Every day after the marriage, I prepare a funeral for my husband

"Where is your hometown?"

Dianchen's voice sounded slowly in the foggy room, very calm, as if just chatting casually.

"The slaves are from Qingzhou."

Frankly speaking, Ping'er has a good impression of Dianchen. Last time, she just got along with a man for a while, and she knew what it means to be independent like a mountain as far away as a mountain, and as warm as a jade tree facing the wind-compared to Nan Su who is out of tune, she It seems that he prefers such a gentleman who is as gentle as jade.

In the hazy mist, Ping'er walked to the back of the bathtub, her voice was high-pitched and soft, and there were a few traces of cautious probing: "I will give the sixth prince a massage first, how about it?"

The man in front didn't speak, but turned his head away as a tacit consent.

Ping'er rolled up her sleeves, but after thinking about it, she simply took off her jacket, leaving only a bellyband, then stretched out a pair of plain white hands, and pressed Dianchen's broad shoulders.

"..." But Nan Su, who was peeking by the window, only started to lose his stamina at this moment. He had never let Ping Er take a bath, how could he know that he still has this skill?Seeing Dianchen's muscle lines slowly relax, he felt a little regretful and envious for a while, but he could only lie on the window crack and continue watching...

"Wow—"

Ping'er scooped up hot water and poured it down Dianchen's shoulders. The water flowed down slowly along the man's latissimus dorsi and submerged into the steaming tub.

She bit her lip, and slowly moved her fingers down Dianchen's shoulders, her fingertips were like butterflies, bit by bit across her collarbone, neck, and muscular chest muscles, and then drew circles up and down...

Dianchen's muscles tensed, but he didn't make a sound, obviously acquiescing to such teasing.

But just when the bare hand moved to the lower abdomen and intended to continue downward, his eyes suddenly opened, and he stood up abruptly, even bringing out a large splash of water.Ping'er didn't expect it, and was splashed all over. When he realized it, Dianchen had already put on his bathrobe.

"I think," Dianchen paused, and then continued, "We can chat for a while, to enhance our relationship."

After fastening the belt, he turned around and lowered his eyebrows, only to realize that Ping'er's upper body was only hung with a bellyband. His skin was delicate and dazzlingly white.He raised his eyes, walked to the table and sat down, and took a cup of tea by himself: "How old are you this year?"

Ping'er was embarrassed, but she could only follow, and replied: "Young maidservant is twenty this year."

Then--

How many people are in your family?

Do you have siblings?

When did you enter Shizifu?

What are you doing in Shizifu...

After listening for half an hour, Nan Su's eyes were already blank.

He beat his sore and numb legs, and while taking out the incense, he complained in his heart: Look, it's so gentle that it's so fucking invisible, how can it be as tough as when you beat yourself?Sure enough, even a palace dog would feel shy after facing the screen!Fortunately, I have the foresight, otherwise if the temple dog continues to be so shy, the sky will be almost dawn!

Nan Su crushed the incense into the cylinder, lit the fire and smoked it for a while, then quietly opened the window slit a little bit, and slowly inserted the front end——

"Oh?"

Dianchen heard Ping'er's experiences in these years, and suddenly frowned: "So you have all stayed in Shizi Mansion for so long?"

Ping'er spoke a little dry mouth, raised a cup of tea, saw that Dianchen didn't respond, and took a sip carefully: "Well, after the prince bought the slaves back, he added a lot of sisters, and there was one who came in at the latest. It's been two years."

Dianchen's pupils moved, and immediately said casually: "So, after you have been with him for so long, are you here to serve me again?"

Ping'er was shocked, and hastily put down the teacup, knelt down and explained: "No, the servants are all innocent, the prince has never favored any of us, I hope the prince can tell~"

Depend on!Don't say anything, sister!Nan Su's scalp was numb, and he blew the incense to the bottom in one breath: "Pfft..."

Dian Chen stood up abruptly, looking at Ping Er with uncertain eyes.

He just stood upright, and his facial movements changed back and forth: he frowned for a while, relaxed for a while, narrowed his eyes in thought for a while, and shook his head for a while to let go, as if he overturned the thought just now.

While he was thinking in silence, the incense had quietly entered the nostrils of the two of them.

Nan Su was frightened just now, which made the incense seriously exceed the standard, and his heart was really nervous: My dear mother, this is a drug for men, and it only has a side effect on women. Don't let Dianchen notice it. Last time The man just jumped into the pond, but the incense is not much, if it is wasted, just thinking about it makes my heart hurt...

However, he was overthinking.

Dianchen was preoccupied with something, and his acuity was greatly reduced.

After a long time, when he suddenly regained his composure, he only heard Ping'er say: "Sixth Prince, why is your face so red?"

With this reminder, Dianchen also realized that something was wrong with him, signs of heat covered his whole body, as if a raging fire had been burned, and slowly his eyeballs turned red.

This feeling is very familiar, but it is not quite like the weird attack before, because it is faster and more violent, and it will evaporate people almost instantly!

Dianchen's eyes widened suddenly, he gritted his teeth and lowered his head, thinking about it with the only remaining clarity, and felt more and more strange and furious.When he realized something, he looked around abruptly, and after looking around ferociously for a few times, he finally saw a window that was not closed tightly.

Nan Su: "...!"

He trembled all over, and when he was about to run away, he saw Dian Chen shaking a few times, and in a blink of an eye, he was already walking towards Ping Er staggeringly.

Ping'er was affected incidentally, her cheeks were flushed but she didn't know it.

Dianchen's breathing became more and more heavy, and he tried his best to resist this innate instinct, but he felt more and more unable to resist.The screen in front of him was only wearing a bellyband, and it was still wet from the water splashed on it, which constituted a fatal temptation for him!

Irresistible temptation!

He doesn't want to bear it anymore!

I can bear it too much...

Dianchen shook his head violently, and looked up again, only to see the man kneeling on the ground raised his head, with a jade-like Adam's apple in the middle of his slender neck, and a tight and thin waist underneath. , and upwards are heroic eyebrows and eyes, a high nose bridge, a pair of ruddy lips slightly parted, even when not smiling, the corners of the mouth are slightly upturned...

"Oh, cub."

Dianchen pressed harder and harder, and there was a trace of unconscious anger in his voice: "Is this kind of thing necessary? If you want to do this kind of thing with me, you just need to nod your head?"

Ping'er was a little confused when she heard it, but her sanity was also a little dizzy, so she walked forward three steps at a time: "Prince, I will help you to bed."

Seeing this scene, Nan Su let out a long breath.He hastily put away the tube, closed the window slit tightly, laughed a few times while thinking about it, and was about to leave.

Unexpectedly, at this moment, Ping'er's tragic scream suddenly came from the room: "Ah, save—"

Nan Su was stunned for two seconds, then opened the window to look again, and saw that Dianchen pressed the screen on the table, and slapped his palm on his cheek, as if his breath was full of anger: "Fight back, why don't you fight back?" ? Do you also know that this kind of thing is despicable?"

Nan Su: "..."

I rely on!This is too fucking bad!

How could such a delicate girl like Ping'er bear Dianchen's slap, she passed out in a blink of an eye.Seeing that Dianchen was going to attack, Nan Su was so shocked that he scolded the hippie mother in his heart, and immediately went around and kicked open the door!

He rushed into the room and directly overturned Dianchen, took a look at the screen, my God, dare to hit Lao Tzu's woman!

Immediately, the evil fire surged up, and Nan Su kicked Dianchen's lower abdomen, kicking the beast until it fell to the ground with a "plop".

"Scumbag, bah!"

Nan Su didn't know where he got the courage to bah, all in all, he pulled out a blanket to wrap Ping'er up, and then hugged her up.

"Where are you going? Come back and explain to me clearly!!"

When he got to the door, Nan Su punched him in the back swiftly, hitting him hard against the door.

Damn you!He was furious in his heart, he didn't even realize that the door was closed tightly, he turned around and shouted: "Are you fucking sick?"

"..." Two identical faces suddenly appeared in front of his eyes, Dian Chen seemed a little confused, he staggered forward and grabbed Nan Su by the collar.

Dian Chen was stunned, however, the next moment, a ferocious smile appeared on Jun's face, even at the subtle moment when his sanity was approaching chaos and confusion, he seemed to have retained some kind of keen intuition, hehe, this seems to be the deity ...

So, the target immediately switched, and a big bear hug came over!

Nan Su dodged to dodge, but he was still hugging Ping'er, his movements were naturally awkward, he only heard a squeak, and the belt was actually pulled off after Dian Chen buckled it!

Nan Su was so angry that he shook his body, and shouted sharply: "You are crazy! You can do it regardless of men and women..." Before he finished speaking, he suddenly saw Dian Chen's face was covered with sweat, his eyes were red, and his eyes were blurred. Chaos, completely lost the clarity of the past, obviously ignorant.

Nan Su couldn't help letting go of his thoughts: Fuck, is it so awesome?Fatty Li sincerely does not deceive me!

But in such a moment of desertion, it was a step too late, Dianchen rushed up like a wolf, hugged him, and then kissed him with a mouth, Nan Su was shocked and angry at the moment, After a desperate collision to no avail, I finally decided to restrain Dianchen first!

Fighting his back several times, Nan Su put Ping'er on the couch first, then picked up the belt, ready to use it to bind Dian Chen.

Now Dian Chen really went crazy, the moment Nan Su straightened his waist, his robe was torn from the back, revealing half of his thin shoulders.

"Damn, are you going to turn the world upside down?"

As soon as Nan Su raised his foot, he kicked the man fiercely, but in his haste, he didn't pay attention to the bath water spilled from his feet. Not only did he miss the kick at all, but he slipped and fell backwards.

The man's eyes were evil, and he flew to hug his waist, and the two of them fell to the ground at the same time, only to hear a "bang"——

Nan Su felt that the back of his head had blossomed, he had been a free human sandbag, his ears were buzzing at this moment, the pain was so painful that he couldn't roll his eyes back.

What do you mean by jumping into a shit hole you dug by yourself, probably this is it!

Dianchen kissed her all at once, and didn't let her hands go idle, she directly poked into her clothes.

At this moment, Nan Su recovered from the dizziness, and he didn't care to touch the back of his head, and threw his fist to block it.But he felt like vomiting when he moved, and Dianchen raised his hands above his head without any effort!

"Bah-"

There was a strange noise in Dianchen's throat, and his eyes kept...

Nan Su's eyes widened suddenly, his whole body stiffened.

Yes, he was stupefied, he let Dianchen play enough and was about to move his position, only then did he suddenly realize what Dianchen was doing.

His cheeks quickly burned to the color of pig liver, and at the same time, the anger in his heart finally reached its limit!

He broke free from Dianchen's hand with a dexterous grasping hand, and then his body suddenly jumped up like a cheetah, with a wave of his arm, his right leg kicked up like a whirlwind!

"boom!"

Dianchen was hit in the chest by his kick, and he flew upside down in an instant!

Immediately afterwards, Nan Su turned into a furious male lion, rode up fiercely, raised his fist, and mercilessly punched the man Qingjun on the cheek!

Everything happened in an instant. Although Dianchen's skill is better than him, this person has fallen into a grotesque world. Under such an explosive attack, he can't make any effective resistance at all. In a blink of an eye, blood overflows from the corner of his mouth... …

"Let you touch, let you suck! Damn! If I don't beat you to death today, my surname is not Nan!"

But, beating and beating, Nan Su's fist suddenly slowed down.He felt something was wrong, bent down, put his hands on Dianchen's side, and gasped for breath before realizing - he also inhaled the incense.

Done!

Great panic suddenly poured into his heart, Nan Su couldn't care about Dianchen anymore, and crawled towards the door with both hands and feet: pond, pond, go to the pond...

But when he was about to touch the door bolt, his ankle was grabbed, and he was dragged backwards!

The time when the incense is at its strongest has passed, and Nan Su broke in before, reducing the concentration.But even so, his world has changed drastically at this moment, as if pink bubbles are popping everywhere, and even the bed curtain lifted by the air current feels like he is holding a graceful slender waist.

Everything was distorted, he shook his head, only a certain cheek was clearly imprinted in front of his eyes, it was so handsome, it made people's heart flutter.

He didn't know what Dianchen felt like, but he couldn't help thinking of all the good things about Dianchen—the hand that pressed his head to his shoulder in the carriage, the back guarding him in the Buddhist hall, the rainy night for him. The oil-paper umbrella he held up, the cloak that wrapped him tightly in the cold weather, and even an embarrassing little black box...

As a result, Nan Su suddenly felt sad, only then did he realize that although Dianchen was not his moon, those moonlights did shine on him.

Suddenly, Nan Su was dragged onto the bed.

He was breathing heavily, but there was still a trace of clarity, he couldn't help turning his head to look at the unknown Ping'er not far away, and felt that if he counterattacked with all his strength at this moment, he would be able to change Ping'er, but——

A big hand suddenly grabbed his neck.

Nan Su raised his eyes and saw that Dianchen had turned into a wild beast, his eyes were glowing red, his attacks were violent and cruel, and he really didn't show mercy at all.Not to mention that Ping'er is already ignorant and insensitive at the moment, even if she is awake, with that delicate body—to put it bluntly, there is a high possibility that she will wake up tomorrow as a cold corpse.

But the reason why Nan Su really gave up resistance was because Dianchen was already crazy at the moment, and, under his endless killing intent towards Dianchen, there was actually a trace of guilt hidden, yes, he had guilt before, He wants to repay the debt...

He has never owed favors.

The moment Nan Su closed his eyes, his body was turned over, and the man suddenly pressed against his back.

"Cubs."

However, the call from the ear made Nan Su break his defense in an instant.

In just a split second, big tears dripped down, but his hands were clamped behind by Dian Chen, and he couldn't even wipe them off. He could only bury his head in the quilt, trying to suppress the sadness of his sudden death.

The man was short of breath, and his movements seemed to be struggling, but at the next moment, he only left one sentence: "I'm sorry..."

"..."

How should I describe this feeling? Nan Su was stunned for two seconds, and then cried out in disbelief: "Your uncle, ah! Hiss, wait, wait, it hurts! Ah, your mother! Wait, wait, I regret it, oh, please forgive me, big brother, please forgive me—”

His determination suddenly collapsed!

【Speak】

To be honest, I'm so afraid of being locked up!