Every day after the marriage, I prepare a funeral for my husband

Once, Nan Su had a beautiful fantasy.

In the evening of a certain day, he would leave Jinling on a tall horse, and then walk into Qingyuan in the morning light.In front of the gate of the palace, his mother and two older sisters would come out to welcome him. They looked at him with tears in their smiles, choked up and speechless.

He knelt down, raised his head and said, "I'm back."

From then on, he no longer has to live in fear, and will be like all ordinary men in the world...

Well, forget it, he is still more handsome than ordinary men...

So--

From then on, he became an ordinary handsome man, and just like all the men in the world fantasized, he would meet a girl by chance at the Qiqiao Festival, and the parade passed between their sights. Then he bowed and saluted, his cheeks blushing.

This is destiny.

He would do everything possible to find out her boudoir's name, and would run to her every day to sway, sway, hehe...

When they held hands for the first time, she scolded him for being a disciple, so he would simply be a disciple to the end, and directly leaned forward to kiss him.She was annoyed and ashamed, but in the end, she married him.

They had a sweet life after marriage, he loved her very much, and vowed to make her live like a little princess for the rest of her life, maybe, one day she would come over and say, "Your Excellency, you know? Together, it’s flowers stuck in cow dung.”

He said embarrassingly: "It's just gossip, madam, don't bother."

She was startled, and flung herself into his arms resentfully: "I'm just complaining about my lord, how can he be compared to cow dung when he is so beautiful?"

He could only unfold the fan and sighed: "Madam, in fact, the flowers they talk about are for husband..."

Then, in exchange for a big ear photon.

Hahahahahahaha...

Hahaha.

Hot tears rolled down his face uncontrollably, Nan Su turned his face away, trying to cover his face with his messy black hair, but——

"Zai Zai, don't hide." In a blink of an eye, his chin was forced up, Dian Chen lowered his head and eagerly bit his lips, and his other big hand firmly fixed his waist, not allowing any distraction from him at all.

At this moment, all illusions are shattered.

Nan Su was already numb, he glanced at the few rays of the misty sky outside the window from the corner of his eye, and felt that his vision was beginning to blur, and his mind was beginning to lose his grip...

However, just when he was about to lose his soul, he suddenly heard a voice from outside the door: "Master Liu, I'll take care of you to wash~"

Nan Su suddenly opened his eyes, seeing that Dianchen was still hugging his waist without any sign of stopping, he immediately shouted in panic: "Wait, don't come in!"

There was a moment of silence outside, and then Ping Shun said again: "Princess, why are you here? It doesn't matter, I just happen to serve you together!"

Nan Su was so moved that tears streamed down his face.

As the receiving party, he is now unable to push Dianchen away, so he can only shout with all his might: "Pingshun, you go back, Diangou! Grass! Oh my god~"

The crying was so miserable that the pigs in the slaughterhouse flashed into Ping Shun's mind.

At this time, there was another beast-like angry roar from the bedroom. If Ping Shun was not so familiar with his master, he would never have thought that it was Dian Chen, so, could it be that his master was slaughtering Nan Su?Or, dismembered?

Ping Shun was stunned, and became frightened. After thinking for a while, he ran to the back: "Come on, come on—"

Nansu was desperate, he just wanted to say Khan, Great Khan, Waterfall Khan, Genghis Khan...

But fortunately, no one saw him like this.He tried his best to pull the quilt over to cover his mouth, and raised his waist to meet Dian Chen, hoping not to provoke the male dog, but the next moment, he heard another confusing female voice: "Master? You, you?"

Isn't it right?

This time Nan Su didn't sweat anymore, as if struck by lightning, he turned his head in a daze and saw that Ping'er had woken up and was sitting on the small bed watching him and Dian Chen's struggle.Yes, at this moment he is being pressed under him, while Dian Chen is burying his head in his neck, kissing the side of his neck non-stop, as for the other movements, it doesn't matter.

In just two or three seconds, Ping'er's eyes suddenly turned red, as if she had suffered a great grievance, she stomped her feet and cried: "I knew it, how could you not compete with me? Sure enough, you can't take it anymore, Just come and snatch my sixth prince, you big liar, my son, you are a big liar!"

Your sixth prince?

Nan Su was stunned for two seconds, then reacted and made a movement: covered his forehead with his hands, with black lines all over his face, he was speechless...

Compete for favor?Please, sister, be sober, I saved you, okay?

The grievance in Nan Su's heart at this moment is really indescribable, in a word, I want to cry...

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ow ,

Cobblestone path.

Seeing a charming woman in a bellyband crying and passing by, all the guards who were called by Ping Shun looked straight at her. The guards in front stopped first, and the guards in the back were confiscated. They bumped into each other, a dozen people " Bang bang" stacked together.

At this moment, Ping Shun rushed over with Dr. Li and a group of servants.

Seeing this situation, he was actually very angry: "You idiots, have you never seen a woman?"

The guards: "..."

Yes, you have seen it!

In just a moment, a group of people rushed to Dianchen's small courtyard. Seeing that the door of the bedroom was wide open, and Ping Shun's yelling was really scary, they rushed over in a hurry——

As if feeling something, Dian Chen suddenly looked towards the door, his eyes were blood red!

Yes, he was a primitive beast now, with no shame whatsoever.Facing the sudden gaze, he gritted his back molars, and immediately lifted Nan Su up to face the crowd, while he continued to gallop behind, as if showing off his spoils!

Nan Su was strangled by his arms, and his upper body almost bent forward into a bow.At this moment, Nan Su felt that life was hopeless, he thought it over, and then went to find a crooked neck tree, no one would persuade him...

Without any orders, without any words, the crowd suddenly fell silent, and all of them were red-faced.

A guard ran to the pond and started playing with water, looking innocent like a child; several servants went under the tree and began to discuss whose underwear color was more beautiful; The broom and other things next to him, Zhang Fei and Li Kui, beat and ran away...

Fortunately, Dr. Li is confidential. After being stunned for a moment, he quickly closed the door and slapped Ping Shun on the head: "You idiot! You really killed someone!"

In some aspects of knowledge, Ping Shun is limited to kissing.He staggered when he was photographed, but he still turned his head and asked in a daze: "They fight when they fight, why do they take off their clothes and fight? Is there a better way to learn from each other?"

Dr. Li's eyebrows twitched and he was at a loss for words for a moment, then he turned around and left with the medicine box on his back.

But after walking a few steps, he turned back and slapped Ping Shun directly on the ground, then looked around and found a place to squat down by himself.

As a doctor, Dianchen's health is what he is most worried about. Although they are doing normal couple affairs, he can still take precautions.

However, the cold sun in winter rose little by little, and it climbed to a high level, and still no one came out of the bedroom.

There was the faint sound of the bed and the muffled humming, and it kept repeating. Ping Shun got bored and felt cold, so he simply brought a charcoal basin over, and sat down on the steps to warm himself by the fire.

"Isn't it?" A guard who was peeping from a distance looked at the sky, put the back of his hand to his mouth, and whispered to the other person: "Don't you think it's a bit outrageous?"

The guard turned his face away, his face shrunk, and he murmured: "Don't talk to me, I'm feeling inferior."

Yes, it makes sense to feel inferior.

Because Nan Su, who was in the bedroom at the moment, was already convulsing all over his body, and even started to twitch, let alone them, Nan Su himself felt inferior.

He felt that he was going to die, literally, not exaggerating at all.

There was only a trace of consciousness left, he thought emptily: Die quickly, it's good to die like this, at least...

But God has always treated him kindly, and this time, he did not intend to let him leave this world with such a death.

When Nan Su was on the verge of collapse, suddenly, Dianchen pulled his arm and held it straight. He immediately leaned back his neck, closed his eyes tightly, and even the end of his humming sounded like a cry!

"Zai Zai..." with a heavy panting.

Hearing the call, Nan Su raised his eyes with tears in his eyes, but before he could see anything clearly, he dropped a kiss.

Suddenly, the world was inexplicably quiet as water, everything seemed to be moving away, only they were left lying on the layers of brocade, the man slowly clasped his fingers, and clenched them tightly, without a single gap between them.

The next moment, Nan Su met the man's clear eyes, his heart was shocked, he only felt that there was a thick, hot feeling in the exchange of eyes——

Love.

However, in a blink of an eye, Dianchen fell on his neck, unconscious.

Nan Su wanted to push him away, but he was suddenly overwhelmed by a huge sleepiness, and he was so weak that he didn't even have the strength to open his eyes. In just two or three seconds, the whole world became blurred, blurred, and blurred...

……

Four months ago, on the day of August, the emperor of Jinling held a wedding that was well-known throughout the world.

And it wasn't until the night of the twelfth lunar month that he finally dared to take him into his arms without any scruples, because he was completely his.Gently stroking the blue hair scattered on the pillow with his fingers, he silently felt a trace of peace in his heart.

This feeling is as if in this world, by accident, he finally has a companion, with a trace of inseparable concern...

Of course, you can also replace errands with another word.

A certain person was still sleeping like a piglet, Dian Chen raised his hand and scratched the tip of his nose, and said with a smile, "You are calling it self-inflicted."

The little pig wrinkled its nose and put it in his arms, unable to wake up at all.

Really...

The more you look, the more you love! ! !

Dianchen hugged him tightly and rubbed his head.

"Sixth Prince, I'm here to treat you." It was Dr. Li.

Dianchen's face recovered for a moment, and he calmly tucked up the quilt for Nan Su, and got up to open the door.

Under such intense conditions, the bodies of both of them were inevitably injured. Needless to say, Dianchen's blood is really short of blood visible to the naked eye. It is a miracle among miracles to be able to stand up now, but Nan Su is even worse. As for how miserable it is, I can't say it...

Dr. Li silently changed Nan Su's medicine with great care. After a long while, he raised his head and said, "Prince, the swelling has subsided a little."

"Well, please doctor."

After Dr. Li's description, Dianchen probably knew what he had done. He looked a little uncomfortable, picked up the cloak and put it on his body: "I'll go out for a while."

When Dr. Li heard this, he quickly stopped him: "No, you have to stay in bed now!"

"It's okay, just go and do something."

Amidst the din of people, a sedan chair with the royal logo landed in front of the palace gate.

Dian Chen bowed and got off the sedan chair, and saw the majestic palace in front of him, like a huge lion, hovering under the boundless night, noble and majestic.

He took a deep breath and stepped into the golden cage tall and straight.

The cold wind blew the fox fur on his broad shoulders backwards, and he walked forward step by step, but he didn't feel as lonely as before, because he already had a fetter in this world...

It's just that this fetter seems a little reluctant.At midnight, the main courtyard of Shizi Mansion was already in chaos.

"Sixth Imperial Concubine, please come down~"

"Oh my god, son, don't be impulsive~"

"Grandpa—"

Dianchen just came back from the palace, walked into the bedroom through the sound of begging, and saw Nan Su wearing a white coat, hanging a white silk on the beam, opening his mouth, crying loudly to the sky: "Wow! Ah, I can't live any longer! Ahhh, dad! You take me away too! Ohhhh! My dad, if you really don't want to take me away, you can take that bastard Dianchen away right~~"

Dianchen stopped in his tracks: "..."

【Speak】

The previous chapter has been locked, tearfully castrated.This chapter still feels a little dangling.

It feels like I am frantically testing on the edge of being locked up every day.