How to be a mother to Shanyi

During the training schedule to and from the Yinzhu Pianzhai and Butterfly House at the headquarters, there will always be an illusion of peace, as if the memory of fighting with evil spirits not long ago has begun to fade away. In addition to mentioning "the wandering girl in Yoshihara has a problem" and "the ghosts there seem to be very careful", Huang Yue even felt that life was still peaceful in a trance.

...Size.

Every morning, I went to Yuhao Tianyuan to be beaten in the name of guiding the battle. Although this guy was very steady, so that he wouldn't hit him with any injuries that could not be trained, but he was merciless when he started, and he was accidentally hit on the stomach If you punch one, you will feel a dull pain all afternoon, and you will feel the pain of bruises and pulling if you move a little bit, and the most infuriating thing is that this is not even a minor injury, and you can recover seventy-seven in one night Eighty-eight, it doesn't delay him going to be beaten the next day at all.

"Because endurance is also the quality that the swordsman of the ghost killing team needs. Otherwise, if you are caught by a ghost, you will be so painful that you can't hold the knife. Is it possible that you are going to kill ghosts by luck?"

Yuhao Tianyuan's explanation for this is straightforward, and he even singled out his wife for comparison again:

"You can't even compare to my wife, Daoyu."

Yan Yue: "..."

Although this guy's speech sounds really irritating, but I have to admit that these fallacies are all right.

Yue Yue is ruthless about his own training level, and he is very resistant to fatigue, but no matter whether he practiced with Teacher Sang Dao in Taoshan before, or came out to kill ghosts for more than half a year later, there is something about this "painful" or It was the experience of "combat with serious injuries", but Yue Yue didn't have much chance to experience it.

After all, Teacher Sangdao would not beat up his disciples ruthlessly, and when he came out to kill ghosts, most of the people he encountered were the kind of chickens who could kill them in a few seconds, and occasionally there were two ghosts who could kill ghosts. , and can’t get out of the Thunder’s Breathing Sword-type five moves centered on “quick kills”. After all, Huang Yue doesn’t have any peculiar aura, and meeting the Twelve Ghost Moons at every turn is not the treatment he would have, even if he can be called a professional Kuang Wuxiu continued to spin, killing ghosts with wounds was at most a little bit of flesh and blood, and it was actually not painful.

If Huang Yue has no ambitions and just wants to kill ordinary ghosts, then naturally he doesn't need to consider this aspect, but if he wants to be a "stepson", then sooner or later he will meet powerful ghosts. It is very important, because he not only has the ambition to climb up, but also has a strong desire to survive-but he is willing to learn any skills that are useful for him to strengthen his strength and save his life.

... So it was a bit painful to suddenly start training endurance in this area.

In the duel, he was hit by Yu Mao Tianyuan's fist again, and Yan Yue gasped in pain, and then tenaciously withdrew his knife and returned to defense, but he was still slow in the end, and was decisively overturned in the next instant , struggled twice before getting up.

"It should be almost the same after practicing."

The merciless Master Voice Column said:

"It's not much better than before. Compared with lying on the ground and losing mobility, even if only your teeth are left to move, remember to bite the handle of the knife and get me up. Only fighting can have a chance of surviving."

"..."

Huang Yue felt that he had no energy left to answer. He was in a particularly tricky state right now, his whole body was in pain from the beating, but there was no real injury, and he wanted to gasp and curse when he opened his mouth.

——Damn it, where did Umo Tengen practice this skill? Are ninjas even good at it?This already involves torture, right?

"Go back and blow your gourd. Tomorrow is still the same time. Remember not to be late."

Seeing that he didn't speak, Yuhao Tianyuan also lost the joy of bickering, waved his hand indifferently, put his arms in the arms of the kimono, and walked back to the room unhurriedly, ready to see what he hadn't finished tidying up. Yoshihara's information, and finally quietly dropped a sentence that only his level can know in advance.

"Recently, I will work harder and strive to train Changzhong. There is a mission over there in Purgatory. After a while, people will need to be transferred to the headquarters. Your level will probably be given priority—a mission that allows 'Zhu' to take action, so to speak. Don’t expect to meet some ghosts.”

In the morning, I went to Yuhao Tianyuan to get beaten, and in the afternoon, I worked very hard to blow the gourd. I heard that the stepson of Chongzhu Butterfly Shinobi has not taken the task out recently. He spends every day in the recovery training room as a training partner for the rehabilitation team. Beat her in reflex speed.

Over time, because the level difference is too far, there are few players who are not happy looking for them. They would rather choose Aoi Kanzaki as a training partner. Aoi Kanzaki is so busy that she spins like a spinning top all day long. She has to take care of the wounded and accompany the rehabilitation players. When my wife Shanyi dawdled and refused to take the medicine, I had to go to complain to Huangyue, so that even the steel-hearted Yanyue couldn't help being moved, and simply took over the task of supervising the useless son to take medicine every day.

"Anyway, I'll be back at noon. After all, I'm from the same sect, so I have to take care of the troubles caused by that waste."

The action of taking the medicine bowl is already exceptionally proficient, and Yue Yue feels that if he stays for a while longer, he might be able to play a guest role as a nurse in the Butterfly House, and this proficiency is all thanks to the useless son - the more he thinks about it, the more angry he gets , wanted to beat his son.

"Thank you very much... Ah, speaking of which, Inatama-san."

It wasn't until the two of them finished handing over the medicine bowls that Aoi Kanzaki suddenly remembered something, and raised her hand to stop Yan Yue, who was about to leave while holding the medicine:

"Could you please inform Mr. Tanjiro and the others? Tell them to come to the physical function recovery training room in the afternoon, and the rehabilitation can begin."

"understood."

Yan Yue nodded, watching the hurried girl leave, and then his eyes fell on the strangely colored soup in the medicine bowl, showing a thoughtful expression.

The good-for-nothing son and the others can start to recover... Does that mean that he can also win the practice routine with Shanyi?

……

Huang Yue has always been a man of action, he does what he thinks, and decisively takes three gourds over there, puts one in front of the trash son and his two mentally handicapped teammates, and tells them in a cold tone to remember to blow them when they come back from the recovery training room. .

"Hey? Blowing the gourd sounds very interesting. Are you going to blow the sound?"

The eldest man who was not yet aware of the seriousness of the problem asked casually.

Yan Yue: "Hehe, I'm going to blow it up."

"..."

There was an abrupt two seconds of silence in the ward.

"Hey?! Blow it up, serious brother? This is not a balloon, nor is it some animal skin, this is a gourd, it's a gourd! Are you really kidding me?!"

My wife Shanyi rushed over with a pounce, raised the hard-skinned gourd in her hand, her eyes were bigger than copper bells, and she asked Yan Yue with a face full of disbelief:

"Isn't it really playing with us? How can this kind of thing blow up, can you blow it up, brother?"

"No." Yan Yue replied unceremoniously: "So I am also bragging, whoever is in the mood to make fun of you, the existence of waste itself is already a joke."

"Say such ugly words again!!!"

My wife Shanyi immediately showed a broken expression:

"It's too much! Why?! I have to start training all of a sudden, and I have to boast, and I have to be scolded by my seniors. I feel that life is bleak!"

——Wooooow, only cute girls can heal his miserable life, but in Butterfly House, he has less and less opportunities to contact girls, and Xiaokui is unwilling to ask him to drink medicine again, it’s all please Brother help, he is seriously short of cute girls!

...Although it is not impossible for the senior to come, the senior in the past two days seems to have returned to the level where he was too tired to get angry before, and he would not be scolded if he sneaked over and sat next to each other, except for the occasional sarcasm. , the rest of the time looks a bit disgruntled, it belongs to the special version, and I don't know if it's an illusion, I always feel that the brother seems to be very careful in his actions, as if to avoid pulling his muscles.

hurt?But it didn't sound like the sound of being injured, and the team uniform was well worn, with the haori draped over the body, except for the two buttons on the chest that were opened indecently, there was no exposed skin at all, and it was impossible to tell whether there was any. No injuries——I am getting more and more curious, what exactly is the brother training every morning?

My wife Shanyi showed a bitter and bitter expression.

Two days ago, I found out that the senior brother had actually cried, and these days he acted unwell again, which really made people care about what happened to the senior brother! ! !

what to do?Do you want to ask, but with this kind of personality, a senior brother will definitely become angry and curse at others, and may even be ashamed and angry because "the trash brother found out that he has cried"... But it is really entangled, he has never seen a senior brother cry The way he got up, why was he made to cry by others!

Because the possibility of "asking the answer" is almost zero, and it is very likely that he will be beaten up, so even if he is very concerned, he dare not ask. My wife Shanyi just got sulky.

It is clear that they are from the same family. They have been together since Taoshan practiced. They are stronger than others, close to the bond of "family". They have quarreled and fought (although he was beaten unilaterally). All the embarrassments of each other, and even took a (noon) nap together two days ago, but he didn't know when the brother was crying, and the brother didn't intend to let him know...Obviously, even if you cry, you should let him see it... …

"Kanzaki told you to go to the recovery training room in the afternoon, so don't be embarrassingly late."

However, Huang Yue didn't know what rebellious things were going on in the minds of his own junior, he weighed the gourd in his hand, and gave a warning glance at my wife Shanyi, who was wandering off to some other place, with some intentions. Refers to:

"I told Kanzaki that if someone causes trouble or doesn't cooperate, tell her to come to me—if you are not satisfied with the special training given by Choya, I will come in person. Do you understand the trash?"

"Is this a warning to me at all? Senior brother said 'someone' or something superfluous. Is that necessary? They have already pointed out the waste!"

Being pulled back from her thoughts, my wife Shanyi twitched the corners of her mouth again: "And I always feel that this situation is very strange, there is a feeling of being called a parent..."

"If you dare to cause trouble, you will die."

Yue Yue didn't care about my wife Shanyi's complaints at all, and ruthlessly said a cruel word - he is very clear about the virtue of a trash son, and the candidates for the auxiliary training in the butterfly house are all little girls, just my wife Shanyi Seeing the state of the woman's immobility, it's hard to say whether it will cause any trouble.

Although it feels very negative, Yue Yue is indeed ready to be "called a parent".

But the facts proved that all the bad premonitions he raised seemed to come true in the end.

……

Butterfly House has more than one physical function recovery training room, except for the room where the trash son and the others were taken, the next door is also a training room, but because "Yin" had previously picked up most of the slightly injured soldiers At present, there are not many candidates who have recovered enough to carry out training. One room is enough, and the rest of the next door is basically used as a lounge.

Probably because he felt that being called to clean up the mess was almost a certainty, so he decided to go directly to the practice room next door. When he went in with the gourd in his arms, he saw that the stepson of Chongzhu, Lihualuoxiangnai, also stayed here quietly. There are many teacups on the case table, which is completely in a state of "waiting for someone to find her to practice with, but no one cares because she can't compare".

"..."

Thinking that Yu Mao Tianyuan also mentioned before that "you can try your luck with the stepsister Chongzhu", and that you really need someone to accompany you to practice your reflexes, so Huang Yue hugged the gourd for two seconds and sat down decisively with the stepson Chongzhu. on the opposite side.

"Although I'm not a rehabilitated injured person, you seem to be very free, so how about practicing with me?"

Stepson Chongzhu's expression remained unchanged, with a plaster-like smile still on his face, he blinked and tossed a coin into the air, then raised his eyes and looked at the ghost hunter with blue eyes For a moment.

The next moment, the two shot at the same time like lightning, covering the teacup on the desk.

The next door is competing for the speed of covering teacups, while my wife Shanyi...

Although it sounds scary to say "physical function recovery training", at present, he feels very happy.

Girl, that is the most beautiful creature in the world. It has a sweet voice, soft palms, and a good smell on its body. It has chest, waist, and thighs. Just passing by is already refreshing. If Being able to get in touch with girls is simply a good thing that will make him wake up from his dreams with a smile.

And what is the recovery training of the Butterfly House? Girls help them restore their bodies that have become stiff due to recuperation. Even if the ligaments feel tingling due to stretching, this is nothing compared to the contact with cute girls. It can be ignored, but my wife Zenitsu felt that he was exuding happiness from his pores. In contrast to Tanjiro and Inosuke's painful faces, he acted as if he was in heaven, laughing "hehehe".

He even felt that the expressions of Tanjiro and Inosuke showed disrespect for the good treatment, so he roared to the side with a tiger face:

"What are you doing, you two?! What kind of expression is this! Give me some respect for the time you can spend with girls! This is a legitimate opportunity for girls to touch your body. It is clearly such a happy thing. The frowning one is What are you doing, laugh at me, bastard!"

Tanjiro shed a drop of cold sweat: "...Why do you say that, Zenitsu, don't you feel that your body hurts? Even Inosuke's flexibility is too much to bear—"

Inosuke: Spit out the soul.

"Huh? Are you two clearing up the situation? Why is physical pain more important than getting along with girls?!"

My wife Shan Yi felt unreasonable about his two companions who had no interest in the opposite sex at all.

"This is a girl! Girl! You are already very happy to be able to train with a girl, not to mention that there are girls who relax your body for you. When their soft palms touch you, you don't feel like you want time to stop Is it this moment? And it’s so close, and you can still smell it, the girl is an angel, and this place is clearly heaven!!!”

——But speaking of it, the smell on the senior brother's body is also very good.

Although immersed in happiness, my wife Shanyi was still lost for a moment.

It has the fragrance of saponins and peaches, which is light and light. Although it does not have the sweetness and presence of girls, it smells good, very warm, and it is easier to think of Taoshan... It is also very comfortable when hugging, so comfortable that even I can't remember the point of girls.

——But brother is not a girl!Even if there are breasts, they can even be called "indiscriminate" breasts, the waist is also very thin, and the legs are not known for the time being. Anyway, it hurts to kick people, and it may be smooth to the touch, but even so, it has already lost in terms of gender. ah!And the personality is very bad, if the girl is an angel, then the brother is a devil, right?

"That's right, girls are angels, and this is heaven!"

My wife Shanyi once again confirmed her camp, and said firmly:

"Very happy! I couldn't be happier to be touched by a girl. I love heaven, and I will always like girls!"

"Angel" Aoi Kanzaki: "..."

Although I know that this guy's speech has been a little restrained, and he didn't say anything closer to a moron, but it still sounds like his scalp is numb...

Aoi Kanzaki: "Obviously a brother of the same school, why is there such a big difference from Mr. Inatama?"

"Why did you suddenly mention senior brother?"

As soon as I heard this sentence, my wife Shanyi was immediately pulled back from the "heaven" to the world, moaning and showing an inexplicable sour image: "The girl who stayed with the senior brother is attracted to the eyes. Now, why do you have to be paid attention to when your senior brother is not around?"

——Why should you pay attention to his senior brother?That senior brother who has a bad temper, loves to hit people, and likes to mock him, not only has a secret to keep from him, but also made friends he doesn't know, and even didn't show him an extremely special appearance. The senior brother doesn't need it at all. Being paid attention by girls... It is enough for him to pay attention.

Bah, he didn't pay attention to senior brother, he was just curious!

As soon as this kind of topic was mentioned, my wife Shanyi suddenly lost the sense of happiness deep in heaven, and even the girl who panted and stretched his ligaments felt that she was not as cute as before—although she was cute enough, but it seemed It was because he mentioned his brother in the middle that he felt that he was brought back to the world from heaven.

However, the gap didn't stop there. The "angel" Xiaokui made him fall from heaven to the earth, and even showed a subtle look of pity on his face, and pushed him from the earth to hell again.

"Mr. Inatama is next door."

Aoi Kanzaki said:

"The sound insulation in the training room is very poor. Everything that Mr. Shanyi said should have been transmitted verbatim. Mr. Inaoyu should have heard everything."

"—I heard them all."

Before my wife Shanyi was petrified, the door of the training room was pushed open with a creak, and two people stepped in against the light. The taller one was a ghost hunter with blue eyes and a sullen face. The one who is shorter is the stepson with a single ponytail. It stands to reason that this kind of appearance should be extraordinarily imposing, but both of them are wet, and there are even drops of water flowing down the hair sticking to their faces. So embarrassed.

——Ah, speaking of it, Senior Brother's wet appearance always feels a bit color...

For some reason, my wife Shanyi's expression seemed to be blank for a moment.

Not knowing that the trash son would be dizzy under such circumstances, Yan Yue wiped his face with his sleeve blankly. I don't care about the water stains - anyway, the stepson of the insect pillar didn't get any benefits. Thunder Breath has a unique advantage in reaction speed. Except that he was constantly splashed with tea at the beginning, it soon became the winner. In a half-open situation, there is no need to continue practicing with the stepson of the worm column.

"Do you want me to count all the stupid things you have done, my wife Shanyi."

Because even the haori was dripping with drips, he simply took off the soaked blue-patterned haori, put it on his arm, and walked from the door to my wife Shanyi. A string of water drops fell, from my wife Shanyi's point of view, the degree of terror of the senior brother with black air behind him is comparable to that of a devil holding a bloody head, and it will make him burst into tears in fright.

"I have been cheated by women many times, but I still don't change my nature. When I see a woman, I can't move my legs, and my eyes are straight. On the road, I hugged the woman's thigh to propose marriage, but I was slapped many times. Saying such disgusting things when someone is helping you relax... Hey, trash, do you remember what I told you at noon?"

The footsteps from hell finally stopped in front of my eyes. My wife Shanyi still maintained the stretched ligament posture with her legs spread out and her upper body lowered, but at this moment she began to tremble at a high frequency. Look, the line of sight flicked across the black uniform fabric, stayed on the dizzy water-stained chest for a second, then moved up again, and finally saw the blue pupil full of murderous intent.

"I said, if you get into trouble, I'll help you train. Now it seems that you are stretching your ligaments. Why is your upper body not touching the ground? How about I help you?"

"Wait, wait, brother—"

—he just started stretching his ligaments!It has to be done step by step, if you go down directly, it will be like a torn cloth with a "chi-la", and he may not be able to get up when he goes down! ! !

My wife Shanyi immediately showed a terrified expression, trying to express her willingness to refuse, but it seemed to be of no avail, because at the next moment, the black-haired and green-eyed brother snorted coldly, and then stepped on him mercilessly. The back of the girl firmly stepped on the ground, which was still pressed down by the girl just a little bit, with a tight fit and ruthlessness.

There was a sound of "crack", and the onlookers broke out in cold sweat at the same time.

The guy's ligaments... all right?