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Chai Xiaoshou lost his temper immediately, he really didn't want to say anything more to Tang Xiaogong.

Tang Xiaogong's voice on the phone was unexpectedly deep and gentle

Tang Xiaogong: Don't hang up!Were you angry just now? . .

Chai Xiao was furious and kept silent.

Tang Xiaogong: Hello!I'm just talking casually. . . ==

Chai Xiao was angry: Ha ha == the unintentional words may be the truth

Tang Xiaogong is really not suitable for the gentle attack mode, and he becomes irritable after a few words.

Tang Xiaogong: Damn!What do you want? !

Chai Xiaoshou: Are you running out of phone bills?nerve!

After hanging up the phone angrily, Chai Xiaoshou quickly climbed to the upper bunk and pretended to be dead.

Of course, Tang Xiaogong is not the type of stalker, so bad!

He was also annoyed and pinched his phone hard, okay, this guy kicked his nose on his face!

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Tang Xiaogong was exhausted physically and mentally but still couldn't fall asleep. He rolled around there, pricking up his ears to listen to Chai Xiaoshou's movement from time to time.

Damn, this good-for-nothing fell asleep so peacefully? !

The more Tang Xiaogong thought about it, the more he had to think of a way to cure him.

Poor Chai Xiaoshou couldn't sleep, he was wronged and angry, his hips were swollen with pain, and he curled up there with tears in his eyes.

Tang Xiaogong climbed down lightly, not daring to open his phone, and sneaked up to Chai Xiaoshou like a thief.

Chai Xiaoshou was in a half-dream and half-awake state, turned around with a whimper, and just moved his face to the outside, and Tang Xiaogong's claws were pressing on his face!

Tang Xiaogong realized that the place he pressed was near his nose, so he quickly squeezed his nose and covered his mouth before Chai Xiaoshou roared in surprise.==

Chai Xiao was quite frightened, thinking that a thief had come to the dormitory, and was about to pee in fright.

Tang Xiaogong felt the softness of the lips and the quick breath in the palm of his hand, it was itchy to scratch.

Although there was no one else in the dormitory, Tang Xiaogong still unconsciously lowered his voice: Don't shout, it's me.

Chai Xiaoshou was wandering between urinating and not urinating, and when he heard that it was this product, he immediately softened into a ball.

Tang Xiaogong reluctantly let go.

Chai Xiaoshou: Tang scum, you want to murder me!

Tang Xiaogong: If you want to be so coquettish, don't you just cover your mouth!

Chai Xiaoshou: Get out!You fucking pinched your nose, okay?The young master was almost scared to pee!

Tang Xiaogong: Conditioned reflex. . .Don't pay attention to details ==

Chai Xiaoshou:. . . . . .

Tang Xiaogong jumped up, squeezed and lay down next to him.The feeling of holding the ladder with one hand is not very good, but the upper bunk is more moist ╮(￣▽￣")╭

Chai Xiaoshou was squeezed to the side of the guardrail, just hitting his hip bone.

Chai Xiaoshou: Ah, I'll go!Your sister, it hurts me to death. . .

Tang Xiaogong hurriedly turned sideways and asked: What's wrong?

Chai Xiaoshou: I rely on it. . .You lean over there, my hips hurt QAQ

Tang Xiaogong moved quickly, and a big hand groped over to avoid suspicion.

Tang Xiaogong was afraid of the heat and had to go to sleep, and Chai Xiaoshou felt a stove covering his body head-on, and he often felt oppressed.

Chai Xiaoshou thought of the previous humiliation, and pushed with both hands: Get up!You scum!

Well~ Tang Xiaogong has such strong chest muscles, and everyone is embarrassed to be eaten tofu innocently at an untimely time ╮(￣▽￣")╭

Wipe, it feels so good!

Chai Xiaoshou rubbed his palms desperately, and Tang Xiaogong immediately grabbed his wretched paws, then turned over and half-ridden on him.

Although Chai Xiaoshou has never had a female vote so far, fortunately, she has rich experience in Two-dimensional!In an instant he felt something bad was going on down there (†"﹝)

Chai Xiaoshou's face was on fire in an instant, luckily there was no lamp!

Tang Xiaogong's blood surged even more, and he couldn't help himself. He was so embarrassed that he could only lie on Chai Xiaoshou's body, not daring to move.

Chai Xiaoshou suddenly felt, shit!He was the one who stood up irregularly, why am I embarrassed? !

Thinking of this, Chai Xiaoshou suddenly calmed down, and even developed a wretched mentality of gloating.

In order to add fuel to the fire, the high-energy Chai Xiaoshou moved and rubbed in a very "dark belly", and then began to criticize Tang Xiaogong.

Chai Xiaoshou: Sir, are you dissatisfied with desire?Oh hehehe ==

Tang Xiaogong panted slightly and tried to calm down, and he had no time to talk to him at all.

Seeing that he missed a hit, Chai Xiaoshou wanted to mess around again.

As soon as he was about to speak, Tang Xiaogong immediately threatened: If you dare to mess around again, I will not punish you!

Chai Xiaoshou's built-in 213 skills are all lit up, and his viciousness is comparable to that of Nanny Rong by the Daming Lake!

Chai Xiaoshou: Haha, it's a joke, the young master is also a strong man, you. . .

Before he finished speaking, Tang Xiaogong attacked the city in a fit of rage, and the blind man smeared the black and the gray often accurately blocked that provocative tongue.

Of course, this is not the first time. Although Chai Xiaoshou's heartbeat increased, he also secretly encouraged himself to hold on, hold on!

kindness?what's the situation?

Hello! (#`O′) What are you doing with that tongue! ! !There was no such attribute before, okay! ! !

Chai Xiaoshou flaunted his teeth and claws to resist, but all of them were violently suppressed!

The depression and noise tonight became the trigger for this moment, Tang Xiaogong felt that the mine that had been entangled in his heart for a long time was finally detonated by a single spark!

Thinking for a long time, depressed for a long time, sorting out and avoiding, restless and approaching uncontrollably, all within minutes.Regardless of his so many gossips, didn't he promise to live in the present?

How to say that sentence, others laugh at me too crazy, I laugh at others can't see through ╮(￣▽￣")╭

The suddenly enlightened Tang Xiaogong wanted to grin wildly while enjoying the beauty's nourishment!

Wow Kaka Kaka, the uncle can finally kiss Fangze!

Chai Xiaoshou went from being shocked and terrified at the beginning to being completely at a loss as to where she was now. With a shy face, she closed her eyes and raised her chin, enjoying herself happily.

Of course, he is still hypnotizing himself: Ah, it’s been a long time since I’ve been treated, should I last longer today?

Tsk tsk, the beauty of dry wood and fire is beyond words, if it continues, will it be straight HE?

That must not work (﹃"﹃) a certain gentleman with hidden attributes has yet to appear!!!

Just when the two of them got carried away, the door lock snapped open. . .

The two automatically paused and raised their ears to listen.

After hearing a hiccup, someone walked in unsteadily.

Tang Xiaogong turned around and saw that it was Mr. M who was holding a mobile phone and came back from a counterattack in the middle of the night! ! !

Fuck!At such a critical moment, why did this guy come to make up for the knife? ! ! !

Xiao M closed the door casually and climbed onto the ladder on Tang Xiaogong's side.The two slept opposite each other, which is why the road vacuum cleaner that delivered charcoal to Mao Xuezhong was Tang Xiaogong~

Little M: ​​Huh?Uncle Tang is not here?belch!Damn, there won't be another girl throwing herself into her arms again. . .

After finishing speaking, he fell asleep.

The speaker is not interested in the listener, and Chai Xiaoshou uses his limited IQ to silently meditate on the phrase "throw yourself in the arms".

Shit, how did little M know that the scum has a girl, and she basically hangs out with him every day but doesn't make it! ! !Nima Hulu Don, you really are a scum! ! !

Tang Xiaogong felt his face move, and Chai Xiaoshou tore his mouth to both sides ==