how to kill a roommate

All afternoon, Chai Xiaoshou ignored Tang Xiaogong.

At first Tang Xiaogong thought he was hiding because he was being laughed at by him, but later he noticed the signs.

During dinner, Tang Xiaogong had something to go out, so he enslaved Chai Xiaoshou to bring him dinner, and sent a text message.

Tang Xiaogong: Waste of wood, I am busy with government affairs today, so I will prepare a portion of rice for dinner.

Chai Xiaoshou received the text message and was just about to go back, but the scene of Tang Xiaogong and his sister exchanging WeChat in the self-study room in the morning suddenly flashed in his mind.

That scumbag, who wants to bring him food!

Chai Xiaoshou deleted all the typed words and continued to play happily.

Tang Xiaogong waited and waited, but he didn't see a reply, so he called back angrily.

Chai Xiaoshou was having a good time playing, and picked it up without even looking at it.

Tang Xiaogong: Damn!Are you a good-for-nothing? !Why don't you reply to my message!

Chai Xiaoshou was also angry when he heard it: Go back to your sister!You thought the young master was really bullied by you!Where there is oppression, there is resistance!I'm not serving you anymore!Do you think text messages are cheap?Who the hell still uses SMS when you have WeChat!I don't have the spare money to reply you!Find the girl you gave on WeChat!

After shouting, Chai Xiaoshou feels refreshed, Nima hasn't been so comfortable for a long time, is there any reason!

With a wave of his paw, he hung up the phone very handsomely.Chai Xiaoshou praised silently, he also has such a cool, handsome and domineering side!

Tang Xiaogong was hung up on the phone for the first time, and he was furious!

After hanging up several times, Chai Xiaoshou actually shut down the phone!

Tang Xiaogong clutched the phone tightly, you good-for-nothing dare to rebel? !

Chai Xiaoshou, who had a good time, knew that he would suffer disaster at night, so he rolled onto the upper bunk and pretended to die before seven o'clock.

I couldn't help but secretly proud of myself: Hmph, even if you don't dare to crawl to me to find fault.If you really climb up. . .I will kick!Hey, serial scud!I kick kick kick!

Chai Xiaoshou started to warm up, practiced it a few times first, and was very satisfied.

But he seems to have forgotten that Mr. S went home tonight, and little M went to pick up girls at night. The situation is still very dangerous. . .

Even though Chai Xiaoshou was on the upper bunk, he was still restless and couldn't sleep at all.

Depend on!It's almost 12 o'clock, and that scumbag hasn't come back yet!Should I really go on a date with that girl? . .

Chai Xiao was angry, he really was a beast in clothes!

The more Chai Xiaoshou thought about it, the angrier he became, and the angrier he became, the more he couldn't sleep.He felt angry, and he was very irritable!

Go down and drink some water.

Ahhh it's still hot!Just put on your upper body!

Chai Xiaoshou took off half of his shirt when the exhausted Tang Xiaoluo rolled back reeking of alcohol.

After the lights were turned off, the bedroom was very dark, and Tang Xiaogong's mobile phone just caught Chai Xiaoshou's white belly.

Time has to stand still =-=

Chai Xiaoshou subconsciously made a movement to protect her chest, crossing her hands and hugging her shoulders. . .

Tang Xiaogong's cell phone suddenly went off.

Tang Xiaogong coughed in embarrassment for Mao.

Tang Xiaogong: Cough. . .The phone is dead.

Chai Xiaoshou was stunned for a few seconds, then responded silently: Oh. . .

Chai Xiaoshou reached out to touch the mobile phone on the table, not wanting to trip over the chair.

According to the development of the romance drama, it should hit Tang Xiaogong's arms or Tang Xiaogong's hero save the beauty, but our Chai Xiaoshou is not so lucky ╮(￣▽￣")╭

He bumped his head against the corner of the table very sincerely, and let out an "ah" in pain.

Tang Xiaogong was also a little surprised when he heard the screams. After his eyes got used to the darkness, he slowly reached forward with his hands.

Tang Xiaogong asked nervously: What's wrong with you?ah? !

Chai Xiaoshou cried: I knocked on the table.

Tang Xiaogong felt for the sound, and slapped Chai Xiaoshou's face.

Chai Xiaoshou was ashamed and angry: Where should I touch it!

Tang Xiaogong was also angry: Damn!I can't see it!You think I want to touch your snot!

Chai Xiaoshou shouted: Then you can't even know where your chest is! ! !Look where you put your hands! ! !

Tang Xiaogong was speechless, this time it was really not intentional, he drank some wine and lost his aim. . .Do you believe it(﹁"﹁)

Tang Xiaogong: Then tell me where to touch it!How do I know where you hit me?

Chai Xiaoshou grabbed Tang Xiaogong's salty pig's hand and pulled it hard, putting it on his hip bone.

Chai Xiaoshou: Here, here!Stop groping!

The touch of Tang Xiaogong's hands, in addition to the protruding hip bones, there is also a pair of pajama pants that are half off. . .Expose half of the small inside.

Tang Xiaogong suddenly felt his nasal cavity heat up, and was frightened by the picture in his brain! ! !

He jerked his hands and stood up quickly, Chai Xiaoshou was startled.

Shit, what is this guy doing? !

Tang Xiaogong held his nose to calm himself down, but he didn't want his dirty thoughts to be discovered, so he rushed to speak first!

Tang Xiaogong: Do you have any morals, what a bitch!To actually let me touch something on my own initiative, what kind of intentions are there!

It's been a long time since Chai Xiaoshou heard Tang Xiaogong scold him for being a bitch, and since the two of them had such an ambiguous affair, the feeling of talking has become very strange.

Now that counts. . .Return to normal mode?

But Chai Xiaoshou still felt very wronged, alas, this sentence is too hurtful.

Chai Xiaoshou didn't speak, but got up silently, and then stumbled to the upper bunk, weeping quietly. . .

It's really not Su, if you are insulted by someone you like (of course Chai Xiaoshou didn't find out), your heart will be broken if it's not glass~ Poor Chai Xiaoshou.

Tang Xiaogong felt uncomfortable when he heard the stumbling sound.Sure enough, I was too quick to say too much. . .

Tang Xiaogong, who was already very tired, was exhausted physically and mentally. He just wanted to lie down on the upper bunk and rest.

But in love, everyone will become funny, and male gods are no exception.

Tang Xiaogong also silently climbed up to plug in the power bank for his phone, and lay there silently thinking about it.Originally, I was going to scold him for hanging up the phone when I came back, and I didn’t want to pursue it when I was tired, but when I came back, I got this far =-=

After a while, Chai Xiaoshou's cell phone rang on the table.

Chai Xiaoshou, who was very sad at first, didn't want to deal with the deadly mobile phone, but he was always arguing non-stop, and he didn't seem to be bothered!

After the bell rang for the sixth time, Chai Xiaoshou frantically rushed down to look at it, then picked it up and cursed.

Chai Xiaoshou: You are so crazy, don’t you feel that you are mentally disturbed enough to have hallucinations and obsessive-compulsive disorder when you disturb people’s sleep?Does your mother know that you are so noisy! ! !

After yelling, Chai Xiaoshou felt a little relieved, but heard a familiar voice appearing after the phone was silent for a few seconds. . .Tang, Xiao, Gong! ! ==