indignant expression.

——This is clearly revenge!It's definitely because I just lost, so I'm not happy, brother, are you an eight-year-old?I can't afford to lose!I just can't afford to lose! !You also said that he was naive, so you are not at all right? ! !

……

The two naive guys who were half-baked finally did the third training (although the six-year-old one was forced), and no surprise, the remaining ten cups of tea were all dedicated to my wife Shanyi's head, Wet the brilliant golden hair into strands and stick them wet on the scalp.

"It's really embarrassing, waste." Yan Yue commented.

"Who is to blame for this?!"

My wife Shanyi wiped the tea off her face and said in grief and indignation:

"I didn't even raise my hand, the senior brother had already splashed water on my face, and there was no time to react, one cup after another, I couldn't even open my eyes, the senior brother didn't even stop! Excessive, too much Too much!!!"

Clearly, it's revenge!childish!Eight year old! ! !

Gritting her teeth and cursing incessantly in her heart, she dared not say a single word due to her senior brother's coercion. My wife Shanyi gritted her teeth in dissatisfaction, and still recognized it with her nose pinched.

"Then what should I do next? The tea is all empty."

Now he doesn't have to feel that his wet senior brother looks ugly anymore, and he himself looks wet. Although he doesn't know what it feels like to look wet in his appearance, but when he thinks of the ugly green disease Clothes, and the short hands and feet that have not fully recovered, my wife Shanyi felt that she might be more embarrassed, after all, a handsome guy is wet and lustful, what he said...

"It's more like a mop." Yan Yue sighed, "It's still a yellow wet mop, the kind that no one would want to use standing behind the door."

Appeared, senior brother's venomous remarks.

My wife Zenitsu blinked blankly.

Sure enough, the senior brother will never be late to hit him, it is clear that his lips are soft, but his speech is so harsh, it really hurts to comment on his hair like a mop!But it's just that the hairstyle is a little more regular, why would he describe his junior brother like that, because it's too apt, so he himself thinks it looks weird!

"Body recovery training doesn't take up too much time. I still have other things to do. It's best to practice regular breathing while you're recuperating. Give me a good blow."

However, Yue Yue didn't notice his mood swings at all. After he sighed casually, he answered the question of "what to do next" from the trash son earlier, and answered calmly:

"I also want to blow the calabash. Learning to breathe regularly is a chance to become a 'pillar' threshold. That guy also said that only if I practice regular breathing can I admit my stepchild status."

"Oh..." my wife Shanyi nodded, "So that's the case, but I always feel that it will be very painful to maintain the regular breathing method of the breathing method. Even if I use Thunder Breathing more often, my chest will hurt. Is it going to be difficult? No wonder it’s a requirement to become a stepson—?”

Before the ending was completely finished, my wife Shanyi realized something was wrong after a while, and turned her head to look at it with a "swish", the expression on her face was extremely shocked, and the ending immediately raised a shocking question:

"Stepson? What stepson?! When did brother become a stepson? Why didn't I know about this?!! Speaking of which, I did hear similar sentences when I followed my brother... Even others can know, but I don't tell myself Is it my brother? It’s too much!! But why? Why is it a brother? It’s just a brother—ah, it hurts!"

He punched the wet blond hair mercilessly, Yan Yue withdrew his fist without changing his face, and said confidently: "I haven't become a stepson yet, and why should I tell you, it doesn't matter whether it's training or becoming a step-son? , It’s all my own business, it’s my mercy to be able to take you to train together, asking so many twittering, it’s annoying to death.”

My wife Shanyi, who was punched, still looked as if she was so shocked, she murmured: "No wonder I was so tired from the training before that I could bully him, but now I feel much better. Brother's special training... But brother's rotten temper will also have a 'zhu' willing to accept it? It's clearly a brother with such a poisonous mouth..."

"..."

A vein popped out from the forehead of Huang Yue.

"If you dare to say such useless words again, I will beat you as mentally handicapped."

The threat of being beaten is always very strong, so my wife Shanyi immediately shut her mouth, but she still hesitated to take a few sneak glances, and finally couldn't hold back, twisted her body with special concern, and then cautiously asked:

"That, that, brother, a few days ago... the day I asked you if you had any hay fever allergies, were you also training with 'Zhu'?"

——I was asked if I had any pollen allergies that day.

Yan Yue picked up the fragments of that day from his memory.

——Is it the day when Yuhao Tianyuan punched him on the nose, causing him to wash away tears and nosebleeds for a long time?Not only the trash junior asked him if he was allergic to pollen, but also Aoi Kanzaki, who was still assisting in the training next door, also asked him.

"Yeah, that guy is really ruthless."

Yan Yue let out a "tsk".

The soreness of being punched in the nose is still a phantom pain, and the eyes and nose are sore together, and it is the first time in history that I was beaten and cried... That gorgeous guy doesn't know what "mercy" is at all.

Of course, there is nothing that cannot be answered, so Yan Yue admitted it very straightforwardly, and finally touched his chest and abdomen with lingering fear. He was also beaten up this morning, and he can still pay attention when doing other things. Don't pull the muscles next time, but blowing the calabash next time will require hard work on the chest and abdomen, and I don't know how painful it will be.

Yue Yue's attention was all on blowing the gourd and "will it hurt so much that he can't blow the gourd hard", so he didn't see the expression of the useless junior brother on the other side - even if he saw it, he wouldn't care .

"..."

My wife Shanyi's lips trembled, and then she pursed her lips fiercely, her eyes and eyebrows were all wrinkled, her nose was also wrinkled, showing a distorted expression as if she had just finished drinking a bitter medicine, her teeth were itching with anger , both hands tightened the cloth on the knee.

——So, the bastard who made his brother cry before him is still a Zhu? ! !