how to kill a roommate

As a Two-dimensional otaku, Chai Xiaoshou is a computer + picking up girls every day = Tang Xiaogong's bull's eyes + loud snoring

(╯｀□′)╯(┻━┻ is obviously an inequality, okay!!!

Ever since he found out that Tang Xiaogong wanted to cheat on him, Chai Xiaoshou had been in a state of nervousness all day long, and whenever Tang Xiaogong approached, he would look astonished as if he had been fertilized.

Tang Xiaogong was angry: "What's wrong with you? Are you sick!"

Chai Xiaoshou looked at the back of the slamming door, and pinched his face hard.

He couldn't help thinking: Ma Dan, am I really sick?I’ve been in a trance lately, and I can’t help but blush when I talk to him. I suddenly feel that his whole body is terribly charming. If you get close to him, you will be oppressed by male hormones and you will have difficulty breathing QAQ

The next day Tang Xiaogong accidentally discovered that there was a medicine box in Chai Xiaoshou's wastebasket.

Well, Tang Xiaogong has been rummaging through garbage since the rose incident, is he BT orz?

Tang Xiaogong was speechless, this idiot hid the medicine, but the medicine box was thrown out so clearly ==

When Chai Xiaoshou came back, he found Tang Xiaogong sitting beside him, and he automatically and consciously turned on his stealth skill to prepare to climb the ladder.

kindness?What is it?

Chai Xiaoshou struggled hard, and I will climb again!I suddenly felt that PP was cold. . .

Ahhh! ! !Pants are ripped off! ! !

The culprit also stared at Chai Xiaoshou in shock.

Tang Xiaogong: "You...you never look back"

Chai Xiaoshou: "I... how do I know it's you..."

The two blushed and stared at each other for a few seconds before Chai Xiaoshou remembered that little PP was still out, looking like a boy from a raped family, and hurriedly lifted up his pants.

Tang Xiaogong coughed to cover up, and started the ghost and animal interrogation mode.

Tang Xiaogong knocked on the table, pointed to the rows of medicine boxes and asked, "Is this your medicine?"

Chai Xiaoshou's eyes widened: "How did you find it!"

Tang Xiaogong smiled inscrutablely, and Chai Xiaoshou couldn't hold it anymore!

He rushed over and opened the drawer to look for medicine, like a crazy Teddy ==

Tang Xiaogong stopped him: "Why?! He rushed over like a mad dog!"

Chai Xiaoshou burst into tears: "I'm sick again, let me take medicine QAQ"

Tang Xiaogong was shocked: "What's wrong with you, why don't I know?!"

Chai Xiaoshou: "I only discovered it recently..."

Tang Xiaogong picked up the medicine box and pointed to it and asked, "Olanzapine tablets, sertraline hydrochloride tablets, do you know what these medicines are?!"

Chai Xiaoshou shook his head, and replied cautiously: "I just told the school doctor about my symptoms, and he prescribed a bunch of medicines for me..."

Tang Xiaogong got angry and asked again: "Then what about these cold medicines? And sleeping pills?"

Chai Xiaoshou was a little scared, and said obediently: "Don't kill me..."

Seeing his bear-like appearance, Tang Xiaogong became very angry, and couldn't help but yelled again.

Tang Xiaogong: "How did you live so long?!!! Why don't you have any common sense in life?!"

Tang Xiaogong threw the medicine box angrily, and continued to rage: "I won't say anything else, this, this! Pediatric cold pills? Don't tell me you don't even know the words!!!"

Tang Xiaogong was really defeated by him. It would be fine if he didn't pay attention to the amount of medicine, but the empty packaging bag clearly shows that the medicine has been taken! ! !

Chai Xiaoshou was about to cry after being trained, and shrank to the corner with tears in his eyes.

Seeing him like this, Tang Xiaogong's heart softened.

Reluctantly beckoning, Chai Xiaoshou shook his head.

Waving again, Chai Xiaoshou continued shaking his head.

The palm turned into a fist, and Chai Xiaoshou coaxed him to rub against it.

Chai Xiaoshou: "Don't attack me... I have a nervous breakdown..."

Tang Xiaogong smirked: "I think you are not only neurasthenic, but also mentally ill?"

Chai Xiaoshou opened his mouth wide and quickly stuffed an egg in.

Chai Xiaoshou: You, you, you found out? QAQ It seems that I am really ill! ! ! "

Tang Xiaogong was also shocked: "What kind of crazy?!"

He quickly googled the names of the medicines that he couldn't understand, shit, it's actually used to treat neuropathy! ! !

Tang Xiaogong volcanic eruption: "Are you fucking mentally handicapped!!! Do you believe in the school doctor? Didn't you hear that the senior went to the school doctor for four years and prescribed the same medicine no matter what the disease was?!!!"

In the fury of thunder, Chai Xiaoshou simply squatted down covering his ears, Biadabiada began to sob.

After Tang Xiaogong was happy, he rubbed his aching brain: "Why are you crying? It's really good to say that you are a bitch, and you still know how to cry. Are you still a man? Get up!"

Chai Xiaoshou shook his head desperately and couldn't afford to beat him to death.

Tang Xiaogong had no choice but to accept his fate and squat down, wrapping the person in his arms, speaking softly rarely.

Tang Xiaogong: "Okay, don't cry, sit down and cry if you want to cry, okay?"

Chai Xiaoshou wiped his tears and snot all over Tang Xiaogong's body, then hugged Tang Xiaogong tightly, buried his head and couldn't get up.

If he was made to cry just now, now Chai Xiaoshou is very scheming to pretend to cry!

Hulutang has a good figure and chest muscles!It's so comfortable to hug~~~ I don't want to get up TT

Ever since he knew he was sick, Chai Xiaoshou tried to avoid the other party as much as possible, so the feeling of skin-to-skin contact has not been seen for a long time. . .

Tang Xiaogong thought he had really hurt someone, so he couldn't help but feel guilty.

Pulling him up slowly, he explained softly: "Don't cry, the school doctor is a quack doctor, how can you take the medicine prescribed by him? And it's neurological, what if you take it bad? Throw the medicine away later. Okay? If you feel uncomfortable, I will take you to see a doctor, OK?"

Chai Xiaoshou didn't dare to tell Tang Xiaogong that he had described the cause of the disease in detail. If he knew the cause was himself, Chai Xiaoshou felt ashamed to stay in the dormitory any longer.

Tang Xiaogong tried hard to persuade, but at first the other party shook his head or hummed a few times, why did he become quieter as he went on?

Carefully lift your head from your chest. . .

wipe! ! !This guy's heart is really big enough, he actually fell asleep!Nima still left a pool of glistening saliva on her chest, why? ! ! !

Seeing Chai Xiaoshou's sleepy face with a smirk on his face, Tang Xiaogong was so annoyed that he could only shake his head, carefully took off his clothes, and put him back in his original position.

It is estimated that Chai Xiaoshou will pass out happily again after waking up and seeing the chest muscles =. =

Tang Xiaogong took the medicine box privately and asked the doctor he knew at home, but was told that these medicines were used to treat homosexuality in the early stage.

Before, everyone had a prejudice against comrades, treating them as psychological and spiritual problems.

Tang Xiaogong lay on the upper bunk thoughtfully, not knowing whether he was happy or worried.

The medicine was thrown away, and Chai Xiaoshou was distressed by being suspicious for the first few days, but he found that he was still normal when Tang Xiaogong was away, so he continued his cheerful plan of picking up girls.

Although Chai Xiaoshou seldom follows the stem, but sometimes he is so careful, the reason is that Tang Xiaogong has stopped snoring in the past few days.

Originally, it was a matter of joy and excitement, but since I got used to Tang Xiaogong's snoring, I suddenly had Chai Xiaoshou and his whole body was not good.

Chai Xiaoshou tried to numb himself, and began to hypnotize himself in his mind according to the usual frequency of Tang Xiaogong's snoring.

Large and small, stop!Big and small, turn over!Little little big big big!

Ahhh! ! !Not at all! ! !

Chai Xiaoshou couldn't sleep, and became a national treasure again.He swore secretly that when everything returned to normal, he must secretly record a snoring sound!Nima, if it's winter vacation, won't I suffer from insomnia again? !

Chai Xiaoshou praised him for his foresight and foresight! ! !