how to kill a roommate

Generally speaking, a stupid little shou must have a nirvana, and it is likely to be an invisible master!

However, it can be seen from daily life that such a urinating brat like Chai Xiaoshou is doomed to be kept until he dies ==

Tang Xiaogong is exceptionally powerful, he is a tall, rich, handsome, and domineering male god, well, if you ignore the indecent bug of snoring.

There is a tall tree in the university, and there are many, many people hanging on it.

Chai Xiaoshou has already climbed onto the branch of a tree, and is waiting to be hung up by the teacher to dry.

Every day I was tortured by high numbers and sighed, and I didn't even feel like browsing the web anymore! ! !

All the roommates knew that he was close to going berserk, so they usually stayed away.

Chai Xiaoshou was even more worried, how much he wanted to review with everyone! ! !

There are so many high-level math questions that he doesn't know, twisting and laughing at himself, which always makes Chai Xiaoshou. He is full of energy and thinks of the "useless firewood" that Tang Xiaogong is talking about.

Those unscrupulous roommates went to the library to occupy seats at 5 in the morning, and came back in groups after the lights were turned off at night. Except for the compulsory courses, Chai Xiaoshou couldn't even touch them!

Depend on!Isn't it just a high number!It's hairy!I can always give up on myself!

From then on, Chai Xiaoshou began to be in a decadent mode, and Sadako possessed him.

Tang Xiaogong didn't know what he was busy with recently, so he finally had a free day.

Tang Xiaogong: You good-for-nothing, why are you still in the dormitory?Aren't you afraid of failing high math?

Chai Xiaoshou turned his head quietly, blinked dully, and then turned around slowly.

Tang Xiaogong waited for him to speak with his hips akimbo and legs shaking.

Chai Xiaoshou suddenly felt the cold wind blowing from behind, his waist no longer collapsed, his back no longer arched, and even his calves, which were coiled, let go.

Chai Xiaoshou burst into tears in silence, and shouted Tang Xiaogong.

Chai Xiaoshou: Uncle Tang, I really don't know how to do it. . . QAQ Learning is also a problem, and not learning is also a problem. How can I go online? !

Tang Xiaogong flicked his forehead unceremoniously, and then wiped Chai Xiaoshou's clothes in disgust.

Tang Xiaogong: Okay, you, have you grown up?Dare to ask the uncle for advice and bargain to drag the ancient text?Your face hasn't been washed for a few days, it's covered in oil, isn't it disgusting?

Chai Xiaoshou wailed: Master, it’s not that the slaves don’t want to, it’s because the hot weather and inner worries lead to exuberant energy and blood. . .

Tang Xiaogong grabbed the collar and dragged him up.

Tang Xiaogong: With your looks, you still dare to talk poorly in front of the master, so wash your face quickly, and follow the master to the library later.

Chai Xiaoshou: Is there still space in the library?

Tang Xiaogong kicked him mercilessly and sent him off.

When we arrived at the library, it was really overcrowded, Chai Xiaoshou snickered secretly, waiting to see Tang Xiaogong's jokes.

Tang Xiaogong stared, turned around and walked in gracefully.

After strolling around, Tang Xiaogong took someone with him and directed Chai Xiaoshou to an empty seat in a corner.

Chai Xiaoshou asked with his eyes: Just me?

Tang Xiaogong narrowed his eyes, and Chai Xiaoshou obediently walked over with his schoolbag in his hand, turning his head every step of the way.

After a few minutes, Tang Xiaogong walked over slowly and handed a note to the girl next to Chai Xiaoshou.

Note: Hello classmate, is your boyfriend next to you?

The girl looked up and saw the tall, rich and handsome male god, she was shy and replied earnestly: No, what's wrong?

Chai Xiaoshou didn't pay attention just now, but this girl is not bad at all!Just the type of innocence I like!

Tang Xiaogong was about to hand over the note, but when he saw Chai Xiaoshou's bear, his teeth itch with hatred.

Okay, you dare to be so blatant in front of Lao Tzu, wouldn't you be even more brazen when I'm not around! ! !

Tang Xiaogong took back the note with a smile, and wrote again: Is it convenient to exchange WeChat IDs with me?

The girl was about to bury her head in her chest in embarrassment, and wrote down her WeChat ID coyly, with a penguin and a mobile phone number attached!

Tang Xiaogong handsomely took out his love madness and shook it with his hand.The girl understood and also picked up the phone.

Chai Xiaoshou was very speechless at first, not knowing what Tang Xiaogong wanted to do.now. . .

There is a little monster roaring in Chai Xiaoshou's heart: Hulu Don, you bastard!It's okay to bully me normally, but she hooked up with a younger sister in front of my face!Don't even take me seriously!Nima is still laughing!Are you joking? !Smiling so coquettishly, be careful with epilepsy!Fuck, they even exchanged WeChat messages, girl, don't give it to this scumbag!This kind of playboy must have no less than 10 WeChat trumpets to catch girls, so don't be fooled!Tang scum, your sister!I don't have your WeChat ID yet, okay? ! !

Chai Xiao is stared at by me!Shit, actually ignore it? !

Glaring! !Damn, ignore it again!

Stare hard! ! !Nima! ! !When I'm transparent! ! !

Tang Xiaogong naturally saw it, and purely ignored it ==

Tang Xiaogong sent a WeChat message to his sister: Nice to meet you, can I help you with something?Little effort~~~

The girl was fascinated by Tang Xiaogong's cute three wavy lines, she bit her lips and replied: What?

Tang Xiaogong: The one next to you is my boyfriend, who just acted like a baby and insisted that I sit over, so can you. . .

Chai Xiaoshou witnessed the whole process of the girl's face changing from white to red, from red to purple, and from purple to green.

When he was still ignorant, the girl packed up her things in a hurry and "fleeed with her life"?

Chai Xiaoshou glared at the culprit angrily: Damn!How did you scare the girl and scare people away!

Tang Xiaogong slanted the corner of his mouth and ignored him, and slapped his high number on his face, and the guy would be ashamed immediately.

Tang Xiaogong was very concerned about today's witty blooming, and the corner of his mouth was always raised.

Chai Xiaoshou was physically and mentally exhausted from being tortured by high mathematics, and he was always suffering.

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