how to kill a roommate

Although the library is warm in winter and cool in summer with air-conditioning, Chai Xiaoshou played too late last night and has been lazy and listless.The twisted high numbers tormented his nervous breakdown, if it wasn't for Tang Xiaogong sitting next to him, he would have fallen asleep without hesitation.

Chai Xiaoshou looked at Tang Xiaogong who was writing vigorously, turned his head away secretly, propped up his right arm to hold the pen, pretended to be a thinker, and then closed his eyes with peace of mind. ==

Tang Xiaogong calculated the questions, and found that the stupid good-for-nothing didn't move for a long time, and he leaned on his right arm to look at the back of Chai Xiaoshou's head.

One minute passed, and Tang Xiaogong felt drowsy, but Chai Xiaoshou was still motionless!

Tang Xiaogong reached out and carefully pulled off the pen hanging from Chai Xiaoshou, but there was no response!

Tang Xiaogong is furious!I will accompany you to the self-study, but you are fine, and fell asleep leisurely by yourself.Take me for 213, shit!

Tang Xiaogong put his foot on Chai Xiaoshou's instep as if nothing had happened, and then pushed hard!

Chai Xiaoshou: Ah! ! !Fuck who stepped on me!

Staring at the messy-haired Chai Xiaoshou with red eyes and angrily glaring!

After all eyes in the self-study room came over, Chai Xiaoshou blushed and sat down silently, covering his face with a book.

Tang Xiaogong gloated.

After a few minutes, Chai Xiaoshou felt safe, and then slowly revealed a pair of big eyes, glaring at Tang Xiaogong angrily.

The big eyelashes fluttered, and the watery eyes didn't seem angry, it was more appropriate to use coquettishness.

Tang Xiaogong was in a great mood, seeing Chai Xiaoshou's blinking eyes and heartbeat speeding up, he even imagined the pouting red lips below!Both sides of the face are swollen into buns, it would be best if you take a bite (﹃) saliva

Tang Xiaogong, who was caught in the delusion of a chimpanzee, turned into a wax figure with the corners of his mouth upturned, which frightened Chai Xiao for a moment.

After looking at each other "affectionately" for 10 seconds, Chai Xiaoshou frowned, stretched out his claws and waved in front of Tang Xiaogong.

Aware of his gaffe, Tang Xiaogong glared vigorously in order to save face, causing Chai Xiaoshou, who was already insane, to tremble inexplicably.

Chai Xiao suffered a lot and forced her face to pass a note: Your Majesty, can we go back to the palace?

Tang Xiaogong narrowed his eyes: How many minutes have you been here?You have only done a few questions!

Chai Xiaoshou: The slave came up with Gong QAQ

Tang Xiaogong: (#‵′) How dare you not even know that there are toilets in the library? !I really think highly of you =-=

Chai Xiaoshou: Your Majesty, the toilets in the palace are more comfortable.

Tang Xiaogong: Hold on!

Chai Xiaoshou: Long live! ! !How can this be held back! ! !

Tang Xiaogong: Dare to resist the edict?

Chai Xiaoshou:. . .Look at my death-free gold medal!

Tang Xiaogong:. . .You will be suffocated?

Chai Xiaoshou:. . .

The two people exchanged notes happily, and the man on the opposite side couldn't take it anymore, probably because the aura between the two of them was too strong, and the flirtatious eye contact finally scared the man away.

After Tang Xiaogong and Chai Xiaoshou looked at each other, Chai Xiaoshou shamelessly put the book in that one silently, and then stretched his legs to the side of the empty seat in a good mood.

Tang Xiaogong sneered, looking at the future of this good-for-nothing.

The other man on the opposite side was probably offended by such a shameless behavior, so he also packed up and left.

Just as Tang Xiaogong was about to put the book away, two cute girls came.

Cute girl A asked Chai Xiaoshou: Is there anyone in these two positions?

As soon as Chai Xiaoshou saw his sister, his legs went limp, and he immediately brought the book over like a dog, and stretched out his hand in a very gentlemanly manner, motioning for a seat.

Tang Xiaogong watched coldly, without any expression.

Chai Xiaoshou bowed his head and pretended to be studying, while sneaking eyes at the two girls.

Alas, there are two here, which one should I choose?It's really nerve-wracking~ ahahahahahahaha

Chai Xiaoshou grinned YY, and suddenly felt a chill down his back. . .

Tang Xiaogong stared at him with a half-smile, and Chai Xiaoshou felt goosebumps, thinking to himself: What kind of nerve is this guy.

Facing the cute girl, Chai Xiaoshou, who had already lost his mind, completely ignored Tang Xiaogong's reaction, and continued his nasty behavior of peeping with his head tilted.

The two girls also peeked at them, whispered to each other from time to time, and then smiled knowingly.

Tang Xiaogong sneered in his heart, you're a loser!

Seeing that the two girls were peeking at them again, Tang Xiaogong simply put his arms around Chai Xiaoshou's shoulders.

Chai Xiaoshou was so happy that he was aiming, but when someone touched him and thought he had been discovered peeping, he immediately blushed in fright.

Tang Xiaogong slowly moved closer to his ear, and whispered in a volume that could be heard by four people: Honey, didn't you want to go back just now?Why don't you go?

Chai Xiaoshou's eyes widened in shock.

Damn, is this guy crazy!You actually called me darling!

Chai Xiaoshou felt as though the top of his head was being struck by five thunders, and Sanguan was chopped into slag, but his whole body felt numb, which was both strange and comfortable. . .

Seeing that he didn't respond, Tang Xiaogong made further accusations. He rubbed his nose against Chai Xiaoshou's neck ambiguously, and a smirk formed at the corner of his mouth.

Chai Xiaoshou reacted violently, his whole body ripened into grapes.

Packing things in a hurry, he rushed out of the study room like crazy.

Satisfied with the desired effect, Tang Xiaogong smiled charmingly at the two staring girls before leaving, and walked away.

Cute girl A: If I wipe it, my mother will know that the library is a mature place for adultery!

Cute Girl B: That’s right, they say that the school only has four wild mandarin ducks, and they all forgot about the study room!

After talking about the acquaintance of the two people, they smiled. Today is really a good harvest~~~

Of course, at this time Tang Xiaogong didn't know that he was selling rot, but he would know later, hehe, that's another story.

Chai Xiaoshou ran out in a hurry, and gasped within a few steps.Tang Xiaogong caught up without blushing, and watched the show with his hands crossed.

Chai Xiaoshou blushed when she saw him, and was too embarrassed to ask what happened just now, so she muttered by herself.

After seeing enough of the good show, Tang Xiaogong took the people and left.

Chai Xiaoshou: Hey, what are you doing?I can walk by myself!

Tang Xiaogong let go, and Chai Xiaoshou almost kissed the ground.

The sad and angry Chai Xiao glared at being wronged, Tang Xiaogong touched his nose and turned his eyes and walked forward.

Chai Xiaoshou felt unhappy, and kicked the stone with his head down.

A tree in front has grown crookedly, and its branches are twisted and crooked.

Tang Xiaogong bent slightly and easily dodged.

Chai Xiaoshou didn't pay much attention to it, she was still feeling awkward.Seeing that Tang Xiaogong just bent over slightly, he thought that he was half a head shorter than him, so he probably didn't even have to lower his head.

then. . .He walked over in such a swaggering way, and was greeted by the branches.

Tang Xiaogong heard the exclamation behind him and looked back, laughing wildly without moral integrity.

Chai Xiaoshou removed the branches stuck in his hair, and finally the small universe exploded.

Chai Xiaoshou: You bastard and scum! ! !You deliberately hurt me! ! !

Tang Xiaogong's face turned cold when he heard it: Yo, you blame me for bumping into it?

Chai Xiaoshou: The tree is not tall at all, you just bend over a little and you bump into it, it must be your fault!

Tang Xiaogong couldn't stop laughing when he heard the reason.

Tang Xiaogong: You still don't believe me when I say you're useless. Didn't you see me bend my legs when I bent over? !There is a manhole cover below, I don't want to step on it, I just step over it!

Chai Xiaoshou took a look, hey, there really is a manhole cover. . .

I'm so embarrassed! ! !

Realizing that he had wronged someone, Chai Xiaoshou felt ashamed.

If you don't do it and don't stop, the 36 plan is the best plan!

Before Tang Xiaogong laughed enough, he actually ran away. . .