Every day after the marriage, I prepare a funeral for my husband

Nan Su looked at Dian Chen, tears streaming down his face, but as soon as he cried hard, the embarrassing place began to hurt, as if it was torn.He couldn't help crying even louder. Unexpectedly, it hurt even more. It was an endless vicious circle...

"Let's all go back."

After Dian Chen waved back down, he strode forward, but Nan Su slammed him on the head: "Stop! If you take another step forward, I will die for you!"

However, just as a dog that bites does not bark, a person who really wants to die will not cry at all.

A truth that even Nan Su himself has practiced, let alone talking about Dianchen?

While he was crying on his back, Dianchen stepped forward and directly carried the cub on his shoulder: "Listen to me first, okay?"

Don't listen, don't listen, monks chant sutras!

Nan Su was exhausted, and after struggling for a while, two lines of clear tears fell down his cheeks.In fact, he was able to cry like this, not because he regretted changing the screen, or because he resented Dianchen, but because it was... too painful!

Tears are the only way to relieve this pain, and even if it hurts, let the whole family know that he is in pain...

Ping Shun that idiot...

That idiot! ! !

"Wow wow~"

After being placed on the bed by Dian Chen, the man held up his face again, his eyes were like a deep ocean, he stared at him very calmly and gently, and said: "I said I will be responsible for you, okay?"

"I don't want you to be responsible! I just want to die right now, or you can die!" He speaks so freely now.

Dianchen said, "Are you willing to die for me?"

"Of course I..."

"Of course you are reluctant." Dianchen cut off his words gently: "Actually, you can just leave, right? But you didn't leave, you stayed."

"..."

Nan Su sniffed and was speechless.

He clearly knew that some kind of change had taken place in his psychology.Once Dianchen took away his first kiss, he became dizzy, and now even the two of them have done such a shameful thing, how should he deal with himself?

If he is really the vagabond in the eyes of the world, it's fine, he can deny people when he lifts his pants, but he is just pretending, those things that he thinks are important, he planned, planned to...

"Wow~" Nan Su became more and more sad as he thought about it, he opened his mouth and started to cry again.

Dianchen had no choice but to hug Nan Su up, hugged him like a child, patted him gently, and decided to calm his emotions first: "Okay, okay, don't cry, okay..."

Nan Su nestled in Dianchen's broad embrace, listening to him all the time, he cried so much that he even fell asleep a few times briefly, but every time he opened his eyes, Dianchen was patting him.

"It's all my fault, okay, don't cry, my lady, be good..."

The candlelight fell on Dianchen's face, illuminating him with clear eyebrows, pale skin, and a slender nose that was carved like a knife.

Those slender hands were very cold, as if there was an iceberg hidden in the man's body that would not melt for thousands of years, but it was amazing that Nan Su really gradually calmed down under such comfort...

Crying is also physical work, Nan Su couldn't make a sound, only sobbing.In the middle of the night, the eye sockets on that face were congested, the tip of the nose was flushed, and even the normally moist lips became dry.

"The temple dog."

He raised his eyes and saw the scar on Dianchen's cheekbone at a glance, and said in a nasal voice: "Are you sleepy? You examine me three times a day, and you will wake up at a certain time tomorrow, right?"

After a pause, he said first again: "Why don't you just go to sleep first, I'll just cry by myself, I'm just a poor little no one loves, even without you, I will always take good care of myself , you don't like a lazy and greedy man like me at all..."

Usually, biting the lower lip does enhance the charm, but biting the upper lip does the opposite, and Nan Su in order to hold back his sadness...

Dianchen looked down at him, the corners of his mouth twitched faintly, then put him down, got up and walked towards the door of the bedroom.

Nan Su's tears immediately rolled down like golden beans: "Wow, I knew it, I just..."

Before he finished speaking, he only heard Dianchen say as he walked: "My lady, next time you are hungry, you can speak up."

Nan Su stopped crying suddenly, and whispered: "Oh... I'm hungry and want to eat a bowl of noodles..."

"it is good."

After Dianchen crossed the threshold, he turned straight to the right, which was the way to the small kitchen.

After he disappeared, Nan Su waved his fist forcefully again.

He suddenly hated Dianchen's meek personality who only acted but didn't talk. What's the purpose of the mouth? Is it only used for kissing?Damn, I really want to beat this bitch to death!

But beating is impossible, so Nan Su decided to light Dian Chen on fire, forcing him to yell!

……

Throughout the ages, when most men say they will do anything for you, they mean fighting off slimes and slaying dragons, not washing and cooking.

In this case, the advantages of practicing Buddha-recitation all the year round are compared.

At the very least, he is a compassionate person who has no interest in slaying evil dragons, and while other men are slaying evil dragons with their veiny hands, he just quietly walked to the back of the kitchen, rolled up his sleeves, and beat an egg.

Years of life in the temple did not cause him to develop the luxury of other princes. The servants are all asleep now, and he does not intend to wake them up.

After cutting the onions, not long after, there was the sound of boiling water in the kitchen...

However, when he walked into the bedroom with the steaming hot noodles all night, the room was already empty.

"..."

The quilt was spread messily on the bed, and the cub that was supposed to be inside had disappeared.

Dianchen looked around, put down the bowl, and then sat on the stool safely.Tired of waiting, he took off the small sandalwood beads on his wrist and began to coil them slowly.

Time passed by every minute and every second, and the bedroom was still as quiet as water.

After a while, Dianchen lowered his eyebrows and glanced at the blue and white porcelain bowl, and said, "The noodles are going to be lumpy."

At this moment, a sound finally came from the closet. Although no one spoke, it seemed to be reminding: Hush, don't talk, I will hide in the closet...

Dian Chen wrapped the beads back around his wrist, stood up and said, "What a headache, where is my lady?"

He deliberately stepped up his steps, walked around the room several times, looked behind the curtains, looked under the table, and finally walked to the wardrobe, pulled it away, and said with a smile: "It's hard for me to find."

The cub inside blinked, the docile deer jumped, the soft night wind blew, the distant stars twinkled, his heart melted, but not just once...

Zai Zai clenched his fists, seemed a little dissatisfied that he could only find him at this moment, his tear-stained handsome face wrinkled into a ball, and said viciously: "Even if you make noodles for me, I will not forgive you!"

Dianchen raised his eyebrows: "Okay, I've already eaten the noodles, so don't be angry."

Someone petrified: "..."

Dianchen couldn't hold back anymore, his broad shoulders shook twice, but he couldn't laugh out loud, he just stretched out his long arms, and hugged Nan Su firmly.

After putting him down on the table, Dianchen suddenly thought of something, took a soft blanket from the small table, and carefully placed it on the stool, then led him to sit down, and then pushed the bowl over: "Eat, Don't let it cool down."

Nan Su sat down resentfully, then, with a "hiss" in his throat, he grinned his teeth in pain.

But when he saw the bowl of plain noodles sprinkled with chopped scallions, his Adam's apple rolled, and as soon as he picked up the chopsticks, he slammed them together on the table -- he really looked very uneducated.

But Dianchen smiled at the corner of his mouth and said nothing.

Yes, he has told him before, as long as he doesn't go shopping, he can try to accept everything about him.Now that I think about it, he is indeed too paranoid. In 17 years, even everything in the world has changed. Who can remain the same?

When he is trying to covet the purity of the first snow, he must also learn to clean the mud after the first snow melts—they are opposite, but they are one.

"Why are you staring at me?" Suddenly, Nan Su raised his face and said.

Dianchen regained his senses, raised a cup of tea naturally, twisted the lid and rubbed it gracefully at the mouth of the cup: "Why not, let's watch you eat noodles."

Nan Su stared: "Why the hell are you so fierce?"

"?"

Dianchen stopped his movements and raised his eyes: "Where am I so fierce?"

Nan Su seemed to be even angrier: "Look at you eating noodles!"

Sometimes, when the man who has been bent loses his temper, it is as unreasonable as a woman.

Dianchen had never had a woman before, but he suddenly understood the helplessness of all the husbands in the world.He paused, adjusted his tone slightly, touched the top of Nan Su's head with his big hand, and said in a warm voice: "I'm watching you eating noodles."

Nan Su took a look at him and started working hard again.

Dianchen asked: "Are the noodles delicious?"

Nan Su slurped the noodles, and suddenly raised a smile, with two crooked eyes: "It's delicious!"

Dian Chen: "..."

He was dazed for a moment, suppressing the urge to kiss his wife, just smiled and raised his hand to wipe the soup from the corner of his mouth.Comparing Nansu's changes before and after, Dianchen suddenly felt that modal particles seemed to be a kind of learning.

After eating, Dianchen carried Nan Su back to the bed, and covered Nan Su with a quilt, but he didn't leave just yet.

The two had been sleeping in separate rooms before, and even if they had the occasional chance to sleep together, they were all sharing the same bed and having different dreams.

However, when a tube full of incense was poured in to help them forcefully break through a twisted rope, the moment their fingers interlocked, they knew what the other party had taken and what was left behind, and, this smell The aftermath was enough to wash away their shyness about life.

Dian Chen looked at Nan Su, only felt that his red eyes still had tears from memory, so he couldn't help rolling his Adam's apple, then bent down and kissed him, and said, "Sleep together in the future, is it okay?"

"..."

Nan Su was startled, then suddenly became excited: "I don't, I don't want to..."

Dianchen realized something and wanted to laugh.He thought that Nan Su would probably stay away from incense all his life.

However, under his gentle comfort, the extremely frightened Zai Zai calmed down a little bit.

When he saw a certain hand unconsciously grasping the clothes on his chest, Dianchen didn't ask any more, just kissed him while taking off his outer robe, and then got into bed and gently embraced him in his arms.

One sentence can sum up all the details, the halo, the pain, and the result of that distraught morning.

Dianchen lifted his black hair away, and only then revealed a purple mark on his neck. After staring at it for a moment, he felt a little depressed: He really couldn't remember the specific process clearly. The only clear memory was this face. When will he wait? , I must light up all the lights in the room, and then...

"If you don't say good night, I will go to sleep!" Nan Su suddenly said viciously.

Dirty words are already his usual modal particles, but it can be seen that after he finished speaking, he felt some kind of mismatch between himself and Dianchen, tilted his head in a blink of an eye, and added in a low voice: "Well, Confucius is asleep too... Zhuangzi , and Mencius is asleep too..."

"…Ah."

I really underestimate him, but he actually knows about Confucius and Mencius.Dianchen's heart became so soft all of a sudden, and Qingjuan's brows and eyes were shining with ease, so he smiled and said: "Okay, good night."

However, seeing him laughing at herself, Nan Su felt annoyed, what's so funny about it?He has always been more powerful when he is more embarrassing and annoyed. He immediately raised his fist the size of a casserole pot: "You fucking laugh! Laugh again, I will put a jerk in your mouth!"

Dian Chen: "..."

A moment of silence.

His voice became a little tense, but he still laughed with his usual understatement: "Haha...ha?"

The ending has the meaning of asking.

Unsurprisingly, Dianchen was kicked out of the bedroom in the end.

At this moment, the high sky is full of stars, and the damp cold air seems to have stiffened even the stars.

The man stood silently outside the door for a moment, took a deep breath, and looked up at the sky full of stars.

Be quiet.He pressed his heart vigorously, but it didn't work, so he beat it with his fist in a muffled sound.After a long time, he walked slowly towards his yard, and dimples appeared on his cheeks unconsciously...

--very nice.

——Feeling like a daughter-in-law.