how to kill a roommate

On the weekend, Chai Xiaoshou went home to attend the wedding, and finally stayed at home. He insisted on catching the bus back to school on Monday morning.

Just sleep for another 5 minutes (～﹃～)~zZ

Well, there are still 30 seconds left, then close your eyes and rest~

Alas, I really don’t remember ╮(￣▽￣")╭

I rely on!Is the alarm clock broken?Why don't you remind me after 10 minutes! ! !

Chai Xiaoshou turned on the crazy mode, didn't even have time to eat breakfast, and rushed out with a piece of bread in his mouth.

Huh~ It's so dangerous, I still caught up, there is still an hour before class, and it's here!

Driver: If you get on the bus later, please make up for the ticket

Chai Xiaoshou touched his shoulder. . .

Hey, where is my schoolbag! ! !Come on! ! !I forgot my urgent schoolbag on the sofa! ! !

Chai Xiaoshou blushed, and quietly touched his pocket again, it was really cleaner than his face. . .

Driver: Well, young man, make up for the ticket.

Chai Xiao couldn't be more ashamed, so she could only timidly say: Master, I forgot to bring my wallet. . .Wait for my friend to pick me up when I get off the bus, and then give it to you, okay?

The driver, wearing sunglasses, shook his head and nodded, continuing to drive HIGH.

Fortunately, the mobile phone is always on, otherwise it will be embarrassing!

Chai Xiaoshou quickly edited the text message and was just about to send it. After thinking about it, why did she send it to Hulu Tang?Damn, I was reflexed by his abuse!

After changing to roommate Xiao M, Chai Xiaoshou waited restlessly for a reply.

Damn, at this time, no one in this group of scammers is likely to be able to afford it!Little M, if you come to send charcoal in the snow, I will seal you as a good Chinese roommate!

Chai Xiaoshou waited for a minute and didn't get a reply, so he had to continue bombing.

Ten text messages were sent out, and Little M actually replied to the text messages!

Chai Xiaoshou: Little M, why did you call back!

Xiao Chai was very embarrassed. Everyone in the car knew that he hadn't brought any money when he made the phone call, and he lost all face! ! !

Tang Xiaogong's voice appeared in the microphone

Tang Xiaogong: What are you doing to die in the morning, you bastard!

Chai Xiaoshou: Why are you!

Tang Xiaogong: If you have something to say, say it quickly!Where do you get off, where will I pick you up.

Chai Xiao was wronged, why was he so angry early in the morning, every time he was angry ==

After reporting the location, Tang Xiaogong asked him to call him 10 minutes before getting off the bus.

Chai Xiaoshou: Master, when can we get to Road S?

Driver: Huh?oh, maybe 20 minutes

Chai Xiaoshou looked at the driver who had gotten carried away, and felt that it was really unreliable.

Silently edit the information: there are still 15 minutes to go!

Chai Xiaoshou clenched his fist and praised, he still has to rely on himself at the critical moment!

Monday was the peak traffic jam, and Chai Xiaoshou fell asleep in the traffic jam.The car has been relatively stationary for nearly 15 minutes and is still parked at the intersection.

The phone call came. . .

Chai Xiaoshou knew that he was going to face a violent storm, but he had to pick it up. The end of angering Hulu Tang was too miserable QAQ

Tang Xiaogong: Useless your sister! ! !I've been waiting for you for almost 20 minutes, and there's no sign of me!

Chai Xiaoshou: o(≧mouth≦)o I didn't mean it. . .At the beginning, we encountered a funeral convoy, a long, long car!Then blocked for a while. . .Later, our car encountered a traffic accident again, and we gambled for a while. . .

Tang Xiaogong: ...

Damn, can you be more unreliable, dear?

Chai Xiaoshou: QAQ I don't even want to kiss you!Wait a little longer, just a little bit. . .

Tang Xiaogong hung up the phone angrily

This block, to get off has been almost 50 minutes.

Chai Xiaoshou: Master, turn right on S road and stop, my friend is here to deliver the fare

Driver: OK!Is it a boyfriend or a girlfriend?

Chai Xiaoshou: Oh, it's a boyfriend!

After answering, Chai Xiaoshou felt a little wrong, but he didn't care.

The car stopped in front of Tang Xiaogong, and Chai Xiaoshou nodded and bowed down to take the money as if he was waiting for the uncle.

Driver: Yo, this is your boyfriend, he's so handsome!

Chai Xiaoshou: Haha, yes, yes, very handsome, master, check it out.

Driver: Oh, just right!This is the world now, tsk tsk

The car roared away, leaving a mouthful of exhaust fumes.

Chai Xiaoshou was baffled, thinking that the driver uncle was a little naughty?

Turning around, Tang Xiaogong quickly covered the corners of his slightly raised mouth.

The road was being built at this intersection, the dust was extremely heavy, and the sun was so poisonous, Tang Xiaogong blew on it for almost an hour, his face was covered in mud!

Chai Xiaoshou has an ideal in mind, Hulu Tang will be even more handsome if he washes it clean!

Knowing that he was wrong, Chai Xiaoseng obsequiously wiped Tang Xiaogong's sweat, which made the darkened Bao Gong's face less constipated.

Chai Xiaoshou: ...

Uncle, I was wrong, I didn't expect such a blockage. . .

Tang Xiaogong snorted coldly

Chai Xiaoshou: Uncle, we are almost late for class. . .By the way, why don't you sit in the car?

Tang Xiaogong squinted: Car?Don't you idiot know that this street is under construction!Do you think that like your IQ, the uncle needs to be squeezed to get out a drop of juice? !

Chai Xiaoshou: Yes, yes, sir, you are right!Then go to class. . .

Tang Xiaogong stared: What class are you taking?You can run so far with your small body without heat stroke!

Chai Xiaoshou:. . .Yes, you are right!That now. . . ?

Tang Xiaogong: Damn, uncle got up so early and hasn't had breakfast yet!

Chai Xiaoshou: Yes, yes, my little one is wrong!I'll treat you to dinner right away!

Tang Xiaogong looked at the mentally handicapped: Are you rich?

Chai Xiaoshou: ...

Tang Xiaogong carried him to KFC and blew the air-conditioning beautifully.

Tang Xiaogong: You should invite me for this breakfast, right?

Chai Xiaoshou: Right!

Tang Xiaogong: But you have no money, right?

Chai Xiaoshou: Right!

Tang Xiaogong: Then you will pay the bill with the money you borrowed from me, right?

Chai Xiaoshou:. . .

Tang Xiaogong glared!

Chai Xiaoshou: Right!

Tang Xiaogong: Very good, then this is a meal, right?

Chai Xiaoshou: Right!

Tang Xiaogong: Then I worked so hard to lend you this morning, uncle, you just said you were going to treat me, right?

Chai Xiaoshou vaguely felt that something was wrong, and opened his fingers to calculate.

Tang Xiaogong slapped the table, almost scared to pee!

Chai Xiaoshou: Right!

Tang Xiaogong nodded in satisfaction: Well, that's very good, then you owe me two meals and KFC money, the money is forfeited and converted into one meal, you owe me three meals in total, right?

Chai Xiaoshou frowned: It seems. . .

Tang Xiaogong: Answer me, am I right?

Chai Xiaoshou: Right! ! ! Σ(°△°|||)︴

The relationship between the two has also changed strangely since Tang Xiaogong sent charcoal in the snow.

Originally it was oppression and resistance, then it was hiding from each other, and now it is landlord exploitation and resignation ==

Chai Xiaoshou hates people touching his head the most, because it will ruin his hairstyle, and how it will affect his image of being brave and powerful!

But Tang Xiaogong always likes to oppress him, and he just wants to do something he doesn't like QAQ

Just rubbing his head and bouncing his forehead, Chai Xiaoshou's outlook on life has been refreshed, there is an illusion that the head is in the wrong position!

If you draw a few underworld lines on your shiny forehead, can it be used as the keys to play directly!

However, what is going on if you are not angry?Sure enough, after being suppressed for a long time, he returned to basics and turned into a real cheap bone. . .

Chai Xiaoshou was sad for a long time, and then gradually forgot about it.

The days of happy eggs (trouble) pain (teng) are still going on, and the mid-term exam will be due soon.

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